don't mess with me

Chapter 160 Ah—Wow That One

I guessed the identity of Fatty and the orc after reporting the name of the fat man, and sure enough—the Heavenly Realm Doll said first: "The green lion and the white elephant are the two of the three monsters in Shituoling. The blue lion is Manjusri's mount, and the white elephant It looks like Samantabhadra's mount."

The fat man Bai Xiang said: "Isn't it too late to recognize Grandpa now?" This fat man takes up space in his words and is really capable. Lu Dongbin, Li Jing and the three immortals couldn't get close, especially the one The fat nose is arched and arched, like a big shield growing on the face.

I scratched my head and said, "What are wild boars most afraid of? We need to find something to restrain him."

Bai Xiang said calmly: "You are that Zhen Tingqiang, right? I will kill you next!"

I was surprised and said: "I'm already so famous in the circle?" And I quickly discovered his language problem, "You are my father and grandfather at one time, what generation are you?"

Ao Guang sneered and said: "Bastard, there is no such thing as husband and wife, so it's just that there is no seniority."

I quickly stopped him: "Hey, we can't make fun of ethics."

Bai Xiang was so angry that he screamed and wanted to rush over several times, but Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu had no choice but to hold back with all their might.

Seeing that everyone was struggling, Zhong Liquan said loudly: "Baby, show some real skills!"

Lan Caihe held the basket in front of his chest when he heard the words, and sprinkled the petals on Bai Xiangjing. Bai Xiangjing wondered, "What the hell are you doing?" He bumped into the wall of petals immediately, and the strength was obviously dispelled by more than half. This shows that although Lan Caihe's "flower shield" worked, the effect was not very good. On the other hand, it shows that the white elephant The impact of the spirit is much stronger than the bullet.

He Xiangu's body is light, and she keeps flying around the white elephant's head to disturb the sight and hearing, while Zhong Liquan is holding a cattail fan in one hand and fanning it on his chest, and keeps approaching the opponent slowly, waiting for the white elephant to attack. In an instant, he dodged with incomparable precision.

I looked at it for a while and said inexplicably: "Master Zhongli, what is this doing?" I could see that Zhongliquan was not a master at all. Judging from his quick and efficient defense, he should not be inferior to Lu Dongbin, but that's all That's all, so far I haven't seen him take the initiative to attack, including the last battle at Zhan's villa.

Tianjie Doll said: "This old man Zhongliquan seems to have practiced a very unique kung fu called 'covering the sky with one hand'."

"Yes, yes, yes, I seem to have heard He Xiangu say it." Last time at Zhan's house, He Xiangu indeed said so, but I didn't bother to ask carefully at that time.

Tianjie Doll continued: "Did you see that fan he kept fanning?"

"what happened?"

"That's not for pretense."

I coughed: "Pay attention to your wording."

The baby continued: "The wind blown by the old man is actually the same as the spies sent by the two armies to fight. They can detect the reality of the other party. In other words, it is like the radiation emitted by bats. Before the other party attacks him There must always be an attack direction, and those winds will feed back in advance to indicate the enemy's attack direction and strength, so you can see that the old man will not be injured no matter how close he is to the white elephant spirit, because he has long been able to judge the opponent's attack direction and strength. intention of."

I nodded and said: "Sounds pretty powerful, but it's just a radar system, it's true that you don't need to be beaten, but you can't cover the sky with one hand."

Tianjie Doll said: "This... I don't know too well. Of course, the more exaggerated the better to advertise yourself, is it called 'Never get beaten and fanned'?"

Here five fight one, Zhong Liquan and Lan Caihe are in charge of disturbing the audiovisual, Lu Dongbin and others are still not relaxed from the posture, if we say that elephants are not as aggressive as carnivorous beasts, but their attack power is not strong at all. Poor, an adult elephant is almost an existence against the sky on the plains, and its attack methods are nothing more than trampling and bumping its nose. Although the white elephant is 1.8 meters, trampling is impossible, unless he has practiced splits, but The ability to collide really makes people scratch their heads.

