don't mess with me

Chapter 58
From the registration to the competition, I have been ignorant. At first, I was worried about how to qualify for the competition. Later, I had to deal with Director Liu and his ilk. I didn’t realize what I was going to do when I was on the show. Entering the state-the problem is that I have never experienced a similar state!I didn't even think that I would end up performing on stage by myself. I should have bought a book like "32 Questions about Stage Performance" during the day and read it.

Now when the host called my name, I was completely stunned, but the magic youth pushed me and said, "It's your turn!"

Wang Yisan said coldly: "If you can enter the top three, then you are a ghost!"

I walked towards the stage in a daze like falling clouds, and Lu Dongbin whispered in my ear: "Just put on a show, and leave the rest to me!"

The audience below were already ready for the judges to score. Seeing that there was an extra contestant, they couldn't help staring at me curiously. I panicked even more. Look, for a moment it was like confronting the audience.

After staring at the audience for more than ten seconds, an old man with a white beard on the judging panel said, "This contestant, don't you want to perform a catfish change?" The old man's name is Zong Beilu, who came from a family of magicians. A predator and senior in the magic world.

A middle-aged performing artist beside Zong Beilu teased, "Are you turning into a goldfish when you dress like this, or are you taking us to see goldfish?"

The audience coaxed a laugh.

I just came back to my senses, and said solemnly: "Next, I will perform a show for you. The name of the show is - big, change, gold, fish!"

The audience was even happier, and they all commented: "Is this a primary school student reading a composition?" "See how he turns into a goldfish?"

The host said: "I've already reported to you, you can change directly."

I said, "Then I've changed!"

The audience was already overjoyed, and the four judges looked at me sharply. In the past, some people tried to fish in troubled waters on this stage, showing their eloquence and humor, but without exception, they were ruthlessly eliminated. The main purpose of this show is acrobatics and magic. Your eloquence It doesn't work to kill *** in seconds!The judges are already preparing to bombard me... Some viewers also vaguely guessed that my background was vague, and started booing.

It was imminent, I could only hurry to get to the point, but only then did I panic - how should this goldfish change?I want to come out in a long robe. When Lu Dongbin used his magic power in the background, I found a bowl of goldfish from under the robe. A pot of goldfish is coming—then the male audience must be jealous of me to death?

I was anxious all the time, and when I turned around to wipe my sweat, Leng Ding felt his hand sink, and a tank of goldfish had appeared in front of my chest. I almost hit him without paying attention, and hurriedly turned around...

The audience was instantly quiet!

The fish tank is a very common fish tank with a screw pattern, which is slightly smaller than the rice cooker at home. The goldfish is also a very common big-eyed goldfish. It is swimming happily in the water, splashing a few splashes from time to time. One can imagine the visual shock when these things come out of the hands of a person who only wears shorts and a vest!

The host almost forgot his identity, and blurted out: "How did you conjure it?"

How do I know?
Zong Beilu, an old man with a white beard, said with a serious expression, "This is an untold secret in the industry!"

Only then did the host come to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I was just joking." Then he pretended not to be surprised and joked, "There is a saying in the magic world that it is better to change something than to change nothing, if you We only admire you if you can change back again."

What he said was completely in jest. Everyone knew that as far as this magic was concerned, it was enough for all magic masters to study it for three years.And the possibility of changing back is almost zero!
But I have a bottom line in my heart. With Binge as technical support, there is no problem at all!
I relaxed and smiled and said: "Okay, everyone watch!" I turned around holding the fish tank slightly to block the audience's sight, and then immediately turned around and spread my hands-the fish tank disappeared!

There was still no movement from the audience, so I said in a dazed voice, "My...it's over." Seeing that no one paid any attention to me, I had no choice but to go backstage alone.

When I just walked backstage, there was applause and cheers like landslides in front of me...

The host said loudly: "The six contestants are invited to come on stage again."

As soon as I got to the entrance of the stage, I had to turn around again, and the other five contestants also came out. The audience applauded one after another, but now everyone understands that the applause was for me alone.

