lazy tang

Chapter 705
After being thrown into the crocodile pool, Yi Xin shouted for help as if she had realized it.But it was too late to call for help at this time, and a large group of dead wood-like things were slowly approaching.

A splash of water suddenly appeared, and the razor-like teeth pierced deeply into Xin Xin's body.Before Yingxin could react, she was pulled into the bottom of the water.

Changsun Wuji looked at the constantly rippling water surface, unexpectedly not much blood flowed out.For a long while, Changsun Wuji was even worried that Xinxin had already run away along the bottom of the water.

I don't know how long it took, but Changsun Wuji was getting impatient.If this place wasn't too dangerous, he even had the urge to send someone down to have a look.

"Master Pushe, look." The old servant pointed at the water and shouted loudly.

Changsun Wuji hurriedly lay down on the railing, and a corpse floated on the water, whether it was Xinxin or someone else.But what happened next left Changsun Wuji dumbfounded.

A dragon bites on the arm of the heart, and the body keeps rolling in the water.Under the huge splash of water, Changsun Wuji suddenly found that Xin Xin's arm had been twisted off abruptly.The dragon raised its neck, weighed its arms twice in the innermost part, and disappeared into its huge mouth.

At this time, the water surface seemed to be boiling, and there were at least five or six Jiaos surrounding Xinxin.Changsun Wuji even saw a dragon biting Xin's head.After twisting the body two or three times, the beautiful head was twisted off and swallowed.But for a stick of incense, people seem to have never been in this world.In addition to leaving some minced meat pecked by small fish on the water surface, it is full of ripples in the pond.

Looking at the old servant, this is indeed a good way to destroy the corpse.Li Chengqian wanted to miss Xinxin, but he was probably powerless.This is Yunhao's place, even Li Chengqian did not dare to act presumptuously.In fact, if he hadn't held the emperor's token, he wouldn't have dared to use the Yun family's place so unscrupulously.

Li Chengqian stood on the train platform, his right eyelid twitched non-stop.The "Qin Wang Breaking the Array" in his ears seemed to be out of tune, no matter how he listened to it, it was awkward.

"Here we come!" The servant next to him reminded softly, and Li Chengqian heard the roar of the train in the distance and the billowing steam.

The train stopped on the platform smoothly, and the guards quickly occupied the positions around the train.Yu Chigong, who was holding a horizontal knife, got off the train first, and then Li Er walked off.

There is a scarlet carpet on the ground, and on both sides are the civil servants and generals of the court.No one wants to miss such a grand ceremony and such an opportunity to flatter.Even Li Jing, who has always kept a low profile, also appeared in the welcome team.He was only holding a cane in his hand, which showed that the rheumatism in his legs was really serious.It's not the legendary feigning illness!
Li Chengqian's body was arched like a prawn, and he trembled like a cat or mouse. He was really afraid of this old man.A child who grew up in the inner garden of the deep palace cannot be compared with Li Er, who has fought many battles.

Today's Li Er didn't wear the yellow uniform, but a black iron frame.After all, it was the emperor killed by Daoshan Xuehe, and his awe-inspiring aura made people dare not look directly at him.

"The Music of the King of Qin Breaking the Array" was played more passionately, and the dancing posture of the singer was also more enchanting.Li Chengqian stepped forward: "I respectfully welcome my father's triumphant return! My father's capture of Liaodong this time has made my China China perfect. My son congratulates my father! My son congratulates me in the Tang Dynasty!" After Li Chengqian finished speaking, he bowed bow down.The officials on both sides also bowed down.

"Get up!" Li Er reached out and pulled his son up.Turning around and looking at his courtiers, he waved his hands: "Let's all get flat!"

"Huh-hu-la-la!" The princes all over the ground stood up and followed Li Er to the outside of the station.

The celebration banquet was held in the Taiji Palace, and Li Er seemed more willing to show his status as the lord of the world here.As soon as the banquet started, there was a lot of flattery.However, the banquet was soon replaced by the confrontation between Hussein and the veterans.With this gang of assassins here, it is simply a dream for civil servants to show off their demeanor.

Cheng Yaojin's famous sentence, oh my mother, what a big branch!Xu Xing, who has been cited as a classic by generals, dare say it is not a classic.Already surrounded by several old princes, they poured wine into it while choking their necks.As soon as Niu Jinda gave it away, he collapsed to the ground like a lump of mud.Fang Xuanling was very worried that this brother would be drunk to death with the way of drinking three catties of steamed wine from the Yun family.

