don't mess with me

Chapter 171 My Reader

I watched Ao Guang leave, and my heart was filled with emotion. I knew that although the old man was a bit stubborn, he was not bad. It may not be the old man’s fault that Ao Bing’s character was wrong. In the eyes of the Dragon King, ordinary humans are indeed similar to ants. , Ao Bing likes to harm creatures, in Ao Guang's view, it's nothing more than mischievous children who like to dig out bird nests and pour water into ant holes. I believe the old man will change this attitude in the future.

Ao Guang left, leaving behind a pickup truck, and I asked everyone, "Which of you can drive?"

Mo Liqing said: "I will, I will, now I take Feifei to and from school every day."

I laughed and said: "Su Moyu has been hurting my daughter for a long time and asked you to drive Feifei." Mo Liqing's book is probably not fake, it's because he doesn't even have an ID card...

Mo Lihai looked at his three brothers who suddenly walked up to me and said, "Xiaoqiang, we have something to discuss with you."

"what's up?"

Mo Lihai said: "Since the second child's sword has also been taken back, I think it's time for us to go back. Although we can't do much when we go back, but now Nezha is also in the lower realm, and the heavenly court is vacant. Let's go back and cheer. It's good too."

Mo Lishou said: "And it will take up to 400 emotional coins to send us back. It's not difficult for you and the doll to get together."

Mo Lihong said: "Yes, we have high quality and low price, and high cost performance!"

I was a little surprised and said, "Are you going too?"

Mo Lihai said: "It's not a problem to stay in the world and watch the door for others, although we will also guard the door after we go back."

I said, "Have you all discussed it?"

Mo Lihai nodded.

I asked Tianjie Doll: "Now we have a total of more than 300 emotional coins, right?"

Wawa said: "It's almost enough to take another business with Yuelao."

Mo Liqing suddenly said: "Brother...why didn't I hear you guys talking about going back?"

Mo Lihai said: "You are with Su Moyu every day, and we can't see you. Are you okay?"

Mo Liqing hesitated for a moment, then murmured: "No..."

I saw through his thoughts at a glance: "Are you reluctant to part with Su Moyu and Feifei?"

Mo Liqing said without hesitation: "It's mainly Feifei."

Mo Lihai said: "What is there to be reluctant about? Anyway, you will have to go back sooner or later. With Su Moyu being so rich, why can't he hire better bodyguards than you?"

Mo Lishou said: "We are just fakes that are not useful. Do you really think that Su Moyu can't do without us? She just wants to return us a favor. I'm embarrassed to waste it like this." But they are not stupid.

Mo Liqing reluctantly said: "Then... let's go."

I said: "I will notify you when the doll and I have collected enough emotional coins."

After everything was over, Lu Dongbin followed the Four Heavenly Kings to find the Three Immortals. When we returned, there were only five of us left in the car. Yang Jian was analyzing the possibility that the old nurse was a vixen, while Li Jing and his son sat together, silent.

The doll kept observing the situation of the father and son through the rearview mirror, and the atmosphere in the car was a bit awkward.

Finally, Li Jing couldn't bear his temper anymore. He turned his head to look at Nezha, and said in an evasive tone, "Nezha, are you still unable to let go of what happened back then?"

Nezha was silent for a while, then suddenly said lightly: "Ao Guang came to the door and you blamed me. I don't blame you. After all, I was the one who caused the trouble first, but Dad, there is one thing I just don't understand. Why did you not treat me as soon as I was born?" like me?"

The baby whispered to me: "Nezha was born as a big meat ball, and Li Jing split Nezha with a sword before he came out."

Li Jing was really unable to answer this question. At this time, Yang Jian said casually: "You are born with such a weird look, who knows if you are a monster? We are all decent gods. If I were your father, I would kill you too." !"

I hurriedly interrupted: "Hey hey, how can you persuade me to fight like this?"

Nezha said quietly, "But Rouqiu is also your son."

Li Jing was still speechless, Nezha looked out the window and said indifferently: "Father, don't think too much, you are my father, can I really settle accounts with you?"

Since then, no one has spoken again, and we just went home coldly.

I found Nezha's schoolbag and school uniform and handed it to him, "You're going to school again tomorrow, remember your name?"

"Li Xiaozha?"

"By the way, what's more, you know what to say after seeing Zhao Qianqian?"

"How to say?"

"It's just that you went back to your hometown to go through some formalities a while ago, but you didn't bother to say hello to her because you were short on time. Miss Ren is very upset that you left without saying goodbye."

"Oh, I know."

I asked Yuelao again: "Second uncle, do you have any final payment that you can receive recently? The four heavenly kings are only three melons and two dates away if they want to return to the heaven." I thought about it, and it is still very difficult to send the four heavenly kings back. It is necessary, Nezha will definitely be in chaos when he comes down, these four brothers still have a certain influence after all, it is more valuable to let them go back than to be here.

Yue Lao said: "If you're really in a hurry, you can only make Pei Wei and that Zhu Meifang's idea. These two people are almost due to success and owe the last fire."

"Well, I'll do it tomorrow."

Lying on the bed at night, I sighed with Tianjie Doll: "Unexpectedly, after so many years, Nezha still has resentment towards Li Jing."

Wa Wa said: "I expected this, and it's normal. I just wonder why his temper changed again after he went up and down. He used to hold back, but this time he seemed to show a lot when he came down."

