don't mess with me

Chapter 90 Erlang God

I squeezed the four heavenly kings to sit on the sofa, and said affectionately: "What do you think of the four brothers?" These four don't have to do anything to get a household of 10 yuan, and my heart is full of envy and hatred.

Mo Lihai hesitated, "What do security guards do?"

I said, "It's similar to your current job, maybe a little more leisurely."

Mo Liqing said: "How much is a monthly salary of fifteen thousand?"

"Uh..." I thought for a while and said, "Let's just put it this way, you can eat whatever you want!"

Mo Lishou suddenly excitedly said: "Then this can be done!"

Mo Lihong frowned and said, "Then the treatment is really not low. But why did the woman surnamed Su fall in love with us?" He is not stupid.

On the surface, I watched the excitement, but my heart was full of doubts: According to this condition, Su Moyu can definitely recruit some veterans with backgrounds—the kind of characters who can pretend to be pigs and tigers at any time, disheartened murderers; very world-weary He has nothing to do with the world, but there is always a chance for a hero to save the beauty. The story of the female president and the special forces will unfold naturally. Why do you fall in love with these four fools?
I asked the lawyer directly: "Do you have any other requirements, Mr. Su?"

The lawyer smiled and said, "What's the name of this gentleman?"

"My name is Zhen."

The lawyer handed me the contract and said, "Mr. Zhen can take a look at the terms first. If there is any dissatisfaction, we can make appropriate improvements. Our company has always strictly followed the contract."

I glanced at the contract. The clauses are very simple. It is an ordinary employment contract, and the remuneration and obligations are clearly written.

At this time, Ao Guang came in with his head and said, "Xiaoqiang, come out for a while."

I said to the lawyer, "Let's discuss it."

The lawyer smiled and said, "Of course."

After I came out, Ao Guang's face was not as smiling as before, he said to me: "Do you see anything?"

I murmured: "I always feel that something is wrong."

Ao Guangdao: "Of course there is a problem. Who is willing to spend 6 yuan to hire four security guards a month?"

I spread my hands and said, "But that woman surnamed Su is very rich."

Ao Guang asked me back: "If you had money, would you spend it like this?" I shook my head vigorously.

Lu Dongbin suddenly said: "If she knew that she hired the Four Heavenly Kings, then the price would be very fair."

Ao Guang clapped his hands and said, "Old Lu has hit a point."

I was a little stunned: "You mean that Su Moyu already knows the identities of the Four Heavenly Kings."

Ao Guangdao: "There is only one explanation! Brother Mo Family is not a famous person, he has been staying with me in the park all the time, why did Su come to the door suddenly?"

Li Jing asked in surprise: "How could someone surnamed Su know the identities of the Four Heavenly Kings?"

Ao Guang sneered, "Aside from us, who else knows their details?"

Li Jing blurted out: "It's the Demon Race!"

Ao Guang said: "Now you understand."

I analyzed: "That Su Moyu is likely to be the representative of the demons or under the command of the demons. She used her human status to recruit the four heavenly kings, either to weaken our strength or to facilitate surveillance and investigation. our movements."

Ao Guang said: "No matter what it is for, the other party probably has no good intentions."

I said, "Then what shall we do?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Either tear our face apart and directly force the guy inside to take us to Su Moyu, or put a long line to catch big fish and give her a trick."

Tianjie Doll said: "Since they dare to come, they must be ready for us to turn our faces publicly. I think it's better to implement the anti-undercover plan."

I laughed and said, "Do you think it's reliable to let those four guys go undercover?"

Tianjie Doll said: "But if we don't go, the other party will definitely think of other ways to deal with us. Among the four heavenly kings, Mo Liqing's head is not bad, let's just tell him the truth and let him pay attention to the other party's movements."

Li Jing said: "There will be no danger, right?"

Tianjie Doll said: "If the other party wants to be tough, they don't have to spend so much trouble."

I clenched my fists and said, "That's the only way to do it."

When I returned to the office, the lawyer asked me, "How is Mr. Zhen thinking?"

I asked the four heavenly kings: "What do you think of the four brothers?"

Mo Lihai said: "You should help us come up with an idea."

I smiled and said to the lawyer: "Who would refuse such a good condition? Of course we agreed."

A gleam of joy flashed across the lawyer's expression: "Then sign the contract."

I put the four-point contract in front of the four Mo family brothers, and urged: "Sign it, sign it."

