lazy tang

Chapter 628 Shameless old bastard
"Oh, Duke Chu! I heard that you beat Zhang Zhongjian without any power to fight back. No wonder you have such a warship! No wonder! I didn't believe what you said in Chang'an back then, but I believe everything today. I really envy you. Look at my boat in Guangzhou City. I don’t even deserve to carry your shoes!” Feng An patted on the railing of the boat, watching the rolling Pearl River water.This boat is really tall, I feel as if I am as tall as the city wall of Guangzhou now.

"Mr. Yue is absurd! The ship is strong and the guns are powerful, and the brothers have to work hard to get to where we are today. This time, we came to discuss with Mr. Yue." If it wasn't for the tens of thousands of refugees, Yun Hao would not be bothered to deal with Feng An.

"Oh, just say what Chu Gong has to say. As long as the old man can do it, he will definitely not shirk it." Feng An slapped his chest with great force, and Yun Hao was worried that the old guy would break his ribs .

"The day before yesterday, Zhang Zhongjian's water bandit lair was broken and tens of thousands of people in Quanzhou were rescued. These people are now at sea, not only lacking water, but even lacking firewood and charcoal. I wonder if Duke Chu can help and resettle the people here. Tens of thousands of people in Quanzhou."

"Oh! This Quanzhou is also the old man's defense area, but Chu Gong, look at the old man's ships. How could it be the opponent of the villain Zhang Zhongjian? If the old man leads troops to help Quanzhou, what will happen to the villain attacking Guangzhou at sea? Good!" Feng An looked disgusted with self-blame.

Yun Hao could not wait to give this old guy a slap in the face, he held tens of thousands of soldiers in the thirteen prefectures of Lingnan in his hands.But he watched Zhang Zhongjian wantonly looting around Quanzhou for more than four months.The good city of Quanzhou has been abused to a mess.

"Yue Gong! Let's not play charades. Tell me what you want. I will tell you what I want. If it works, we will cooperate. If it doesn't work, I will send him back to Zhejiang. Naturally, there are officials in Zhejiang who are eager Add tens of thousands to pay taxes." Yun Hao became more and more impatient to talk to this old bastard.Especially seeing his disgusting look, if this guy goes to act in a movie, he will definitely be a actor-level figure.Xiaojinren can carry baskets home!
"It's easy to say! It's easy to say! Duke Chu also knows that the court has criticized me a lot recently. They say that I am afraid of the enemy like a tiger and respect myself. If...! If Duke Chu can capture it, hehe!" Feng An rubbed his hands and laughed. , it's rare that this guy's face turns red.

Asshole!If you don't go to rescue Quanzhou yourself, you still want to share your credit.Yunhao was shocked by how shameless this guy was.People can't be so shameless...!
Feng An told Yunhao, yes! "Of course, the old man also knows that Duke Chu led his brothers to fight for this military merit. This old man will not take Duke Chu's military merit in vain, and can compensate it with money."

This is still a human saying. To be honest, these assassins under my command really don't care much about military achievements.Many people are looking forward to a chance to cash in, after all, not everyone is addicted to being an official.A lot of veterans who don't know a single word have never thought about becoming a school lieutenant.The eldest son is getting married, and the second son is going to school.There are two more girls who need to prepare dowry, Yalishan is big!Only heavy copper coins can soothe their hard work of abandoning their homes and businesses.

"I don't know how much Yue Gong paid to buy the military achievements of Yun's sons?" Yun Hao said with interest.

"How about a head of consistent money?" Feng An said with a sneer.

Yun Hao stared at Feng An for a long time before he was sure that the bastard was not joking with him.You always pay for a head, how many goddamn fathers do you have to buy it.Although I won easily this time, the head must not be sold for the price of cabbage.It seems that this guy wants to buy some heads and put them back as a facade, so that the imperial court's impeachment of him will be quieter.As long as he has military merits, it proves that Feng An participated in the battle.

If it was the head he submitted himself, others would have every reason to suspect that he had committed suicide, because he could indeed do it.But with Yun Hao's endorsement, even Li Er has to pinch his nose to admit it.

"Yuegong, it's boring like this. The abacus is too sophisticated, and there is no way to do this business."

