don't mess with me

Chapter 18 Wedding
I looked around furtively and said, "Is this not good?"

"Hurry up! Do you still want to earn emotional coins?"

I couldn't help it, so I went into the small shop next to the hotel, and sure enough there were red envelopes sold here. I bought a red envelope for [-] yuan, and the Tianjie Doll reminded me: "The empty one feels different from the stuffed one."

"Then what should I pretend?" I peeked at the wallet, and there were only two red tickets in it. If I put it in, I would have to drink the Northwest Wind. Wouldn't the effect of these two be the same as if I didn't put it in?
"Pack newspapers, you idiot!"

"Pretend..." I whispered, "I've never done this before!"

"I'll teach you."

"what should I do?"

"The program is very complicated, listen up - buy a newspaper and put it in!"

"and then?"

"And then there's no more."

"It's that simple?"

"This is called simplifying, hurry up!"

With a blushing face, I picked up a daily newspaper from the newspaper rack. After a few gestures, I felt that it was too thin, so I picked up a copy of "Sports Weekly". I saw that there was a free recruitment yellow page next to the newspaper. Another stack.

The Celestial Doll reminded me again: "Don't let people touch the round edge of the newspaper."

"What should I do?"

"Cut it out and put it on."

I embarrassedly asked the store owner: "Is there a paper cutter?"

Taking the paper knife, I cut the newspapers into piles according to the size of 100 yuan and put them in the red envelopes. Seeing the store owner looking at me with a half-smile, I said with a sneer, "I'm just kidding my friend."

The shop owner immediately assured me with the tone of years of underground party workers: "Don't worry, I've never seen you!"

With a newspaper in a red envelope, I tiptoed into Wang Aiqiang and Li Jing’s place, sweating in my palms—this was the first time I did such a thing, and I suddenly thought of a word: this is called heart. Ghost?
I stood from a distance and observed for a while, and found that others were handing over red envelopes directly, and the owner would not open them to see them on the spot, so I was relieved. The bride and groom stood at the entrance of the hall to welcome the guests.

The Heavenly Doll encouraged me and said, "Go!"

"I... I'm still a little timid!"

"You have to dawdle a little longer to attract attention!"

Only then did I try my best to put on a smiling face and walked over quickly, and waved to the bride and groom from afar: "Hey, you couple!"

The groom and the bride were stunned at the same time, looking at their lover's face hesitantly, both thought they were friends of the other party.

I stepped forward and grabbed the groom's hand and said, "Young man, he's quite handsome."

The groom quickly apologized with a smile: "Thank you very much."

I threw him away and hugged the bride, complaining: "If Zhang Wei hadn't told me that I didn't even know you were married, we wouldn't have seen each other for six or seven years, right?"

The bride said in a daze: "Six or seven years...you have to have it."

I reluctantly let go of this beauty in a low-cut wedding dress: "You guys are busy, I will go in by myself."

Tianjie Doll said: "Aren't you very quick to get into the drama?"

When I arrived at the door, I put the bulging red envelope on the ceremony table and left. I was grabbed by an old man wearing a flower on his chest. I thought I was not good and wanted to run away. The old man secretly pulled me away. He weighed the red envelope and asked lovingly, "Are you Xiaojing's high school classmate?"

"Uh...yes." It turned out that it was the red envelope taiko that attracted people's attention, but it was still inexperienced. In fact, the daily newspaper was enough.

"No wonder it looks familiar." The old man enthusiastically wrote me as "Leader" at the desk of the classmate, and told the few people who were already sitting there: "You old classmates, catch up on the old days."

I was completely relieved when the old man left, how dangerous the journey was!That is to say, Brother Xiaoqiang, I am wise and courageous, and I can take it out. I stuffed newspapers in red envelopes at weddings. Have you heard of this but have you done it yourself?But fortunately, I pushed it all to Zhang Wei-who in this life doesn't know Zhang Wei?
Tianjie Doll smiled and said: "Actually, you are quite talented in this line of work. If you don't blush or beat your heart, you won't take advantage of the bride."

I put my hand in my pocket and said, "I'm afraid it's not as good as you." The details determine success or failure, if it didn't remind me to cut the round edge, I might have been ruined.I asked it, "When can we go?"

The Celestial Doll said: "Wait until the ceremony is over."

The few people at the table looked at me for a long time, and the dark-faced young man closest to me hesitated, "Are we... classmates?"

After being baptized by the war, I now deal with these small scenes with ease: "Yes, you are Li Jing's classmate after the class, right? I used to be."

The black face was confused: "Li Jing has never been divided into classes, hasn't she always studied literature?"

I said casually: "Then I am not in your class, then I will learn the junior three, do you still have any impression?"

Then the black face came to a sudden: "It seems to be there, are you an accordion player?" He gave me a cigarette, "What's the name?"

"Zhen Qiang, what about you?"

"Zhang Wei."

"Hehehe." I thought about your unlucky name!

After a while, the ceremony officially started. It was always the same old routine. The bride and groom told their love history, kissed in public, and toasted collectively. ——It really has seafood!During the period, Zhang Wei also toasted me twice. After eating and drinking, I asked the Celestial Doll, "Can I go?"

Tianjie Doll seemed not very emotional: "Let's go."

I got up and said goodbye to my "classmates". Li Jing's father saw me and walked me to the door.

After leaving the hotel entrance, I looked back cautiously, fearing that Li Jing and Wang Aiqiang would come chasing after me in their well-dressed clothes. After turning around a block, I was completely relieved and complained, "Can you not ask me for this kind of thing in the future? After all, Long Aotian is big, and there are more than 1 people eagerly waiting for me to go back and update. Today, I have to catch people's face in the circle of writers, and their status is not as high as that of traditional writers!"

