don't mess with me

Chapter 55 "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons"

I hold this golden lump, full of joy and gratitude, gold, this is a good thing!
Lu Dongbin said, "Is gold still worth something now?"

"It's worth it! It's worth it!" I hurriedly said.

"Then hurry up and change the money, what are you waiting for?"

"Uh, is Brother Bin useful for money?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Since you've come to the world, why not use money to make a way? I understand that."

I wondered, "Isn't Binge a gamer?"

Lu Dongbin said: "The so-called game, you have to make the world look at you to be called a game. I wear a tattered Taoist uniform and get looked at everywhere. That's called a game? That's called vagabond!"

"Pfft—Bingo is still faster than me."

Lu Dongbin said with emotion: "Isn't that the way it is in the world? You spend a lot of money and you are happy and others are happy. Why do you have to pretend to be poor and disgusting? Let's not commit that hypocrisy. Of course, if you really want to meet that person I have a lot of ways to cure the master who fell into Qian'er's eye!"

What Lu Dongbin said immediately became my idol, Brother Bin is so chic!

But I have a bit of trouble holding this gold lighter. To be honest, I am a little unsure about the fineness of this thing. There are places to exchange gold everywhere. Banks accept it, and gold shops also accept it. I am not sure where to go. If this thing is fake, I will definitely be blacklisted, but if it is real, I am afraid that they will deceive me. Gold is very strange and magical, it is heavy and soft, and it is as practical as stainless steel, but it is very A good social product, if you have gold, it has to be in human society to reflect its value. If it is in the wilderness, it is not as good as a piece of steamed buns. Many martial arts novels about winning treasures are not all big villains guarding a pile at the end Is gold lonely forever?What a fable!So I have to cash out ASAP.

I thought about it, and Leng Ding thought of a person——Brother Feng, isn't he just messing around with these things?According to the "friendship" between us and the experience we have dealt with, he should not lie to me.

"Go, go exchange money with your brother."

Liu Xiaoliu went to find Wang Fang for company again, and I temporarily found clothes for Lu Dongbin to go out, and drove straight to Brother Feng's teahouse with the Tianjie doll.

Along the way, Lu Dongbin stared intently at the street, and I thought he was attracted by some high-tech again. After watching for a long time, Lu Dongbin happily said to me: "Nowadays, the chicks are dressed boldly, hahahaha." He looked at the legs all the way.

"Bingo...do you like this tune?"

"It's delicious, who doesn't like it?" He gave me a very philosophical Zen machine.It's a pity that September is already withering in our northern city, and Lu Dongbin didn't catch up with the best month.

When we arrived at the place, I took Lu Dongbin to the teahouse, and all the waiters were suddenly more vigilant than ever. We sat at a table, and the third brother came up at a trot, nodded and bowed and said: "Brother Qiang is here for a drink. Something—" Then he added cautiously, "Or smash something?"

I smiled and said, "I'm here for tea this time, where's your brother Feng?"

"I'll be here soon—" The third brother kicked the clerk next to him, "Why don't you hurry up and make our best tea for Brother Qiang?"

The guy was confused: "What kind of tea is the best here?"

"It's the kind that costs 15 yuan a tael!"

I added a sentence: "I also want the mineral water bubbles that cost 10 yuan."

The third brother apologized and said with a smile: "We are all 10 yuan of water." Brother Feng didn't lie to me last time...

The third brother served us tea carefully, and didn't dare to ask me what's the matter. After a while, Brother Feng ran in angrily, and scolded the buddy: "Why did you offend that plague god?"

I waved my hand: "No offence, I'm here."

Brother Feng was taken aback. Seeing that the teahouse was still intact, he breathed a sigh of relief, sat next to me and said with a smile, "Brother Qiang, aren't you busy today?"

I said, "I have something in my hand, let me see how much it is worth." As I said that, I threw the lighter over, and Brother Feng carefully bent down to catch it, and then called out, "Golden!"

"Brother Feng still has some eyesight."

Brother Feng looked at the lighter carefully, and finally came to a conclusion: "I dare not say whether it is pure gold, but it is definitely a good thing. Where did Brother Qiang get it?"

"Don't worry about where you got it from, how much money do you think it's worth?"

"Brother Qiang means..."

"I'm going to sell it to you."

Brother Feng suddenly had a bitter look on his face: "Brother Qiang, I don't have such a big appetite."

"Don't pretend, you play with diamonds, and you can't eat gold—are you afraid that I will blackmail you? In this way, you should find someone to check the quality first, and you can have as much as you want, and you don't want to lose money."

