don't mess with me

Chapter 165

Nezha's hair has grown a lot longer than before, and his skin is not as fair as before. Obviously, he suffered a lot this time when he went back.

Everyone was still quite shocked by his arrival. The battle in the sky was at its height, but the three main generals all fell to the ground.

Li Jing said: "Nezha, that Black God..."

Nezha was the first to say: "I've already been severely injured by me—" Seeing our solemn faces, he smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, everyone, the situation above is better than you think."

Li Jing half-believingly said: "That's good."

Nezha said to me: "Brother Qiang, you have to find a way to send me up again. I promise you will never let the demons take advantage of it this time. If everything goes well, the war will end soon."

I nodded and asked Celestial Doll, "How many emotional coins do we have now?"

Wawa said: "It's less than three hundred. If Yuelao goes well, it shouldn't be difficult to get it together within two months."

Li Jing said: "Two months? Tianting can't live without a coach for two months."

Nezha waved his hand and said, "It's okay, two months on the ground is nothing more than ten days in the sky, so there shouldn't be any trouble in such a short period of time."

I whispered to the baby: "Do you think what he said is true or reassuring??"

Wa Wa shook her head and said, "I can't see it, but I feel that Nezha seems to be more cheerful than before."

I said: "It seems that what he said is true." In the past, Nezha was depressed because of the tight war in the heavens. Naturally, he couldn't be happy when he was young and shouldered such a big responsibility, but now Nezha seems to be full again. The vitality that young people should have.

Everyone sighed for the reunion, but at the same time they were a little apprehensive.Li Jing patted Nezha on the shoulder and said, "Come with me."

He led Nezha to the balcony and said solemnly, "Nezha, I have a question to ask you. This matter has troubled my father for a long time."

I scratched my head and said, "Why do people like to talk on the balcony recently?"

Everyone knows that the father and son have been entangled in grievances and resentments for many years. Although they seem to be reconciled on the surface, they still have a grudge against each other, so they all pricked up their ears.

Nezha said, "Please tell me."

Li Jing stopped talking a few times, and finally murmured: "Do you like the girl downstairs? Because my father wanted to make the decision for you to make this marriage, but I was afraid that you would change your mind at the last minute. This makes me very embarrassed." Ah." Everyone was overwhelmed. We thought it was a big deal, but it turned out to be this. From this, it can be seen that Li Jing is really concerned about Nezha's affairs. He doesn't care about such a big mess in the sky. When we meet, we talk about marriage first. About the daughter-in-law.

"Girl downstairs, you mean..."

Li Jing said: "Zhao Qianqian, you forgot her so quickly—it seems that you don't like her very much." Li Jing suddenly pointed downstairs, "Isn't that so?"

It will be time to go to school again, Zhao Qianqian walked out of the building lightly, flicking her ponytail behind her back, full of youthful posture, she turned her head inadvertently, but she didn't find anyone looking at her.

Nezha watched Zhao Qianqian condescendingly with his hands behind his back, and remained silent for a long time.

Li Jing said anxiously: "You are talking, do you like it or not?"

Nezha said naturally, "I like it, of course I like it."

Li Jing was startled and said: "It's good if you like it, I also said that it would be difficult for you to go down to the lower realm and almost gave up." He glared at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, you can mistake me!"

Me: "..." I didn't expect Nezha to admit that he likes Zhao Qianqian so quickly this time.

Li Jing said to Nezha: "Then you have to be careful of a kid named Duan Shihong, this kid is plotting against Qianqian, look, look, it's coming again!"

Duan Shihong showed up in the community on time and went to school with Zhao Qianqian.

Nezha glanced at Duan Shihong, and said hesitantly, "No hurry." He turned to me and said, "Brother Qiang entrusted you with something, I still want to go back to school, I found that what I learned here is very useful in the sky. , especially after learning the Qiankun circle."

I wondered: "This matter, I'll find a way." Nezha walked away quietly last time and I was scolded by Gao Guangyan. It's a good arrangement, it's not easy for Nezha to go back.

Yang Jian said displeased: "Third Prince, is it inappropriate to only think about girls at this time?"

Nezha asked, "What do you mean?"

Yang Jian said: "To be honest, do you go to school for Zhao Qianqian or to learn things? Haven't you already practiced your circle of heaven and earth? Do you think girls are more important or wars are more important?"

Li Jing smiled and said, "It's all important, it's all important."

Liu Xiaoliu suddenly said: "Hey, cousin, what you said is not right. According to you, you don't object to Nezha looking for ordinary people. Why can't I?"

Yang Jian paused and said, "He's a man!"

Liu Xiaoliu confronted him tit for tat: "Then what do you mean you can also find ordinary people?"

Yang Jian snorted and said, "It's a joke!"

I interrupted: "I can prove this. Nezha did become stronger after learning modern knowledge—Second Brother, don't you have three eyes?" I asked Tianjie Doll, "Three eyes can be developed using modern technology. What new attribute?"

The baby said: "He suddenly took off his hat to scare others, does it count?"

I:"……"

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With the arrival of Nezha, our strength has been greatly increased. It seems that the situation in the heavens is gradually becoming clearer, but the situation on the ground is developing towards a more complicated situation. If nothing else, the final battle of this battle will be The strength of the two rear areas, the emotional currency is particularly important at this stage. We have an extra general on our side, and the demons have the Kyushu tripod. From the perspective of the scene, the other party still wants to take advantage.