"Chu Gong! It's not easy now that the times are bad. Besides, I still have to take over tens of thousands of refugees. People eat horses and chew on them. In this position, I look at the leadership of the thirteen prefectures in Lingnan, and even the prestige. .Actually, you also know the place of Lingnan. What a good place it is. The imperial court exiles and convicts are often sent here. Although Guangzhou is richer, many other places are still in a barren state of slash-and-burn farming. Those natives grow a gourd. Go down and collect two scoops. Even if you squeeze your belly, you won't be able to squeeze out two taels of oil.

In this broken place in Lingnan, there are many poor ghosts who want money but don't have a life.It is not enough to subsidize a little income in Guangzhou.Difficult!Mr. Chu, you are not short of the money, you are accommodating. Feng An squeezed his eyes and eyebrows at Yunhao.

If it's a [-]-year-old girl, Qian Yunhao will enjoy it a lot.But an old man with a beard, Yun Hao looked a little nauseous.Suppressing the mild rumination symptoms, Yun Hao said decisively: "No!"

At this time, Yun Hao had no desire to talk to him any more.This is an out-and-out animal of interest. In his eyes, any country or nation is fart.How to keep his army, his territory, and the power of his Feng family are the things he considers.I used to think that he was defending the unity of the country, so he went to Chang'an to surrender to Li Er.Now it seems that this guy is a complete speculator.

When Li Yuan came to the throne, this guy was watching. Not only Li Yuan, but even Wang Shichong had letters expressing his loyalty.But when the Li Tang Dynasty settled down in the world, this guy immediately belonged to Li Er's account without hesitation.He knew that Li Er was busy fighting with his neighbors in the north, so he didn't have time to trouble him.After the attachment, he expressed a submissive attitude, and his rule of Lingnan was more legal.

Li Er, who solved his neighbor in the north, found that the south has become Feng An's world.Although a little dissatisfied, but when the national strength is weak, he is not willing to ask teachers to make an expedition to this place that is not shit.Therefore, Feng An, the Duke of Yue, did it even more freely.

As for why Lingnan has no output, it's even more fucking fart.Just for one item of Hepu pearls, the Feng family can earn [-] guan every year.Not to mention, the Guangzhou Shipping Department is making a lot of money every day.The Feng family's Yueguo Mansion in Guangzhou covers an area of ​​[-] mu.The ladies and wives of Hefu wear gold and gold, and I am afraid that I don't know how many Feng An there are in other courtyards in Lingnan.There are as many as ten thousand servants who can be counted.

Even Mrs. Zhao, who never leaves home, knows that Feng An's family has many sons.There are more than 100. As for how many wives there are, Feng An himself also wants to know.

People are shameless and invincible, Yun Hao is helpless.A man who can create a nation without being able to face a single person.let's go!It's better to leave here quickly, otherwise Yun Hao is very afraid that he can't help but draw out his knife and chop the old bastard.

"Chu Gong, don't do it so badly! How about two pennies? Three pennies...! Four pennies, no more. Okay! Okay! Five pennies!" Seeing Yun Hao leaving, Feng An Hurry up and catch up.The majestic one-time Duke of the State is as picky as an old landlord.It's like squeezing toothpaste, money is always squeezed out, and there is nothing wrong with this kind of situation.

No wonder it is said that people are not stingy and not rich. This kind of big dung truck has to taste the saltiness of the Duke when passing by the door. This is the first time Yun Hao has seen it.

"Forty strings, the same price!" Yun Hao turned around impatiently, this old guy can go to Zhejiang with his ink.

"Forty guan...! Duke Chu, this is too expensive for you." Feng An looked constipated.

Yun Hao turned his head and left!

"Okay! Forty punctures are forty punctures. The old man wants...five hundred pieces!" Feng An gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, as if he had made a lot of determination.

"I also want to bring some grain and rice to help the refugees in Quanzhou, and I want to ask Yuegong to donate!"

"The food and fodder in the official warehouse is calculated for money!"

"That's the end of the head deal!"

"Okay! Okay! But Duke Chu wants to write a letter to the court to let the court know that I have tried my best." It seems that Chang'an put a lot of pressure on him, otherwise the miser would not be willing to pay.

"Yes, Yun will report the matter here to His Majesty." Yun Hao stretched out his hands and clapped Feng An, which means that Duke Chu and Duke Yue of the Tang Dynasty had reached an agreement.

Politely rejecting Feng An's invitation to Yunhao to visit Guangzhou, Yunhao decided to stay on the boat and not go anywhere.Now staying with this old bastard for an extra minute, Yun Hao felt that God was punishing him.