Li Er clapped his hands and laughed, he knew that this was another way for the veterans to tell him.They can still fight, and they can also do their own work.As he got older, Datang became more and more stable.Niaojin Gongzang is the demon in every veteran's heart, and they will try their best to show themselves in front of the emperor whenever they have the opportunity.Prove that you can still make trouble!

Li Er is too clear about the mentality of the veterans.Because he himself was once an unparalleled warrior!He has always encouraged veterans to make trouble.This is also the reason why every palace banquet has become a farce at the end.

Du Ruhui quietly watched the group of people in front of him playing monkey games, pouring their own drinks and enjoying themselves.From time to time, students and old officials come to toast, and the wine is always dry.It didn't look like she was sick at all.

Elder Gao's paperwork had already been handed in, but Li Er's reply hadn't come down yet.The son is dead, although Du Ruhui still has a son.But Du Ruhui no longer intends to be an official in the imperial court!He has played politics all his life, from being an official to a servant of the Tang Dynasty, shooting one person under one person and over ten thousand people.As long as you don't prepare to rebel and become emperor, your career in this life can be considered to be at its peak.

At this time, it is better to retreat bravely.Otherwise, the difference in whereabouts would be unbearable, and he looked at Fang Xuanling with a worried face sympathetically.Du Ruhui smiled self-consciously, and didn't worry about that anymore.It is better for your old house to worry about it in the future.I live a happy retirement life, and it's fine to die a natural death in the end.

"Keming!" Li Er's voice came from above while he was wandering in the sky.

"Your Majesty!" Hearing Li Er's call, Du Ruhui stood up reflexively, and bowed to Li Er.

"Keming! When the Tang Dynasty is in prosperity, you are in the prime of life. Do you feel pain in your heart when you go back to hermit at this time? Tell me, and I will make the decision for you." Li Er said to Du Ruhui with a smile while holding his wine glass.

suffering?If you don't kill my son, will I suffer?Du Ruhui slandered in his heart, but he didn't dare to speak out.This kind of words of killing a thousand swords, Li Er will really kill him a thousand swords.

"My young man has been working hard for decades like walking on thin ice. Thanks to His Majesty's trust in the high position, I have no regrets or regrets in this life. Now that I am old, I have the desire to ask Tian Wenshe to spend my old age in peace. There is absolutely no suffering, but There is only a heart that is ashamed of His Majesty's appreciation and trust. The old minister wishes to be an ox and a horse in the next life, and repay my emperor's grace." These few words were sincere, and Du Ruhui, with his 30 years of rich acting skills, said that he finally proposed Tears flowed.Thousands of years later, Oscar definitely owes him a statuette.

Li Er seemed a little moved, but soon returned to his previous appearance.move?Emperors don't need such boring emotions!

"Ke Ming! You are in your prime, and you suddenly left with the crown. It is inevitable that some people will say that I am a dead dog, and you will ask Tian to give up. But I will be blamed!" Li Erpi smiled. Said.

"Your Majesty is terrified! If His Majesty summons you, I will still bow before His Majesty's steps, and do your best." Seeing Li Erpi's smiling face, Du Ruhui hastily bowed down on the ground.He has been a monarch and minister for many years, and he knows Li Er's character too well.Smile at you at this time, and you may not be sure when you raise the butcher knife the next moment.

"I knew that Keming would not leave me. Although Chu Suiliang had made a lot of achievements in teaching the prince in the East Palace of the prince. But he is old after all. I don't know if Keming is willing to take on the position of Taifu?" Li Er saw that Du Ruhui was very excited. Dao, immediately arrange work for Du Ruhui.Since the prime minister does not want to do it, it is not bad to engage in educational work.

Du Ruhui's hairs stood on end, seeing that the two kings fighting for the heir was about to become the three kings fighting for the heir.At this time, jumping into the puddle of the prince is suicide!What is the emperor doing?Push yourself into a fire pit?

"Your Majesty! It's difficult for me to teach the prince with my knowledge. Besides, Chu Suiliang has already achieved a little success in teaching the prince. It seems a little inappropriate to change people at this time." Du Ruhui immediately refused, and he would not even step in the muddy water.

"Oh! This way...!" Li Er's face darkened.

"Your Majesty! I'm very interested in farming recently, and I'd like to go to Sinong Temple to do something." Du Ruhui hurriedly said, just now he said that he was willing to do the same for Li Er, but now it's impossible to swallow it.

"Oh!" Li Er's face softened a little.

The boss of Sinong Temple, Huang Pusong, turned pale all of a sudden. Today, what is the almanac, such a big Buddha fell from the sky.When the boss came to Sinong Temple, he had to build a shrine to make offerings.The emperor must not agree, otherwise I don't know where I will be squeezed as an official.

