lazy tang

Chapter 704 Accident
The two memorials were placed on Li Er's desk almost at the same time, and Xu Jingzong's waist was bowed like a boiled shrimp.Eyes staring at the ground without blinking, ears pricked up.

It is impossible to know which letter Li Er saw first, but Xu Jingzong guessed it should be Yu Zhining's.Because when placing the memorial, Xu Jingzong placed Yu Zhining's memorial on top of Li Chengqian.Although this is against the rules, Xu Jingzong believes that Li Er should not care about such details at this time.Because he specially chose a time when Li Er was not in a very beautiful mood, and submitted the memorial.

Sure enough, there was the sound of the teacup falling to the ground.Who knows, his son will not be very happy when he becomes Lord Rabbit.Especially Li Er is in a very bad mood now!

Killed too many scholars, everyone thought that the five surnames and seven families were afraid of being killed.But no one thought about it, the enthusiasm of ordinary people to believe and spread rumors was unstoppable.And the words of scholars are generally believed by ordinary people.Because, they represent knowledge.

The rumors on the bright side are gone, but the rumors on the bed after dinner in private are even more unsightly.

What are you talking about, how many beauties are there in Li Er's inner palace, and how many of them die every day?It is said that Sun Simiao invented a thaumaturgy to exchange kidneys, and he gave Li Er'an many of them as soon as he secured them. The kidneys came from those loyal and patriotic scholars.Otherwise, Li Er would never be able to complete the feat of the first rumor.

He also said that a certain boss of the imperial court had so many properties in such and such a big country, and how many deposits he had in a bank that was robbed and opened by such and such.A rich man who built a carriage turned out to be Li Er's brother-in-law.The business of refining kerosene was contracted by a certain boss.The money earned does not go into the national treasury, but goes into private pockets.When so-and-so was building a certain bridge, how much money was embezzled.It directly led to the bean curd dregs project. If you don't believe me, look at the bridge and it will be closed for maintenance after ten years of repair.

After Yun Hao saw the report of Baiqisi transferred by Li Er, he couldn't help but marvel at the rich imagination of Datang We Media.

Change waist?I and Lao Sun are acquaintances, why haven't I heard that he can also perform kidney replacement surgery?I exchanged it for Li Eryi for seven or eight, and I was sure after reading it eight times. What they said was kidneys, not grapes.As for being able to have seven or eight kidneys, let alone the 21st century with highly advanced technology, Yun Hao still cannot sincerely yearn for it.

It is said that Fang Xuanling has a street of real estate in a certain country, and he has a certain amount of deposits in a bank in a certain country.The amount of deposits is very close to the distance between the earth and the sun.My goodness, the Datang bank didn't have so much money even if it was emptied.Could it be that Fang Xuanling had the ability to move the universe and emptied the Tang bank to go to a certain big country?
There is also a limit to nonsense. Is there such a big country around Datang?In this year and month, there is no such a big country in the world.The countries around Datang are all looking at Li Er.When Li Er sneezed, the kings and emperors of those countries would tremble.

The rich merchant who is engaged in the carriage business will be Li Er's brother-in-law?The eldest grandson's father died early, and only the eldest grandson Wuji and the eldest grandson were left behind. How could there be a brother-in-law who could marry a wealthy businessman?Besides, the eldest grandson's family is aristocratic anyway, and even a concubine's daughter has no reason to marry a wealthy businessman.In the face of power, rich businessmen are nothing.

The business of refining kerosene is probably talking about himself.Conscience of heaven and earth, the Ministry of War is in charge of the kerosene business.Li Er wouldn't be at ease even if such a powerful person as Yun Hao held this kind of thing in his hands.People who don't let Li Er feel at ease, will their heads be safe?

The most ridiculous thing is the maintenance of the bridge. Your bridge has been in use for ten years after it was built, and you still have to check it?
What a stupid rumor, but the common people just believe it.The more evil it is, the more it will be believed.For thousands of years, Chinese people have never changed their habit of chewing their tongues.If anyone in this country is the most patriotic, it must be those nobles.Because the country belongs to them, harming this country is tantamount to harming themselves.Maybe they are bullying, maybe they are also corrupt.But there is one thing they will not change, that is to safeguard Datang's interests.Without the pot of Datang, everyone would not be able to eat.Only when there is enough rice in this pot can more people be fed.

