don't mess with me

Chapter 78

Li Jing interrupted embarrassingly: "Fortunately, the power of my pagoda has not diminished. Otherwise, wouldn't it be ridiculous for us people to fall into the hands of an unknown little monster?"

Tianjie Doll said: "It seems that although Li Tianwang's pagoda can't take the initiative to collect monsters, it can still defend."

Lu Dongbin said: "The Yellow Wind Monster is not an unknown little monster. Back then, Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, couldn't even get a bargain from him."

I said: "This guy's yellow wind is only average in power, but the smell is too hot." Sun Wukong was definitely not unable to beat it at the beginning, but he really couldn't stand the fumes, so he went to help.If Zhao Qianqian knew about this, she would have to burn the clothes.

After all, Li Jing was a marshal, so he encouraged his morale at this time: "There is nothing to be afraid of, the mere yellow wind is nothing to fear. Isn't it just because he recognizes the marshal that he runs away in desperation?"

Lu Dongbin wondered: "Speaking of this, he doesn't seem to know us at all. If he was sent by the demons to make things difficult for us, he should at least know who we are, but it seems that this guy just wants to Take the land and redo his king of the mountain."

The Celestial Doll said: "And the four demon stars fell together, shouldn't they be together?"

I spread my hands and said: "Go back and study slowly. In short, we must catch the fart king as soon as possible. How harmful is this? He also specially harmed the flowers of the motherland—" But it seemed that Zhao Qianqian was still very happy after being harmed.

We left the campus and drove home.

We walked for 15 minutes before we crossed a street for a few minutes away, and the cars in front of us were jammed at the intersection. Seeing this, I quickly backed out:
"Find a place to collect the car and let's go back."

Li Jing was puzzled and said, "You have so many cars, and the country doesn't care?"

"How?"

Li Jing said: "Raise the price, people with wealth like you will drive it, so of course there will be traffic jams, no matter what kind of car it is, it will be increased by 10 times, who will drive it?"

I glared at him fiercely and said, "As expected of a privileged class, all the methods you come up with have a smell of being unpopular."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said: "This is why Li Tianwang can't integrate into the world. When you can really think about the common people, it will be a matter of course."

I said, "Since you just fell from the sky, I won't criticize you." I suddenly found that many experts and scholars have the same idea as Li Jing, and it is probably the demon star that fell from the sky before.

I originally wanted to find a secluded place for the baby to collect the car, but turned left and right, although I parked the car on the side of the road, but the streets were full of people, so there was no way to make another big change.

"This must be a situation ahead!" I murmured, and turned on the live broadcast of the road conditions in a bored manner. Vehicles going in that direction should be diverted in time, according to friends at the scene, the traffic there has already blocked Dongmen Street and Gongye Road, and the traffic nearby is almost paralyzed."

I patted the steering wheel: "No wonder!" The Jixiang Community where we live is parallel to Ximen Street, there is a block on the other side, and many cars scurry into this road, and it turns out that this side is also blocked.

I looked around and said, "It looks like this will be stuck until midnight, why don't we throw the car here and go home first."

Lu Dongbin suddenly said, "No, why did the road collapse so badly?"

I said, "The quality is not good enough—" I suddenly understood what Lu Dongbin meant, "Brother Bin, do you mean it has something to do with the demon star?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I can't say for sure. If the quality is not enough, it means the road surface is cracked, so it won't collapse, right?"

"Will you know if you go and see?"

A few of us got out of the car and walked along the side of the road to Ximen Street. The traffic on the road became more and more dense. There was a large group of people, and a few of us squeezed in and took a look, and we were all slightly surprised—it really was a serious collapse. I saw that the road that could usually pass four or five cars sank for no reason, and the cross section was almost connected to the storefronts on both sides. As tall as half a person, let alone a car, even an old man with bad legs is enough.

The drivers on both sides of the road couldn't advance or retreat. They squatted in a row by the pit and smoked while complaining about the current quality of the project.

Before Lu Dongbin and Li Jing expressed any opinions this time, I knew that there was probably a ghost here. Even if the quality of the road is not good, it is just cracked, so it won't fall down completely, right?
I chatted with several drivers and knew that the road collapsed suddenly. An old driver beamed with joy and said, "I just watched the front of me become shorter, and I thought it was my eyesight. If it wasn't for my quick reaction , this will probably fall into it—" He continued with a change of expression, "It seems that I can't get through tonight, and I have to ask my wife to bring me food."

