don't mess with me

Chapter 91 The Third Eye
I wondered, "What do you do in the middle of the night?"

Yang Jian said concisely: "Catch the demon."

"Aren't you going to eat something or go to the bathroom first?"

Yang Jian glared at me and said, "Are these important?"

"Then wait for me." I pointed to the bedding and clothes in the car and said, "I'll tidy up here."

Yang Jian said: "Is there anything to clean up?"

I smiled wryly and said, "Our family can't even survive the winter just to pick you up. Am I not allowed to recycle?"

Yang Jian said impatiently: "I'm leaving." After finishing speaking, he waved to Xiaotiangou, "Xiaotiangou, search for me."

Xiaotiangou turned to look at me, but solemnly lowered his head and sniffed, and led Yang Jian out of the community slowly.

I looked at Yang Jian's back inexplicably and said, "This guy is still a workaholic."

Li Jing smiled wryly and said: "That's the kind of person he is. He's a bit aloof and doesn't fit in well with others. He can't tolerate evil spirits dangling in front of his eyes the most."

I said angrily: "He has three eyes and can't tolerate other people, but he should be able to capture three-dimensional images better." Erlangshen estimated that watching black and white TVs is 3D.

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin and I moved the contents of the car upstairs. I looked at the torn roof and probably didn't have time to glue it on.

I got into the driver's seat and said to everyone: "Let's go, today's weather is just right for a drive."

So our convertible Altair was on the road.

When I got out of the community, I beat left and right, and saw that Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou had disappeared.I whistled, and the Xiaotian dog immediately turned out of the street in a tacit understanding, and barked at me twice.I drove the car over, and Erlangshen looked at his dog hooking up with someone in disbelief.Also full of curiosity about our Roadster.

I said to him: "What are you still doing, get in the car."

Yang Jian jumped into the co-pilot, and Xiao Tiangou ran ahead with all his strength this time to lead the way.Yang Jian looked at the scenery on both sides that kept retreating, patted the seat and said: "This thing is good, it would be better if it has a roof."

I glared at him and said, "It should have been."

Xiaotiangou led us to the place where the Great Immortal Luli appeared last time, squatting on the ground and sniffling in bewilderment, as if he suddenly lost his target.At this time, four or five gorgeous girls suddenly came out of the alley. They were all wearing short short skirts and sleeveless short jackets, showing their exquisite waists and full breasts.Making explicit jokes with each other, and smelling the smell from a long distance, I recognized these guys at a glance-this is the nightclub lady going to work.

When they saw the four of us sitting in an open-top Alto, they were taken aback for a moment before laughing wildly.First, a big white leg winked at us and said, "Handsome guys, come play with us."

Yang Jian sternly said: "The demon is evil, see if I won't accept you!"

The ladies giggled and said, "Come and collect, come and collect. Can you bear it alone?"

Yang Jian was furious and was about to get up.I hurriedly held him down and said, "Second brother, calm down! I didn't bring that much money today."

When the ladies heard that I had no money, they immediately lost interest.They all pointed at Erlang Shen and said, "Aren't you going to be a young master if you dress like this. You say we are evil spirits, bah!"

Said one by one swaying proud figure, away from us.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "I really want to whistle."

After the ladies left, Xiaotiangou barked twice into the alley with a solemn expression.Someone lazily said: "You poor dog, you are here to disturb the good things of the Taoist master again."

Following the words, Immortal Lu Li flashed out.

I looked at the backs of the young ladies, then at Immortal Lu Li, enviously said: "You called those girls?"

Great Immortal Lu Li said displeased: "Why would I fall in love with those vulgar fans?"

I laughed and said, "I forgot you like heavy mature women."

It seems that Xiaotiangou followed all the way here, and was temporarily interrupted by the fragrance of the ladies.

A few days passed, and the Great Immortal Luli was still waiting here.Probably I can't forget the middle-aged woman who threatened to hack us to death.

I said to Yang Jian: "Second brother, this is the evil spirit, and he even kicked me. You have to avenge me."

Lu Dongbin said, "I'll come first." Then he jumped out of the car.

Great Immortal Lu Li sneered, "He even brought a helper."

