don't mess with me

Chapter 166 Showdown
Let me just say, as the male protagonist, there are not too few beauties around me, Niu Xiaoyu, Zhao Qianqian, and Tianjie Doll are barely counted. If you don’t like beautiful and flowery, I still have Liu Xiaoliu Strange thing, why have I never seen Lula pay attention to her, let alone her female companion, so there is something else hidden.

I spread my hands and said, "You said you're okay pretending to be gay? By the way, is this your excuse for rejecting me?"

Lula smiled wryly: "No, I always thought I was, who knows what happened in the end."

"Can you still misunderstand this kind of thing? Then have you ever... Have you ever had that kind of experience?"

"What experience?" Lula suddenly asked, "Are you talking about the emotional experience with women?"

"You can be male or female, have you ever been?"

Lula said shyly, "None."

I sighed and said, "That's no wonder. To put it bluntly, you have never been touched by a man or a woman. In fact, if you have this kind of experience, you will immediately know whether you are a lesbian." I said in amazement, " You have never been in love even once in Dalian?"

Lula nodded.

"...What the hell do you think?"

Lula said slowly, "Do you know my family background?"

"I know, what does that have to do with it?"

"Yes!" Lula said, "As you can imagine, my father is not at home all year round, and there is only one strong mother who claims to be an education expert. I have not had an easy life since I was a child."

"Then you can't pretend that you don't like men!" I have a bitter heart for Lula's pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Although I treat her like that, I think I should at least be the best candidate for her love enlightenment. Seeing that I have been pretending to be a couple for so long, but in the end my instincts are aroused by other men...

Lula said: "Listen to me, under my mother's control, I seldom made friends since I was a child. At that age, I don't need my mother to strictly guard me and I will give up first. So when I was in junior high school I didn’t think about that at all when I was a teenager—you’ve had teenage germs, haven’t you? I haven’t.”

I nodded subconsciously. With the method and strength of Gao Guangyan, if I were her son, I would be in despair, and the most important thing is that Lula seems to be a student brought out by Gao Guangyan himself. All the male students in the school had to be discovered by Gao Guangyan. Under this high-pressure policy, Lula began to change psychologically—let’s call it “pseudo-bending syndrome”...

I said, "What about after you go to university? After all, you go to a foreign university, right?"

Lula said: "At that time, I already thought that I was not interested in men, but I can't just tell others about this kind of thing. If I tell the girls in the same dormitory, they shouldn't guard me like a wolf?"

Well, this is the legacy of the "pseudo-bend syndrome".

I sympathized and said: "You have worked hard. This is like a wolfhound that grew up with a duck. It thought it was a duck. When it comes to estrus, it naturally thinks that it should find a duck for the rest of its life..."

Lula coughed.

I hurriedly said, "Go ahead."

"Ever since I thought I was a duck—hey, what a duck, ever since I thought I was that, I've had a sense of resistance to men, but the woman I like has never appeared, I thought homosexuality It was like this until I met Yang Jian..."

"Finally, I've come to the point. What exactly does he arouse your instinct? What do you like about him?"

"Yang Jian is very MAN, isn't he?"

I scratched the corner of my mouth and looked at the ceiling and said, "This...maybe a bit." I can't say whether Yang Jian is MAN or not, at least he is handsome and vigorous, exuding male hormones all over his body, and ancient heroes like him are rare now. Now it's popular to be obscene and playful...

Lula said: "I have never been in contact with any man before. The first time I met Yang Jian, I was shocked by him, and I realized that men can be like this." When Lula first met Yang Jian, the three-eyed monster One arm was bleeding stinkingly, and he was optimistic that he was about to recover. It was Lula who saved his right hand. It turned out that hitting a swollen face to pretend to be fat is really effective. When I was young, I also The girl I like has caught a wasp, maybe she shouldn't have worn three layers of gloves. The most important thing is that the outermost glove belongs to that girl.

Lula continued: "Later, when I was with him, I was always attracted to him consciously or unconsciously. I wanted to talk to him more, and I wanted to see him when I had nothing to do. I couldn't help but suddenly think of him, until one day I finally understood—— —I might be in love with him, I can’t say what that feeling is, and I’m not sure.”

I said, "Do you sometimes have fantasies, hoping that he will do something to you, such as hugging you and kissing you, or even..."

Lula said angrily: "I hate it, let me analyze the symptoms with you, is this love?"

I shyly said: "If you have the thoughts I mentioned, you are a nurse. You should understand that patients should not hide their illness from the doctor."

Lula blushed and nodded.

I clapped my hands: "It's over, late."

Lula was surprised: "Then what should we do?"