Lu Dongbin crouched by the pit and observed for a while, but he didn't come to any conclusions, while Li Jing stood in the crowd and looked at it.

At this moment, a young girl in a white dress squeezed behind Li Jing and whispered, "Godfather, godfather!"

Li Jing turned around in astonishment and said, "Eh? Who is your name?"

The girl said: "I call you."

Li Jing said blankly, "I don't know you."

The girl said coquettishly, "Godfather, why don't you know me anymore, I'm Jin'er."

The people around the pit found that there was a wonderful plot here, and immediately focused their attention. Some people whispered: "This old guy is stealing and trying to repay his debts." "Hee hee, it's the only one who has just been released that has the wallet girl."

Li Jing said awkwardly, "I really don't know you."

The girl was tall and slim, with flowing eyes and a white feather pinned to the side of her long hair. She had a very pleasant appearance. At this moment, she said cautiously, "My surname is Bai, and I am your son's righteous sister."

Li Jing thought for a while and suddenly said: "You are...you are..."

The girl nodded and said, "That's right, it's me."

Li Jing looked a little surprised and annoyed, stomped his feet and said, "Why is it you again?"

The onlookers concluded: "It seems that this old guy has quite a few goddaughters!"

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other, although we don't know who this girl is, but we also understand that she is definitely related to the Four Demon Stars, Li Jing has only been down for two days, it is impossible for us to have old acquaintances in the world.

I pulled Li Jing and said, "We'll talk about it when we go back."

A few of us got out of the crowd, and the girl in white followed us, looking a little apprehensive and a little scared.

I asked Li Jing, "Who is this girl...?"

Li Jing said helplessly: "Let me explain to you slowly."

"Is she...reliable?" I don't want to bring the monster home.

Li Jing nodded and said, "She shouldn't dare to harm me."

I looked back at the girl, and saw that she was brushing off the dust from her skirt, and I asked her in a low voice, "Did you dig that hole?"

The girl nodded embarrassingly: "I didn't intend to harm anyone, I just wanted to attract you." She added, "The ground is really difficult to dig now."

It is very inconvenient to speak here, so I quickly returned home with a few people.

As soon as she entered the house, the girl knelt down in front of Li Jing with a plop and said, "Bai Jin'er kowtowed to her adoptive father!"

Li Jing said sternly, "What are you doing here again? Haven't you caused me enough trouble?"

Bai Jin'er timidly said: "Father, calm down, my daughter is also involuntarily going down the realm, she has absolutely no intention of harming anyone."

Li Jing said: "Did you be one of the four demon stars last night?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Yes."

"Then you still say you don't want to hurt anyone?"

Bai Jin'er tremblingly said: "Father Rong, Jin'er was originally serving his sentence in the Heavenly Prison, but unexpectedly the demons captured the Heavenly Prison, and before his daughter could react, he was thrown into the human world."

Li Jing said, "What's their intention?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Daughter doesn't know, but the people of the Demon Race have said beforehand: the previous sins are past, and as long as we do our best to harm the world, it will be a great achievement. When they overthrow the heaven, we can also reward them according to our merit."

Li Jing said: "So that's how it is."

I said cautiously: "Can I interject - who is this?"

Li Jing snorted and said, "Let her speak for herself."

Bai Jin'er lost his mind and said: "I was originally a white-haired mouse at the foot of Lingshan Mountain. I obtained magic power by stealing the candles in front of the gods. Later, I was captured by my adoptive father and brother. The Buddha has a compassionate heart and let me recognize the heavenly king as my father and receive enlightenment." , This has achieved a relationship between our father and daughter."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "So you are the spirit of the white-haired mouse, and you were the one Tang Sanzang met on his way to learn Buddhist scriptures, right?"

Bai Jin'er said: "It's precisely because of this that I was imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison."

I smiled and asked Li Jing: "Brother Li, let's do an interview, what do you want to do with such a beautiful daughter-in-law?"

Li Jing whispered helplessly: "Isn't it because you can't take off the Buddha's face?"

