Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 377 Madame Tell Husband Who Pan An Is

Playing cards purely, how can you play cards purely~
Lin Yan looked at her intentionally or unintentionally with those indescribably evil eyes. This game was destined to be impure since the beginning of the game was passed to grandma's house.

In addition, little sister Xiaobai drove the car on the highway for no reason, so she couldn't stop.

The best way to relieve embarrassment is to...pretend not to be embarrassed.

Gu Erbai grabbed the cards in his hand, made up the cards with a blank face, and looked at and studied them eagerly.

She was serious, but after the whole round, Gu Erbai found that except her, everyone else looked indifferent and listless.

The atmosphere was a bit off, as if the outcome of this round had been expected, and there was nothing to look forward to and compete with. Gu Erbai didn't figure it out, and it must be bad to blame it on the cards in other people's hands, or bad luck, so That's why I'm so negligent.

It's not like her, Feng Shui turns and turns, as long as there is a small card, it will definitely be followed, and the master is still advancing.

Turning to the end, it was simply a glorious time, with hands full of jacks of spades up to the master.

If you don't win, God will not agree.

Gu Erbai smugly threw a wink at the man, "Be careful, I'm not soft on you", and Gu Yiqing took it without hesitation.

He still seems to be proud of himself, I don't know what he is proud of.

Lin Yan rested her chin, watched the round, and silently rolled her eyes at the dead or alive cards that were adjusted by the owner.

This game is really tiring, these two guys are still eyeing each other, flirting with each other?What about playing cards?
Younger sister Xiaobai is indeed young, and her body is filled with enthusiastic dopamine.

The ending of the second turn is beyond doubt.

In the end, Lin Yan threw away the cards resentfully, put her elbows on the stone table, crossed her fingers, and was ready to accept the question from the emperor, "Xiao Yuyu, I'm lazy, just tell the truth."

Gu Erbai played with his bright red king, as if to show his victory, while looking at Lin Yan's sad look, he looked at Gu Yiqing, such a coquettish man who was shameless and smiled even after losing.

Chu Weiyu put down the cards leisurely, and looked at Lin Yan, her face, which was originally full of leisure, gradually became serious.

"My concubine, do you know that the prince of Beiliang who visited last time has taken a fancy to you?"

Lin Yan rolled her eyes boredly, "I said Brother Emperor, why can't we get over the 800-year-old account? You said it as if I didn't accept the inhumane punishment in the end. I remember, the last time you can I’ve said it, don’t bring it up again to find fault with me!”

Chu Weiyu nodded, "I'm just asking."

Lin Yan played with her hair, "What's the point of asking, if you want to ask, you should also ask something nutritious. Anyway, no matter if I tell you that she is actually a woman, you will not believe it."

"I believe."

After the words fell, Chu Weiyu rarely responded meticulously.

"Do you believe it?"

This time, Lin Yan was surprised, "Didn't you refuse to believe it for so long? Why did you suddenly believe it?"

She suddenly felt that her three days and three nights in Huaqing Pool were all in vain.

"Send the shadow guard to investigate."

"!"

Lin Yan was horrified, "Investigate? How do you investigate? She has been hiding for more than 20 years. You must have taken her clothes off!"

Chu Weiyu didn't answer.

Lin Yan covered her mouth in surprise for an instant, her eyeballs trembled, and she looked at him like the originator of moral corruption.

"Little Yuyu, how can you do this! As the king of a country, you actually do this...she is a girl..."

Chu Weiyu looked at her, his eyes dimmed slightly.

"First, it's not my people. Second, it's not what I saw. Third, it touched my woman."

"..."

Lin Yan was silenced by him, and it took her a long time to hold back a few words.

"But she's a girl, and she just tricked me into sitting on her lap out of fun. If you're angry because of this, little sister Xiaobai has more physical contact with me."

When the words fell, Gu Erbai, who was playing with the man's fingers and asked him if he dared to do so, and whether he could stand it, suddenly got excited, sat up straight, and waved his hands at the emperor with an innocent face.

"Back to the emperor, Caomin was wronged. It has always been the empress's wishful thinking and willful behavior. She fell in love with Caomin's beauty and skin, and forced Caomin to get close to her. Caomin dared not refuse Feng Yi, and could only submit to the empress's lustful power."

The corner of Lin Yan's mouth moved, "..."

Sister Xiaobai, why are you talking so sharply now?It was intentional to let the field owner mess with you just now, what kind of tongue-tied!She saw that her three-inch tongue was sharper than anyone else!

These words aroused Gu Yiqing's attention slightly, the man firmly grasped the little woman's mischievous fingers with his backhand, raised his eyelids towards Chu Weiyu, and whispered with his thin lips, "A yin and yang person?"

"what?!"

"what?!"

The words fall.

The two little girls who had never seen the world were surprised, and two pairs of beautiful eyes with a strong thirst for knowledge converged on Gu Yiqing.

The man hooked his lips and looked at Chu Weiyu. It was indeed that matter.