Tianjie Doll sighed and said, "Obviously I found the most festive one, but I still don't collect much happiness."

"How much?"

"It's not enough for 20 emotional coins."

"so little?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Nowadays people's marriage is too utilitarian. The first few families are either rich or expensive, but even the bride and groom themselves are not happy, let alone happy."

I suddenly worried: "You sucked away all the happiness from others, won't they be affected?"

"Of course not. People have joy, anger and sorrow. To put it bluntly, it's the same as shitting and peeing. How does it affect you if I take away the things you don't want?"

I said quietly: "We are actually two extra-large dung beetles?"

"You're extra-large, I'm not."

The two of us walked forward dejectedly, when the Tianjie doll suddenly said: "Wait, I'm so happy!"

I asked in a daze, "Where is it?"

"nearby!"

I looked around, this is a remote path, there are no decent hotels except for a few hairdressers and electrical repairs, which means that it is impossible for anyone to get married here, I walked a few steps forward, and the Celestial Doll said loudly :"right here!"

I looked up and couldn’t help laughing—there is no hotel here, but there is a small restaurant with a low facade and seven or eight tables. It will be very lively. There are about three NO. Most of the people were wearing orange sanitation overalls, and there was a couple of newlyweds in the restaurant who were holding a wedding ceremony.

The groom looked to be in his 50s, his face was 65% darker than Zhang Wei's, and he was wearing a cheap suit. The bride looked to be in her forties, and she didn't wear a wedding dress except for a big flower on her chest. At this moment, he greeted the guests hospitablely.The restaurant owner hurriedly brought some home-cooked dishes to the table, and everyone had the brightest smiles on their faces.

I wondered: "What's the situation?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "This place is the most festive, let's go in!"

"Still wrapping newspapers?"

"If you are not afraid of being dismembered!"

I thought so too, looking at the "uniforms" these people wore, after my body was dismembered, it was estimated that I could be sent to various garbage disposal stations in the city within half an hour, and there is a specialization in the art, if you want to put me together as a special seal The troops have to rest!
I said anxiously: "Then what should I do?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I don't care, besides, you and the bride are classmates."

"Damn it, how many levels does she have to keep? I might as well say that I am the groom's illegitimate child."

"Go in quickly, or it will be too late!"

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walked into the restaurant. The boss hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, the shop is taken over today, can you change it?"

I said, "Can I just find a corner and eat a bowl of noodles?"

The boss wondered: "But there is no place for you to stay."

I had no choice but to come to the groom and tell the truth: "Brother, brother, I want to be happy with you, so the 200 yuan is just a gift, do you think it's okay?"

The groom was stunned for a moment, and then said cheerfully: "Everyone who comes is a guest, you can sit wherever you want, and you can't ask for the money!"

We talked for a while, and the bride also chimed in: "Brother, if you continue to do this, you will look down on us, please sit down."

My heart became hot, and I sat down next to a group of sanitation workers. There was wine and food on the table. The worker stood up and said, "Everybody has a master of ceremonies when they get married. Today, brother, I will pretend to be the host for you. We can't miss the procedures that those young people have."

Everyone booed for a while, and the old worker stood in the narrow place and said loudly: "First of all, I invite the bride and groom to recall their love history."

The groom blushed and said honestly: "What memories do you have, don't you all know about us?"

Everyone booed and said, "That has to be said."

The groom murmured: "Then let me tell you, Meili and I are actually bastards looking at mung beans—they got it right."

The bride pinched him shyly and said, "Can you change it to something nicer?" People burst into laughter.

There was a lot of laughter, but the people at the banquet were feeling emotional, saying that it was not easy for the two of them to get together. I heard them chatting and found out that the groom's name was Wei Damin, and the bride's name was Han Meili. Wei Damin set up a stall on the street to sell fruit. Han Meili is a sanitation worker. They both came to this city from the countryside to work. Because of their poor family background, there is no one for them. It has been five years since they met and now they have been in love for five years. Now they finally save money and live in the suburbs. I bought a 50-square-meter house, which is considered a sweet home. In order to save money, the two lived frugally, sometimes eating only one meal a day.

Han Meili choked up and said: "Only I know how good Damin is to me. I eat the instant noodles in the bubble bag. He puts the soup away in a thermos pot. It takes a day to consume it. It is my blessing that I can marry him. "

The Heavenly Doll said excitedly, "It's really romantic."

I pursed my lips and said, "This is a life-and-death game. Even if you are poor, you can still afford two bags of instant noodles, right?"

The Celestial Doll said angrily, "Bah, you know nothing."

Wei Damin scratched his head and said, "Actually, it's not just soup, sometimes you can buy steamed buns when you can't stand it anymore."

The old worker patted Wei Damin heavily on the shoulder: "You have to treat Meili well in the future, otherwise we won't be able to forgive you."

Someone shouted from below: "Yes, beauty is the goddess of our team!"

People laughed, and in the laughter, the honest bride and groom awkwardly kissed each other.

The Tianjie doll said excitedly: "Wow, there is a lot of joy, 23 ten... there are already fifty emotional coins!"

Once again, I sincerely wished the bride and groom, and I stepped out of the small restaurant.The Celestial Doll said, "Do you have any special feelings?"

I slowly said: "Well, every time more dogs are slaughtered in righteousness, it seems that real happiness has nothing to do with money. The rich family may not be happy, and ordinary people also have ordinary people's love. For happiness, it is true that sincerity is true—you Taught me a lesson today."

Tianjie Doll said: "Actually, I just want to remind you—your pants are unzippered."

"..." I said it was chilly!Damn it's been there since I left the house in the morning, and I spend the whole day with the door wide open.

(End of this chapter)