"What should I do, isn't it good?"

"But why did Yang Jian treat me lukewarm?" Lu La paused, "No, it should be said that he was hot and cold, just like that day..."

I wondered: "He, the situation is very special."

Lula said cautiously: "It's not that he's not interested in women, is he?"

It’s not that Yang Jian is not interested in women, he is not interested in mortals, but through Lula’s narration, Yang Jian seems to treat her pretty well, and I remembered what Doll said, if Yang Jian didn’t care about Lula at all, he wouldn’t say such cruel words .

I waved my hand and said, "That's not true, but anyway, he has his difficulties."

Lula said: "I feel that he is very mysterious and always erratic. Can you tell me about his situation? His family, background, and previous experiences."

"This... I can't explain it clearly, but there is indeed a difficulty between you, you should let it be." I knew very well in my heart that it was impossible for Yang Jian to find a mortal woman to marry. I can only get vaccinated in advance.I joked on purpose, "Teaching a man how to fish is worse than giving him a fish. Fortunately, you have been straightened. There are plenty of men, so you will have more opportunities in the future."

Lula snorted and said, "I'll ask him myself! I wasn't afraid before, and I'm even less afraid now."

I shook my head and said, "Let's eat, this is between you two." I asked Nezha, "Can you understand what we are saying?"

Nezha said blankly, "I don't quite understand."

"It's right if you don't understand, let's eat."

I asked Lula: "Did you come to me today just to tell me this and get information about Yang Jian?"

Lula said: "There is still a very important matter for you to do."

"You said."

"My mother and father now think that you are their son-in-law in the future. If it was before, I don't care, but now I think you have to give them an explanation. I can't be with others secretly in the future, okay?"

I wondered: "How do I explain this? Just say we broke up?"

"No!" Lula said decisively, "My dad knows that you and Yang Jian are good friends. I kicked you and hooked up with him. What kind of person do I become in my dad's eyes? The most important thing is that my mom treats you well." Satisfied, at least you have a serious job, but can she accept Yang Jian?"

I hesitantly said, "You think far enough, what do you mean?"

"Tell the truth." Lula said, "I want to use your mouth to explain my real situation to the second elder."

I wondered, "Is this necessary?"

"Yes, do you think, if my mother knew that I was gay, how troubled would it be?"

I laughed and said, "Does your mother know you're pretending to be gay?"

"So you have to tell me."

"Are you still talking about it?"

"It's just to make her worry. When she thinks that her daughter almost found someone who can have children by herself, how can she not relax the policy? Even if I find a beggar, she won't dare not agree?"

I was dumbfounded and said: "Insidious, you are too insidious!"

Nezha said while eating sullenly, "Tall, really tall!"

Lula smiled and said, "Then do you agree or not?"

I said weakly: "Do I have any choice? When are you going to let your mother know?"

"My mother is off today..."

I nodded: "Yeah, it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day."

……

After dinner, I followed Lula to the door of her house. Lula pulled me and said, "I thought about it, it's better to talk about this kind of thing when I'm not there. How about this, you go in alone first. I'll show up again when it's cleared up."

I struggled and said, "What if your mother would rather you find someone who can have children by yourself? Or what if your mother insists that you marry me?"

Lula ignored me at all, and after knocking hard on the door for me a few times, she dragged Nezha and fled.

"It's Xiaoqiang?" Gao Guangyan opened the door to see me, quite surprised, she said, "Lula isn't at home, why isn't she with you?"

"Mr. Gao... I'm here to find you."

"Oh, come in." Gao Dingyan let me into the house. Sure enough, Gao Dingyan was the only one in the house. Old Lu probably went to study animals again.

Gao Bingyan poured me a glass of water, and said kindly, "Are you looking for me for something?"

"This... Teacher Gao..."

"Let's call Auntie first, what's the teacher called?" Gao Bingyan was quite kind at home, his eyes suddenly filled with a smile when he saw me, and my heart skipped a beat. The word "first" is used very delicately, what about after ?Of course it was Mom, the old lady probably thought I was here to formally propose marriage, right?

I twisted awkwardly on the stool and said, "I just want to chat with you."

Gao stared and sat opposite me and asked, "Does it have anything to do with Lula?"

I thought this is not nonsense?Could it be that I came to talk to you about Gorky!
I nodded and said, "Forget it."

Gao stared and said reservedly: "What are you going to say?" This is to show the majesty of the mother-in-law.

I thought about it for a long time and didn't know where to start. Leng Ding asked, "What do you think of homosexuality?"

