don't mess with me

Chapter 138
After a period of turmoil, the war came to an end, Zhan Yifan's men ran away and scattered, and we were the only ones left in the huge villa.

I searched inside and out and found nothing worth noting.

At this moment, Lu Dongbin opened the garage and said, "There are quite a lot of grandson's cars." When I went to see a row of cars parked in the garage, some Japanese cars were familiar to me. The sign was removed, and from the point of view of evidence, Zhan Yifan did not kill him, but we are not the police——

He Xiangu said: "Where should we go to find this person next?"

I sneered and said, "I always have a way to make him come to see me—"

……

After leaving the villa, I asked Ao Guang to take Sanxian and others to dinner. On the way back, Lu Dongbin asked me: "How do you plan to let Zhan Yifan come to you?"

I drove with one hand and pressed the other hand on the life and death book, and said with an evil smile: "Since the matter has come to light, then we don't need to be soft on this kid, right?" The six animals floated harmlessly in midair...

Lu Dongbin said, "Are you going to slap him?"

"Then still be polite to him?"

Lu Dongbin was eager to try immediately, "Then I will come first!"

"Wait." I stopped him and said, "If you smoke him, you have to let him know in advance who did it." I took out the phone and started dialing Zhan Yifan's number. To my surprise, the connection went smoothly this time.

"Hello?" Zhan Yifan sounded in a bad mood with a gloomy voice.

I smiled and said, "How did you think of taking me out of the blacklist?"

"The person just now was you?"

"it's me."

"You have guts, I still underestimate you!"

"I've already answered your question, it's up to you to answer mine—was it you who sneaked up on me before?"

Zhan Yifan paused and said, "Don't you already know?"

I said seriously, "Can I ask why?"

Zhan Yifan said: "There is no reason, those in our line of business either you hit me or I hit you..."

"Wait!" I interrupted him, "First of all, we are definitely not colleagues." I thought to myself, even if we are colleagues, what's the point of grabbing the monthly ticket list?I continued, "Secondly, I still think there is a misunderstanding between us. I heard that you have a new girlfriend recently? If it is convenient, let's meet together and talk things through."

Zhan Yifan said coldly: "I won't meet with you, you took advantage today, but don't be complacent, just be prepared to deal with wave after wave of sneak attacks, I don't believe you can always be so lucky!"

Lu Dongbin couldn't bear it any longer when he heard this, he slapped the villain on the life and death book with a round circle, and then he heard Zhan Yifan yell hastily over there, and the phone seemed to be out of his hands, I waited for a while and said: " Are you going to see me or not?"

"You die!" Zhan Yifan hung up the phone.

"Hey—it's still a hard stubble!" Li Jing also leaned over from the back seat, clasped his middle finger and put his thumb on Zhan Yifan's chin. It hurts me just looking at it.

I laughed and said: "He may not be so tough, but he doesn't know the trump card in our hand." After talking for a long time, Zhan Yifan couldn't understand why he was so slapped.In short, I have life and death in hand and I am not in a hurry.

When I got home, I thought about it for a while and always felt that this matter should be settled as soon as possible. I asked everyone for their opinions: "I plan to communicate with Xiao Zhan again. Do you think I should slap my mouth first or call first this time?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I don't think one or two mouths can solve the problem. You have to let him know that it hurts first. What if he thinks it's just a toothache from getting angry?"

I put the book of life and death on the table, spread my hands and said, "I can't let him sleep soundly tonight! How about we arrange a shift and stimulate him every two hours, and call him tomorrow. I don't believe he can really put his face on!"

Li Jing said: "Isn't it too ruthless?"

Yang Jian said: "I don't think it's cruel enough. We did this to save him—the woman next to him probably used some kind of enchanting spell, and after a long time, it would kill someone."

I glanced at my watch, rubbed my hands and said, "It's almost 12 o'clock, I'll be the first shift!" I stretched out a finger and scratched the face of the virtual villain, and the villain was caught Shaved and turned his face aside, it is a bit similar to Tom Cat.

Yang Jian said: "Strength! Are you washing his face?"

I said: "It's enough to have a meaning, time is still long, do you know what is the biggest benefit of the book of life and death?"

Lu Dongbin said deeply: "The book of life and death, as the name suggests, although you cannot directly control the life and death of others, but his fate is still controlled by you to a certain extent. This feeling of being in control fascinates you, right?"

Li Jing said with deep emotion: "Yes, the emperors and generals in ancient times just wanted to pursue this kind of feeling. Some of them were ruined, and some of them were ruined. Xiaoqiang, you can't lose your true nature, otherwise you will become a person who doesn't even know yourself. "

"What are you talking about?" I said disdainfully, "The biggest advantage of the book of life and death is that it doesn't hurt to beat people!" I stretched my waist and said, "I'm going to sleep, and I will leave the rest to you. be lazy."

……

Just like that, when I slept until dawn, I found Li Jing staring at the watch on the wall with burning eyes. When I woke up, I hurriedly said: "It's your turn again, we've already made a round."

I took out the phone, and Li Jing said, "Aren't you on the last shift?"