While signing, Mo Liqing muttered to himself: "Why do we feel so wrong?"

The lawyer's expression changed, and I hurriedly stopped Mo Liqing with my eyes.After the contract was signed, the lawyer tidied up and said, "If there is no problem, the four of you can start working tomorrow. The company's car will pick you up at that time. I am lucky enough to make this trip, and we will be colleagues in the future. Please take care of me." .”

I sneered to myself, how could a lawyer be so polite to the four security guards and say he was innocent?
I held his hand full of hypocrisy and said, "When can we meet President Su?"

He laughed and said, "There is always a chance."

After sending him away, I took Mo Liqing aside to teach him the opportunity.Repeated the results of our discussion with him.Unexpectedly, Mo Liqing yelled and said: "Ah? The surname Su is from the Mozu, why didn't you say it earlier."

Mo Lihai and the others immediately exploded, shouting: "Then why don't we just go and catch her?"

I buried my head on the table, sighed and said, "I just said that this method is unreliable."

Li Jing said with a serious expression: "The mission entrusted to you this time is more important than charging into battle. You must overcome all difficulties and lurk inside the enemy. Inform the commander of their movements in time. If you succeed, it is a great achievement. In the battle of demons, success or failure depends on one action. It all depends on the four."

The four heavenly kings suddenly felt a heavy burden on their shoulders, and all of them said with firm expressions: "Obey!"

Tianjie Doll said: "Don't be bitter and hateful, the most important thing for an undercover agent is to not show your face."

The four heavenly kings froze, and warned each other earnestly: "Don't show your face, or don't show your face." Originally, the four big men with thick eyebrows and big eyes were furtive, with a look of "I'm an inside ghost".

I sighed and said, "I think our plan can basically be declared dead."

……

On the way back, we passed Heping Road. The ATM hadn’t been repaired yet, and there was only a big black hole exposed.The three of us suddenly let out a long sigh at the same time.Since this period of time, we have been in a situation of being beaten passively. First, I was kicked by the Great Immortal Lu Li to become a birthday star, and then I was chased away by the Great Immortal Hu Li to run like a dog. Now the demons have come up with new tricks, but we have always Running around in embarrassment without any means of recovery.What worries me the most is the dozen or so demon stars. People in the city are still ignorant and unaware that they are shrouded in many crises.

……

My task after dinner these days is to go for a walk with the dog, and the dog loves that kind of monotonous exercise.Ever since I was kicked by Immortal Lu Li, Li Jing and Lu Dongbin came out together to prevent accidents.Today we had dinner late, and the Xiaotian dog was in high spirits again, so it was almost eleven o'clock and we were still walking in the community.I kept throwing the ball to Xiaotiangou, while Li Jing and Lu Dongbin were discussing how to deal with Immortal Luli and Immortal Huli.The two went from analyzing friend and foe to discussing the living habits of deer and tiger.Especially when Lu Dongbin talked and gestured, he was about to invent a set of martial arts cheats.

Li Jing said: "To deal with Great Immortal Lu Li, we only need to guard his two hind legs, which is not difficult. As long as we gather a few more people and surround him from all directions, there will always be times when his legs are not enough."

I said helplessly, "Fortunately, we are not dealing with spider spirits."

Li Jing blushed, and Lu Dongbin said worriedly: "That deer is easy to talk about, but that tiger is really difficult to deal with."

We thought that the Great Immortal Luli and the Great Immortal Huli were just two of a dozen or so demon stars, and we all felt that the future was unpredictable, and the more we talked about it, the more depressed we became.

I threw the ball far away, but Xiaotiangou didn't pick it up this time, but kept jumping on the spot, barking while jumping.I suddenly became nervous: "Is there another situation?"

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin looked up together, the sky was so dark that they couldn't see anything clearly.Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "No, someone is about to fall."

I was surprised: "Is it a demon or a god?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "It should be one of our own."

I immediately took out the phone: "I'll find Ao Guang and the others right away."

Tianjie Doll said: "It's too late, there are still 10 minutes at most."

"What should I do?"

Tianjie doll said: "Do you have a big bathtub or something at home? It can hold a person."

I spread my hands and said, "No. You have already seen Liu Xiaoliu, the largest container in our family, when he was cooking soup."

I suddenly had an idea and drove the car to the place where the Xiaotian dog kept wandering.Immediately said to the Celestial Doll: "Turn it back."

