Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 243 Give birth to eight little buns
She froze for a moment, then suddenly laughed, her chest trembled.

The first thought in my mind was that Uncle Qing must be teasing him, and what else is he afraid of?

"What are you afraid of?"

With a smile on his face, Gu Erbai poked his head out from his chest, wiped his red and swollen lips from being bullied, and the blurred and charming arc in his eyes has not completely faded away.

The man leaned over and just looked at her deeply with his deep eyes, as if to see if she really existed.

"..."

Gu Erbai frowned when he saw it, and felt something was wrong, "What's wrong with you?"

"I had a dream."

"Who did you dream about?"

"you."

The little girl thought for a while, then grinned at the corner of her mouth, "Oh~ Did you do something wrong in the dream..."

"You called my name and said... never loved me."

Gu Erbai looked at the bottom of his eyes, the deep, intense and even a little bit angry fiery eyes were faintly jumping up and down like never before.

The little woman's words stopped abruptly.

"Then?"

"And then you go."

"Where did I go?"

"a river."

"...heh~"

Gu Erbai looked at his face covered with gloom and red tide alternately, for a long time, he laughed aloud, "When did you have this dream?"

"yesterday."

"No wonder I remember it so clearly."

Gu Erbai rolled his eyes, then clicked his tongue as if remembering something, and looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Is it the night I kicked you off the reeds?"

"What do you say?"

The man asked very seductively.

The inexplicable atmosphere completely dissipated with the delicate voice of the little woman clutching her chest.

"You are a man whose self-esteem has been hurt. You think about it every day and dream at night."

"You know you hurt me too?"

The man touched her small face in displeasure, his brows were furrowed, and he was about to kiss her again.

The little woman nimbly avoided it, and put her index finger between him and herself, "Hey~ don't be in a hurry to get revenge, why did you pinch me like a beast at noon today, and you will pay for it, and you will be cleared."

There was another silence between the two.

"I'm sorry, Xiaobai, I'm sorry, I will never do this again in the future."

The man's expression was only stunned for a while, and a dark and unclear emotion suddenly surged between his brows, pressing against her forehead, and his voice was hoarse and deep.

Gu Erbai was stunned for a moment, feeling helpless for his sudden deep apology.

For a long time, I just stretched my little hand behind his back, and softly comforted him, "It's okay, why are you apologizing, didn't I do such a bastard thing yesterday? Besides, I like you like this."

"Really?"

"real."

"Hello here?"

"..." Is this shit a trick?
"Don't call me by my first name anymore."

"...You want to revive Fu Gang?" Gu Erbai raised his eyebrows.

"Heh~" The man hugged her jade neck, and suddenly gave a low laugh, "Yes."

……

Time went back to Yipinzhai, when the man seemed to be in an extreme bewilderment, his clenched fingers were gradually shattered and broken, and the dark voice made the little woman close to collapse, her mind went blank, as if all the blood in her body was being drained.

She said, "Gu Yiqing, if you don't let go, I will never love you again."

He woke up suddenly.

The perfect overlap of reality and dream.

With a smile on her face, she stood on the glittering golden boundary, with the billowing blue waves behind her, her lips twitched slightly, and she said, "Gu Yiqing, I have never loved you before."

I never loved you.

Then she walked away, toward a swaying river, and never looked back.

……

The man's dim eyes were swaying, until the crisp sound of chewing dried fruit came from his ear again.

This voice seemed to be the leader, pulling him from hell to the bright and bright sunshine.

She was there, and she loved him.

"Uncle Qing, where did you buy your dried fruits and nuts, they are so authentic and delicious."

Gu Erbai leaned over and scooped up another handful, which were plump without columnar worms, fresh in color and delicious in taste.

The man's brows were slightly raised, and his face, which was as heavy as the night, gradually became clear, "It's in the fruit forest over there. I'll accompany you to pick it after eating."

Gu Erbai looked around and saw rows of dense nut forests in the distance, close to each other, and could not see the end at a glance, his eyes suddenly shone with a strange light, "Okay, Uncle Qing, marry me!" It’s so good to give it to you, I’ll have nuts to eat all my life.”

Gu Yiqing, "..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at your stingy look, you will plant new saplings in the future, can't I dig the soil for you, resist the seedlings, and water them?"

"it is good."

After the words fell, a certain profiteer who had received an equal exchange had a smile on his face, "I come every year."

"Every year?" Gu Erbai rolled his eyes and pondered, "Plant one tree every year?"

The man groaned softly, "Well, plant it until the children and grandchildren are full, and you can no longer walk."

"Hahaha, okay, if we are old, let our children and grandchildren support us to grow... Eh? Uncle Qing, how many children do you plan to have?"

Gu Erbai smiled happily, as if he suddenly remembered something serious, he sat up straight on his lap and asked him seriously.

If she dared to say that two children would go up, she would kill him!

"Eight."

The man squinted his long and narrow eyes and looked at her with a soft voice.

It's as simple as saying eat eight more nuts.

Gu Erbai instantly petrified in place.

What, what?Uncle, please say it again, I didn't hear you clearly.