I have to say that this trick for scholars is very damaging.There are many people who believe in rumors, and even more people who spread rumors.Anyway, everyone is talking about it happily. Today, the carriage was overloaded and was stopped by the yamen's guards and fined.This requires scolding, scolding and scolding.As for the road being crushed with mud, this is not within the scope of consideration.He also said that if there is less cargo, you will not make money, and that one trip of cargo is not enough to feed the horses.

I set up a stall in the middle of the street yesterday, but was overturned by the guards in the yamen.This requires scolding, scolding and scolding.Anyway, it would be a waste of people to leave the repaired road, and setting up a stall there by myself is considered waste utilization.As for the mess and stench left at night, and the difficulty of passing the carriage, it is not within the scope of consideration.

Anyway, as long as it is a matter of the court, no matter right or wrong, they must be scolded.Cursing for the sake of scolding, the words of those scholars just become the most powerful weapon.Happy mouth, with a good mood.Tomorrow, choose a servant to drive an overloaded carriage when eating, and choose a place where the servants don't come often to set up a stall along the street.Whoever goes to the market run by the imperial court not only has to pay management fees, but also needs to pay taxes.The imperial court has plenty of money, so why does it need to collect money from the common people.Isn't it enough to sell the land?
Yun Hao's opinion is to catch the source of those rumors, anyway, there is no such thing as WeChat in this day and age.Even if it is the WeChat of later generations, don't you have to choose to trust?WeChat, WeChat, a little bit of trust is enough. If you really believe it all, you can be wrong for years.As for the common people, give them enough food, clothing and a stable living environment.Officials don't rob other people's food deposits, and don't harm other people's wives and daughters.Only foolish people will put aside their good days and pursue slogans like human rights.

After being persuaded by Yun Hao, Li Er's mood improved a lot.Unexpectedly, this happened again.If this is spread, one can imagine what kind of virtue it will become.Maybe even Li Er has to be picked up!
"Reply to Qing Que and tell him not to come. I'm leaving for Beijing in three days, Wuji! Look, this is a family matter, and you, uncle, can worry about it. You can go back by airship tomorrow!" Li Er Tieqing With a straight face, he handed the memorial to Zhangsun Wuji.Changsun Wuji couldn't be more suitable to deal with such a matter.I believe that when I return to Chang'an, there will be no scum left for that person who is so desirable.

"Dare to ask Your Majesty, who will accompany you when you return to Beijing. How should the guards be arranged, whether by train or airship." Xu Jingzong bowed his body and asked Li Er's travel arrangements.

"Take all the accompanying officials from Chang'an back, and bring back Ma Zhou and Lu Zhixin. I have an appointment! Now that the train has arrived at Jeju Prefecture, take the train back to Beijing. Zuo Wuwei will be escorted by the forbidden army, and the commander-in-chief Return to respect and restraint." Li Er ordered in a deep voice without even thinking about it.

Every time he said a word, Xu Jingzong pinched a mark on his sleeve.After Li Er finished speaking, he narrated it himself before leaving the hall to make arrangements.Li Er was very satisfied with Xu Jingzong's Zhongshu Ling, which was much easier to use than Wen Yanbo.

Finally going home, Yun Hao immediately started packing.It wasn't until this time that Yun Hao realized that he had a lot of things.Shandong officials are sensible, knowing that Duke Chu fought hard, so they all offered some local specialties.Anyway, at the end, Yun Hao couldn't remember who was filial.Just remember, who is not filial among Shandong officials?

There are a lot of things, seven or eight wagons are fully loaded.There are still three or four beauties, and I don't know if this thing is a souvenir.Anyway, those flattering officials say it's the final decision, so be it.Anyway, Zhang Miaoke always thought of stuffing people into his bed. It was far more appropriate to stuff these girls from small families than those girls from high families.

Having experienced what happened in Shandong, Yunhao has maintained enough vigilance against those elites.No matter how much profit you make when you gain power, once you lose power, you have to spit out the profit with profit.It's better to be a small family and a small household, and the only way to live is to be safe.Few people like the feeling of being scared, at least Yunhao doesn't like it.

As the respected Duke of Chu, Yunhao has a very huge box.The degree of luxury is second only to Li Er!

Ma Zhou was more helpless, although he was considered a high-ranking official according to his rank.But there are too many high-ranking officials on this train, and he Ma Zhou is like a sesame mung bean official, and dogs will not bite him.Ma Zhou and Lu Zhixin were placed in a sleeper car, and at least there was a box.But after entering, Ma Zhou and Lu Zhixin felt that the outside seemed a little more comfortable.