Gao stared suddenly and said: "Oh, you want to discuss social issues with me--the homosexuals, I think we should give them some respect, as long as they don't hinder others, love is sometimes gender-neutral, in short, you can't discriminate. I'm not old fashioned, this is understandable." Extermination is too good at pretending!
I pretended to be excited and said: "Great, I didn't expect you to be so eclectic, I thought you would have to scold and shameless."

Gao stared in confusion and said, "Why, do you have such a friend by your side?"

I said, "Then if you really think so, I will tell you the truth!"

I clearly saw her eyelids twitch, and said in a panic, "What's the truth?"

"Your daughter Lula, she's gay!"

Gao stared in surprise and said: "Are you kidding, haven't you already..."

"Fake! We have been acting to deceive you from the beginning to the end."

Gao stared and said in a trembling voice: "Xiaoqiang, you can't joke around, did you quarrel?"

I waved my hand and said, "Think about it carefully, did Lula basically not associate with male classmates since she was a child?"

"Isn't this... a good thing? What's the matter with a girl whose family is in full swing with everyone? This is what I warned her since she was a child." The root cause of the disease was finally found.

I burst into tears and said: "You are wrong. She didn't listen to you, but she was not interested in the opposite sex at all. Do you think, how can a child not be noisy when he reaches puberty? Even if it doesn't appear on the surface, an old man like you Can the teacher not see it? But think about it, is Lula always calm? Is this normal for a young girl?"

"Lula has been sensible since she was a child, and besides, I have been strict with her..." Gao Gingyan lowered his voice as he spoke, probably feeling that something was wrong.

"It has nothing to do with being sensible. No matter how strict you are, Juliet lives in the castle. Didn't Romeo go across the house to see her? Besides, can you still watch her when she goes to college? How many people don't look for someone when she goes to college? Is it necessary to spend until 24? I am not handsome, and my family has no money, and we can't see each other for a month, so you don't think there is a problem with our success?"

Gao stared blankly for a while, then suddenly his eyes turned red and he said, "How could such a thing happen to our family?"

"Didn't you say you don't discriminate against homosexuals?"

Gao stared and broke down: "Then I can't let her bring a girl in, right? I still want to hug my grandson!"

I sighed and said, "You are also at fault for this matter. How could she dare to look at her male classmates if she managed it like this since she was a child? Wouldn't she be perverted if she keeps suppressing her?"

Gao stared and said dejectedly: "I'm not doing it for her own good, because I'm afraid she will suffer?"

"Yes, now she can't suffer anymore, mainly because there are no one willing to take advantage of her."

Gao Dingyan slumped on the stool and said, "What can I do..."

Seeing that it was about time for a turnaround, I purposely said, "Fortunately, I have a piece of good news."

"What good news?"

I put on a show and said, "Although Lula and I are fake, but I have a friend who is quite close to Lula's eyes. This must be a coincidence."

Gao stared in frustration and said, "What kind of good news is this?"

I emphasized emphatically: "My friend is a man!"

After all, Gao Bingyan is teaching Chinese, and he is quite sensitive to words. Now he finally heard the word "male" in the conversation with me, and he grabbed my hand excitedly and said, "Is there such a thing?"

"Well, it's strange to say that Lula fell in love with my friend immediately, and she said it herself, this is the first time she has made her feel for a man in so many years."

"What does your friend do?"

"Unemployed, sitting at home for the time being."

Gao stared subconsciously and said: "That's not okay, you have not worked at such an age, are you a decent person?"

I said, "People are definitely not bad people, but whether they have a job or not really has nothing to do with Lula. People may not be willing to find Lula."

Gao Bingyan suddenly said vigilantly: "Didn't you just make a trick to let me get into it? Afraid that I won't agree with Lula looking for your friend?" Old Gao's mind was quite fast.

"Is it necessary to lie to you? We are not engaged and have not received a certificate. Even if we break up, it is normal. Do we need to make up such a twisted excuse?"

Gao stared and said, "Anyway, I have to think carefully about this kind of jobless."

I impliedly threatened: "Then you should think about it. I checked from the book. Lula's current state is very dangerous. She can be interested in men, which shows that there is still a faint hope. Don't force her to repeat the same mistakes." To put it bluntly, her current sexual orientation is a bit vacillating. To put it bluntly, it is a man and a woman. If you push her, she will simply take the man off the shelf. Then you really can’t hug your grandson. !"

Gao Bingyan was taken aback by what I said, and said in a panic, "Okay, I will agree!"

"'Even if' doesn't work, you have to be beaten to death, you have to agree or not, it's not about buying and selling, first think about what you want from your son-in-law?"

Gao stared, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "No requirement, as long as it's a man!"

(End of this chapter)