I said, "But he didn't kill Ao Bing in the end, did he?"

The baby said: "That's because Ao Bing's words touched Nezha's mind. Didn't you say - 'So you also have a bastard Laozi', this sentence was not for Li Jing, it was him I have a heart, otherwise, with Nezha's temperament, Ao Bing can let him go with a few nonsense that penetrates life? This child is a ruthless character who made a scene in the East China Sea at the age of eight, and he is very good at grudges. It's okay to be ambiguous, he is more cruel to himself than others."

I nodded and said: "This is more in line with the actual situation. Nezha is in the rebellious stage at this age. There is no reason why he was so brave and ruthless when he was eight years old. Can't stop?"

The baby said: "In the past, the war was very tight. Li Jing was the marshal and he was the vanguard officer. If their father and son quarreled, the Heavenly Court would be defeated. Now that Li Jing is not in his position, Nezha doesn't have to worry about the overall situation. In the past, Yang Jian and Liu Lao Liu were also inseparable. of?"

I said, "However, Yang Jian can at least save face with Liu Laoliu now, and he didn't take advantage of the fire."

The baby said: "That's because Yang Jian doesn't bother to do this. If Liu Lao Liu is still the high-ranking Jade Emperor, do you think Yang Jian will give him a good face? In fact, there are still differences between Yang Jian and Liu Lao Liu and Nezha and Li Jing. .”

"What's the difference?"

"Yang Jian is the kind of three-good student with a sense of justice. He used to beg for mercy at Liu Laoliu because he couldn't sit back and watch the heavenly court be touched by the demons. In short, it was for the tribe; while Nezha simply didn't want to lose the battle, and the third prince didn't want to eat it." This is why I don't fight with Li Jing, although Yang Jian is very annoying, but I have to admit that he has a better view of the overall situation than Nezha."

I smiled and said, "You are very good at analyzing people now."

"Tch, these guys are great gods in front of them, who hasn't cried behind them? Didn't gods also used to be humans?"

I smiled and said, "Since you are so good at analysis, please analyze another matter for me."

"Do you want me to help you analyze the mental journey of the six-eared macaque?"

I disdainfully said: "Then there is nothing to analyze, it is nothing more than the story of the twin brothers who worked hard day and night as a single person in their entrepreneurial days, and were finally promoted to department managers because of their outstanding performance, and the boss kicked the second child out of the game .”

Tianjie Doll was stunned for a moment and said: "Oh, you have summed it up well! Then what do you want me to analyze for you?"

"I don't know what to write in the back of my novel..."

"I haven't watched it for a long time, how far has it developed now?"

"Didn't the conflict between the female Taoist priest and Sadako have become public? These two women fight every day. One loses a talisman, the other recites a mantra, and fights from the toilet to the balcony. The most distressing thing for the protagonist is to clean up the two. human hair..."

The baby said: "Don't female Taoist priests have helmets? Let Zhenzi take care of it."

"No, the point of the problem is not to tidy up your hair."

"what is that?"

"How do these two women deal with it? Their main conflict is no longer a matter of the positions of the devil and the Tao, it is two women who are robbing a man!"

"Then who does Xiaoqiang No. [-] like?"

"Huh? In Zhang Wuji's words, he and Sadako have an unforgettable love, but the problem is that he still has an inexplicable ambiguous relationship with the female Taoist priest!"

The baby laughed and said, "Then I'll take them all, other people's books usually take a dozen or so, and you only take two, that's not too much!"

I waved my hands vigorously: "No, no, I promised Zhu Meifang that my book will not contain harems or stallions, and besides, I have a cleanliness in this matter - I can only have sex with one woman!" I feel that since I am writing a funny novel , then the ending should be a comedy. Some people may think that a man marrying two wives is a comedy, but I don’t think so. First of all, in terms of physical structure, a man who marries two wives is harder than a man who marries one wife, like Zhang Wuji That kind of profound inner strength can barely bear it. Can Wei Xiaobao survive 45 if he recruits seven at once?Of course, the author doesn’t need to explain these details, but from a spiritual perspective, a woman’s possessiveness is very scary. Although Sadako is Japanese, she probably can’t accept sharing a man with other women, let alone a female priest. Yes, she has a very strong personality and a little bit of Yang Jian's sense of justice. As a woman and a Taoist priest, she would not allow the existence of Zhenzi.

The baby said: "Then only one can die."

I shouted: "You can't kill the heroine! This is a big taboo in online novels, so what's the point of dying? The most important thing is that I don't want to die at all."

"Then... let the female Taoist priest fall in love with someone else?"

"The more you talk, the more unprofessional. Sending girls out is another big taboo. In the eyes of readers, female Taoist priests are the taboo of Xiaoqiang No. [-]. Even if you abandon her all the time, it is better than pushing her to others!"

"Who are your readers? Are you so hypocritical?"

I think so too. Although my book is relatively small, my readers are all urban hermits who understand righteousness, have a strong sense of justice, are kind and cheerful, but pretend to be inconspicuous. They are the main successors of high-end civilization and the richest. The epitome of creativity!
Thinking of this, I said sternly: "Yes, I underestimated my readers." Then I said even more sternly, "But you can't send girls out!"

The Celestial Doll shrugged: "I really can't help you with this."

(End of this chapter)