don't mess with me

Chapter 197 Goofy
After learning that there are specialties that come and go, I really wanted to ask what happened to the fine ghost and the clever bug so as to infer their strengths, but I was embarrassed...

Brother Feng knew I was coming and rushed over. I told him straight to the point: "I took these two people away."

Brother Feng said with a bitter expression: "Brother Qiang won't bring someone like you, he will leave as soon as he says it, and I'm the only two who can support the facade and are proficient in business."

I said, "I'll give you another choice." I pointed at the green lion and white elephant, "You can keep these two, but you have to take in two more. I have to tell you in advance that the other two cost 3 a month to eat. More, you can figure it out."

Brother Feng wondered: "Are you kidding? You're not a pig. Do you eat bird's nest every day?"

Bai Xiangjing carried his pear basket and stuffed pears into his mouth while asking, "What is a bird's nest?" His head was huge, and his mouth was several times larger than ordinary people. Ordinary pears were like jujubes in his mouth. He didn't chew much, and swallowed the pears one by one.

Brother Feng glanced at him and said, "Why doesn't this brother spit out the pears when he eats pears?"

Bai Xiangjing became more and more confused: "What? Does this thing have pits?" He moved his mouth, and then spit out a few pear pits, and couldn't help saying, "Ah, eating seems to be chewing slowly!"

Seeing this posture, Brother Feng pointed at the door and said, "Brother Qiang will not send you off!"

……

When I got to the door, I saw so many people and said, "Why don't we make two trips, there's no room in the car."

Jing Jinggui said: "Can't we just take a taxi and keep up with you?"

I scratched my head and said, "That's right."

The baby said: "Your brain is getting worse and worse!"

I whispered: "I'm not used to letting the monster take a taxi."

Clever Worm waved: "Here we come."

I glanced at it and said, "That's not a taxi."

At this moment, the Buick Regal with the license plate of a private car came to a stop next to us, and the driver poked his head out from inside and said, "Where are we going?"

The clever insect said: "The park."

The driver said: "Fifteen!"

The clever insect said: "We used to sit for ten yuan!"

The driver said: "Come on, come on, anyway, it's on the way, pulling one is better than emptying."

I was dumbfounded and said, "How do you know this is a black car?"

The clever bug glanced at me, and said deeply: "Life experience!"

……

In this way, I took four monsters and drove straight to People's Park in a black car.

Bai Jin'er didn't know we were coming. When we reached the entrance of the maze, Xiao Zhuanfeng saw me first, and then he looked behind me, and immediately said excitedly: "Big King! Second King!" He pounced over, then hesitated Said, "How do you and..."

I said, "The two kings of your family and I have already made peace with each other."

Xiao Zhuanfeng excitedly said: "That's great!" He suddenly lay down on the ground and said, "You two great kings, the younger one will give you one!"

Qing Shijing and Bai Xiangjing pulled him up together and said: "You don't need to be too polite." Into the eyes of the two demon kings, but the time and situation are different, this can be regarded as an old acquaintance in a foreign land.

Bai Jin'er was taken aback when she heard the news and came out to see these two monsters. I said to her, "Aren't you short of manpower? In the future, these two people will come to help you, just take care of the food." Then I added in a low voice, " It means that each person has to pay 500 yuan a day for food."

Bai Jin'er smiled and said: "Leave it, the two great kings don't think I'm of humble origin."

Qing Shijing waved his hand and said: "They are all of the same kind, so don't dislike anyone else——Before I was enlightened by the Bodhisattva, there was a bird that was good to me. It always helped me pick the meat stuck between my teeth."

Bai Jin'er said hesitantly: "Actually, I was transformed from a mouse."

Qing Shijing scratched her head and said, "I always thought you were transformed from a bird."

The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King also came out at this moment, and they were surrounded by watching the excitement when they were caught off guard by the Fine Ghost and the Clever Insect, and the two little demons also excitedly said: "Elder King and Second Great King, I want to die It's small."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao cheerfully said: "You guys are here too."

The four of them were all in suits and leather shoes, and they looked like a group of elites were about to have a business meeting.

I waved my hand and said, "Everyone, everyone is gathered together today, so let me say a few words."

The group of demons said: "You say."