Over there, it was better for Yang Jian to single out the Qingshi Jing. Yang Jian's strength was not inferior to the Qingshi Jing's, and his moves were more refined. After dozens of moves, Qing Shijing's eyes were slightly injured, like a poisoned panda. , but it's not easy for Yang Jian.

Fortunately, it is already past 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and this road is not a main road, so there are almost no passing vehicles, otherwise there must be chaos, but we still ignore some other important factors-the three lions and one A tiger can be idle!
These four beasts seem to be under the command of the green lion spirit, and now no one cares about them, so they start to wander around. These beasts are usually only interested in living things, and the only living things that are idle on the field are me, dolls and Ao Guang...

Seeing them all rushing towards us, I had a cramp in my calf and said, "It's broken, the three of us are not enough!" I was about to run into the car when the tiger that Liu Xiaoliu had scared me a lot blocking our way...

I subconsciously protected the Celestial Doll behind me, and tremblingly said, "Don't you have emotional coins? First, a petrification technique?"

The baby whispered: "I can only use some small spells, and blindness is the limit..."

I pulled her hard and said, "Change! Change! It's okay to turn me into a piece of shit!"

The baby said: "But you still smell like a lump of meat."

I desperately think she has a good point!Many foods are made like shit, such as ice cream and chocolate, but there are still many people who can eat them. It can be seen that this method can't even fool people, let alone lions and tigers whose sense of smell is hundreds of times better than that of humans.

I asked Ao Guang again in a trembling voice, "Do the animals in your park have enough to eat?"

Ao Guang said sternly: "What are you afraid of, I am the Dragon King, may I let you be eaten by them?"

"Then...then you come to negotiate with them?"

Ao Guang stepped forward and said righteously: "Everyone, your food is going through my hands. Have I ever cheated on you? You have to show your conscience!"

I broke down and said, "That's it?"

Ao Guang said embarrassingly: "We may not give face to the tiger when it is in the sea."

The ligers were obviously not moved, but continued to crawl forward one by one. It can be seen that they are really not too hungry, but it is time for supper...

At this moment, the Roaring Dog suddenly rushed in front of us, and also bent down and let out a low hum. The three lions and one tiger were stunned for a moment, and then the two sides confronted each other. As a divine beast, the Roaring Dog probably still has psychological advantages. With its tail hanging down, it took a step forward. The lion facing it involuntarily stepped back a few inches. The roaring dog continued to approach. The lion might have been hit by a blow to its pride, so it bared its teeth and roared angrily. It has developed in an uncontrollable direction, and hastily made a plan, sowing discord: "Hey, who is the king of beasts, the lion or the tiger? Why don't you three choose a representative to have a fight with this tiger brother?" Let’s end it and then talk about it?” You have to balance the balance of power when picking a problem, in case the three lions kill the tiger together first, it will not help, this shows that I have all-round abilities...

The two groups of people over there were fighting in full swing, but our side seemed to be in greater danger. The stench from the mouth of the beast made people want to vomit, and Xiao Tiangou took another step forward. I hurriedly said: "Everyone, calm down, After all, it is a conflict among the people. I have always been a staunch supporter of animal protectionism. Look at my leather jacket—it is actually made of leather..."

The Tianjie doll whispered: "Let's not talk about whether they can understand you, even if they can understand, none of these four is a vegetarian. Isn't it the same as a feudal emperor talking about democracy when you mention animal protection to them?"

No matter what I said, the roaring dog continued to provoke viciously, the lion finally gave up the dignity of the beast king and jumped to the side, and the few accomplices who took the lead were also discouraged, and squatted down obediently. Row.