Obviously, the emperor did not hear Huang Pusong's inner prayer.Li Er just thought for a while, then nodded.As long as you accept your own supervision, it doesn't matter where you are, and your attitude is very important.

"Go to Si Nong Temple, that big Si Nong...!"

"Your Majesty! As long as you do things for His Majesty and the Tang Dynasty, I am willing to be a subordinate." Du Ruhui said hastily.If I don't work as a big farmer, I always have to go to the countryside every day to be exhausted.

Huang Pusong glanced at Du Ruhui gratefully, even though a big Buddha came, fortunately, the big Buddha didn't intend to be a host.This is the good news among the bad news!

"So wronged Keming!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Before Li Er could finish speaking, Du Ruhui immediately thanked him.Li Er froze for a moment, smiled and shook his head.Since Du Ruhui is willing, then let him do it.

He Zhu, the head servant of the East Palace, almost blinked his eyes blind, and every time he wanted to get close to Li Chengqian, he would be blocked by Zhao Jiang with a fake smile.The guards and palace servants who had a good relationship with him on weekdays all had a straight face when they saw him.Even when he said hello, no one dared to answer.

The matter in the East Palace should be known to the crown prince as soon as possible, but the crown prince was called by the emperor to wait by his side.No matter what I do, I can't get close.Zhao Jiang has already looked at himself with fierce eyes, and tonight may be the last night of his life if he is not sensible.

It's not that Li Chengqian didn't see He Zhu who was jumping up and down like a monkey in a hurry, but he couldn't help it.

Li Er, who has returned triumphantly, has a huge spectrum now, and Zhao Jiang, who is full-time in charge of pouring wine, has been laid off.Mr. Li Chengqian is now on duty, according to Li Er.Lao Tzu laid down thousands of miles of land for him, isn't that enough for him to fulfill his filial piety?

After Du Ruhui was dealt with, Li Er smiled like a quacking duck.When the interest came up, an impromptu dance was performed next.Those who stretch their arms and kick their legs are very interesting, especially when dancing Hu Xuan, their buttocks are twisted extremely coquettishly.The eyes of all the ministers were straightened!His Majesty the Emperor was never so happy when he defeated Xieli back then.

Li Chengqian just wanted to ask He Zhu what happened.He was stopped by Yu Chigong, "His Royal Highness, you better not leave!" His hand grabbed Li Chengqian's arm, and Li Chengqian couldn't leave even if he wanted to.

Li Tai smirked "Hey" "Hey" at the side, the things about the East Palace couldn't be hidden from him who was so discerning.Cen Wenwen also had a proud face beside him. Just now Li Er praised Li Tai's "Kuo Dizhi" and Cen Wenwen's title of county marquis was also mixed up. .Li Chengqian worked as the waiter in the shop all night, serving tea and water but didn't even have a nice word.In contrast, interested people have quietly approached Wei Wangfu.

The banquet ended with Li Erdao getting drunk, but Li Chengqian still couldn't leave.According to the eldest grandson, he is responsible for taking care of his drunk father to fulfill his filial piety.

The Great Tang ruled the world with filial piety, and this command of the eldest grandson cannot be disobeyed.Li Chengqian could only stay in the Tai Chi Hall, waiting for his unconscious father.If Li Chengqian was braver at this time, he might be able to strangle his father to death, and then he would become the next emperor logically.But seeing his sleeping father, Li Chengqian's hands began to tremble.The thought exists in the mind for only a moment, and disappears like a broken soap bubble.

Yunhao really wanted to punish Dugu Wanwan on the spot, but this little girl was very skilled in foot therapy.In comfort, Yun Hao actually fell asleep again.Once the tense nerves are relaxed, sleep becomes the best partner.

After the rooster crowed twice, Yun Hao finally woke up.I really wanted to break the neck of this damn chicken and throw it into the soup pot. The chicken didn't crow a third time.The seemingly caring servant of the Yun family has executed this dedicated rooster on the spot.

A man who wakes up in the morning is not a good thing, and there is a woman who looks like Yun Hao playing hooligans by his side.This is impolite, the embroidery gums "creak" and "creak" incessantly.Dugu Wanwan in her sleep needs to quickly complete the conversion of body functions.

It seemed that Dugu Wanwan was ready.Quickly completed the ideological struggle, discerning husband and a series of issues.Devoted wholeheartedly to the joy of mutual affection, the watery woman made Yun Hao fall quickly.

Asleep again!After a few times of strenuous physical labor, Yunhao couldn't open his eyes again.Dealing with a dewy woman is more tiring than digging a fucking vegetable cellar.

(End of this chapter)