I yawned and said, "I have to remind this kid before he goes to the dentist!"

Judging from the speed at which Zhan Yifan answered the phone after the call was made, he should have been awake for a long time. People who lose sleep will not have a good temper, so I heard him hissing and angrily saying: "Fuck you!" What are you going to do?"

I said lazily, "Can you see me?"

"Are you fucking sick?"

"Oh, so it's still missing?" I put my thumb back and stood on the virtual Zhan Yifan's face with four fingers crisply for the last shift, and continued to ask, "Now?"

Zhan Yifan took a deep breath and hung up the phone without saying anything.

I said helplessly: "Isn't this kid too slow to react? Could it be that I haven't done enough to see through the stitches?"

Liu Xiaoliu scolded us while squeezing toothpaste on the toothbrush: "A group of gods are thinking of harming people! How can ordinary people think of this?"

Before she finished speaking, Zhan Yifan called, and he roared over there: "Is it your fault?"

I looked at Liu Xiaoliu and said, "Someone still thought of it—hey, Xiao Zhan, what do you want from me?"

Zhan Yifan said frantically, "My face hurts all night, are you playing tricks?"

I smiled and said, "What are you talking about? You mean we stabbed your villain? Isn't that in line with common sense? Do you believe in this?"

Zhan Yifan also became smarter, he tentatively said: "If I agree to see you, will my face not hurt anymore?"

"It's possible, no, I can't guarantee it [-]%, maybe your father will rush over and beat you himself in a while?"

Zhan Yifan said calmly: "Tell me the place, I agree to see you."

I thought about it, and reported to a relatively well-known tea house in the downtown area.

"I'll be there soon!"

I said, "By the way, it's best not to bring those guns and cannons when we meet this time, otherwise your face will still hurt, oh, including but not limited to the face."

"Just as you said." Zhan Yifan finally gave in.

Li Jing said: "This kid is not too stupid."

Lu Dongbin said: "Stupid people have to be stupid. Obviously, his thick skin doesn't support him to continue to be stupid."

I said, "He said he didn't take anyone with him, but it's not very credible. Shall we invite Brother Lan out again?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I don't think it's necessary. He doesn't have much enmity with you. Even if he shoots you like a sieve without knowing our details, he won't be able to keep his face. He shouldn't have the guts to do that, right?"

Yang Jian said: "Zhan Yifan is not very good, we are going this time mainly to find out who is behind his scenes."

I said, "Do you have the Book of Life and Death?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Are you afraid that we will be married if we go together?"

"Before it happens, in economics terms - you can't put all your eggs in one basket."

Yang Jian said: "How about this, I will accompany Xiaoqiang to see Zhan Yifan, and the two of you stay at home with the book of life and death."

I hastily said: "That's good, as long as he dares to play tricks, you two will be beaten to death!" Looking for a bodyguard, I would also like to have someone like Yang Jian. run away alone...

Lu Dongbin said, "Well, I'll call you every once in a while."

"Send WeChat, save money."

……

After Yang Jian and I arrived at the place, I looked around furtively. Zhan Yifan and I are now sworn enemies, and I still have lingering fears about his black gun.

But after entering the teahouse, I found that Zhan Yifan had already arrived. After seeing us, he hesitated and walked up to me and asked, "Are you Yan Tingqiang?" So he doesn't know me.

Zhan Yifan's expression is calm, and he didn't come up to me as soon as he saw me as I imagined. This shows that people are especially easy to calm down when their face is in the hands of others. There is a tried-and-tested hilarious point in YY novels called face slapping. It belongs to a professional face-slapping artist, if we are an ordinary urban novel, I can basically be invincible and finish the book.

I nodded and said, "It's me, sit down."

We found a secluded corner and sat down. Zhan Yifan had a set of clear palm prints on his face. He said it was because our four palms were of different sizes. My youngest, Yang Jian, was the largest, and Lu Dongbin and Li Jing were medium-sized+ And the size of medium ++, four slap prints encircle the circle, it can be seen that Yang Jian is the most ruthless...

I asked Zhan Yifan, "What would you like to drink?"

"Stop talking nonsense, did you make my face?"

I couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes."

Zhan Yifan said gloomily, "I thought I was getting angry, but I found out that I was slapped this morning!"

I suppressed a smile and said, "If we beat you with rubber gloves, you still persist in your obsession and go to the hospital, right?"

Zhan Yifan asked directly, "Who are you?"

I waved my hand and said, "Don't ask me first, I want to hear your explanation first—why do you ask people to kill me over and over again?"

Zhan Yifan said, "My toy factory is your fault, right?"

I wondered: "You probably don't remember this incident, right?" Speaking of which, there is nothing to hide, but I am very surprised how he still has a memory, and I still have confidence in Molihai's pipa .

Zhan Yifan also simply said: "Someone told me."

Yang Jian and I looked at each other: "Your girlfriend?"

Zhan Yifan sighed slightly: "I don't know if she is my girlfriend, this woman is like fog, rain, and wind."

I hurriedly continued to sing: "Come and go, leaving nothing but one scene?"

(End of this chapter)