I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said, "Sometimes a dog is more effective than a dragon king!" If you say that the Roaring Dog is majestic when it is in the sky, the mortal beasts should be as meaningless as ants and flying insects in its eyes. Being able to subdue opponents in places beyond one's own sphere of influence is probably like a conflict between the chief of the bureau in the field and the chief of the local section. Although it is said that a strong dragon does not suppress a snake in the head, it is a system after all, and it is inevitable to look up and see down , from the perspective of the long-term effect, the section chief chose to forbear, and Xiaotiangou was proud of the bloodless battle.

At this time, Yang Jian finally had a result. He used the green lion spirit to make a mistake and hugged the opponent's neck from behind. With a thud, he fell into the dust, Yang Jian's arm was tightly clamped on Qingshijing's chin, and Qingshijing's originally bright green face turned purple in an instant. Seeing this, Li Jing hurriedly untied the pagoda from his waist and said, "Lv Brother, quickly throw him into the tower." Only a man with a little magic power like Lu Dongbin can throw the goblin into the tower.

Lu Dongbin shouted: "Okay!" The two ran towards Yang Jian one after the other, and the green lion spirit showed panic, and hissed: "Second brother, save me!"

Yang Jian said coldly: "He will follow in your footsteps in a while."

It's just that Li Jing and Lu Dongbin, the number of people who went away to deal with Bai Xiangjing, suddenly dropped sharply. They were already at a disadvantage, and Zhong Liquan and the other three felt even more powerless. The hurried figure caught his attention, and he could pass by Bai Xiangjing, but Bai Xiangjing's nose suddenly grew suddenly, and Leng Ding wrapped around He Xiangu's waist. It turned out that his nose was always curled up. In a state of desperation, it suddenly stretched out.

He Xiangu was rolled up and lost all her strength, and was thrown to the ground violently by the white elephant spirit. He stepped on He Xiangu's back and shouted: "If you dare to touch my elder brother, I will trample her to death immediately!"

At this time, the Qingshi Jing had already been strangled into a trance, and Yang Jian held his waist with one hand and glared at the Bai Xiangjing. Both sides had hostages in their hands, and they were confronting each other again.

Bai Xiangjing stepped on his foot for a few minutes, and said anxiously: "Quickly release my elder brother, or I will really step on it!"

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes, as if hesitating.

Judging from the scene, it is not worthwhile for us to exchange He Xiangu with Qingshijing. What is the quality of Qingshijing?He is an intermediate boss level goblin who can barely fight Yang Jian, but He Xiangu is just an earth fairy. Although the account cannot be calculated like this, I guarantee that Yang Jian must have been thinking about it. In his eyes, eliminating demons is the first priority Not to mention that the captured person on our side is He Xiangu, whom he has no friendship with, even Li Jing might not frown. If he fights for everything, then He Xiangu will never be able to keep it.

Lu Dongbin was the person who knew Yang Jian best, so he trembled at this moment: "Erlang God, don't be impulsive!" Zhong Liquan and Lan Caihe also said: "Erlang God, stop!"

Everyone was waiting for Yang Jian to make a choice, as long as he exerted all his strength, he could crush the green lion spirit to death. Lu Dongbin subconsciously wanted to rob him but didn't dare, he was so anxious that he couldn't speak.

Yang Jian's finger on Qing Shijing's neck moved slightly, and suddenly sighed and said to Bai Xiangjing, "How about we make an exchange?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "Okay, you let my elder brother go first!"

Yang Jian sneered and said, "Nonsense, why didn't you let it go first?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "Then let's count one, two, three and release them together!"

Yang Jian shook his head and said, "I can't trust you!"

"Then what do you say?"

Yang Jian suddenly raised his hand and threw the green lion spirit vigorously: "Go on!" He shouted but did not throw the white elephant spirit directly, but threw the blue lion spirit's head outwards towards the wall. He hurriedly flew to pick it up, but he was about to miss it, and still caught the green lion spirit with a twist of his nose.

Here, Zhong Liquan and others also quickly stepped forward to help He Xiangu.