That day we were studying the countermeasures against white elephants and blue lions, I suddenly received a call, I glanced at Yang Jian, and hid in the next room.

The call was from Lula.

"Hey, what's the matter?" I asked directly.

Lula said, "Can I treat you to a meal?"

"Take me to dinner... Your mother is urging us to get married again?"

"Let's talk in detail after we come out. If it's convenient, you can come alone, okay?" You couldn't hear anything unusual from Lula's tone, but it was obvious that he was not in a high mood.

"Then... well." I hung up the phone and muttered, "I'm invited again, what's wrong with people lately?"

I told everyone: "I have something to go out."

Wa Wa and Yang Jian said together: "I will accompany you."

I quickly waved my hand and said, "No one needs it." Lula must have a private matter with me, and the baby is inconvenient to show up now, and Yang Jian can't let him go.

Nezha said, "I'll go with Brother Qiang."

"Well, you can only accompany me."

At the hotel, Lula saw that I brought Nezha to the banquet and didn't pay much attention, so he said casually, "Your cousin is back again?"

I said to Nezha, "Lula, remember?"

Nezha smiled and said, "Hello, Sister Lu."

Lula handed me the menu and said, "Order what you want."

I threw the menu aside and said, "You should say something first, oops, I'm so anxious."

Lula twirled the cup in his hand, and said in a trance, "Xiaoqiang, something really happened this time!"

When I thought that this big event must be more serious than Gao Guangyan's forced marriage, I couldn't help asking: "Did your mother find out your secret?"

Lula said, "It's bigger than this."

I took a deep breath: "Your father discovered that there are new species on the earth?" I vaguely felt that it had something to do with Yang Jian. It was more serious than being glared at by Gao and finding out that his daughter was a lesbian. It could only be that Lao Lu knew about Yang Jian. true identity...

Lula gave me a look and said, "Can you stop kidding me?"

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What's the matter?"

Lula was silent for a moment, gritted her teeth and said with great determination: "I...I found that I started to like men!"

"Damn it!" I almost smashed the tablecloth into a world map. The shocking effect of this incident is definitely stronger than the Kyushu tripod!Lala fell in love with a man, this kind of thing that people like to hear happened to me!

Then I felt something was wrong for no reason—she couldn't fall in love with me, did she?According to Gao Bingyan's introduction, her daughter has always kept herself clean and her relationship history is blank. Of course, I also believe this is true, and the opposite sex who has the most intersection with Lula is undoubtedly me!

Seeing my sudden change of face, Lula sighed, "Don't be afraid, it's not you."

I pressed the position of my heart and said, "You scared me to death, who is that?" Then I subconsciously said, "It's Yang Jian?" The mysterious person in Lula's body is easy to judge—the person who has the second most contact with her The opposite sex is Yang Jian.

Lula nodded with difficulty...

While I felt lucky, I was also somewhat dissatisfied: "Why, why do you like him?" Pulling straight, this should be the best honor for a man to prove his charm?How can I be inferior to Yang Jian?Why do many female friends completely lose interest and confidence in men after contacting me, woo woo woo.

Lula said cautiously: "I don't know either. It's hard to tell if you like someone. Maybe it's his special smell?"

"On him? A special smell?" I said, "It's true that Yang Jianjian smells like a dog." That's not good for a giant dog like Xiaotian dog. When the weather is hot, it smells like a dog. monster...

Lula said helplessly: "Be serious, I'm still waiting for you to analyze the reason for me."

I nodded: "Well, seriously!" I also soon realized that the dog smell was not the root cause - the Xiaotian dog stayed with me longer than with its owner.

I said: "Then let's start to analyze - homosexuality should not be able to change in a short while, right? Fundamentally speaking, it is a kind of psychological and physical variation, no matter how beautiful the opposite sex is in the eyes of homosexuals It should be about the same as a pile of shit, right?"

Lula stared at me for a moment and smiled, "That's right."

"Don't look at me like that! I'm here to help you."

"Okay, you continue to analyze."

"Where did I just say that? Oh, shit. If you're really gay, you should be completely immune to the opposite sex. Don't you think that when you see a pile of shit that looks so artistic, you'll have the idea of ​​going up there and tasting it?"

At this time, the waiter came over and asked us, "What would you like to eat?"

Lula covered her mouth and said, "Let's talk later!"

I laughed and said, "It's not rough, I'm done analyzing it."

Lula said: "You're right, I've also secretly studied books on this topic, and I think homosexuality is innate, not a modern phenomenon, nor is it a fashionable disease born of the times, homosexuality has been recorded since ancient times. "

"What does the book say?"

"There are a lot of complicated theories about sociality and psychology, but the symptoms are similar to what you said, that is, you are not interested in the opposite sex, just like you are not interested in men."

I spread my hands and said, "Then what's the matter with you?" I suddenly said in surprise, "You can't be bisexual, right?"

Lula leaned closer to me and whispered, "I see other women like shit now!"

I was dumbfounded.

Lula continued in a low voice, "There's only one explanation for my situation—I'm not gay at all!"

I buried my head on the table and said, "Bingo is right, this is the end of his mother's life."

(End of this chapter)