don't mess with me

Chapter 161 Three Kings

I think it should be—oh, that one, if this one sneaks up on that one, how will we fight in the future?It seems that all the Bodhisattvas are tall, rich and handsome. They like to keep some pets in their spare time, especially big ones. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has a Ti Ting, Samantabhadra has an elephant, and Manjusri has two lions. Thanks to these large animals It is not good to keep in groups. If any Bodhisattva also raises 101 Dalmatians, Monkey King, it will be difficult for him to die.When we were in college, there was a buddy in the dormitory who loved to raise termites, one nest after another, and the termite nest in the glass case was as scary as some kind of disease. To this kind of person, I can only say... Fortunately, I didn’t let him He became a bodhisattva.

Lu Dongbin wondered, "I'm very surprised why they came here in the middle of the night to release the lions and tigers."

Li Jing said: "And you even drove along on purpose, is it just to watch them scare people?"

Ao Guang said: "We'll talk later, there is still a mess to clean up." He pointed to the three lions and one tiger on the side of the road, "Maybe someone has already called the police, we have to drive them back as soon as possible."

Yang Jian said: "Shouting Tiangou!"

Xiao Tiangou slowly got up, sniffed at the four big men, and the three lions and one tiger obediently lined up in front of it, and walked towards the park consciously, just like a shepherd dog herding four sheep.

I laughed and said, "This will make Lula's father see that the old man must marry Lula to Xiaotiangou."

Finally, the four beasts were settled again, and we continued the topic just now.

Tianjie Doll said: "It seems that the White Elephant and the Blue Lion were ordered to make trouble, and it was premeditated, otherwise the White Elephant would not have learned how to drive."

I sighed, "He can go to the circus if he can't get away with it." Think about it, if a circus had an elephant who could drive a car-it must be second only to striptease in popularity!

Lu Dongbin said: "This means that these two goods have already come down."

The Celestial Doll said: "Yes."

"But—" Ao Guang asked, "What do they want to do?"

The baby said word by word: "For emotional currency! Do you still remember that Ao Bing used Mo Liqing's sword to make trouble? I guess he also did it for this purpose at that time, but obviously the effect was not good. I felt it just now. There are emotional coins, but I can't accept them."

I asked, "What does this mean?"

The baby said: "It shows that the demons have indeed used the same brains as us, and they also need emotional coins to send their own people back or have other uses, but they may not have mastered the method of absorbing emotional coins, so they will use them again and again. In an experiment, the white elephant and the blue lion released the wild beasts simply to create panic - don't forget that panic is also an emotion, but I can't receive the emotional coins generated by this emotion, as for whether they can receive it or not I don't know."

"Reliable!" I said, "I think the doll's guess is reliable."

Li Jing said: "There is still a big problem - we need Xiaoqiang because we can't make emotional coins ourselves, if the demons themselves can create a dragon to collect emotional coins, it would be too unfair to us. "

Ao Guang waved his hand and said, "It's no use, if they really can be self-sufficient, they don't need to make all kinds of fools."

The baby hugged my shoulder and said: "So Xiaoqiang is our treasure." Everyone smiled and said: "That's it."

I quickly pushed her away and said, "Don't be fooled, I've seen a lot of things like slapping a sweet date, you guys just bought me two catties of chocolate this time, I won't die in your hands?"

Yang Jian suddenly let out a long sigh towards the endless night sky, and said quietly: "Our enemies have become very powerful, the six-eared macaque, the white elephant spirit, and the blue lion spirit, each of them has abilities comparable to mine, I need help!" This was the first time Erlangshen felt this kind of powerlessness, and it seemed that he was under a lot of pressure.If he faced the white elephant and the blue lion alone at night, the consequences would be unimaginable.

To comfort him, I pointed to Lu Dongbin and the others and said, "There are quite a few of us!"

Yang Jian didn't say anything, just shook his head slightly.

Lu Dongbin blushed...he knew that Yang Jian didn't deliberately look down on them, but he and the Three Immortals had limited capabilities. They, together with Li Jing's five white elephants, were still at a disadvantage, and today they barely held back.

He Xiangu was dissatisfied and said: "Erlang God, even if we are not helping you, you don't have to ignore us, right? Tonight we have no credit but also hard work. If you alone can deal with two monsters?"

Yang Jian said dejectedly: "This is exactly what I'm worried about. You can't show up in a group at any time. If this happens, we won't even be able to guarantee Xiaoqiang's safety."

I was a little touched, when did Yang Jian consider others?

I said, "It's okay, I'm going to buy two discs tomorrow."

Everyone wondered together: "What are you doing?"

"Start learning Sanda."

Everyone: "..."

Yang Jianwu said to himself: "If Xiaoqiang dies, none of us will be able to go back!"

I was speechless: "If you don't say the latter sentence, the effect will be better."

……

When we got home, we were still confused about the appearance of the two monsters, so we had to sleep first.