"Uncle, what do intersex people mean?"

When Gu Erbai asked, he had already imagined intersex people in his mind. In ancient times, they were yin and yang, so it should be right.

"Speak slowly."

Gu Yiqing glanced at her, pulled out a dark wood brocade box from the bottom of the table, and poured out a pile of fried dried fruits, including chestnuts, gingko, hazelnuts, pine nuts, melon seeds, almonds...

Seeing this sudden surprise, Lin Yan couldn't help but be amazed, half of it was divided up, and she clicked her tongue in admiration.

"Sister Xiaobai, your life is so perfect when you marry the farm owner, and you will have endless dried fruits in the future."

Gu Erbai smiled wickedly, "That's why I married him."

Gu Yiqing smiled lightly from the corner of his eyes, stretched out his hand to grab the chestnut, and peeled it for the heartless little thing.

"Brother Qing."

Chu Weiyu called softly, peeling sunflower seeds boredly, and had a rare leisure time.

He was implying that Gu Yiqing would tell Lin Yan, and he wanted to, but Lin Yan's credibility was only [-]%, which was really distressing.

Brother Qing is different, two hundred percent.

Gu Yiqing's good-looking hands are not only attractive but also useful. The chestnuts are all smooth and beautiful when they come out of the shell, and there is no example of failure.

"The little prince of Liang Country is very beautiful. We all know him, but few people know that he is a yin and yang person. He visited Changyi some time ago. When he returned to Liang Country, he passed through Jiacheng and even visited Jiang Li'er."

"Yo~ my uncle, do you know her name is Jiang Li'er?"

Gu Erbai was holding the pecan fruit with a short iron, when he heard this, he couldn't help saying sourly.

I haven't heard him call it before, but it sounds nice and easy to say this name from his mouth.

Gu Yiqing reflected someone's jealous little face somewhere, and his long eyes were slightly happy, "Mother calls her Li'er all day long, and she is a descendant of Prince Jiang's mansion. If she doesn't call Jiang Li'er, what should she call her? Does Madam still know her baby name?" ?”

"Tch~" Gu Erbai raised his eyes angrily, gouged him out, imitating Jiang Li'er, "Brother Qing~ Don't you know Li'er's baby name?"

Gu Yiqing smiled even wider, "Of course my husband knows, my name is Xiaobai, Baibai, Bai'er..."

"Oh, you're disgusting~"

Gu Erbai was so ashamed and annoyed by his shouting, his whole body felt hot, he stretched out his hand to firmly cover his mouth with the pecan nut he had dug out with great difficulty.

Lin Yan chewed the hazelnuts, ignoring their dog abuse, and asked with incredulous eyebrows, "But she's a woman, why is she so beautiful? Could it be that she's the same sex... grinding the mirror?"

Chu Weiyu pushed the pile of peeled melon seeds in front of Lin Yan, "How can I see that the beauty is a woman?"

"Yes! Didn't they say that Pan An is also a beauty! I guess that little prince is a pervert. Didn't Uncle Qing just say something about a hermaphrodite? To put it simply..."

Gu Erbai spoke mysteriously, then leaned his head closer and said, "I guess it's an intersex person."

Lin Yan was so frightened that the melon seeds dropped, she stared at her dumbfounded, and tried hard to digest the news.

Sister Xiaobai's analysis is reasonable, then... Didn't she sit on the lap of an intersex person that day?
Thinking about it, Lin Yan shuddered all over. She originally thought that the little prince was pitiful and cute, but she didn't expect to be a deceitful pervert.

"Uh~"

A chill suddenly swept across the empress's whole body.

"Madam is quite smart."

Beside him, Gu Yiqing peeled a few chestnuts familiarly, but Qing Jun's complexion was not as good-looking as before.

Gu Erbai looked at the plump and fragrant chestnuts, and the greedy worm was hooked up, and he didn't notice the change in his tone, he just rubbed his hands and eagerly waited for the food.

The man squinted his eyes, and while throwing chestnuts at her slyly, he stretched out his hand to gently touch her head and praised her. Just when Gu Erbai wanted to complacently express his super high imagination about gossip, the big palm on the top of his head suddenly seemed to be pulling hair. He picked her up mercilessly.

"It hurts, hurts~ what are you doing!"

Gu Erbai wailed, and looked at this inexplicable sadist with a face full of accusations.

The man closed his eyes in vain, with a surge of jealousy in his eyes, "Madam, should I explain to my husband, who is Pan An?"

"..."

Gu Erbai was momentarily at a loss for words.

Lin Yan originally wanted to laugh, but she had an ominous premonition that her little sister would wrong her again, so she looked at the vinegar jar in her house in fear, and took advantage of Gu Erbai's confusion, so she quickly acted preemptively, "That's right, little girl. Sister Bai, I didn't understand what you just said, who is Pan An? Do you know a handsome man?"

I am so immortal that I added a little bit of oil and vinegar.

(End of this chapter)