don't mess with me

Chapter 35
"Are you really going on a blind date online?"

Liu Xiaoliu nodded.

I solemnly warned Liu Xiaoliu: "Then you should think about it, there are people who swindle money and sex. It is not unheard of to lure you to a place to rob money first and then sex."

Liu Xiaoliu spread his hands: "I don't have any."

"Eh, that's right."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Help me get it quickly."

"You have to take a picture first, would you like to let everyone see your face?"

Liu Xiaoliu said indifferently: "I was not afraid to look at it before, and I am even less afraid now." Since she is so willing to go out, I will go out on behalf of the people on the website...

I took out my phone and pointed at Liu Xiaoliu, "Come on, look here."

"Can this thing draw me?"

"Yes, soon, don't move—"

Liu Xiaoliu looked at me blankly.

"Be lively and natural."

Liu Xiaoliu grinned at me, and I stepped back subconsciously: "Let's make a scissors hand." I taught her how to do it.

Liu Xiaoliu stretched out two fingers to cover his face.

I directed her: "Yes, yes, put your hands in front of your face, um...be tighter."

Liu Xiaoliu immediately saw through my sinister intentions: "What are you looking at when you cover your face, just draw like this!" He put down his hands and poked his face over.I was so frightened that my hands shook, and Liu Xiaoliu's honor was instantly left on the screen of my mobile phone.

I called up the photo and asked her, "Are you satisfied with this one?"

On the screen, Liu Xiaoliu stood upright, his ugly face stole the limelight.

"So be it."

"Then I can pass it on."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that many people can see what you look like."

Liu Xiaoliu gritted his teeth and said, "Tell me!"

I gritted my teeth and helped Liu Xiaoliu register for an ID, and uploaded the photos. When filling out the information, I asked her: "Do you have any requirements for the man?"

Liu Xiaoliu thought for a while and said, "Don't be too old."

I said, "Don't worry about that. Anyone who wants to take care of a mistress will definitely not come to you. Are there any financial requirements? Do you want to find someone who is rich or poor?"

"Hmm..." Liu Xiaoliu pondered, "It's good that I can support me, it doesn't matter if I'm a little short, I know how to weave."

"It's the working class, so what is your declaration of love?"

Liu Xiaoliu said loudly: "You love me all your life, I will let you be a happy fairy."

"Uh, although I know you're not bragging, but there is ambiguity, let's change it."

"You help me think."

"How about finding someone to love me well? Be purer, how can there be reciprocity in love?"

"can."

After filling in the information, I clicked the mouse on the "Save" button and said, "Then I can post it? Once you post your information, others will be able to see it." My hand holding the mouse trembled a bit, as if I had pressed a nuclear weapon. button.

"Send it."

Following Liu Xiaoliu's authorization, I firmly pressed the left mouse button with my right index finger, feeling inexplicably relieved: Go to hell, men!
I swiped the page, and there was Liu Xiaoliu's information in the latest database.

Liu Xiaoliu asked me nervously: "How is it? Is anyone looking for me?"

I lazily said: "How can it be so fast, at least it will be tomorrow."

Liu Xiaoliu pushed me aside and said, "You teach me how to do it, I'll see for myself."

I pointed to "Follow 0" in the upper right corner and said, "When the circle changes, it means someone is watching you." Then I taught her how to refresh.

"Okay, you go."

I wandered into the living room, and Nezha transformed into three heads and eight arms. One of the two heads behind him was watching physics and the other was watching chemistry, and the other head was concentrating on watching TV.

I laughed and said, "Hey, don't you study today?"

The TV head said: "I can't learn English well by myself, and I'm not interested in other subjects, so I want to watch TV and learn something else."

"Well, it's good to entertain and educate."

At this moment, Liu Laoliu's phone call came in, and he asked me cautiously: "What is our Xiaoliu doing?"

I said, "We're waiting for an update on the dating site."

"what?"

I laughed and said, "You don't know the real purpose of her coming to the world this time, do you——your daughter misses spring."

Liu Laoliu said heartbrokenly: "Why is there another girl with problems? No, I absolutely don't agree with her looking for a partner in the world. Give her the phone and I'll talk to her!"

I whispered: "I think it's better for you not to provoke her, besides—do you think you can really find someone like her?"

Liu Laoliu said: "What if there is really something that doesn't open your eyes...uh, what about the unique aesthetics?"

