don't mess with me

Chapter 79
Liu Xiaoliu urged us: "Drink the soup quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Lu Dongbin took a deep breath and said, "Hey, why does this water smell like meat?"

I saw that Liu Xiaoliu's face was not looking good, so I hurriedly said, "It's just that the soup is a little weak."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Xiaoqiang is really guilty."

Liu Xiaoliu waved the ladle and said, "Hey, this is the first time I've made soup for a man to drink. Whoever doesn't give me face is my enemy!"

Bai Jin'er looked at Liu Xiaoliu carefully, and Liu Xiaoliu pointed at her with a ladle: "Drink quickly! This is also the first time I make soup for a woman!"

Bai Jin'er whispered: "I'm not a human, I'm a demon..."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Whatever you are, it's my first time anyway."

Bai Jin'er took a sip with a complicated expression and said, "It's really delicious!"

Lu Dongbin and I said in unison: "This is even worse!" To be honest, Liu Xiaoliu's so-called "soup" tastes three times thicker than water, greasy and sticky, just like the water after washing meat. The taste of the soup prepared by the master soup cooker is that there is more or less, but now that Liu Xiaoliu has added a pot of water, how can it taste?
The Heavenly Doll gloated, "Fortunately, I don't need to drink."

Liu Xiaoliu took a sip by himself and sighed, "Forget it, let's pour it."

Bai Jin'er said: "Don't pour it, I'll drink it."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Don't comfort me, dogs don't even drink this stuff."

Pippi lay on the mat and glanced at us, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Lu Dongbin said: "Now it seems that although the four monster stars are difficult, we can barely deal with them. The most important thing is to find Ao Bing and the demons behind the scenes. This is the root cause." put the bowl on the table...

Li Jing said: "It will be even more troublesome if we let them unite." He put the bowl on the table and said, "Jin'er, I want to arrange a task for you. If you can complete it satisfactorily, I will wait for you to go to heaven again." At that time, I will definitely protect you from the Heavenly Prison and give you a title."

Bai Jin'er was stunned and said, "Father, please tell me."

Li Jing said: "People from the demon clan will definitely contact you. I want you to be an undercover agent among them, and inform us in time. When they smash their lair in one fell swoop, you will do a great job."

Bai Jin'er was stunned for a moment, then suddenly knelt down in front of Li Jing and said, "Father atones for his crime, my daughter really doesn't want to do such a thing."

Li Jing wondered, "Why?"

Bai Jin'er said: "This time my daughter was forced to go down to the realm. She just wanted to have a relationship with her adoptive father and brother. She didn't want to interfere with the grievances of the demon gods, and she didn't want to be a worthless villain. When the peace in the heavens returns, my daughter will go back to the heaven prison to serve her sentence. And I don’t expect my adoptive father to protect me.”

Li Jing said coldly: "Do you think that the Heavenly Court is facing a catastrophe this time, and the Demon Dao will succeed in the end, so you don't want to offend the Demon Race?"

Bai Jin'er was surprised and said: "My daughter never thinks this way. If it is like what my adoptive father said, my daughter will fight to the end with my adoptive father and brother, and I will not hesitate to lose my soul."

Li Jing sneered and said, "That sounds nice."

Bai Jin'er didn't say much, just kept kowtowing.

To say that Li Jing's move was indeed a trump card, since he came down, he has not shown any qualities that a marshal should have, only now he commanded Ruoding to use his troops like a god, his strategic proposition was correct, but Bai Jin'er refused to follow.

Liu Xiaoliu helped Bai Jin'er up and said, "If she doesn't want to go, don't force her. There are [-] heavenly soldiers and generals in our Heavenly Court, so we need a mouse spirit to fight?"

Li Jing couldn't help it, and said with a gloomy face: "Forget it, I didn't say anything."

Bai Jin'er said: "Thank you foster father." Then he added, "Thank you Princess Six."

Lu Dongbin said sternly: "Miss Bai, the ugly words are up front. If you don't help us, it's fine. If you still secretly communicate with the demons to harm us, then don't blame Lu for being rude to you. Let's be a villain first and then a gentleman." , I can’t hide my words in my stomach, so I have to explain this to you first.”

I couldn't help but secretly nodded, Brother Bin is indeed a straightforward person, Bai Jin'er's identity is suspicious, and he has no relationship with Li Jing, I also have this doubt in my heart, but he is the only one who can save face and speak out.

Bai Jin'er said solemnly: "Jin'er dare not!"

Liu Xiaoliu was quite depressed when he failed to cook the soup, and suddenly said on a whim, "Let me cook for you. Didn't I say that if you want to conquer a man's heart, you have to conquer his stomach first?"

