don't mess with me

Chapter 36 The White Haired Witch
Thinking about the happy days with Tianjie doll, I suddenly thought of a question: "Why didn't you find out when I called before?"

Tianjie Doll said: "I'm also wondering, maybe it's because the people you talked to before didn't have any emotions?"

I sweated a lot. Why are the people I talk to so desperate?
At this time, Liu Xiaoliu shouted again in the study: "Xiaoqiang, it's changed again this time!"

I walked impatiently and said: "It's a system message again, you're going crazy." Pippi stared at the money in my hand and followed me like a shadow.

I went to the computer to check, and I couldn’t help being shocked. This time it’s not a system message. There are already 7 people who follow Liu Xiaoliu, and there are as many as 13 private messages. I clicked to open it, and most of the content was " Is the person in the photo you?" "Haha, is it from P?" "Are you here to be funny?" Everyone had an unacceptable and teasing tone.As for those 7 followers, they may not have any good intentions.

It's no wonder that the photos taken by those women looking for marriage are all the same, with big white eye shadows on, and watery eyes looking at the camera. There is nothing like it in every age group. Only Liu Xiaoliu's photo of red coat and green trousers is particularly eye-catching, and his appearance is even more beautiful. Standing out, it looks like they are here to make trouble, and these people who sent messages may not be all mocking.

Tianjie doll suddenly said: "Hey, I received the joy emotion."

I wondered: "Who is happy?"

Tianjie Doll sighed: "Xiaoqiang, it seems we succeeded."

I realized it right away - this is what someone would do after seeing Liu Xiaoliu's photo.Probably because I filled in Liu Xiaoliu's information, so we received Lemo, but Tianjie Doll and I were a little unhappy in this meeting. As our friend, Liu Xiaoliu is ridiculously ugly, and we get along with her day and night. In addition to feeling dull, we also feel pressure...

Liu Xiaoliu asked me anxiously: "Is someone interested in me?" She was not used to reading the words on the computer screen.

I deleted all those messages casually, and told her, "Not yet." Fortunately, the dating website is not a forum, so you can't comment on someone, otherwise Liu Xiaoliu will have to be pushed to the top manually.

I said to Liu Xiaoliu: "Go to bed first, if someone contacts you, you can see it tomorrow."

"Oh." Liu Xiaoliu left reluctantly.

The Celestial Doll said: "Anyway, I should congratulate you."

"How many emotional coins have you received?"

"There is hardly one. The emotion of happiness is originally derived from joy. The conversion rate of emotion coins is not high, and there are too few people."

I suddenly thought: "Do you think the novel I wrote can absorb emotional currency?"

Tianjie Doll pondered for a moment and said: "It seems that the success rate should be very high, why not try?"

I scratched my head and said, "Now that Xiaoqiang No. [-] and Sadako are watching the lake in Qinghai, there must be a stalker to test it out, right?"

The Tianjie doll also pondered: "Yes, the current plot is very flat, and it's not easy to find jokes." It quickly said, "Yes, let's start with Sadako."

"How?"

"Isn't Sadako long and fluttering? Ask her to cut her hair, this part must be funny."

I said distressedly: "What's so ridiculous about cutting your hair?"

"Think about it, why was Sadako so scary back then? Isn't it because she covered her face with her hair? You will feel horrible when you have long hair and snow-white clothes hanging behind you. If you shaved like Guo Donglin, you would still Will you be afraid?"

I sneered: "It's quite a contrast, but why did Sadako cut her hair?"

The Tianjie doll said: "It's stuck with chewing gum—a head full of chewing gum was stuck on the train, and there was no place to wash it. It smells like mint everywhere you go. You can only cut it when you get off the train."

I complained, "Do you think readers will find it disgusting or ridiculous?"

"It depends on your skill. Anyway, if I write it, I will definitely amuse the readers. Or should I say you beat it by hand?"

"Bah, I'll be your gunner?" I moved my fingers, ready to start, Pippi was sniffing around my feet, I picked it up and put it in the living room, closed the door and started typing.

Xiaoqiang No. [-] and Sadako continued to have an affair during a short trip. Sadako fell asleep when she got on the train. She leaned on the back of the train, her long hair vaguely covered her fair face, and her long eyelashes followed the train and the rails. The impact shook slightly, Xiaoqiang No. [-] couldn't help it, and kissed it secretly, Sadako giggled and tried to avoid it, and then it was a tragedy, she found her hair stuck to the backrest by a piece of mint-flavored chewing gum...