The host barely woke up from the shock, and announced: "The judges will be asked to score all the contestants, and the three contestants with the highest scores will directly enter the next round."

A scoreboard appeared on the big screen behind each player. Starting from Wang Yisan, I was the sixth. As the music sounded, the numbers on the scoreboard behind Wang Yisan kept jumping, and finally stopped at 93 At the meeting, the host said excitedly: "Wow, contestant Wang Yisan scored 93 points. If I remember correctly, there are not many contestants who can score more than 90 points in the first round..."

Afterwards, each contestant got his own score in order, and I began to feel uneasy again. If I were to talk about my magic, it would definitely overwhelm the audience, but this is an exhibition match, and I have no performance at all. The fish tank was retracted again, and it took a total of a few seconds. The other magic players were talking and laughing, foreshadowing and overdoing, and when necessary, they had to play the role of stand-up comedian and suspense master. What am I?
When it was my turn to score, the audience held their breath, the music started, and the audience began to shout loudly. According to the rules, I couldn't turn back, and I could only hear the shouts that were louder than the next.

When the music stopped, the host shouted hysterically: "99 points! Yan Tingqiang scored a super high score of 99 points! This is also the highest score in the history of this program! Let us celebrate him warmly!" The audience applauded.

Zong Beilu frowned and looked left and right: "Who? Who didn't give full marks?"

The middle-aged performance artist next to him hesitated: "I don't think he is very good at acting." It seems that this guy deducted a point from me.

Wang Yisan's face was pale, and he glanced at me across the mountains and seas.

According to the scores, the top three are clear at a glance. Wang Yisan and I are ranked first and second, and the young magician is third.

The host asked the three of us to leave the stage temporarily, and the remaining three will be eliminated by the audience judges.

The audience seemed to be a little bit immersed in my magic tricks and couldn't recover, they almost randomly picked someone out.Then we went on stage again to draw lots. The other three people looked at me with trembling hands. The player who had just been selected by the audience got the first lottery, and immediately cheered on the stage: "I have drawn Wang Yi!" It's three! It's not Zhen Tingqiang!" Then he realized that even if he won Wang Yisan in the draw, his chances of winning would not be high, and he felt worried again.

Wang Yisan thankfully wiped off his sweat, and he will soon enter the second round of performances.

In the background, the young magician was very calm. He came over to shake hands with me and said, "Brother, I'm happy to lose to you, so don't stress."

Wang Yisan changed to a smaller tube and began to drill around. The host trotted into the backstage, grabbed me and asked, "What will you perform next?"

Lu Dongbin and I were out of ideas again. In the end, I still felt that the young magician was reliable, so I asked shyly, "Brother, what are you going to do?"

The young magician said bluntly: "I perform psychological magic, playing cards."

Lu Dongbin asked, "What kind of playing cards are they?"

The young magician generously showed him his props: "You are thinking about the key points of the props, it's actually this card..." He was so generous, he simply played on-site decryption.

Lu Dongbin glanced at it and said, "Okay, I know what can be changed."

I hurriedly explained to the young magician: "We're not trying to steal your limelight, it's really two wild people who don't know what to change."

The young magician smiled and said, "No way, I'm so humble." He looked at me with the same eyes as Zong Beilu, who worshiped the master, almost regarded me as a senior, so he didn't hide it. , he must have thought his tricks were tricks in my eyes.

I said to the host: "Then let's perform a big change poker."

The host sighed and went out.

After Wang Yisan and his opponent performed one after another, the young magician came on stage. The young man smiled confidently and performed generously and skillfully. The magician, his performance is almost super-level performance, the reason for this situation is because he also understands that it is impossible to beat me no matter what, so he has no psychological pressure.It’s like asking you and Ding Junhui to play snooker. You can’t win anyway, so just be generous. If you meet someone who is about the same level as you, then it’s worth booing and pushing the table behind him to sing Conquer and practice at the pocket What about qigong...

The so-called psychological magic is to randomly find an audience at the scene to choose a card and mark it, and seal it up without the magician seeing it. Hold the marked card in your hand without moving the seal.