Feng An still kept his word, and countless boats loaded with rice began to gather around the Zhenhai.The small cranes used for hoisting are extremely busy, even at night they will turn on the lights and fight at night.Zhenhai was full of rice, and the draft of the hull sank a lot.If it wasn't for worrying that the water line would be too low, it might be dangerous, Yun Hao still wanted to put on more.

This shows the prosperity of Lingnan, and the granary in Guangzhou can produce thousands of shi of grain without any effort.If Yunhao is willing, there will be no problem in submerging Zhenyuan Hao in the bottom of the water.

The warship roared again, billowing black smoke and making awkward turns with the sound of a long siren.Then follow the low tide of the Pearl River and gallop all the way to the sea. ,

After only five days of coming and going, Yunhao brought back as much food as a mountain.These rice grains were enough for the victims to last for a while, and the gruel gradually became thicker.The pancakes were also distributed piece by piece, and they were received in an orderly manner.As for those who did not obey the order, they were hanged from the tree.Despite the wind and rain, there are seabirds pecking at food.Heavy codes are used in troubled times, and this is not a time of peace that gives opportunities.

Cheng Chumo became very depressed, walking with his head down.Even if he bumped into someone, he walked away without saying a word, instead of staring at the bull's eye and yelling if he was blind as before.

After returning from Guangzhou, Cheng Chumo searched everywhere for the kid who likes to eat pancakes.I have a small bag of beef jerky in my pocket. Children who can eat flatbread with sand will definitely like beef jerky.

The child was found, but it was lying under the mound.His mother told Cheng Chumo that the child was strangled to death by big cakes.When I found out, my stomach was as hard as a rock.

Cheng Chu tacitly decided that he had killed the child. If he was only allowed to drink porridge and not to be given pancakes, the child would not have died.But how did he know that a piece of cake can kill a person alive.When eating by yourself, you can eat ten such cakes.

Send Dinghai to take some refugees to Guangzhou, and then bring some food back from Guangzhou.Some people don't want to leave, they just want to stay in Penghu.There is a city walled here with their flesh and blood, and what is rare is that there is still fresh water on the island.Yizhou, which can be seen across the sea, is said to be more fertile and has no owner.Many people who have lost their homes and property have already put their brains on the land of Yizhou.There, you can have as much land as you can open up.As for taxes...!
One doesn't even have a place for the government, and there are no taxes.Even if you want to pay taxes, you have to send officials from Li Er.

Yun Hao didn't care about these, as long as he wanted to stay, he would give food.The descendants of the Chinese nation are like seeds, as long as they are rooted in the soil, they can take root and germinate.In this regard, Yunhao has great confidence!
Those who want to leave for Guangzhou can also follow the grain ship to Guangzhou.Everything follows the principle of voluntariness, anyway, their hometown is now in ruins.

Depressed Cheng Chumo has no time to be depressed now, those Guanzhong government soldiers like him are all shirtless.Then jump into the sea, if you don't have the courage to do high diving, you will get kicked in the buttocks.Then the person fell into the water with a screaming sound, splashing a lot.

Cheng Chumo fell in love with swimming right away, and he could always forget that immature face when he was extremely tired.

But the other Guanzhong children were miserable, and there was always wailing in the sea.Those Jiangnan government soldiers with good water skills will also go into the water secretly.With a huge fin on its back, it swims beside them, and when they put it on, someone will pull their necks and shout: "Shark! Shark!" The sound of thumping in the water is even louder.

During the ten days or so, Yunhao lived extremely leisurely.It’s rare that the weather is sunny, get a deck chair and find a shady place by the sea, and bring an idle book, and you will feel sleepy after reading it for a while.Then, listening to the sound of the waves in the salty sea breeze, I fell into a deep sleep.

Fishing, an activity that tested patience, was seriously unsuitable for a guy like Xiong Kuo Hai.This guy is always sitting for a while, and his ass looks like he has hemorrhoids.He twisted his neck and buttocks, then took out a gunpowder bomb and threw it into the water.

After a loud noise, the water splashed down, and the fish floated on the sea.The rammer held a fish in his hand, and smirked in front of Yun Hao, who was soaked all over and glaring angrily.

After transporting refugees once, Dinghai and Li Wenzhong came back, and Li Wenzhong came to Yunhao nervously.Whispered a few words to Yun Hao, Yun Hao stared at Li Wenzhong with wide eyes, and said in disbelief: "No way! He really has such courage?"

(End of this chapter)