I said earnestly: "Everyone present here has some special identities, and most of their previous experiences are similar. It is hard-won to be reunited here today. I will not talk about such nonsense as abandoning the dark and turning to the bright, but since we have a new plan, we have to plan well. First, although you come from different places, I hope you can get along like a family and don’t form cliques.” These monsters from all over the world are self-contained, and there are tigers and deer in small groups. The Three Immortals faction of the sheep, the Pingdingshan faction of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, the Shituoling anti-government organization of the Blue Lion and White Elephant, Bai Jin'er and Huang Fengguai all like to engage in underground activities, let's call it the Diablo type.

King Yinjiao said: "Don't worry, we've had enough fights long ago. Infighting and political conspiracy are not our monster's specialty. Which monster on the top of the mountain have you heard of fighting for promotion and salary increase?"

Huang Feng said strangely: "That's right, even if I want to catch Tang Seng, the slogan I gave to the following is to share joys and sorrows together and strive for eternal life. If it is a human society, can it work? The director eats meat, the deputy director drinks soup, and the rest is at most to get some hair and nails. of."

I clutched my stomach and said, "Don't talk about it, you have a bit of a bad taste--the second point, everyone will not call each other "big big and big king" in the future, you have to adapt to the new identity."

The Great King Yinjiao said: "That's right, I've long since despised the word Dawang, it's too stupid—" He said to the fine ghost, "From now on, I'll be called Mr. Yin."

Bai Jin'er smiled and said: "The underground labyrinth will open soon, and everyone is the founder of this project. In the future, everyone will own an original stock based on their performance. From this perspective, we are all 'bosses'."

I squatted on the ground and said, "Look at how people live, how come no one gave me the original stock?"

Bai Jin'er covered her mouth and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang naturally has some."

Yang Jian put his hands behind his back and said: "In short, just don't make trouble, or you will know the consequences!"

I said depressedly: "I've been fooling around for a long time and the atmosphere has been completely destroyed by you. Can you speak human language?" Fortunately, all the monsters know his virtue and no one cares about him.

At this time Liu Xiaoliu called me, and I answered, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xiaoliu said cautiously: "Xiaoqiang, is my cousin by your side?"

I glanced at Yang Jian and said, "Yes, what are you doing?"

Liu Xiaoliu immediately whispered: "Something serious happened!"

"Huh? What happened?"

Liu Xiaoliu sneakily said: "I was shopping with Lula today, and found out that she was secretly dating a man in private!"

I was surprised and amused and said: "What? Take it easy, how could Lula have a secret date with a man?" Yang Jian glanced at me, and the baby immediately leaned over and listened together.

"Didn't we agree to go shopping? Later, when we were shopping, she said she would take me to dinner, but there was a man waiting for her when we got there. The two of us seemed to be very close, so we must have made an appointment."

I said, "Since I brought you with me, it's not a secret date. What happened later?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I don't know, I came out and called you as soon as I saw the situation."

"What are you calling me for?"

Liu Xiaoliu asked anxiously, "Why don't you understand? What if Lula finds someone else, my cousin?"

I laughed and said, "You're mainly afraid that your cousin won't agree with you and Lin Hai?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Not all of them, Lula is a good girl, I'm afraid my cousin will regret it."

"Then why don't you call your cousin directly?"

"I dare not, and I don't know how to tell him."

Yang Jian saw that my eyes were staring at him all the time, so he couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

I said to Liu Xiaoliu, "You should tell your cousin directly." Then I handed the phone to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian answered the phone and listened to a few words, his face changed a few times, and finally he said in a deep voice: "What does it matter to me that she is dating a man?" Then he hung up the phone.

I observed his expression and said cautiously, "Aren't you curious?"

Yang Jian said angrily, "What am I curious about?"

The baby couldn't help gossiping: "Anyway, I really want to know what kind of man this man is. Lula wouldn't be able to find one as soon as he was straightened?"

I also said: "Yes, according to her previous experience, there shouldn't be many men in her social circle, right?"

The baby suddenly slapped his forehead and said: "I know!"

"What do you know?" Yang Jian and I asked in unison.

The baby said: "I'm afraid it's not my former friend——Lula is on a blind date!"

I said, "Will you?"

The baby said: "Lula can't, but Gao Danyan must be in a hurry. You think, just now I found out that my daughter almost became a lesbian, and now she is still single. Who knows if she will relapse and turn into a slut? If she doesn't act again, the girl will be smashed." No, so we hurriedly arranged a blind date."

I stroked my chin and said, "It makes sense—"

Wa Wa said again: "Judging from Xiao Liu's report, these two people have developed a good impression of each other, maybe it will be true."

Yang Jian's eyes widened, and when he realized that we were watching, he hurriedly turned his head away.