The gold content of this magic is moderate, and it is more suitable for performing in this kind of talent show. Naturally, a layman will not be able to figure out the tricks of it after pondering for a lifetime—I can't figure it out anyway. The magician's stage performance and affinity, a rookie and a master perform exactly the same content, but the effect is quite different.

I watched it for a while, and knew that the final result must be that the magician succeeded in molesting the audience and got the card under the glass cover, but I was really at a loss as to what to play.It is said that it is a poker show, why can't I also go up and let Lu Dongbin steal the cards for me?

Tianjie doll said: "Since we want to change poker, let's change it to the simplest one. Isn't it said that the best cook can conquer others with only the simplest dishes?"

"What do you mean, let me turn poker into a plate of eggs and scrambled tomatoes?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Others throw poker on the stage, you throw the whole field!"

Lu Dongbin also said: "I think it's okay, let's not punish that petty family."

After the young magician exited the stage perfectly, the audience eagerly stared at the entrance of the stage, and the host jumped up to the stage, trying to cover it up: "Next, please invite player No. 6 to bring us a magical big-changing poker card!" I added a "magic" to it.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

The young magician came down, smiled at me and said, "Come on, buddy, I'll wait and see."

I grabbed him and said, "Do you have extra poker?" I must have a deck of cards to go up, right?

He opened the item box and said, "There are two decks of ordinary poker, are they used for daily practice?"

"Okay, okay, thank you." I took the poker and ran away, and at the same time made a gesture of please to Lu Dongbin.

As soon as I appeared on the stage, the applause became even louder. With the background of the big change goldfish, the audience's expectations for me were all-time high.

I'm slowly getting used to the stage, and this time I didn't announce myself. My intention is very clear, that is, I want to scatter a lot of poker on the stage until the end of time!I used to watch magic shows, to tell the truth, only the poker throwing part attracted me the most. Those poker cards are endless and ubiquitous, and they are scattered from the hands of magicians like fountains and flowers. It's too short, I'll just enjoy myself today!
I made my debut with confidence and flipped the cards over for the audience to see, and immediately I found out that the cards couldn't be dropped - they hadn't been opened yet!

"Ahem." After I made a handsome appearance, I began to open the poker cards on the stage with my waist down, and then held up the removed plastic bags and waste paper shells and asked the host: "Where to throw them away?"

"Uh, give it to me." The host happened to have two pockets on his clothes...

I made another appearance, and then I threw away both cards. 108 cards flew all over the stage, like a poker rain. Two more hands!I kept rubbing the cards in my hand and throwing them on the stage, and the audience began to be puzzled—poker playing is conventionally regarded as a warm-up segment in magic shows, and no one thinks that a magician will take the trouble to perform. I kept throwing a lot of cards, and finally some audience members came to their senses and said loudly, "Where did he get his cards?"

The others were taken aback for a moment, and then applause rang out.

To put it bluntly, magic is props and techniques. Of course, going to the high end is inseparable from the support of good creativity and high-tech means, but magicians of that level will not appear on this stage. Wearing a pair of big pants and a vest, although you can't see his tricks clearly when other magicians play cards, you know that those props must be taken out of his leather pants, shirt cuffs, and hero cloak. And I don't have this problem, my hands have never touched the clothes at all, and I don't care about them.

As the stage was completely covered by playing cards, the mouths of the audience opened wider and wider, and finally someone whispered: "Is it the photoelectric effect? ​​Those cards are fake!"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Xiaoqiang, let's get serious!"

"Huh?" I couldn't speak, so I just snorted as a question.

The Celestial Doll said: "Throw it down the stage!"

I nodded slightly, Leng Ding pointed his palm at the audience, and then the climax came—countless playing cards spewed out from my palm, and rushed to the audience like two high-pressure water guns, making a deafening "crack" After a moment of astonishment, the audience began to grab those cards like a carnival. After a full 3 minutes, the host said angrily: "Stop, stop! If you continue to sprinkle, the auditorium will be flooded!"

I aimed my palm at the sky above the entire stage, and thousands of playing cards exploded in the air like gorgeous fireworks, and then fell down one after another.

The audience was overjoyed!
(End of this chapter)