don't mess with me

Chapter 172
A new day has begun, and everyone starts to line up to go to the toilet, wash their faces and brush their teeth in an orderly manner. Nezha got ready early, put on his school uniform and carried his schoolbag, and was about to go out when Li Jing grabbed him and said, "Wait until you leave!"

Nezha wondered, "What are you waiting for?"

"Just wait." Li Jing said while lying on the window sill and looking down, Nezha said impatiently, "What are you waiting for?"

At this time, Zhao Qianqian appeared downstairs with her schoolbag on her back, and Li Jing patted Nezha on the shoulder: "Go now!"

We are speechless, this father is really possible!

Nezha also immediately understood the "deep meaning" of his father, smiled at Li Jing and ran downstairs quickly.

I didn't even bother to put on my shoes, so I pulled on my slippers and ran after me. As soon as I reached the second floor, I heard the doll say behind me: "How much gossip do you have to do? You don't even wear shoes to watch the excitement!"

When I looked back, I saw that she was neatly dressed, and I couldn't help laughing and said, "You don't gossip - you got up first today to watch the excitement, right?"

The two of us quietly lurked behind Nezha, and saw him catch up to Zhao Qianqian, walking side by side with her naturally, Zhao Qianqian felt someone was beside her, and turned her head to look and couldn't help but froze.

A pair of teenagers looked at each other, neither of them said a word.

The doll patted me and said, "Sparks spark!"

"Hush—" She and I stood behind Nezha pretending to be nonchalant.

I heard Zhao Qianqian try her best to put on a normal look and said, "When did you... come back?"

"yesterday."

"Heh, you didn't say hello when you left?"

"I left in a hurry, I didn't have time to tell you, didn't I come back?"

"Tch, what good will it do me for you to come back, I have to make up lessons for you."

After a few words, the two became acquainted again, talking and laughing as they walked towards the school.

At this moment, a Mercedes-Benz stopped beside the two of them, and Duan Shihong poked his head out from the back seat and said, "Qianqian, I'm going to be late, get in the car and let's go!"

I frowned and said, "The spoiler is here."

Zhao Qianqian looked into the car and said, "Can you sit down?"

Duan Shihong glanced at Nezha in displeasure and said, "Why are you back again - you can't sit down, you can only sit one more person." In his car, there were still two bodyguards sitting one behind the other, not on purpose explain.

Zhao Qianqian wondered: "Forget it, let's go quickly."

Duan Shihong said: "You come up, let him run a few steps."

Nezha smiled and said, "Why don't we squeeze together?"

Duan Shihong spread his hands and said, "Are you kidding, how do you squeeze four people?"

Nezha didn't care what he said, opened the car door, bumped Duan Shihong with his waist and buttocks sitting in the middle, and said, "It's just crowded like this."

The bodyguard next to him was holding the doorknob, but when Nezha bumped into Duan Shihong, Duan Shihong was covered by another bodyguard. The man in black was pushed out of the car door unexpectedly, and rolled somersaults on the concrete floor.

Nezha stretched out his hand to Zhao Qianqian and said, "Come quickly."

"You!" Duan Shihong was about to get angry, but Zhao Qianqian giggled when she saw this interesting scene, she grabbed Nezha's hand and got into the car, Duan Shihong had no choice but to swallow his anger.

"Then what should I do?" shouted the bodyguard who was squeezed out of the door.

"Take two steps." Nezha waved his hand at him, and said to the driver, "Hurry up, we're going to be late."

The driver looked at Duan Shihong, and Duan Shihong said depressedly: "Let's go."

So the Mercedes-Benz drove in front, and the bodyguard Fei Libaha ran behind. Wawa and I couldn't help laughing, and Wawa said: "Nezha's personality has indeed changed."

I laughed and said, "This kid has really well-developed waist and abdominal muscles!"

Waowa stretched her waist and said, "To watch such a good show, it's really not in vain to get up early!"

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Another very important thing for us today is to receive the emotional coins from Zhu Meifang and Pei Wei. These two people are destined to meet each other, and they met Yuelao again. The only difference is the last step.

Every day after get off work at noon, Zhu Meifang would come to Pei Wei's place for a short gathering. We arrived at the "Tian Ruo You Qing" dating agency before Zhu Meifang got off work according to Yuelao's reminder.

When Pei Wei saw us coming, he gave us a warm welcome. He pointed to Yuelao and whispered to me: "Since your second uncle called me, almost no repeat customers have been contacted by him."

I scratched my head, "What does that mean?"

"It's a good thing!" Pei Wei said, "If there are no repeat customers, it means that it's all done or almost done. Your second uncle can really fool you!"

I said in my heart that you don't even know when you're in trouble—by marrying Roller Ball to Pei Wei, I don't know whether it's helping this guy or hurting him.

After chatting with Pei Wei for a while, he went to sort out the information. Yuelao pulled us aside and said, "Are you planning to 'close the net' today?"

"Well, it takes money to send the Four Heavenly Kings, how about it, is it not troublesome?"

Yue Lao said: "Give them a little more time and they can do it themselves, but it doesn't matter if we push behind."

I said, "What do we need to do? Buy a bunch of flowers for Pei Wei?"

Yue Lao waved his hand and said, "Zhu Meifang is not interested in Pei Wei because he is romantic."

I asked, "What is that?"

"You have to analyze it from the time they first met. Why did Pei Wei impress Zhu Meifang? He was on the sports team at that time, so he ran fast."

