don't mess with me

Chapter 196
The problem of food has always been a major issue of the national economy and people's livelihood. China has basically solved food and clothing since the late 70s, which caused a lot of shock in the world at that time. We fed one fifth of the world with extremely low production technology and equipment I was born in the 80s, and in my memory, hunger has already withdrawn from the topic of people's attention...

Let's put an end to this tender nonsense—who has ever seen someone eat more than 3 yuan for a month?Middle class families can't afford it either, okay?

The only option right now is to send the Green Lion Spirit and the White Elephant Spirit to Bai Jin'er. Other than that, I can't think of anyone else who can afford these two foodies. If I didn't know that Bai Jin'er has an underground labyrinth as a backing , I dare not send her easily.

I said to Bai Xiangjing: "I will find a place for you two tomorrow, do you have a place to go at night?"

Bai Xiangjing shook his head and said, "No."

"Didn't come with me." I thought for a while, and I definitely can't let them live at home. First, they can't get along with Yang Jian and Li Jing. Second, it's really inconvenient. This kind of giant monster is too unsuitable for house keeping. For example, if a friend wants to travel far away , There are mice, cats and dogs at home and I can entrust you to take care of them for a few days. I have never seen a lion or an elephant, and I will send them to other people's homes.

Fortunately, there is a small hotel at the entrance of the community. I took two goblins, accompanied by Yang Jian, and opened a room with my ID card for them to stay temporarily.

After settling them down, I put 200 yuan in before leaving and said, "If you're hungry or thirsty, go to the small supermarket at the door to have a bite. Don't touch the drinks and instant noodles in other people's houses."

Bai Xiangjing said: "Xiaoqiang, you won't ignore us from now on, will you?"

The green lion spirit impliedly threatened: "I'm hungry but I want to eat people!"

……

After going out, I asked the baby: "Do you think they have any conspiracy this time?"

The baby shook her head and said, "I can't see it for the time being. We also got the emotional currency. If it's just to save the green lion spirit, it doesn't seem to be worth it."

I said: "What makes me most suspicious is actually nothing else, but that Bai Xiangjing is willing to give you the emotional currency first, and he only wants us to make a verbal promise. What if we don't keep our word?"

Yang Jian said disdainfully: "Who are we? How could we lie to two monsters?"

The baby smiled and said: "I'm afraid it has something to do with their birth. The blue lion and the white elephant are monsters in our eyes, but they are the mounts of the Bodhisattva after all. You think, they used to spend their days in the sound of fairy music and the chirping of the Langa bird." Yes, the people they contact are either great sages or great sages, and no one would lie to a bodhisattva, so they don't know much about intrigue."

　 　I nodded and said: "Well, these two guys are actually a bit naive." The Bodhisattvas live in the Paradise of Paradise, everyone has a big villa, their mana is boundless and they don't need wifi or social security, so no one will fool around They buy a house and buy insurance. They are really talking and laughing. There are local tyrants, and they have no ties. It is a world that entered communism in advance, so the green lions and white elephants that are pets are occasionally mischievous, and they are not very used to the world. Dangerous, from this point of view, they are much easier to deal with than the nine-tailed demon fox.

I said, "Most vixen are lonely now, shouldn't we also close the net?"

Wawa said: "It's a pity that we can't confirm her identity."

Yang Jian suddenly said: "Baby, is your emotional currency enough to send Nezha up?"

The baby said: "It's almost there."

Yang Jian said: "That's great, you will send him away tonight, let him settle the above matters in one go, and leave the following matters to me. We will work together, and the defeat of the demons is just around the corner!"

Unexpectedly, Yang Jian went back and told Nezha that Nezha just shook his head and said, "No, I can't leave now!"

Yang Jian asked in surprise, "Why?"

Li Jing interjected, "Nezha, are you worried about Qianqian?"

Nezha was preoccupied and said, "On the one hand."

Yang Jian frantically said, "You actually shy away from fighting because of a mortal woman?"

Nezha said coldly: "I shy away from the battle? Which expedition did I not serve as the vanguard officer? Even if I avoided the battle, so what? What benefits has the Heavenly Court given me?"

Li Jing hurriedly came out to smooth things over, but Yang Jian got confused, scratched his head and said, "Why does this kid react so strongly?"

……

On the second day, I was going to look for the green lion and the white elephant, but Yang Jian had to go. Before he left the house, he subconsciously glanced at Liu Xiaoliu, and found that Liu Xiaoliu was also looking at him furtively. Yang Jian coughed and said: : "Cousin, what are your plans for today?"

Liu Xiaoliu suddenly jumped up like a nest and said, "Where else can I go? Go shopping with Lula!"

Yang Jian scratched his head again and said, "People these days are very irritable..."

When I went to the front desk to check out, I was apprehensive, and I didn’t know if the two monsters were making trouble that night. The green lion spirit said that he would eat people when he was hungry. I believe it was not an empty threat. I tried my best to pretend that nothing happened. Ask the front desk clerk: "Aren't there many people here today?"

The waiter looked up blankly and said, "How do you know? There is a cleaner missing."

Yang Jianwa and I looked at each other, the waiter glanced at the duty watch and said, "Oh, I forgot, she asked for leave today."

……

When the two monsters saw me, they complained, "Why did you come here?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "I'm not talking nonsense - my elder brother has been watching Maoyan for a long time, if you don't come, he should be 'hunting'!"

　 　I was speechless: "Xiaoqing, can you restrain yourself? This is not your hunting ground! After following the Bodhisattva for so long, you don't have the quality?" This kind of wild monster is really a headache, and the big cat In a state of starvation, the eyes and ears are exceptionally clear. A skunk spirit like the Yellow Wind Monster is nothing more than farting in circles to declare territorial ownership. Aren't people just pieces of delicious meat in his eyes when a lion is hungry?