Only then did Brother Feng's expression soften, and he handed the lighter to Brother San and said, "Go."

After a while, the third brother ran in, put the lighter on the table respectfully and said, "Brother Feng, it's a thousand pure gold, no problem!"

Brother Feng said, "Which ones are gold?"

"Cotton wicks, flints, screws, joints are all gold!"

Unbelievably, Brother Feng picked it up and looked at it for a long time, saying: "This thing is really well-made." He took out his lighter, replaced the cotton core flint, wiped it, and it caught fire.

I couldn't wait to ask: "How much is it worth?"

The third brother said: "Brother Qiang, you bastard..."

Brother Feng glared at him and said, "How do you talk?"

The third brother hurriedly changed his tone and said: "You thing..." Then he realized that something was wrong, I smiled and said: "Just tell me, I just understand the meaning."

"Ahem, this thing is worth more than 9 based on the current gold price and grams."

"More than 9?" Lu Dongbin just pointed his finger!
Brother Feng thought I thought it was too little, so he hurriedly said: "However, the processing fee also has to be counted. For example, the processing fee for engraving a word on a gold nugget, grinding a shape, etc. has to go up by ten or twenty percent. Although the workmanship of your lighter is not very refined, it is worth the money if it can be processed to this level."

"How much is that worth?"

Brother Feng hesitated and said, "Hey, it's hard to say."

I said, "How about selling you for 10 yuan?"

Brother Feng said: "Then we will take advantage of it."

Lu Dongbin said on the side: "That's how it is, since we're all friends—but your tea is really not that good!"

Brother Feng looked at me tentatively, and I said, "My elder brother has already spoken, so that's it."

Brother Feng patted Third Brother vigorously: "Why don't you give Brother Qiang some money?"

Lu Dongbin looked around at the messy guys who were sitting or stopping, and Leng Ding said, "I don't think your place is a serious business place, is it?"

Brother Feng apologized and said with a smile: "If you don't tell lies in front of a real person, you just cheat a little money."

Lu Dongbin nodded: "When you encounter tricky and cunning people, you can punish them slightly, and never bully the good, otherwise I will not give up with you."

Brother Feng looked at me suspiciously and said, "Is this elder brother letting us... be black?"

I laughed and said, "You guys should get some good tea and start business seriously, my elder brother won't see crooked ways."

Brother Feng sighed and said, "I can see that, as long as there is Brother Qiang, there will be no chaos in this world!" He poked his head over and said cautiously, "Brother Qiang did what happened in Plague Village that day, right?"

Of course I couldn't admit it: "Didn't it be said on TV that there was a lightning strike?"

Brother Feng glanced at me ambiguously and said, "What a coincidence, hehe."

"What do you mean by looking at me like that? Am I a Thunder doll?"

Brother Feng raised his hand and vowed: "Anyway, I didn't tell anyone what happened that day." He whispered, "I heard that Brother Zhan was frightened into a fool, and now he is unconscious. The Zhan family is looking for someone to investigate Woolen cloth."

I rolled my eyes and said, "It has nothing to do with me."

After a while, the third brother came in with a paper bag, and was about to dump it on the table: "Brother Qiang, please order."

I waved my hand and said, "No need, I trust you."

As we walked forward, I heard Brother Feng whispering to Third Brother: "Did you really count it clearly?"

The third brother whispered: "The count is clear, just in case I put an extra 200 yuan in it."

……

When I went out, I handed the money bag to Lu Dongbin and said, "Bingge, take the money."

Lu Dongbin didn't even look at it and said, "It's for you. I'll ask you to get it with the money, so it's over?"

"Hey, this is so embarrassing."

I earned 10 yuan in one morning, and my gross production value has more than doubled from my historical peak. What is a golden finger?Didn't it come from Lu Dongbin turning stone into gold?I decided to treat the God of Wealth well.

"Bingge, where do you want to go this afternoon?"

Lu Dongbin stroked his long hair and said, "Let me mess with my hair first, it's too eye-catching, and it's really hot."

Lu Dongbin's hair is black, thick and dense, unlike most people of his age, which are sparse and desolate. I took him to the most famous hairdressing salon in the city. Not surprised, asked: "How do you want to fix it?"

When Lu Dongbin opened his mouth, I almost squirted: "Get me a Mohawk."

The hairdresser said: "Why don't you shave both sides and leave a long braid in the middle, which is popular now. How about pure mohawk hair?"