On the bed, I said to Tianjie Doll: "It suddenly occurred to me that the two Lamborghinis, the White Elephant and the Blue Lion, shouldn't have fallen together with Bai Jin'er and the others, right? The white elephant and the blue lion are the mounts of the Bodhisattva, should they also go to jail?"

Tianjie Doll sat up and said, "That's right, why didn't I think of this?"

I said: "But it won't be too far from that time, it's about the same after all, otherwise the vixen wouldn't ask Ao Bing for help before, obviously it happened because she was alone and alone, so Ao Bing's paragraph The time disappeared, and it was replaced by these two goblins."

Tianjie Doll pondered: "These two goblins have deep backgrounds, and the most important thing is that they are very strong, and we don't know anything about them."

I suddenly said: "No, there must be someone more familiar than us!"

Tianjie Doll immediately understood: "You mean little Zhuanfeng?"

"Well, Xiao Zhuanfeng used to be on Shituo Ridge, so he should know something inside."

"Tomorrow we will go to find Xiao Zhuanfeng!" The doll has made a major decision, and turned her head away to go to sleep.The heating in the house is smooth, and she and I only cover a thin quilt. From my angle, I can see her smooth shoulders exposed.

I said weakly: "We are ambiguous, right? A man and a woman are in the same room, but nothing can happen, and there are some pornographic scenes."

The baby said: "I'm just a toy."

"Look...you are still very explicit. How can a girl say that about herself?" I asked her, "Did you know that you would be a girl or a boy?"

"Why are you asking this?"

At this moment, I was no longer interested in the answer, but I suddenly thought: "Hey, you said that if the fetus has a mind when it is in the mother's womb, can it know its gender?"

"I can."

"How could it be? The fetus's mobility is so weak that it can't even lower its head. Could it be that it takes a photo on the stomach wall while the mother is eating oil?"

The Tianjie doll said helplessly: "Drink some amniotic fluid and take a pee!"

I was silent for a moment, and concluded: "We are a couple with strong tastes!"

……

When we went to find Xiao Zhuanfeng the next day, he was going to do some shopping, and he seemed a little apprehensive when we saw that we had come to him specially.

In an empty office, my doll Yang Jian and I sat on one side, while Xiao Zhuanfeng sat awkwardly on the other side, rubbing his hands together, and asked anxiously, "What are you three looking for? make a mistake?"

I quickly waved my hand and said, "Don't be nervous, it's just chatting."

Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "If I do something wrong, I will correct it, but please don't fire me!" It can be seen how much employment pressure is now!
Yang Jian said with a sullen face, "When was the last time you saw your king?"

"Of course it was before I entered the Heavenly Prison."

Yang Jian said: "How much do you know about White Elephant and Blue Lion?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng said cautiously: "Are you talking about the Great King and the Second Great King?"

Yang Jian stared and said, "What a king, you monster!"

I hurriedly said: "Don't panic, there is something I want to let you know first, your sophomore king has also come to the mortal world."

"Really?" Little Zhuanfeng was a little excited.

Yang Jian said coldly: "What's the matter really, do you still want to find them again?"

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Xiao Zhuanfeng quickly explained.

I said: "We are here this time to ask you to understand their situation - so you were not with your two great kings when you were in the Heavenly Prison?"

"How could it be?" Xiao Zhuanfeng said, "My family's kings are all Bodhisattvas!"

"That is to say, after you misfortune Tang Seng and failed, you were all arrested and sent to the Heavenly Prison, and your kings were taken back by themselves?"

"Ah."

"And do you hate them?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "What's so hateful about this? If it wasn't for our great king who turned us into living beings, we don't know where we are now. Although they have a backer, but at that time, self-protection will become a problem and we can't take care of it." We're normal too."

Tianjie Doll laughed and said, "I never thought you would be a kind and grateful elf."

Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "In fact, goblins are generally not that bad. They are born as bitter children who are loved by few people..."

Yang Jian said impatiently: "Tell me about the temperament of your king. What are the characteristics of each?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "Where do we start?"

Yang Jian said: "Let's start with temper."

"Temper... My eldest king has a bad temper and gets angry at every turn, but most of the time it's a fit of wind and fire, and the past is over. The second king is much better, and we can do whatever we want. Sometimes we say the wrong thing and do the wrong thing Not in a hurry, but you can't really piss him off, it's terrible."

I nodded and said, "Well, it's very in line with the habits of these two animals, lions and elephants - which one of them has a better brain?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng chuckled and said, "To be honest, these two kings don't have very good brains."

I asked, "Then who is in charge of making plans?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng said: "Our three kings."

Yang Jian suddenly asked: "Are you three kings the Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng smiled and said: "Shen Erlang naturally knows the three kings of my family."

I whispered to the baby: "Why does this name sound familiar?"

The baby said: "You have read "Journey to the West", and you don't even know the Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle. He is the most powerful monster in the whole novel."

(End of this chapter)