Lu Dongbin quickly bullied him, and Immortal Lu Li landed on all fours, pointing his legs at Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin kept hovering over the walls on both sides, like a hawk constantly looking for opportunities to attack.But Great Immortal Lu Li has always changed his posture in an orderly manner, and his hind legs are always ready to go.Li Jing picked up a brick and threw it at Luli Daxian's head.It was too late when I tried to stop.With a flick of Lu Lida's leg, Brick bounced back the way it came - with the lessons learned, I was already lying in the car when Li Jing just made a move.At this time, the brick almost flew over my head.Incidentally, he smashed Li Jing's wig to the ground.

I helplessly said to Li Jing: "If you don't know how to use it, don't use it. Do you think everyone can make bricks?"

Lu Dongbin saw that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, so he threw himself down.He was aiming at the waist of the Great Immortal Luli, but unexpectedly, the hind legs of the Immortal Luli could bend like a scorpion's tail needle.Lu Dongbin accidentally kicked his thigh, drifted crookedly in the air for a while, and barely landed behind us.

Lu Dongbin bared his teeth and said, "This kid is not a deer, but a donkey." He pointed at Immortal Lu Li and said, "So you only know this trick!"

Immortal Lu Li said wildly: "Master Dao, you can't deal with this move!"

Yang Jian slowly got out of the driveway: "Get out of the way, let me do it."

Lu Dongbin said frantically, "Could you have said that earlier?"

Yang Jian approached the Great Immortal Lu Li step by step. The Great Immortal Lu Li pouted his buttocks and said provocatively, "Come on, come here if you want to die, and see if Daoist will kick you to make a flower bloom and be rich?"

Yang Jian sneered slightly, with one eye on his forehead, Immortal Lu Li was immediately shrouded in a light that seemed to exist but not to envelop.He felt a little nervous, and kicked his hind legs like non-stop demonstrations.

But I found that he was stared at by Yang Jian's third eye. Although the speed of his two legs did not slow down, he looked a lot clumsy after all.

Yang Jian walked forward like a walk, and Immortal Lu Li kicked him in the chest with his right leg.Yang Jian raised his right leg and stepped on it as if nothing had happened.There was a "crack bang", and Immortal Lu Li let out a scream.Yang Jian grabbed him by the collar of his neck and turned him over.With his left hand clenched into a big fist, he hit Immortal Lu Li's face one after another.The face was full of peach blossoms in the first punch, the bridge of the nose was skewed in the second punch, and the teeth fell out in the third punch.

Erlang Shen's expression was terribly serious, and every punch seemed to be filled with endless resentment.If it continues like this, with two more punches, Immortal Lu Li will inevitably be beaten into a pile of minced meat.Even though he kicked me, I couldn't bear it.

The Heavenly Realm Doll said loudly: "Yang Jian, stop! I still have this man for use."

Only then did Yang Jian grab Immortal Lu Li and throw it against the wall.Great Immortal Lu Li's body rebounded and fell to the ground, his face was covered in blood and he was dying.

Li Jing nodded to Lu Dongbin, Lu Dongbin grabbed Immortal Luli and sent him into the pagoda with his mana.

The Celestial Doll said: "I received three hundred creation coins. Uh, no, it's emotional coins."

The battle was fought neatly, but the three of us looked at each other, and none of us felt joy.Although the Great Immortal Lu Li is a monster, Yang Jian's ruthless attack shocked us a little.

I cautiously said to Yang Jian: "Second brother, don't you need to be so ruthless?"

Yang Jian snorted and said, "Do you still have to be merciful when dealing with this kind of monster? If it weren't for the usefulness of you keeping it, I would directly beat him to death."

"This..." Although the Great Immortal Lu Li is doing harm to the world, he is at most a bad taste.Although I don't want to defend him, I also feel that Yang Jian is indeed a little too much.

Yang Jian waved his hand and said, "Needless to say, let's find the next one."

His forehead and eyes gradually closed, and he ordered Xiao Tiangou: "Continue searching for me."

We got into the car silently, Xiaotiangou was still leading the way.I heard Lu Dongbin ask Li Jing from behind: "Wouldn't the magic power disappear when the gods descended to earth? Why is his third eye so powerful?"

Li Jingdao: "Erlang's third eye is the sky eye, which is a gift from the sky and has become a part of his body. Therefore, regardless of the sky or the earth, even if the magic power is lost, the power of the sky eye is still there. Any means are blocked."

