don't mess with me

Chapter 19

After a day of eating and drinking, my sense of happiness is unprecedentedly high——why didn’t I think of this trick before?
I returned to the community in the middle of the afternoon, and the community was already full of cars. I drove around twice but couldn’t find a parking space, and the outside of the community was also full. The nearest parking place had to be one stop away. outside.

"This shit is telling me to stop on the roof!" I muttered.

Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "You find a place where no one can see, and I will find a way."

I drove the car at the back of the buildings, there is a blind spot here, and the Celestial Doll said: "Get out of the car."

I looked around and said, "You can't park here, it's blocking the road."

"Hurry up, people will be too late when they come."

I got out of the car, and the Celestial Doll said, "Look at someone."

"You...what are you going to do?"

I looked around nervously, it was dinner time, and there was no communication for a while, and when I turned back, my car had disappeared without a trace!

"Ouch!" I yelled, "Where's my car?"

The Celestial Doll said: "On the ground."

When I looked down, I saw a paper car the size of a palm parked at my feet.

"Damn it, can it be restored in the future?"

"Of course I can. Although I don't know how to burn a car, I still have the ability to change it back to its original shape. You don't have to worry about parking in the future."

I quickly took the paper car in my hand, feeling filled with emotion: This is the dream function of how many people who own a car!
I trotted back home, put the car on the table and asked the Celestial Doll, "How did you do it, is there a spell or something?"

The Celestial Doll said: "No."

"Then why can't you and I can't?"

"Because Lao Yan and I are almost the same kind of people. If he is a programmer, I am a computer repairer. Although I don't know how to program, I can barely repair it when I get a blue screen."

"Then you teach me too."

"You can't learn it even if you teach it."

"Isn't it just pressing F8 to kill and kill viruses in safe mode? Why can't I learn it?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Let's put it this way, if we are human beings, you can at most be considered a mealworm. Have you ever seen a mealworm that can kill computer viruses?"

I'm speechless……

Tianjie Doll concluded: "Intelligence is flawed!"

I said displeasedly: "The breadworm is going to code, you can play by yourself!"

After Sadako made steamed stuffed buns with pickled cabbage and vermicelli, I have nothing to write about, and I will pack leek boxes for Xiaoqiang No.

After a long while, Tianjie Doll protested on the sofa in the living room: "It's been half an hour, and you've just written a chapter without a name!"

I said angrily, "Don't worry about it, I'm just thinking about it."

The Heavenly Doll said, "Want to hear my opinion?"

"In no mood!"

Three seconds later, I took the Tianjie doll to the study room, and said in a friendly way: "The stones from other mountains can be used to make jade. If you have any childish ideas, just tell me, I won't laugh at you."

"Tch, I didn't think of the female Taoist priest for you. Don't you think of a female Taoist priest?"

"Uh... go ahead."

Tianjie Doll sat in front of the computer, and her three-line face seemed to be moving again: "The life circle of the male protagonist is too small now, and it seems blunt for the female Taoist priest to come to the door. A small life circle means less conflicts." , you have to try your best to let Sadako interact with the people around the protagonist."

"Didn't you watch the movie?"

"It's not enough to just watch movies at home, you have to go out! The vast world can do a lot!"

"How about organizing an outdoor barbecue?"

"It's not that I'm talking about you, you're just so promising! Going abroad, Europe, America, North Pole, Xinmatai, and the last time I went to domestic scenic spots, such as Lijiang Jiuzhaigou, diaosi also have the right to pursue happiness, let's say it's the protagonist company Organized, and it advocates bringing family members. The whole company knows that the protagonist has a wife, so this conflict will arise?"

I wondered, "And then?"

The heavenly doll said solemnly: "Sadako is your wife, you haven't had a married life yet, have you?"

"what?"

The Tianjie doll said firmly: "You have to fuck her! According to what you wrote, she is a beautiful girl once her hair is combed, and a lonely man and a widow cook something to eat every day. Haven't your readers said that you are a pervert?"

"Huh? But... Sadako is a female ghost."

"Damn it, the title of your book says that your wife is Sadako, but in the end you think she is a female ghost. Why are you worthless than Xu Xian?"

"Is it not good for funny novels to make these people sleep and sleep?"

"What's wrong with funny novels, which novels have you seen written to 40 and haven't been knocked down yet?"

I murmured, "Why do you have the same prejudice against us as Zhu Meifang?"

The Heavenly Doll said solemnly: "I must get her! If I don't, I'll be sorry to the readers!"

"How?"

"Isn't it an opportunity to go out and play? The two of us spent a long night in the hotel, and the bed is spacious..."

"Won't there be no sense of mystery once you get on it?"

"Only when you get into sex can you have a sense of mystery. The bed is the real beginning of a man and a woman's relationship. Before going to bed, they are tense. After sex, they relax their vigilance. All problems are revealed, and then they can be called life."

"Ahem, you are very familiar with theories."

"Joke, how many years have I been in the world."

"Then there will be no female Taoist priests?"

"Come on, there is nothing to worry about after sleeping. When the two of them were visiting Shaolin Temple, they met a female Taoist priest with good cultivation. Zhong, from now on you will be entangled with the protagonist, this is a serious test of your relationship with Sadako."

"Wait... wait! After we came back from Northern Europe, we went directly to the Shaolin Temple, and then met a female Taoist priest in the Shaolin Temple?"

"God's turn?"

I took out the lighter: "If you ruin our business again, I will fight you hard!"

