Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 242 Uncle Qing's Advanced Driver's License
Don't be afraid of being fooled by a stinky vanilla that stops people away and forces people to stay away, but is afraid of falling into a scheming, hypocritical and tempting ghost den like a half-broken flower.

But... If she really wants to touch it, she can ask Uncle Qing first, who can know more about the plants he cultivated by himself than a pervert like him.

Gu Erbai was thinking, just about to turn to ask the man at the stone table.

But he didn't want to, the green cattail grass in front of him seemed to have spotted her, the green light burst out instantly, and his body moved suddenly.

Gu Erbai was taken aback, his eyes caught it in an instant...it had no roots.

As if slapping her face alive, she just said that plants can't survive without roots.

But... the point is why did the grass suddenly move, and it saw itself as if it had eyes?What does it want to do?I didn't provoke it!
Gu Erbai's heart tightened, and he was frightened by the half-broken flower, thinking that there was another one who was similar to him, so he hurriedly ran away.Unexpectedly, the ball of green cattail grass seemed to have read her mind, said it was so fast, and when she turned around, it flew up to her head.

"..."

There was a sudden weight on the head, and Gu Erbai was terrified this time, screaming again and again, and ran towards Gu Yiqing.

Beside the stone table, the man was trying to restore the Wuji which he accidentally broke when he was distracted just now.

Hearing this disorderly and fast approaching attack, Youyou turned his face away.

She ran from afar, with a large area of ​​flowers and plants behind her.

The bright moonlight shines through the fluffy and unkempt green hair on her head, scattered scattered on the fine bangs, snow-white and snow-white.

A few mottled glimmers of light remained, obliquely on the slender and thick eyelashes, forming a silver-gray smear, wrapping those glass-like eyes, like two stars, twinkling and twinkling, due to restraint. Without the trace of excitement emerging from the night sky, it looks even more dazzling and beautiful.

The sweat dripping from the black silk sideburns slowly trickled down to the pink cheeks, even some on the tip of the nose, and even the bright white teeth slightly opened under the red lips, all followed the continuous undulation of the chest, faintly Jumping, like being given life, it is really intoxicating.

She completely covered most of the light in front of the man.

"Whoosh..."

Gu Erbai ran wildly, and finally came to the man out of breath, and before he could slow down, out of breath, he pointed his finger at the cattail ball above his head.

"Qing, Uncle Qing... this ball of grass is stuck on my head and won't come down!"

……

Even after many years, Gu Yiqing can still think of that day.

Remember what she said.

She ran in front of him, gathered all the light, the world was overshadowed, she was like the whole world.

……

"Come on, I'll take it off for you."

Gu Erbai clutched his chest and gasped for most of the day, but still had palpitations.

She couldn't see the eyes of the man shrouded in the reflection, but felt that the voice was as quiet as water in a deep pool, mellow, hoarse, gentle, and seductive.

"it is good!"

The little woman quickly ran to the man and squatted down, stretching out the stubborn green grass on her head in front of him.

After stretching it out, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart.

Why does it feel like there is a prairie above your head... Show Uncle Qing?

Thankfully this is ancient.

Otherwise, Uncle Qing would definitely have to take advantage of it.

Gu Erbai shook his head, thought about it nonsense, and finally used the tip of his squatted nose to the hem of the man's black jade-colored brocade robe, and sucked in a breath of air intentionally or unintentionally.

The fragrance of herbs on the skirt of the clothes immediately penetrated into the tip of the nose, extended into the heart and lungs, and Gu Erbai's internal organs immediately felt relieved.

Obviously, she is now surrounded by fragrant herbs, but for some reason, she just feels that the smell tainted by Uncle Qing is much better than smelling it directly.

She thought, this is probably the feeling of Xi Shi in the eye of the beholder in the legend.

Thinking about it, the little woman's lips raised a slight arc, she exhaled, and the cycle repeated.

"Xiaobai, what are you smoking down there?"

At this time, the voice of the man above the head came out unexpectedly, clear and steady with waves of wrinkled laughter.

Gu Erbai, "..."

His face instantly turned red into a big persimmon.

Uncle Qing, you... can't your image be taller for two seconds?

Do you have to show off your driving experience for many years?
"Did you take it off?"

"No."

"..." Then what are you doing?Preoccupied with holding the steering wheel?

Gu Erbai frowned and wanted to raise his head, but he didn't want to, but was pushed back by the man's big palm.

"do not move."

"..." What the hell are you doing?
"Danqing."