After such a toss, the Qingshi Jingjing was completely awake, the two monsters stood face to face with us again and formed two teams, the white elephant smiled and said: "If we continue to fight, it will be hard to tell the winner, why don't we stop here today ?”

Yang Jian also knew what he was telling the truth, so he walked over slowly.

Bai Xiangjing helped Qingshijing into the truck, turned his head and raised his fist at us and said, "Today is cheap for you!" After saying that, he spewed out a puff of exhaust gas like a demonstration, and walked away.

Yang Jian rubbed his shoulders and said, "It's embarrassing!"

He Xiangu said with a livid face: "I dragged everyone down, you shouldn't replace me." This woman is also an arrogant master, this battle is really a shame and a shame.

Yang Jian said lightly, "I'm not talking about you."

I hurriedly said: "It's definitely not about me. You have seen the majesty of my verbal battle with three lions and one tiger just now. I, Xiaoqiang, can be regarded as a 'only' mouth covering the sky." Everyone ignored me at all.

If He Xiangu suffered such a setback, her ambiguous love brother Lu Dongbin should have said some witty words to relieve his heart, but at this moment Lu Dongbin was still unable to extricate himself from fear, and just kept patting He Xiangu on the back.

He Xiangu opened his hand angrily and said, "I'm not a dog, why do you keep touching me?"

I whispered: "Let's take advantage of the opportunity."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said helplessly: "Student, you have lost your integrity!"

I put my arms around her shoulders and said with a smile: "That thing was cut off by the midwife doctor as a placenta when I was born, and now it is called Zihe Che in the pharmacy."

The Celestial Doll came out of my embrace and said, "Is anyone still buying the nearly 30-year-old Zihe car? Do you think it's a walnut pan?"

Zhong Liquan said with a smile: "Chun Yang was really scared this time."

Lan Caihe also said: "That's right, Senior Brother Lu, who is usually not in good shape, can't even speak. This is the first time I've seen him."

He Xiangu didn't understand Lu Dongbin's worry just now, so she just gave him a look and said, "Virtue!" The corners of her eyes and brows were full of joy.

Lv Dongbin was relieved now, and said to He Xiangu with a smile: "Xiaoxiang, what you said just now was wrong. You said that you dragged us down. We are not dogs and have no hind legs." Xiao Tiangou squinted at him one time……

He Xiangu came to Yang Jian and cupped her hands and said, "Shen Erlang, thank you just now, you saved my life."

Yang Jian didn't bother to say more, but just waved his hand.

Li Jing said with emotion in a low voice, "When will God Erlang's pride change?"

The Heavenly Doll chuckled and said, "I think he's more humane now, imagine if he just went down to the world, would he change to He Xiangu?"

Li Jing and I were taken aback for a moment, then shook our heads together: "No, definitely not!"

Yang Jian said: "Have you seen the identities of these two monsters?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Puxian's elephant and Manjusri's lion."

Yang Jian nodded: "That's right, although they didn't make it clear in the end, they must be these two guys."

I wondered: "Even if the Bodhisattvas are powerful, their mounts are not so exaggerated, right? You are all high-ranking figures in the heaven! Those two are just their means of transportation!"

The Heavenly Doll said: "You are a real person, is your wealth worth a Lamborghini?"

I lowered my head and said, "I'll understand if you say that." I suddenly said again, "By the way, Manjushri seems to have two lions, right?"

In "Journey to the West", Manjusri's lion appeared twice, once in the black-bone chicken country, pretending to be the king of the black-bone chicken country. Tuoling, this time is very powerful, at least he can fight with Sun Wukong for a while. According to the difference in the performance of the two appearances, it is generally believed that Manjusri has two lions, and the lion Tuoling is obviously much more powerful.

The Celestial Doll said, "What do you want to say?"

I said, "So what we saw today was just the one sneaking around or the one that was -- woo (opening its teeth and claws)?"

Yang Jian thought for a while, and said seriously: "According to his strength, it should be - that one!"

(End of this chapter)