Speaking of this, I somewhat understand—it seems that Li Jing doesn't want to have any contact with Bai Jin'er at all. Back then, he was forced to recognize this righteous daughter. When the monkey came to the door, the monkey was an unreasonable troublemaker, he held grudges and was narrow-minded. Of course, Li Jing was very troublesome. This time, Bai Jin'er took the brunt of the incident, and Li Jing was already very annoyed.

Bai Jin'er said: "Father, are you still willing to recognize me as a daughter?"

Li Jing said helplessly: "Get up, since we have made an oath before the Buddha, how can I deny it?"

Only then did Bai Jin'er get up happily, she looked around and asked, "Where's my brother-in-law?"

Li Jing said: "Your righteous brother has returned to the Heavenly Court to fight against the demons."

"Oh."

Lu Dongbin said: "Miss Bai, I heard you said that the demons captured the Heavenly Prison, and they let you down to fight against us?"

Bai Jin'er said: "At first I didn't think so long-term, but I also heard a little about the war of the demon gods. I heard that my righteous brother Nezha was shot down, and I understood their intentions after confirming the two sides."

Li Jing said: "Then why do you still harm the common people?"

Bai Jin'er was surprised and said, "My daughter doesn't have one."

"He said no, didn't you dig that hole?"

Bai Jin'er said: "My daughter's move is to invite her adoptive father to meet her. Now that the world has changed beyond recognition, she can only use such an extraordinary move to find her adoptive father."

I said, "It's better to do less of such things in the future. We are already blocked enough. Besides, digging holes and not filling them is a big taboo in our writers' circle."

Bai Jin'er said: "Yes, I am deeply taught by the Heavenly King, I will never dare again."

Li Jing waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I didn't teach you anything."

Liu Xiaoliu poked his head out from the kitchen and said, "Are you all done, come over and have some soup!"

I was surprised and said, "You've come back?" I thought she was still at Wang Fang's house.Then I continued to wonder, "Can you still make soup?"

Liu Xiaoliu guarded the kitchen and said, "Wang Fang gave it. She said that the soup should not be cold, and she brought it for me to sit on the fire. You guys never come back. I can only add water while looking at the soup. If you don't come back, it will overflow." She said with a ladle in her hand.

I ran to the kitchen to have a look, my eyes almost popped out, I saw a big pot as high as half a person sitting on the gas stove, Liu Xiaoliu had already filled a pot full of water, this pot was brought from my grandfather It’s an old antique. When there was no water heater, it was used to heat bath water in winter. Now this big pot of pork rib soup is enough for bathing, let alone drinking...

"Why don't you turn down the fire?"

"How can I?"

I thought about it too, how could she have done this kind of work before.

"Okay, let's drink the soup made by the sixth princess herself." I found a stack of big bowls and asked everyone to go to the kitchen to get the soup one by one.

Lu Dongbin held two bowls of soup and handed Bai Jin'er a bowl, asking, "Then Miss Bai has any plans to find us?"

Bai Jin'er said: "I will never be an enemy of my adoptive father and brother, so I am here to wait for my adoptive father's orders."

I said, "Who came down with you yesterday, besides the Yellow Wind Monster?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Huang Fengwei? Did he come down too? We were thrown down, but we don't know who else is going with us."

I said, "How much do you know about the Yellow Wind Monster?"

Bai Jin'er said: "I met him once or twice when I was in disobedience to the Heavenly Supervisor, I only know that he is good at blowing yellow wind."

"How is his mana better than yours?"

Bai Jin'er said: "It's far better than me. I can only dig soil robbers' holes. I don't really have any magic power. The yellow wind monster is originally a weasel, and it's my nemesis." Weasels are supposed to eat mice.

Bai Jin'er added: "However, his magic power can only be powerful if it is mixed with sand and dust. If there is only a gust of wind, it will not cause any harm except for the smell."

Lu Dongbin said: "Knowing this is a big gain, no wonder that guy wants to occupy the playground but doesn't go anywhere else."

Li Jing said: "So you don't know the identities of the other two?"

Bai Jin'er said: "My daughter doesn't know, but...they should all be powerful characters."

The few of us looked at each other, deeply sad.

(End of this chapter)