I thought in my heart that I had to stop him from feeling nauseated. No matter how well-made Liu Xiaoliu is, no one will be able to eat it, right?But he said: "Where did you read this from?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "There is a female cook on the website seeking marriage, she is very popular!"

"Uh, what does that female cook look like?"

"It's not as good as Bai Jin'er."

It dawned on me that Bai Jin'er is not as beautiful as Bai Jin'er, and men are simply ulterior motives.

Liu Xiaoliu went ahead and asked me, "What kind of food do you have at home?"

"There is meat, and there is a piece of frozen tofu, and there seems to be half a cabbage in the fresh-keeping."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Enough is enough, a good chef can use the simplest ingredients to make the most complicated dishes, so just do it."

"Are you sure you are a good cook?"

"I've grown up like this, so I can only take the route of being a good wife and loving mother. Don't talk too much, get out of the way!" Liu Xiaoliu took out the cabbage from the refrigerator, picked up a knife and cut it in half, and then imitated the housewives on TV. It looks like chopping up.Fearing that we would be accidentally injured, we hid one by one at a safe distance to watch her performance.

I said cautiously: "Miss, can I give you some advice - first, you need to use a cutting board to cut vegetables, and your knife is curled like that, second, have you thought about what to do? Third, you The dishes haven't been washed yet."

Liu Xiaoliu asked me while cutting the vegetables into various surreal stream-of-consciousness shapes: "What can this dish do?"

"Stir-fried pork with cabbage is fine, but you have to eliminate the meat first."

Liu Xiaoliu frowned and said, "It's so troublesome? Don't do it!" She threw away the kitchen knife and sat on the sofa to watch TV. As the saying goes, things come and go quickly, killing the record of "doing things with only 3 minutes of enthusiasm"... …

Bai Jin'er said: "Let me take care of everyone's life in the future." He picked up the knife as he spoke.

My eyes lit up, generally this kind of girl who has experienced more twists and turns is very good at cooking, and then I saw that she was chopping a pile of cabbage like flying with a knife, making it even more indescribable.

I tried my best to keep my emotions calm and asked her: "Miss Bai, if I ask the three questions just now again, can you answer them?"

Bai Jin'er was stunned for a moment, then blushed and said, "I'm sorry, I've never cooked before..." I didn't expect her to cook, she wouldn't cook in a burrow if she was fine, she had to be a good cook Don't miss Tang Seng anymore, what does a fat monk have to eat?

In the end, I ordered takeaway and everyone had a good time.

Problems also arise when going to bed at night. Today, Tianjie Doll and I sleep in the big bedroom, Liu Xiaoliu sleeps in the small bedroom, Li Jing occupies the sofa, and Lu Dongbin is basically in a state of meditating all night or taking a nap on the balcony , now that there is an extra girl, how should she be arranged?
Liu Xiaoliu took the lead and said: "Don't look at me, I won't sleep with her." I didn't hold out this hope, no matter how ugly the sixth princess of the heaven is, she can't sleep with the mouse spirit.

Bai Jin'er said: "It's okay, I'll just make a hole in the ground."

I hastily said: "Don't, you'll open a skylight on the second floor if you drill a hole." This mother mouse is the essence of her godfather, it seems that I must have a yard to raise them!
Bai Jin'er took a mattress and spread it between the big bedroom and the small bedroom and said, "Everyone go to sleep, I'll be fine here."

After turning off the lights, the Celestial Doll said, "Xiaoqiang, don't you think Bai Jin'er is a little strange?"

"Why is it strange?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "The golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit used to have a surly and cunning temperament, and she did eat people, but now she seems to have completely changed her temperament."

"You suspect that she is not Li Jing's goddaughter?"

"That's not true. I just think she came a bit abruptly. Now that Heaven is in danger, even if she wants to protect her future, she shouldn't stand in line so early. In terms of feelings, she has never gotten along with that bad old man Li Jing. She Why are you sticking to us?"

"Then you suspect that she is an undercover agent of the Demon Race?"

"No, I feel that she won't harm us."

I said helplessly: "You are a villain and a gentleman, so what do you think she wants to do?"

Tianjie Doll said: "I just asked you because I didn't know. I always feel that there is something tender and tender in her humiliation, but I can't guess who she is for?"

I was taken aback and said, "You said she fell in love with Li Jing?" These two identities are very suitable for the conditions of a godfather and a goddaughter. One has a lot of money and the other has no moral bottom line. Sparks come.

The Celestial Doll said: "It's not..." It hesitated to say this, obviously it didn't think about it, but I didn't bother to think about it, and fell asleep on my own.