I suddenly said: "It's the same as Nezha's three heads and eight arms."

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "That's amazing. The most talented person I know is Tieguai Li. Unfortunately, he is crippled, and it takes a lot of effort to climb the mountain every time."

Li Jing and I both laughed, and Yang Jian said coldly, "Do you think I only have this eye?" We stopped talking.

Xiaotiangou led us around several times, but there seemed to be nothing new to discover.Can't help looking back at Yang Jian, Yang Jian said angrily: "Don't be lazy, keep looking."

I couldn't bear it and said: "Let it rest too, it has been running all night."

Yang Jian said: "The crowd of demons dances wildly, so there is no room for slack."

Lu Dongbin shrugged at me in the mirror.

When passing a commercial building, Xiao Tiangou suddenly lowered his body, let out a demonstration sound of "Woo-woo" in his throat, and stared at the buildings in front vigilantly.Erlangshen signaled me to stop, jumped out of the car, and shouted into the darkness, "Come out!"

Immortal Huli walked out slowly, ten steel claws flickered with cold light, and sneered, "You bastards really linger." He stuck his claws into the wall and walked slowly, with mud flying between his fingers.

With its master by its side, the Xiaotian dog howled wildly with confidence.

Seeing this, the three of us hastily walked back together to expose Yang Jian to the outside—with the experience of the Great Immortal Lu Li, we were unwilling to waste our efforts first suppressing and then raising.

Yang Jian also walked up quickly, getting closer and closer to Immortal Hu Li.

Lu Dongbin said vigilantly: "Brother Yang, open your eyes! This guy has powerful claws."

Yang Jian ignored it, he and Immortal Huli faced each other, the battle was imminent, Immortal Huli's ten claws waved, Yang Jian's right arm was injured, so he only used his left hand to resist, but he didn't lose the wind at all, Immortal Huli's ten steel claws kept on his ears One side of the shoulder was stabbed, but it still couldn't hurt him. Yang Jian reached out with his left hand and slapped the opponent in the flash. Immortal Hu Li was furious and grabbed him like a shrew. Yang Jian stood beside him calmly. One arm away, he can always look at the neutral position and slap his face in a leisurely way...

Originally, this kind of tactic could only be used when Yao Ming and Guo Jingming were fighting, but Huli Daxian was not much shorter than Yang Jian, and he had an extra arm, but his movements were half a beat slower, and Yang Jian slapped him with a tiger-headed and tiger-brained face. Just like Fan Wei.

Lu Dongbin smiled wryly, "Brother Yang is really arrogant. He thinks we say he only has the eyes of the sky, so he purposely uses real kung fu to shut us up."

Immortal Hu Li ate dozens of mouths, knowing that today he would definitely not be able to please him - this means that he has excellent resistance to blows, if Immortal Lu Li had been beaten in the head already.Immortal Huli's mad grab forced Yang Jian to take a step back, and leaped up to the building next to him. He grabbed the wall with his ten claws and quickly climbed up the rock, and he had already climbed to a height of more than ten meters in an instant.

I said anxiously: "Second brother, don't let him run away!"

The third eye of Erlang God's forehead opened sharply, a gleam of light chased Immortal Huli and then covered him, Immortal Huli's originally indestructible steel claws suddenly curled up, and fell down with a "huh" Su, Yang Jian rushed up and kicked him in the heart until he spat out a mouthful of blood, and then stepped on the head of Huli Daxian with the second kick.

All of us shouted together: "Be merciful!"

Yang Jian sneered slightly, and tiptoed Immortal Huli's body towards Lu Dongbin, who threw him into Li Jing's pagoda.

Immortal Huli is more evil than Immortal Luli. Seeing him being beaten up, we are somewhat relieved, but Yang Jian seems not used to keeping alive when he treats monsters, so we are still terrified.In addition, although Erlangshen's eyes are too high, he does have the capital to have his eyes high - the deer power and tiger power that have troubled us for a long time are solved in his hands in just a few minutes. Besides, Yang Jian's first The three eyes are indeed on the top of the head.Those with corns should keep a low profile...

Xiao Tiangou won two victories in a row, bouncing around Yang Jian and wagging its tail, looking proud.I feel bad for the boss, this dog is always bullied when he follows me, he is still the prestige of his original master.

(End of this chapter)