Qingshi Jing said: "The Bodhisattva said that all living beings are equal, so you can't starve me to death just to keep them alive?"

　 　"Walk around, I'll take you to eat! It's the Buddha who spoiled you by cutting meat and feeding tigers." According to legend, Buddha couldn't bear to watch tigers preying on other animals. Are you starving?I don't eat kiwi again!The Buddha thought about it, so he had to cut the meat from his body to feed the tiger. The tiger ate and left. The Buddha continued to walk forward and saw the eagle catching a pigeon and was about to eat it. The Buddha was very angry, why didn't he listen?The eagle is naturally the same as the tiger's rhetoric. The Buddha had no choice but to take out the knife again. After thinking about it, it's not a problem to get used to them all the time, so he took out a balance, so let's say, you put the pigeons Yes, I will compensate you how many catties and taels it has, and then cut the meat according to the amount until the meat on the balance is equal to the pigeon, and the eagle will leave when it is [-]% full. The famous sacrifice to feed the tiger and cut the flesh to feed the eagle.Of course, this is me guessing the Buddha's mind with a villain's heart. You can just listen to what I said so casually. The Buddha is not that kind of person...

I took them to the vegetable market. The peak of the morning market had just passed, and all the goods were still in a beautiful state. I first took Bai Xiangjing to the fruit wholesaler and told him: "Choose what you want to eat."

Bai Xiangjing first carried a box of duck pears on his shoulder, and then went to the vegetable stall next door to add some big sweet potatoes. Seeing that we were all looking at him, he explained: "The sugar is too much to eat..."

Standing on the stall of the butcher shop, Qing Shijing was dizzy, like an old bachelor who had been a vegetarian all his life and went to Dongguan.I said speechlessly, "You are the one to pick."

Qingshi Jing tried to calm down and said: "I'll see which one is fresh." He lifted a cow leg, and when everyone was caught off guard, he stuck out his tongue and licked it...

The meat stall owner gave up after seeing it: "You must buy this leg!"

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Out of the vegetable market, Bai Xiangjing threw pear baskets into his mouth one by one like eating buns. After getting into the car, Qingshijing couldn't hold back his cow legs, and Yang Jian moved aside in disgust. Liao Nuo said: "Don't eat here!" I hurriedly said: "Yes, dirty the car again!" Splashing my car full of blood, let Lin Hai see who I'm going to reason with?
Qing Shijing smiled and said, "I've been prepared!" He took out a huge plastic cloth from his pocket and spread it on his lap. I thought he would continue to take out knives and forks, but he took out another Bring out a lighter...

I was stunned and said, "Are you going to bake it until it's half ripe before eating it?"

Qing Shijing said: "I will burn the hair on the top." He lit the whole beef leg with a lighter and started to chew...

We drove with the car windows open, exuding a strong smell of burnt hair. The passers-by behind us covered their noses and reminded me: "Idiot, did the engine kill the mouse?"

I didn't go directly to Bai Jin'er's, but went to Brother Feng's teahouse first, Bai Jin'er's is in urgent need of manpower, I thought I can't just cause trouble for people, I have to prepare sweet dates before I slap, fine ghosts and clever insects They are two able-bodied generals, both of whom came and went as poor children, and they are already familiar with the set in the society.

　 　As soon as I entered the Fengge teahouse, two young men in mandarin jackets came up to greet me enthusiastically. The fine ghost and the clever worm knew I was coming and hurriedly followed. I pointed to the green lion and the white elephant and said to them: "I will introduce you two friends... ..." Before I could speak, Li Chong said enthusiastically: "I know, I know, aren't these the King Qing and King Bai from Shituoling? I've seen them before." People, they may not have met before, but they are all NPCs on the way of Tang Seng to learn the scriptures, so they are considered half of the same group, but they are not high-level.

The Qingshi Jing had already gnawed the beef leg until there were only bones left, and being promoted here, he immediately handed the bone forward triumphantly: "I reward you."

Li Lichong smiled and said: "King Xie Qing, the little one can't eat raw food anymore." As he said that, he exchanged glances with Jing Jinggui, clearly disdainful, he and Qing Shijing were poor and polite, but they didn't expect the other party to treat him Being a character is simply a stick that doesn't know the current affairs.

When I saw this situation, I felt a little bit drummed in my heart. Fine Ghost and Clever Worm are now the managers of the teahouse. I am afraid that they may not be willing to let them go back to serve the original boss.It is said that from time to time, human feelings will fade before money and power, so this monster is even more unreliable?

I hesitated and said, "I have something to discuss with you two."

Jing Jinggui said: "Brother Qiang, tell me."

"Well... your big brother needs manpower now, are you willing to go there? It's the labyrinth world that was opened some time ago." I said in advance, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to."

Clever Worm said happily: "Of course we are willing! If we weren't afraid of your paranoia, we would have run away by ourselves."

I said, "How much do you earn here? Don't go there and lower your standard of living."

Jing Jing waved his hands and said, "We are a huge profiteering industry, who can compare with us?"

The clever insect said: "What salary are you talking about—let's go talk to Brother Feng and leave."

I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, it seems that there is true love among the demons.

I asked, "Are they coming or going?"

Jing Jinggui said: "He followed the third brother to Yunnan to buy tea. Now he is the backbone of our technology."

I wondered, "Does he understand tea?"

The fine ghost said: "Before it came and went, it was a wild dog. Its nose is sharper than anyone else. You don't need to drink four or five kinds of tea mixed in a cup of tea. You can tell it just by picking up your nose."

(End of this chapter)