"Ma'am, work harder..."

"Is it too late to withdraw now?"

The man slowly shook his head, "If you eat my nuts, you are mine."

"I lose money."

"One ten thousand taels."

"Trickster!"

"Ma'am just realized now?"

"You...you leave! There is absolutely no need to discuss it. I suggest you marry a pig, which has a better reproductive ability."

Gu Erbai frowned, finally looked at her with a smile, and said goodbye manually.

The corners of Gu Yiqing's mouth were frivolous, her long legs clamped down on her body that wanted to run, her long eyebrows were raised, her whole person looked extraordinarily chic, her big palm silently penetrated into her robe, and rubbed her bulging belly, " Am I married to a pig now?"

"..."

Gu Erbai's small face became bitter in an instant, he couldn't be hard enough to be soft, he pretended to sob and wiped his tears around his neck, "Uncle Qing, let's discuss it again, you don't really love me, you love me A group of little buns."

The man just smiled breezyly, stuffed her into his arms, stretched his long arms over her, gently folded the dried Supa, stuffed it into his sleeves, and continued to fiddle with the medicinal herbs on the stone table.

"Uncle Qing..."

Gu Erbai's tone was sticky and coquettish, and the only response to her was the man's widening and deeper smile of enjoyment.

A certain little woman began to act with reason and love.

"Think about it, eight children, how will the family property be divided in the future?"

"It doesn't matter."

"Huh? No separation?"

"Property is not divided, it will always belong to Madam."

After the words fell, the little girl was coaxed into a smile and thumped his chest, "What do I want your property for? It's not for them."

"They go out and create themselves, and my kids are definitely the best."

"..."

The thinking is quite advanced, catching up with the enlightened scientific ideas of Western parents thousands of years later.

Gu Erbai suspected that he could not convince him.

"Huh? But why is it your child and not ours?"

She frowned, chewing on words, a little upset.

"Well, keep your innocence in my heart."

"..."

This is not indirect, but a direct mockery of her big breasts, brainlessness, and stupidity!
"Then if you have a daughter..."

"It must be as white and fat as you."

"..." Don't you want to be fat?Besides, my fat one shows curves intensively, can it be the same?

Gu Erbai pouted secretly in dissatisfaction.

On her head, the slender stalks of the nourishing and growing blue grass slowly creeping down teased her, and the wind tickled her itchy, "Uncle Qing, when will this thing be removed?"

"Not urgent."

"No rush? What if it makes a nest on my head and sucks my brains..."

"will not."

Above the head, the man's hawk-like sharp eyes focused on the black-green concoction on the spoon in his hand, took out a clean porcelain bottle from Xiaoying, pulled off the cap, and there was a faint smile in the corner of his eyes.

"Why not, you just... You didn't lie to me, did you?"

Gu Erbai seemed to have figured something out, and with an idea, he stretched out his hand to pinch his front. Seeing that he was studying herbs, he didn't use much effort, he just poked in retaliation.

"Well, it just likes you."

"like me?"

Gu Erbai almost choked, this nonsense, the grass will also like people?Is it to see yourself as a bully?
"Since it was plucked from the ancient peak, I asked Ah Shen to search for the purest things in the world and give them as sustenance, but over the years, I have found many parasites, no more than Manduo holy spring, Tianshan snow lotus, and even white snow lotus. It refused to give up the water from the Yaochi that was transported from Mount Tu, but today it has found it."

"The purest thing?"

"Ah."

"..."

Gu Erbai's face paused, and he thought about it secretly. On the day of last year's celebration - he didn't take a bath, and then fell into the river - he came out with a fever and didn't take a bath. Tonight... he didn't take a bath, It really is pure.

"I understand."

The little woman looked at him seriously.

"Ok?"

The man filled a porcelain bottle of concoction, his voice raised slightly.

"Maybe he really couldn't find the purest thing, and when he gave up, he started looking for it in the opposite direction."

"Huh~"

As soon as the words fell, the man couldn't help laughing, and holding the bottle of black and blue concoction in front of her, he said in a soft voice, "Xiaobai, don't move!"

"?"

Gu Erbai froze in his arms, obediently motionless.

The man's deep and moving eyes slowly looked at the herb plant on her head that was getting bluer and bluer. Everything was the most perfect fate.

On Gu Erbai's head, a dark blue stalk of cattail grass began to protrude gradually, evolving from a flower bud at the top to a bud, and finally fully blooming, a ray of light appeared faintly from the bottom of his eyes.

Lanyoucao, as the name suggests—youlan beauty, she is alone in the prosperous age, and it is difficult to take a pose in ten thousand years.

Slowly, Gu Erbai raised his eyelids, as if aware of some changes, looking at the beautiful blue flower stretched out above his head, surprise appeared in his eyes.

Will it still bloom?
When she was pleasantly surprised, before she had time to see the whole picture, the blooming bloom was completely ended by the man's slender joints.

"……What are you doing?"

Gu Erbai looked at him in surprise, flower picker!Destroy flowers with hot hands!Violence!

(End of this chapter)