I said earnestly, "That's right. If you want her to do something, you might be able to distract her a bit. Do you really think that something happened to her?"

Liu Laoliu said anxiously: "That's true, but I warn you, you have to watch her for me, don't let her go off!"

"Come on, how can there be such a heavy gun!"

At this time Liu Xiaoliu suddenly shouted: "Xiaoqiang, come quickly, the number has changed!"

Liu Laoliu suddenly became nervous: "You still say no?"

I took two quick steps and ran over to take a look, the attention was still 0, but there was a message coming in, click to open it: xxx dating website welcomes you to become a member of this site, I wish you a happy future...

I said to Liu Laoliu: "System message!"

"Oh." Liu Laoliu breathed a sigh of relief, "I also said, what kind of ghosts and monsters are you if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"

After I hung up Liu Laoliu's phone, my dad's phone calls came one after another.

"Why is the line busy all the time? Who are you talking to at this late hour?" My dad asked dissatisfied.

I held the phone and made a joke without saying a word—isn’t it said in the book that if you smile on the phone, the other party can “hear” it.

My dad immediately understood, smiled (I heard it too) and said, "Is it with Lula?"

"Ah."

"That's okay, I just called to tell you that we are very satisfied with Lula, you have to take care of it!"

"Okay." My tone gradually became arrogant.

"Your mother gave you 3 yuan before leaving, and forgot to tell you."

"Money? Where is it?" Pipirodin stood up from the ground and looked at the phone in my hand with concern.

"It's in the closet..." Pippi ran away.With the speed of a leopard, I left it behind and reached the closet first, and picked up the wad of money on the clothes.

"When you go out with your partner, you should spend money. Don't be picky, your mother and I can afford you." My dad continued.

"Thank you, Er Lao, for caring and caring for me."

"Don't be poor, hang up."

Pippi rolled around me and wagged its tail, I gave it a look and said, "It's useless, I will only give you dog food from now on."

The Heavenly Doll asked, "What do you want to feed it?"

"I bought a sack of rhinestones, and I will feed it as dog food every day!" I said to Tianjie Doll, "I have already solved the money problem, have you figured out your problem?"

"Is this the solution?"

"Did you just find out today that I'm a rich second generation?"

Tianjie Doll ignored my joke, and said excitedly and solemnly: "Xiaoqiang, if my method really works, we will soon become rich and wealthy!"

"You already have a solution?"

"I just don't know if my idea is right."

"Tell me now."

Tianjie Doll said: "I confess in advance that I received some joy from your parents today, although it is a drop in the bucket."

"Oh, what are you telling me about this?"

"Do you know when they are most happy?"

"do not know."

"That's when you called them and let them know you had a girlfriend!"

"Then what's the matter—" I suddenly said, "No, they were still out of town at that time!"

The Heavenly Doll said mysteriously, "Do you understand now?"

I also excitedly said: "You mean we can receive emotional coins across regions from now on?"

"With this successful precedent, it seems so."

I cheered up: "Isn't that much easier? The Palestine-Israel conflict, the Chechnya crisis, and the reelection in the United States are all money!"

The Heavenly Doll said speechlessly, "Isn't this all news from the last century?"

"Hey, it's okay for the people in the Northwest to welcome the rain. BJ hasn't had any floods this year, right?" Speaking of this, I suddenly realized that I wouldn't be needed in the future, and felt relieved for no reason... ...seems a bit lost as well.

Tianjie Doll said in a straight line: "Then why are we looking for you?"

"Uh, yeah."

The Celestial Doll said, "Have you ever thought about why you receive as much joy from attending a wedding banquet with hundreds of people as you receive when you give a speech to dozens of people?"

"why?"

"Because only the emotional effect you actively create is more obvious. Otherwise, why would we choose you as our agent? Why don't we just go to the World Cup? Hospitals, storytelling teahouses, casinos, prisons and other places are not happy, angry, sad and happy days." Into the bucket of gold?"

"Hey, that's right."

The Heavenly Doll said helplessly: "Don't be tense, just laugh if you want to."

I laughed loudly and said, "You guys can't live without Lao Tzu."

The Heavenly Doll said: "I had no experience before. I fooled you and ran around. It was inefficient and tiring. The old cow pulled a broken cart. After today's incident, I finally found a new way, which is to use modern communication equipment to collect emotional coins— —" Tianjie Doll announced in a high-profile manner, "We will change the shotgun from now on!"

(End of this chapter)