Tianjie Doll smiled and said: "Interesting, Xiaoqiang, you are quite talented."

I said seriously: "Don't talk!"

Xiaoqiang No. [-] failed to steal the chicken, so he hurriedly wiped Sadako's hair with a paper towel. The small hair salon next to the train station cut their hair to look like the four kings of Hong Kong when they first debuted...

After writing this chapter, Tianjie Doll couldn't wait to say: "Hurry up, let's reap the benefits."

I published the chapter and refreshed it after 5 minutes. There were already four comments in the book review area, and they were unanimously laughing. The new chapter subscription in the background has nearly a thousand. Although some are automatically subscribed, the number of people who read the update immediately It should be no less than 100.

"Did you receive the emotional currency?" I kept asking.

Wa Wa confused: "No, there is no movement at all. It's not as good as Liu Xiaoliu's effect on the dating site."

I pessimistically said: "Could she be the new generation of funny goddess?" Damn Liu Xiaoliu would be fine if he published a book and uploaded photos every day?
Tianjie Doll murmured: "It shouldn't be, someone will definitely laugh."

I was disappointed and said, "Could it be that your guess was wrong—it was just a coincidence?"

"I really don't understand, you can open the dating website and have a look."

I clicked on the webpage, and Liu Xiaoliu's number of followers had become 12. Boring news kept coming in, but the Tianjie doll never received any emotional coins.

I was discouraged and said, "Forget it, I'll go to the toilet first." As soon as I entered the toilet, the Celestial Doll shouted: "There it is again, the joy is much stronger than before, yo, I have already collected an emotional coin. "

I rushed out quickly: "Why is this happening, is there a delay?"

Anyway, our experiment finally worked!But it is a little unstable, sometimes there is sometimes not, and the income is not very much. Tianjie Doll has only harvested 3 emotional coins after guarding by the computer for more than an hour, and the effect is getting worse and worse as time goes by.We decided to continue thinking about it tomorrow.

The next day when Zhao Qianqian was looking for Nezha to go to school, she handed me a thick envelope and said with a smile, "This is next year's rent. My mother asked me to give it to you."

"Oh, then I'll send you a receipt."

Zhao Qianqian said: "No need, my mother said that I can trust you." The money is also really strange, not even a dime, but a dollar, and now I am a little rich man again.

As soon as the students left, Liu Xiaoliu rushed out of the bedroom: "Xiaoqiang, help me see if anyone wants to contact me."

I turned on the computer, and the number of Liu Xiaoliu's followers increased sharply, to 72 already!

I said angrily, "Well, your follower count is growing faster than my favorites!"

Liu Xiaoliu said, "Is there anyone who wants to meet me?"

I clicked on the private message, and the majority of people were still curious, but there were also some people with bad character who started to scold us directly, saying that we came out disgusting, and none of them asked for further contact!

I deleted the text messages one by one, and muttered: "You are not close to each other, but there is a rhythm to be popular."

Liu Xiaoliu laughed at himself and said, "It seems that people are judged by appearance no matter where they are."

I quickly comforted her and said, "Don't be disappointed, how can fate be so easy to find? Your sister and the cowherd didn't find it in a day, did they?"

"The one who married the Cowherd is the Weaver Girl!"

"Oh, I must remember next time!"

"Besides, Cowherd and Weaver Girl got married on the same day."

I thought about it for a while and it really is true. After the Weaver Girl came down to earth, she went to the river to take a bath with a group of sisters. What do you think you can't do in the bath?I chose a place where otaku haunted, but the cowherd stole my clothes—you said you lost your clothes, so you lost them, and flew to the sky, Zhinu was still shy, afraid of being seen, and finally got better, and it was cheaper that night Cowherd.Might as well fly home naked.

I looked at Liu Xiaoliu, wondering if I should throw her into the suburban river too?But on second thought, even if there are cattle herders in the suburbs, who would dare to steal Liu Xiaoliu's clothes after seeing her appearance?Unless that guy is trying to steal the rhinestones from my mom's dress.

(End of this chapter)