……

That night I wrote in an update in "My Wife Is Sadako" that Xiaoqiang No. [-] organized a trip, and Xiaoqiang No. [-], as the backbone of the business, had to go. Asking him to bring his family, Xiaoqiang No. [-] had no choice but to bring Sadako along with him. That night in the hotel room, Xiaoqiang No. [-] looked at the beautiful Sadako and was at a loss...

As I write this and end it quickly, I have a hunch - my subscription will definitely increase!

The Heavenly Doll smiled and said, "You can teach a child."

I pretended to be stern and said, "Just kill me."

The Celestial Doll said: "Food and sex, old Confucius is sometimes reliable when he says something. Ninety-nine percent of the classics have descriptions of sensuality. Doesn't the Bible rely on Adam and Eve to pull it off?" subscription?"

I was speechless: "What kind of doll are you? Why do I feel like you are trapped in a doll like an old bachelor who has been beaten all his life?" When I think of the old bachelor, the figure of Liu Laoliu automatically appears in my mind. If Liu Laoliu spoke to me with his immature voice, I couldn't help shivering.

Tianjie Doll said: "Cut, this is the true temperament."

I said: "Go to sleep, can you tell me in advance what kind of moth you will have tomorrow?"

"How do you know what's going to happen tomorrow?"

I lay side by side with the Celestial Doll in the dark. Although it didn't speak, I could clearly feel that there was someone beside me. This feeling was amazing.

……

Early this morning, I heard the voice of Tianjie Doll: "Xiaoqiang has woken up, the sun is drying his ass."

I stood still and decided to continue pretending to be asleep.

The voice of Tianjie Doll: "All the songs of "Legend of the Phoenix", prepare to sing! The boundless sky is mine..."

I got up straight away: "Say it straight, what do you want today?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said cheerfully, "I'll give you a good job today!"

"Say!"

"I decided to experience all the joys, anger, sorrows on one person today, isn't it difficult?"

"What... what do you mean?"

"That's the day you want to get all your emotions out of him."

"Is it okay for me to spend 50 yuan to invite an extra actor to perform for you at the gate of the film studio?"

"Of course not, don't lie to yourself anymore."

I threw my pillow and shouted, "You are way too much than a few days ago. Am I going to stand guard at the gate of the lottery station and kill the whole family of the guy who won 500 million?"

"Hey, I believe in your strength, you have a whole day."

I sat cross-legged on the head of the bed and said, "Forget about being happy, what do you want me to do when you're sad? Didn't you say it's good not to harm others? Besides—even if you do harm to others, you can't just harm one person, right?"

The Celestial Doll tutted: "Just say you don't have much creativity, and you can get these emotions without harming others. What you have to do is to guide and inspire. Of course I have a reason for doing this—from a If you collect all five emotions on your body, the emotional coins will be doubled. If you want to do well, it’s no worse than eating dinner every day!"

"Really?" I then said in distress, "Guide? Inspire? You still want me to harm people!"

The Tianjie doll said impatiently: "Oh, if you hurt someone, you can hurt someone. What harm can there be if you cry? Why do women live longer than men? Crying often will detoxify."

"Are you making scientific claims?"

"Is it scientific for me to sing "Legend of the Phoenix" to you every day?"

"Do you have to do this?"

"Necessary! And you have to complete the task today. This is the same as your update. If you ask for leave today, you will make up for it tomorrow. As a result, your character will be exhausted every day. Let me tell you clearly. If you don't make up these five Such emotions can't be made up for ten dinners.

I said in horror, "Why is that?"

"Because I have immunity, all I have received these days are emotional coins transformed from joy, and of course the effect will not be good now." If you let me go, I will not go anyway-this phenomenon has aroused people's vigilance, and now people have to open the red envelopes to see when they are handed over!
The Celestial Doll said loudly: "Don't think about it, go do it! Do you know what the motto of many great people is the same - do it now!"

I murmured: "If I wasn't afraid that the toilet would be blocked, I would flush you away now!"

After tidying up and going out, I asked the Celestial Doll, "Can anyone do?"

"Yes, anyone will do."

When I passed by the second floor, I found that Zhao Qianqian had just left the house and was walking slowly down the stairs. I patted her behind and said, "Little girl, are you going to school?" Zhao Qianqian followed me to her house for dinner Classes resumed the next day. Naturally, her teachers and classmates would not know about her affairs. She asked for sick leave.

Zhao Qianqian hummed casually, looking preoccupied, I passed her and hurried downstairs, Zhao Qianqian suddenly whispered: "Xiaoqiang, can I ask you something."

"What's the matter?" The little girl was in a normal mood for the past few days. Obviously, what happened that day had no effect on her, but she didn't seem very happy today.

Zhao Qianqian signaled me not to speak, and said in a low voice, "Let's go out and talk."

When we got downstairs, Zhao Qianqian said to me hesitantly: "Xiaoqiang, can you meet our teacher for my mother?"

I glanced upstairs and said, "Is your mother busy today?"

"No...my mother can't let this matter know. "

"Isn't your father here?"

"Don't let him know!"

After a moment of surprise, I smiled and said, "You have been called a parent, right?"

"Ah."

"Why?"

"It's still early, how about this, let me treat you to soy milk and fried dough sticks, let's talk while eating."

"That's why you want to bribe me. You wait for me at the gate of the community, and I'll come right away."

Since I was a child, I hated the teacher calling her parents the most. As soon as I heard that Zhao Qianqian was in trouble, I first biased towards the little girl subjectively.

(End of this chapter)