When I opened the bedroom door the next day, I saw Bai Jin'er curled up sleeping at the door, like a little hamster suffering from hunger and cold.

Liu Xiaoliu was surprised when he got up, and hurriedly pulled Bai Jin'er up and said, "You can sleep with me from now on!"

Bai Jin'er said sleepily, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I didn't think so before, but now that I'm lying on the bed, and there's someone falling asleep at the door, I feel like I'm something special."

Bai Jin'er smiled and said: "Princess Six, don't take it to heart, we mice don't look good when we sleep, but it's all like this."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "That's not okay, let's make it so, you will sleep with me from now on." She added, "I don't sleep with you because I am afraid that you will harm me, because I am used to sleeping alone before."

……

We spent the whole morning in a leisurely manner, and I don't know if it was because we were still wary of Bai Jin'er for the time being. Li Jing and Lu Dongbin didn't talk much about the demons, but we still reached a consensus: If you want to dig out the roots of the demons, you must first start with Ao Bing.

While chatting, I realized that my car was still lying around a street away. I told everyone, "I'm going to drive the car back. What do you want for lunch?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Whoever wants to eat my cooking raise your hand!"

We automatically ignored her, and Lu Dongbin said to Li Jing, "Brother Tianwang, do you want to try pizza? It's a foreign thing. I didn't have this thing when I went down to earth in the Ming Dynasty."

Li Jing said: "I will eat whatever the common people eat!" Again, he lowered his profile and had fun with the people.

Bai Jin'er said embarrassedly: "Brother Xiaoqiang, can you get me some melon seeds? Just give birth to them."

"Familiar ones are not much more expensive."

"I love raw..."

I understand, this is the habit of mice.

I took the Celestial Doll downstairs, and the road was already cleared. I found my car, bought a box of seasonal vegetable and meat pizza, and bought a bag of raw sunflower seeds to go home.

As soon as I got out of the car at the entrance of the building, a fashionable girl came up and said, "Zhen Tingqiang, do you still remember me?"

I originally came to see her face-to-face, but after I caught sight of the career line on her chest, I subconsciously said, "Hot girl?" There is still a difference between a hot girl with stage makeup and a hot girl in real life, only her proud figure is The most obvious sign.

"How did you find this place?" I asked. After "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons", the director and host of the program group called me, but I didn't answer. I didn't expect someone to come to my door.I and Spice Girl were former opponents, but I didn’t regard her as an enemy. After all, strictly speaking, I cheated. Although the champion was finally taken away by her, I stole all the limelight, so I can only count her Unlucky, it's not good to offend anyone, offend the heavenly doll.

The hot girl said bluntly: "I have only one purpose for looking for you, and I want to watch you perform the car transformation again."

I laughed and said, "Girl, why are you still relentless after I've retired?"

The hot girl resolutely said: "I am not here for the honor and fame, but I just want to know the secret of changing the car."

I spread my hands and said, "This is a taboo in the industry."

"Didn't you say that you are not a magician? That means you are not in our profession."

I smiled and said: "Forget about it, you know that magic is all fake, I used that too...what did I use?" I haven't been on stage for a few days, and I even forgot the term .

The hot girl said: "I know your last magic is not the photoelectric effect, your car—" she looked at my Alto and said, "Your car is definitely not fake, and it was impossible to use the rotating stage at that time, so I I'm curious how you changed?"

I took a rest and said, "Spread your thinking, expand your imagination, maybe you will come up with it in the next second."

The hot girl shook her head decisively and said, "I can't figure it out, so I can only ask you."

I also simply said: "I don't want to tell you."

The hot girl said: "I'll exchange it with you using the trick of changing Guanyin."

I smiled and said, "I want to know that your master told me long ago."

The hot girl probably also knew that Zong Beilu had approached me before, she stared at me and said, "Then what do you want? As long as I can do it, I will satisfy you!"

I smiled and said, "Really?"

"Really! No matter what kind of request it is!" the hot girl said, puffing out her chest...

"Oh, I'm planning to sacrifice myself!" Tianjie Doll started to complain.

So far, as long as there is a plausible excuse, I will send her away, but my "magic" at the beginning is wonderful: there is no reasonable excuse to prevaricate, I can't tell the truth, can I?

I had no choice but to put on a straight face and said, "What if I don't tell you?"

The hot girl said lightly: "Then I will keep pestering you. Don't you want to live an ordinary life? There will be no future! I will go to your house every day to block you, and I will follow you wherever I go. You don't even want to find a girlfriend, let alone Marriage——you made me anxious, and I will make your bride disappear for you!"

(End of this chapter)