"……"what is that?
Gu Erbai rolled his eyeballs, and then searched her narrow brain capacity hard, and thought of something elegant and artistic like brush, ink and Danqing. Could it be that... Uncle Qing is painting?

...painting?
Didn't he think that his current appearance is funny, so he wants to draw his own ugly appearance as a souvenir for laughing?
Gu Erbai thought, of course he would not allow this kind of black and smeared history to leave a dark mark in his white life history.

It's just that she just wanted to stand up and resist righteously, but she didn't want to, the man's calm voice sounded above her head again.

"I can't move, the more I move, the faster it grows, it will entangle with the hair and into the skin, take root and sprout on the head, absorb the brain, and grow vigorously..."

"..."

Gu Erbai felt chills from what he said, and his teeth were trembling a little. Finally, he cried and hugged his calf, howling, "My uncle, please stop talking, just do what you say, Just take it off~"

Perverted, Uncle Qing and the black-bellied villain wearing black gloves and speaking cruel words... are really getting closer.

The man watched her aggrieved little face rubbing against his legs, and let out a laugh.

Gu Erbai couldn't hear the meaning, he just felt a weight on his head.

... Uncle Qing's lips.

Is he going to eat grass or is he going to gnaw himself?
Gu Erbai didn't make a sound, the pressure on his lips was very heavy.

If Gu Erbai hadn't known his animal nature of taking advantage of others, he would have doubted that he could say something that couldn't be more affectionate at this time.

After being suppressed for a long time...

Gu Erbai's hand holding that thigh became tighter and tighter, imagining it was Uncle Qing's neck, pinching it fiercely, feeling like a pervert in his heart.

It was probably infected by Uncle Qing.

After a long while, Gu Yiqing slowly raised his head, in the slightly drunken eyes filled with an intoxicating expression, the wind was clear and the moon was white.

He mentioned wolf hair.

On the stone table, there was a plain white veil smeared with dark red blood in the armhole, and the man slowly outlined the most beautiful scenery in his heart.

"Uncle Qing, what kind of grass is this? It's too rogue and cruel. You don't stay in your own territory, but you still want to camp on people's heads."

Are you trying to ridicule her as a dickhead?

"Blue Grass."

"Blue... Grass?"

When Gu Erbai heard the name, he burst into laughter.

It's the same as the name of the vanilla that I just heard, it's obviously smelly and I have to say it's fragrant.

However, it is understandable for people to use vanilla, and it will be fragrant after being used, but this lump on the head is obviously green, why is it called Lan Youcao?
Could it be that the person who named it this time was blue-green blind?
"It itself was born on the top of the extremely cold ancient peak, covered by snow all year round, and the color of its veins is harsh and dark blue. When it was transferred to Wenyuan, the climate warmed up, and the color gradually became lighter. After a few years, it may turn white. .”

"Oh……"

Listening to the explanation, Gu Erbai nodded meaningfully.

Thinking about the herbs in Uncle Qing's warm garden, they are all of great heritage, but those with heritage may also be rascals, such as the green grassland above the head.

"Maybe they seem to live on a high mountain and don't want to be brought here by you."

At the end, she added something in a murmur.

Gu Yiqing didn't respond, because what she said was right.

But her next reason is full of Gu Erbai's thinking.

"Otherwise, it wouldn't be so rascally on my head, wouldn't it? It must be trying to get out with me."

"Huh~"

Gu Yiqing chuckled, paused the tip of the pen, and replaced it with a slender hair cone, which was lightly dyed with cinnabar, drawing a sly curve on the corners of the woman's eyes.

The reason why Blue Youcao lives on the top of the extremely cold and extremely high ancient peak in the world is because it is the most lonely herb in the world.It strives to inhabit the purest place in the world all its life, but for millions of years, no mortal land can be its destination, so it chooses the place closest to heaven.

And its color gradually fades, not because it adapts to changes in climate temperature and humidity, but because it starts to die slowly, when it turns white.

Like some people, they die alone without finding the love of their life.

After the man finished the good stroke, his warm peripheral vision fell on the clump of cattail grass that was slowly turning blue.

Unfortunately, she is mine.

"Little White~"

"Ok?"

Gu Erbai was drawing circles on his shoes, cursing Zao and venting, when he was called out unexpectedly, he couldn't help but tremble all over.

Gu Yiqing was jumped by her trembling eyelids, and the hand holding the brush was a little slack.

"Do you know that Zheng Yi likes you?"

"..."

After the words fell, Gu Erbai suddenly froze.

It's not because I didn't realize it, nor because my guilt was exposed.