I poked him and said, "Second brother, don't you want to see what kind of partner Lula finds?"

Yang Jian still said coldly: "It has nothing to do with me."

I said: "I know it's impossible for you and Lula, but that can also check for her. There are so many unreliable men now, how do you know that the other party is not a liar? Even if you and Lula are not looking for a partner, my friend Is it finally counted? Is it true that someone saved your hand?"

Yang Jian glanced at me and said, "You say that because you want me to meet Lula?"

Wawa interjected: "You still don't know Xiaoqiang, I bet whether you go or not, he will definitely go - he just wants to see what the former lesbian is looking for now, who cares about your crap ah!"

I laughed and said, "You still know me!" I said to Yang Jian, "Waah is right, anyway, I'm going to watch the excitement, if you really don't want to go, you can take a taxi back by yourself, after Xiaoqing and Xiaobai's surrender You don't need to protect me anymore."

Yang Jian hesitated and said, "This..."

The baby urged: "Are you going or not?"

Yang Jian acted nonchalantly and said, "Then go and have a look."

I took the doll and ran away: "Hurry up, don't be too late and run away."

When I got in the car, I asked for the address first, and then drove all the way.

The place where Liu Xiaoliu and the others ate was across from a large shopping mall. As soon as I parked the car, I saw her waving at us from a distance.

I ran forward and said, "What's going on now?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I just ordered the food and haven't eaten yet. Lula and that man had a very happy chat."

"Where are you sitting?" I leaned on the glass and looked inside, only to find that Lula was sitting by the window. She was taken aback when she saw us, and then gestured to us to let us in.

"Not good! We've been discovered." I could only bite the bullet and walk in, of course I didn't forget to glance across from Lula—a young man was sitting opposite her, only in his twenties, wearing a Tight-fitting leather clothes, long hair, tied in a small braid at the back of the head.

I said dumbfounded: "It's still a punk style."

When we walked into the restaurant, Lula was whispering something to the young man, and she immediately got up from her seat and said, "What a coincidence? Let's eat together."

I whispered, "Don't bother?"

"It's okay." Lula introduced the young man to me. "This is a friend I just met—what's your name?"

The young man froze for a moment and said, "My name is Gao Fei."

Lula said, "Why are you here too?"

"Oh, casual shopping." I pretended to ask casually, "How do you know each other?"

Lula said: "He is the son of my mother's colleague, and I saw him for the first time today."

Gao Fei said, "Yes."

I tentatively said, "Aren't you on a blind date?"

Lula laughed and said, "If you're on a blind date or not, just make more friends."

Gao Fei immediately said: "That's not what my mother said. She told me that we were on a blind date, and I have to say that I have a good impression of you." The young man is handsome, with tattoos on his back. It looks like a guitar.

I asked: "Mr. Gao is engaged in music?"

Gao Fei said, "I play rock and roll."

I snorted, thinking it's no wonder it's so avant-garde.

Yang Jian asked me directly: "What is rock and roll?"

Before I could speak, Gao Fei was as excited as if he had taken drugs: "Good question! I have asked myself this question countless times, what is rock and roll? In the West, rock and roll is a drum of war to liberate the soul, and a poem for human beings to vent their emotions!" He turned a little sadly and said, "However, in China, some people still misunderstand that rock and roll is not an art for serious people. This is also related to the shallowness of some of our colleagues. They think that it is not good to sing, shout, and hysterically swear. It’s rock and roll, so Chinese rock and roll still has a long way to go.” He asked Yang Jian devoutly, “What do you think rock and roll is?”

Yang Jian said in astonishment, "I really didn't know, so I asked you."

Gao Fei laughed and said, "This big brother is really humorous." He asked Lula, "Is this your friend?"

Lula smiled and said, "You can treat him as my ex-boyfriend, it's just that I chase people and they don't like me."

Gao Fei said: "That's the senior, hello senior!" He shook Yang Jian's hand with both hands, Yang Jian ignored it and said to Lula, "Is your mother introducing you to such a dubious person?" Gao Fei was embarrassed He sat back and said, "It seems that this big brother also has a prejudice against our rock."

Yang Jian said very bluntly: "I have no prejudice against rock and roll, but I have opinions against you."

The baby said: "What qualifications do you have to say that about others, you are not Lula's father."

Lu La glared at Yang Jian and said to Gao Fei, "Don't pay attention to him, where did we talk just now?"

Gao Fei said, "I have feelings for you."

Yang Jian felt like sitting on pins and needles and said to me: "Could this be a decent person?"