Lu Dongbin looked back at him and said, "Hey, the young man is quite insightful, just as you said."

The hairdresser starts working. There are more than 20 tables in this hairdressing shop. There is a small TV in front of each table for customers to watch while they are doing their hair. It is not very busy at this point, and half of the hairdressers are sitting on their chairs. Watching TV, and I found that they almost all watched the same station.

It was a satellite TV channel in the province. It looked like a talent show variety show, with the label "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons" on the bottom left of the screen. The judges were four celebrities from the literary and artistic circles. Magic, and then the judges will comment. After one round, the judges will score and select the top three players. The remaining two players with lower scores will be eliminated by the audience according to the scorer. The four players will continue to compete in pairs until the current round champion.

I always sneered at this kind of program, but after watching it twice, I found it quite interesting. The so-called miscellaneous demons seem to refer to acrobatics and magic. These two arts originally originated from the folk, and most of the contestants also have Strong grassroots atmosphere, gags, wonderful performances won the house, and immature performances are also very happy to be complained by the judges. Magic has become a big hit a few years ago, and acrobatics can be regarded as the quintessence of China. Now they are put together to make a show. Consciously, people have a sense of expectation, no one knows what the following contestants will perform, and this kind of mix-and-match style comparison is also very eye-catching, and the spectacle is still satisfying.

The hairdresser who cut Lu Dongbin's hair was watching TV music while doing his hair, and was discussing with the people next to him who would be able to advance. Lu Dongbin dissatisfied: "Brother, be serious."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The hairdresser quickly adjusted his mind.

I asked the hairdresser, "When did this show start?"

The hairdresser was surprised: "Brother, don't you usually watch TV? It's very popular recently! It's been on the air for almost a month."

"We made it in this city?"

"The location is in this city, there are contestants from all over the country, and the ratings are almost ranking first in all David TV."

"Oh."

After finishing his hair, Lu Dongbin took out several pieces of money from the paper bag and handed them to the hairdresser.

"Yo, big brother can't use so much."

I said, "The more you pay, the more you tip." Although I haven't been in contact with Binge for a long time, I have already clearly understood his consumption philosophy.

The hairdresser hurriedly thanked him, regretting that he shouldn't be watching TV, otherwise the tip would have been more.

After taking care of him, Lu Dongbin looked a lot more energetic. I found that although Grandpa Lu was not handsome, he had an elegant temperament, a fair face and calm eyes, coupled with this extended version of the Mohawk hairstyle. Grandfather Lu is like the kind of vicissitudes of life man who had great success in business in his early years, but went bankrupt later but still has a small fortune...

At dinner in the evening, Lu Dongbin asked for a few drinks. I ordered a few dishes from outside and opened a bottle of wine. Lu Dongbin raised his glass and said, "Third Prince and Sixth Princess, it is fate that we can meet here. Mr. Lu Do it for your respect." Then he raised his glass and said to me, "Our brothers didn't say anything, do it!"

After a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere became unprecedentedly lively. Nezha and Liu Xiaoliu had their own concerns since they came to me. This was the first time that they had a chance to socialize like today, and the two of them also chatted.

Lu Dongbin said: "Princess Six, you don't have to worry about your appearance anymore. Don't you feel happier now than before?"

Liu Xiaoliu asked in amazement, "Why am I happy?"

Lu Dongbin said: "In the past, you were unparalleled in appearance, and you had to be tense in everything. Men all over the world loved you and admired you, and women all over the world hated and envied you. It is inevitable to look at other people's faces, for fear of being laughed at. How good it is now, grinding teeth and hiccupping You can fart as you like, so there are pros and cons to everything, so don’t worry too much about it.”

Liu Xiaoliu said with a straight face, "Why do I love grinding my teeth, belching and farting so much?" Then he smiled, "But I still like to hear your words."

Lu Dongbin said to Nezha again: "Come on, third prince, let's have a drink for Ao Bing."

Nezha asked, "What are you doing for him?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It's so exciting, such a bastard will have to be dealt with by even more bastards."

Nezha was speechless: "Brother Lu, are you praising me?"

Lu Dongbin looked at the celestial doll on the table and said, "It's a pity that dolls can't drink alcohol."

Tianjie Doll said: "But I have a happy event to announce."

"What happy event?" We asked in unison.

Tianjie doll said: "I have already figured out how to earn the 3000 emotional coins and send Nezha up."

"How to earn?" We asked together again.

"Let Xiaoqiang go to "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons"!"

(End of this chapter)