The Celestial Doll turned the car into a paper car. I stepped forward and tore off the roof and flattened the seats inside.Then he said to the Celestial Doll, "Change back again."

Tianjie Doll couldn't help saying: "Good way."

In this way, when the paper cart turns back, it becomes a cabriolet, with its open mouth facing the sky.I waved to Li Jing and Lu Dongbin who were stunned to the side: "Hurry up, bring all the quilts when you go home! I want soft things too."

The two woke up like a dream, and ran upstairs like flying.I instructed them to spread the quilts in the carriage, but after trying it, it was still not enough, so I said, "I also need sofa cushions."

Lu Dongbin was speechless: "Your house is a leather sofa."

I was stunned and said: "Hold the clothes!"

The two went back and forth several times, filling the carriage with all kinds of bedding, old coats and padded jackets.

At this time, a black shadow appeared in the sky, and fell straight to the carriage.With sharp eyes, I noticed that there was an unopened suit in the compartment.Quickly pulled it out—it was what my dad was going to wear to my wedding.

The man in the sky brought a gust of wind and fell into the carriage with a "plop".He slammed his body to the very bottom, and was immediately buried by the assorted clothes.

Xiaotiangou circled the car anxiously, I grabbed the car door and looked into the car: "Are you okay?"

The man was completely trapped, he couldn't see the appearance of a man and a woman, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.We frantically tore open the clothes, and the suffocated duvet underneath released a tuft of feathers like a fountain.A tall figure sat up with a "boom" in the night.

He was wearing a suit of flower-like armor and a golden crown with hair on his head. He was holding one door of the car with each hand, and his eyes were shining with a serious light.The most impressive thing is that he has a closed eye in the middle of his forehead.

I blurted out: "Erlang God?"

He didn't answer me, and said in a deep voice, "Have I reached the human world yet?"

Li Jing said with a complicated expression: "That's right, this is the human world. But...but why did you come down?"

From his tone, I knew that this person must be Yang Jian.At this moment, Heaven is fully supported by Nezha and Yang Jian.The fact that Yang Jian fell down meant that the battle situation in the heavenly court had reached a precarious situation.

Yang Jian ignored Li Jing, but asked in a low voice, "How many escaped criminals did you take in?"

Li Jing said without embarrassment: "I have already caught a small part."

Yang Jian frowned, and asked him, "Why didn't you catch them all?"

Lu Dongbin squatted on the ground and said, "Don't be sloppy, let me tell you the truth, even if those demon stars caught and surrendered automatically, we took down five of them. We can't deal with the rest!"

Yang Jian snorted when he heard this, and stood up from the broken duvet.He has an extremely strong figure, about 1.8 meters five in height. Although he is not a thick-backed man, he gives people the feeling that he is full of energy, and some of it has even turned into hostility.The upper end of his right arm was still heavily bandaged.So he held the car door with his left hand, flipped out of the car lightly, and said murderously, "I'll clean them up—where's my dog?" Strands of messy feathers fluttered behind him, imperceptibly creating a murderous look. A breath of restlessness in the world.

The Xiaotian dog had already jumped at his feet, wagging its tail and having fun everywhere.Erlangshen snarled Tiangou with his fingers, and said sharply: "Bastard, are you lazy?"

Xiao Tiangou immediately flinched and crawled on the ground, looking terrified and wronged.

I hurried forward and said, "I can testify to it, it's not that it's lazy, it's that we're incapable. We can't even deal with the monsters it finds."

Yang Jian lowered his head and glanced at me and said, "Who are you?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "He is Xiaoqiang, the agent of our Heavenly Court. You'd better be polite to him."

As usual, Yang Jian ignored the Celestial Doll, his eyes flickered and said: "So, even my dog ​​can't deal with those monsters in the lower realm—" He twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with a sneer, "It's interesting."

Lu Dongbin asked inexplicably, "Wan Duzi, what's the point of this?"

Yang Jian still glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "Who are you?"

Li Jing hurriedly introduced: "This is Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals."

Yang Jian seemed to be talking to himself: "Lu Dongbin? Hehe."

I grabbed Lu Dongbin and whispered to him, "Bingge, he despises you."

Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "We have no skills, so if you despise it, just despise it."

Yang Jian stretched out his big hand and pressed on the head of Xiao Tiangou, with endless murderous look in his eyes: "It's time for us to work."

(End of this chapter)