It's just that I didn't expect that Uncle Qing would talk to himself about this matter so calmly, as naturally as an elder asking if a junior has a boyfriend.

She thought that with Uncle Qing's character, after Yipinzhai's violent solution, it should be considered a let-down.

Originally, today, I just hugged him to see if he was dead or not.

If you die, you will support the family members. If you don't die, you will be thanked with a lot of money. Anyway, in the future, it will be the purpose of never seeing each other again. Go and see.

Uncle Qing now... Could it be that he thought that he fled today because he couldn't wait to see him?So allow yourself to be honest?
"do not know."

Gu Erbai paused for a while between 'no' and 'know'.

The tone seemed to be hesitating, and it seemed to be phrasing, but he didn't know...whether he knew it or not.

However, the man didn't seem to be in a hurry, with one stroke and one stroke, he depicted the outline of the expressive rhyme with clear strokes, even the pollen stained on her skirt was not spared, and a few colorful butterflies were reflected, flying around.

"I didn't know it before, but now... I seem to know a little bit, but it doesn't seem to be just a little bit."

Gu Erbai thought for a while and said affirmatively.

"Actually, I thought about this question for a long time. At least at first, I thought it was impossible for him to take a fancy to me.

After all, he is not like you, Uncle Qing, who knows about my fake life experience. In his impression, I should still be the unkind and unrighteous Gu Erbai who abandons the elders in his family.

What's more, with his poetic talent, most of the sons of rich families are so proud of their nostrils, how could they fall in love with someone like me, so at first, I naturally didn't think about it, and he certainly didn't.

But then, on the way to deliver wine to you, I passed by the lake in front of my house.

I vaguely heard him and his sister talking, the words were very fierce, as if they were arguing about something, I couldn't hold back my curiosity, and went up to listen for a while, but what I heard really shocked me.

Before that, I didn't know that he was just the adopted son of the Zheng family, and I didn't know that Lian'er was not his real sister.

Lianer confided his heart to him, not brother and sister, but love between men and women.

But he probably didn't like Lian'er, his face looked tender, his brows and eyes were perfunctory, and he became a little impatient in the end.

Lian'er was also very emotional, even under the excitement, he said that there was a handwriting of "I don't see you in a day, I think like crazy" hidden under his printed book, and bluntly said that he looked at me differently that day in Siyuan.

At that time, I was really flustered for a moment, afraid that I would cause love debts in this strange land..."

will delay my return...

This thought flashed across Gu Erbai's mind, and the Lan Youcao on his head gradually became silent.

The man seemed to be aware of the subtle emotional changes in her voice, and his pen stopped slightly.

she said again.

"Thanks to that false alarm, he just used me as a shield to make Lian'er give up on him, and he also loudly announced that there are many beauties in Rong'an City to stimulate her, and he really didn't keep any affection.

I think Lian'er really deserves her name.

Later, I thought about it to myself, at that time, there was still really no place to shine, worthy of his liking, so I felt relieved.

As for what happened next, you already know..."

Thinking of this, Gu Erbai gritted his teeth secretly, automatically ignoring the dull pain in his long-memory buttocks.

Heh~ I didn't figure it out after all my calculations, I didn't mess with this peach blossom, the spring has already bloomed over there, and my buttocks have also bloomed along with it.

In fact, Gu Erbai started to realize from the sentence "Even if you are my own niece, you still hit me" that... she has fallen into the abyss of the devil.

If a person can violate ethics and come to you, think about how perverted this person must be?
Can you resist?Can you resist?For details, please refer to the Yipinzhai tragedy, and thanks to Uncle Qing who took a fancy to him, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai.

If someone else's little girl is unwilling and has a bit of a bad nature, she would definitely rather die than follow.

Of course she didn't think about it, would anyone disagree?
Gu Erbai paused for a moment, and the man above his head curled his lips imperceptibly. Slowness is sometimes an advantage.

But... Zheng Yi doesn't like her, why hasn't she thought about why she likes her?
Do you feel that you are not as good as him?

A certain man who could always find jealousy for himself narrowed his eyes gradually and dangerously.

Of course he didn't know, Gu Erbai lay on the far bed of Qing's house, looked up at the sky and tried to ask this question eight hundred times, and finally it was attributed to his blindness.

　Gou Lian was so angry today that she ran to the library at [-]:[-] a.m. and has been saving manuscripts until now... Then, after posting today’s papers, she found that there are a total of [-] manuscripts left (bye bye manually). You ask me why my eyes often have tears water……

　　There are four big fat white geese on Weibo and blog, take them home and cook them, they don’t cost money if they don’t smell good~
　　
　
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