I wondered: "Why do women like fast men?"

Yuelao said: "This starts with the worship of strength. You know that human beings used to be matrilineal clans. Why? Because women can pick wild fruits during the period of extremely difficult living conditions, and they are better than men in sewing and mending. It was the biggest problem at the time, but since humans used more tools and had hunting activities, the advantages of women were gradually replaced by men. At that time, a strong man who was good at running and hunting was the star of the whole clan commune, and all women Everyone admires him, this is the original power worship, and later on, the natural physical advantages of men are gradually replaced by wealth and social status, but the nature of women has always existed, which is why little girls who are not familiar with the world like The truth about a boy who can fight..."

I was confused: "You mean that Zhu Meifang is as traditional as a Zhoukoudian savage? That's why she fell in love with Pei Wei?"

Yue Lao said: "There is this factor!"

I said with emotion: "I thought it would be enough for you matchmakers to boast and confuse black and white. Unexpectedly, you have to be proficient in archaeology."

The Heavenly Doll said: "After talking for a long time, what should we do?"

Yue Lao said: "You have to let Pei Wei run around again in front of Zhu Meifang, to show the strength of the year, and to find the feeling of the past."

I said, "Can Pei Wei still run?"

Yue Lao said: "As far as I know, Pei Wei still insists on exercising every day."

The baby said: "It's difficult, we can't let Pei Wei kick up and have fun as soon as he sees Zhu Meifang, isn't this crazy?"

Yue Lao said: "Think of a way."

I said: "What way?"

Yue Lao said: "Women like a healthy opposite sex is actually a lack of security in the subconscious, so let's make Zhu Meifang feel this lack of security first, and then let Pei Wei appear to solve the problem, and she can still fall in love with him without giving up. Pei Wei?"

"You... explain clearly."

Yuelaoyi clapped his hands and said, "The easiest way is, let's find a thief to steal Zhu Meifang's bag, and ask Pei Wei to chase it back for her!"

"Oh, you're finally willing to speak human language. I thought you were going crazy!"

Yuelao blushed and said, "Modern terminology is indeed learned now, but I used to deduce the problem scientifically as well."

Tianjie Doll said: "But where can we find this bag thief?"

I looked at the baby, and the baby looked at me, and then we focused our attention on Yang Jian...

Yang Jian was facing outwards and was distracted. At this time, the hairs behind his ears stood up, and he jumped on the spot and said, "Don't even think about it! Why is it me again? Last time I robbed someone of a bouquet of flowers ! In your eyes, I, Erlangshen, is not a thieves?"

I chuckled and said, "Second brother, did you hear what we said?" I spread my hands and said, "But there is no way, you are the only one who runs fast here!"

Yang Jian said, "I'll call Lu Dongbin and bring you here."

Yue Lao said: "It's too late, Zhu Meifang will be off work in a few minutes, this matter can't be delayed, what if they do it themselves?"

Yang Jian thought for a while, then suddenly grabbed a life-saving straw and said, "By the way, Pei Wei and Zhu Meifang both know me, so you won't let me be exposed, right?"

"Don't worry, I've prepared for it!" I took out two children's masks from the car, "Do you want Zhu Bajie or Big Big Wolf?" I really prepared this thing for Yang Jian, his three eyes are inconvenient, He has to wear a helmet or headband when he goes out. I prepared these two masks for him with a hole in his forehead.

Yang Jian stepped back and said in horror: "You want me to wear this bag to snatch women?"

I put one hand on his shoulder, and said with a firm face: "For the sake of heaven! Only the second brother was wronged once - you can't let us down, the baby just praised you for seeing the big picture yesterday."

Yue Lao said: "Hurry up, Zhu Meifang should already be on her way."

Yang Jian had no choice but to pick up a Zhu Bajie mask and put it on his face, then went back to the car and changed into a shirt.

Yuelao told him: "As soon as you meet Zhu Meifang, grab her bag, and we will ask Pei Wei to chase you. You can't really be caught, and of course you can't really run away. You have to wait for the right time to keep the bag." The servants escaped..."

Yang Jian said speechlessly: "I know, I know!"

At this time, Yue Lao pointed to the opposite side of the road and said, "Zhu Meifang has appeared!"

Zhu Meifang dressed up very carefully today, wearing a small jacket that can highlight her waist as much as possible, carrying a women's satchel in her hand, she came down from her QQ and walked here with a happy face. It's a bit round and smooth, it seems that women in love really look good.

Yang Jian gritted his teeth, rushed over to grab Zhu Meifang's satchel and ran away, Zhu Meifang was completely stunned, and before she could react, I had already shouted to Pei Wei in the room: "Zhu Meifang's bag was robbed Already!"

Pei Wei chased me in the direction of my finger without saying a word. Zhu Meifang was so angry and anxious that she opened the car door and was about to drive after her. I quickly stopped her and said, "Don't chase, it's dangerous!"

Yang Jian and Pei Wei, one in front of the other, both of them have long legs, they swung away and ran like in a cartoon, only a phantom circle remained, and they jumped out of our sight in an instant.

Wa Wa worried: "Yang Jian won't be able to outrun Pei Wei, right?"

Zhu Meifang anxiously said on the spot: "You tell Pei Wei to stop chasing him, what if that person has a murder weapon?"

Regardless of the tense atmosphere at the time, I said with ulterior motives: "Pei Wei looks so handsome when he runs!"

(End of this chapter)