Lula said: "I think you are a nice person, but I should be a few years older than you..."

Gao Fei waved his hands vigorously and said: "It's good to be older! People in our circle are all looking for older wives who can take care of others. Our life is too irregular."

Lula smiled and said, "I have an advantage in taking care of people. I was originally a nurse."

Gao Fei excitedly said: "So you are willing to continue dating with me?"

Lula said: "It's ok, I'll look through the piano score if I have nothing to do. Is this considered a common interest?"

Gao Fei said: "Awesome! I've found true love today."

The doll and I looked at each other and felt weird. It's not that I have a prejudice against rock and roll, but I think this kind of man is really not suitable for Lula.

Gao Fei continued: "But if you follow me, you have to resign. We travel around all day long. This kind of work that is fixed in one place is definitely not possible."

Lula said, "I don't care, as long as you can support me."

Gao Fei smacked his lips and said: "It's hard to say. We spend money like water when we make money in this industry. It's common to stop when we can't get a performance. You have to be mentally prepared."

Yang Jian finally couldn't help but said: "Lula, are you really looking for such a hooligan?"

I also carefully said: "Isn't your circle quite chaotic?"

Gao Fei said: "As a music maker, my personality is unavoidable. It's true that I wasn't pure before, but I have a sense of responsibility. After I get married, I try not to mess around."

Yang Jian shouted angrily: "You fart!" He yelled at Lula, "I won't let you spoil yourself like this."

Gao Fei said displeasedly, "Brother, how do you talk?"

Yang Jian said, "Shut up!"

Lula glanced at Yang Jian and said, "Why do you give me orders? I'm happy!"

Gao Fei said: "That's right, can you control the girl if she likes it? Why don't you marry her if you want to be a good man? You want to play but don't want to be responsible. When you see someone move their nest, you overturn the vinegar pot. You're not allowed ', why don't you allow it? You good men are unreliable, so why don't you allow us bad men to lean on your shoulders?"

Yang Jian exploded, "I'll destroy you first!"

Gao Fei bluffed: "Yo ho, you still want to fight with me? Are we rock and roll afraid of fighting?" He rolled up his sleeves to reveal the guitar and roses on the inside, with a look of unscrupulous teeth and claws. Lula just wanted to say Why Yang Jian had already grabbed his braid and pushed him down on the table, easily crushed a plate with his other hand, and pressed the broken pieces against Gao Fei's neck.

I knew something was going to happen when I saw it. The second brother was really angry. He is a guy with a high self-esteem who usually doesn't care about ordinary people. This is about to kill someone.

At this moment, Gao Fei suddenly raised his hands and asked for help: "Sister! Sister! You didn't say that he dared to be serious!"

Yang Jian was taken aback and said, "What do you call her?"

Lula sighed, "Just let go—he's my brother."

Yang Jian didn't believe it: "Where did you get your brother from?"

Lula said angrily, "You are allowed to have a cousin, but I am not allowed to have a cousin? He is a child of my uncle's family."

I thought it wasn't so, Gao Feigao's surname is Gao, this kid is Lula's uncle's cousin, from the beginning Liu Xiaoliu got the information wrong, these two people didn't just meet today at all, they were probably angry just now Played by Yang Jian.

Taking advantage of Yang Jian's carelessness, Gao Fei broke free from his clutches, rubbed his neck and protested: "What a hatred! Is this necessary?"

Lula laughed and said, "I forgot to tell you, this person has always had a bad temper, and what you said just now really deserves a beating!"

Gao Fei said dissatisfied, "I'm helping you."

Yang Jian said angrily, "What's going on?"

Lula asked back: "What's the matter with you? Why were my cousin and I followed after dinner?" She looked at Liu Xiaoliu and said, "You tipped the news, right?"

Liu Xiaoliu also knew that he had made a mistake, so he said in a low voice, "I also want to help you. If you give up on yourself and find someone else, you will regret it for the rest of your life."

Only then did Yang Jian suddenly say: "You guys discussed to lie to me just now?"

Lula said angrily, "I just want to see your reaction."

Gao Fei hastily defended: "My sister is the mastermind, she arranged a task for me temporarily before she saw you coming in - brother-in-law is really strong!"

Yang Jian said angrily, "Who is your brother-in-law?"

Gao Fei laughed and said, "Are you still angry with me? You said it was all fake just now, and I'm a good person! Didn't you get too into the drama just now?"

I said with emotion: "That's right, just now you were really performing with your life!"

(End of this chapter)