In order to accommodate more people, there are bunk beds in the box, and they are in the same confined space, and farting next to them will be immersive.There are four shops in one box, all of which are small officials of the fourth and fifth ranks.Many of them were the talents that Li Er brought back to Chang'an from Shandong. These talents are really not flattering.As soon as the boots were taken off, the smell of salted fish filled the air.An officer of the navy thought he was going to have dinner.

Ma Zhou is not bad, at least he has been in Chang'an.Although I don't ride the train very often, I have taken it at least once.Lu Zhixin was about to die, feeling extremely sour from motion sickness.Whether standing or lying down, the shaking made him feel like a dice in a dice cup.

The bathroom is where he goes most often, and he would rather stay there than come out if possible.

Lu Zhixin's way to fight against motion sickness is to not eat or drink, and occasionally take a sip of water to ensure that he will not die of thirst.In short, Lu Zhixin's trip to Chang'an can only be described in two words, that is suffering.Looking at his pale face, Ma Zhou felt that this guy would die if he didn't make it to Chang'an.

Compared with officials at Ma Zhou's level, bigwigs like Li Er and Yun Hao committed crimes when they were enjoying life.Drinking grape wine every day, I can play mahjong twice when I have nothing to do.As long as the car stops at the station, local officials will always come to see His Majesty the Emperor.While offering flattering words, there are naturally a large number of souvenirs.Beauty, a specialty suitable for all ages, is naturally the top priority.

Li Er's journey was so beautiful that Gao Jianwu's daughter had long been forgotten by him and went to Java.

Yun Hao felt that he couldn't go down like this anymore, because he found that his box seemed to be overcrowded.Yesterday he won two from Yu Chigong playing mahjong, and Li Er lost one to himself.When someone brought it, Yun Hao was surprised to find that this was Gao Jianwu's daughter.

I'm not used to being brothers with Li Er, although this brother doesn't care.It is said that with the elder brother and eldest grandson Wuji, even the Unsheltered Conference was held.But Yunhao still has a strong obsession with cleanliness in this regard!So in today's game.Yun Hao lost a lot, and Gao Jianwu's daughter became Xu Jingzong's trophy.

The titular Princess of Korea doesn't seem to care much about her fate.From one box to another box, from one man's arms to another's arms.This is the tragedy of the loser, she is very resigned to her fate.

Yunhao knew that this was a way of venting Li Er's dissatisfaction with the Liaodong War.This time, they failed to wipe out Yuan Gaisuwen, which gave Goguryeo an opportunity.As long as Yuangai Suwen is alive, Goguryeo is still a fierce tiger, and should not be underestimated!

The dining car is always lively, and after winning the battle, the next thing is naturally to eat nonsense.Come down from the battlefield, after seeing enough death.Those who survived cherish the preciousness of life even more.Although Li Er's 30 army killed hundreds of thousands of Korean soldiers and civilians, the casualties were only a thousand.

A strange phenomenon caught Yunhao's attention. Xu Jingzong seemed to get along well with Li Zhi.Many times I saw two people sitting at the same table eating, and they seemed to communicate very happily while eating.

Qiangu Dayin and Li Zhi got together, and Yunhao believed that there would be a chemical reaction between them.As for the reaction, Yunhao was looking forward to it.

The train is galloping on the land of the Central Plains in late autumn, and the vegetation has begun to turn yellow.The crops in the field have all been harvested, and winter wheat has begun to be planted in many places.But more people are going out to work. The food that was always not enough in the past has become more abundant since potatoes and corn are available.

Anyway, the stomach is so big, if you eat more of this thing, you will eat less of that thing.The high yield of potatoes and corn allowed the people of Datang to advance many years and raise the standard of living above the food and clothing line.

When the stomach problem is solved, people start to have more pursuits.So the almighty money began to exert its due power.Everyone is struggling to make money, and many people are willing to take risks for money.Greed never leads people in the right direction.

The train with billowing smoke has become the blood of Datang.There is always not enough food in the north, especially in Chang'an, where three-fifths of the Tang Dynasty's troops are concentrated, no amount of food can feed these big-bellied men.Now to send grain to Chang'an, it does not rely on water transportation at all, but the newly built railway.

(End of this chapter)