don't mess with me

Chapter 137 Smog
At this moment, we can only move forward step by step, because we all know that the reason why we can survive the hail of bullets without injury is due to the petals of Lan Caihe, so no one dares to rush forward easily.

And no matter how stupid the five gunmen were, they could see that the strange thing was probably on the petals, so they didn't care to think too much at this time, and one by one, they all got into the villa behind them.

In this way, our progress was finally interrupted. If the petals can't open a way in front of us, it is equivalent to isolating us. Although this method is stupid, it is very effective.

The gunmen saw that we were trapped outside and started to shoot at us from the windows. This standoff did them no harm, but we became eggs on the hands of the clowns of the acrobatic troupe, although accidents may happen The sex is small, but there is always this possibility!

Lan Caihe shouted loudly while throwing flowers: "I have to drive them out quickly, otherwise my mana will not last!"

I looked around and shouted, "Where's the Yellow Wind Monster?"

The yellow wind monster protruded from the soil at my feet and said, "I'm here."

"You fucking know how to pick places!"

Huang Fenggui chuckled and said, "I don't think you will need me for the time being, so..."

I shouted: "Now you are needed - dig a hole and get in!"

Huang Feng said with a look of embarrassment: "Boss, I'm not an earth driller. The foundations of your houses are so deep now. It will take at least two or three days before I drill in."

Li Jing said: "Don't you know how to blow sand? Swing!"

Huang Feng said strangely: "The Heavenly King forgot that most of my mana has been taken away by your pagoda."

I looked at his scorched teeth and suddenly had an idea: "You come out first!"

The Yellow Wind Monster crawled out of the hole and said, "What are you doing?"

"Stand away from me first—" I said to him when he was five or six steps away from me, "now you breathe on me."

"Ah——" the yellow wind monster just opened his mouth, and the people around me immediately avoided it. Even though I was prepared to hold my breath, I still felt the stench hit my face. If it weren't for Li Jing's pagoda, we might all have been smoked by him.

I clapped my hands and said, "There is a way!"

He Xiangu covered her nose and said, "You don't mean to smoke with the stench, do you? The direction of the wind is wrong!"

The place where the gunmen are hiding is due north of us, and today there is just a little north wind. Unless there is a mage like Zhuge Liang, otherwise we will be the next Cao Cao.

I turned my head to look at Zhong Liquan, Zhong Liquan waved his cattail fan and said with a smile, "You counted on me for this fan, right?"

I smiled and said, "Can it be done?"

"I have no choice but to try." Zhong Liquan said strangely to Huang Feng, "You can just breathe out for a while, the old man wants to learn from Zhuge Liang and lend a hand."

The Yellow Wind Monster stood in front of the head, pouted and aimed at the villa in front, while Zhong Liquan held up his fan and prepared as if facing a big enemy.

Zhongli Quan Lengding said: "Start!"

The yellow wind monster immediately opened its mouth to exhale, which is very similar to the way people deceive themselves and hope to breathe out all the stench after eating garlic...

Zhong Liquan feared that the bad smell would come back, and cautiously slapped the cattail fan in the direction of the villa. At first, it was not so good, but after a long time, we saw that the breath coming out of the yellow wind monster gathered like a tangible yellow mist. Then, under the influence of Zhongliquan's fan, they slowly rushed towards the doors and windows of the villa in groups.

No matter how tight the doors and windows can prevent wind and sand, they cannot prevent air. The gunmen standing at the window just covered their mouths subconsciously at first, and then some people rushed into the toilet immediately, and some people blocked their mouths and noses with wet towels, but they It soon became apparent that the gas was not only smoky, but also pungent...

I danced on the side and said: "Come on!"

Li Jing muttered in a low voice: "Why do I feel that what we are doing doesn't look like the deeds of gods..."

As the yellow fog became thicker, coughing and vomiting sounded one after another in the villa, and occasionally someone exclaimed: "What's going on? Is it smog?"

Zhong Liquan blocked his nose with one hand and fanned the cattail fan with the other, and asked Huang Feng strangely, "Are you not married yet?"

At this moment, when the front door of the villa opened, several people rushed out crookedly and knelt down on the grass, vomited and shed tears, and waved their hands desperately: "Don't come, we surrender!"

I directed Huang Feng to say strangely: "Blow, don't stop!"

One of the people rushing forward struggled while spitting white foam: "Let's save your life. If you blow it again, you will really die! If you knew you had biochemical weapons, why would you fight?"

I stepped forward and kicked the gun away from his hand and said, "Where are the others?"

The man said weakly: "Only a few of us have good physique, and the others have passed out!"

Only then did I signal the Yellow Wind Monster to stop, but we didn't enter the house right away to be on the safe side—it's true that we couldn't get in now. I asked Zhong Liquan to fan him for a long time, and there was yellow mist coming from the windows in all directions of the villa. Overflowing, it looked like a smoke bomb was thrown by an army group. It took a long time before it was barely ventilated, but all the walls, doors and windows were golden...

The gunman who surrendered sat limply on the ground and watched us in a daze. After a long time, he cried, "Who are you?"

I pointed to my face and said, "You don't know me?"

One of them was fascinated: "You are..." But he was stabbed by the person next to him, and Lu Dongbin said: "It seems that they probably did it!"

It took another long time before we wrapped our noses and went into the house to clean the battlefield. In the villa, apart from the five gunmen who ran in, there were also a few who were obviously thugs. Now all of them have lost their resistance, and some of them are directly unconscious. Some could barely twitch.

I kicked the one who ran out first and said, "Where's Zhan Yifan?"

The man was stunned for a moment and then made an expression of resignation to death. Before he could speak boldly, I said strangely to Huang Feng, "Give him some oxygen!"

The Yellow Wind Monster rolled up a paper tube and held it up to his mouth, and walked over with a smirk on his face. The man suddenly cried and howled: "Our boss ran away when you first came."

"Where did you run to?"

"I really do not know!"

I waved at the Yellow Wind Monster: "Execution!"

The man hugged my thigh and begged: "You go around me, if I want to know, I will tell you, after all, my life is the most important thing!"

Huang Feng said strangely: "Go and burn incense, I only brushed my teeth in the morning, otherwise you would never have a chance to beg for mercy!"

I asked the man, "Have you ever sneaked up on me?"

The man looked up at me carefully and shed tears of remorse: "I'm a bastard! I don't know Taishan with my eyes, and I already knew that the people Brother Zhan was going to deal with were not simple, but no matter what I didn't expect you to be so cruel and merciless!"

I exchanged glances with Lu Dongbin and the others and said, "I finally admit it!"

The man hugged my leg and didn't let go, weeping and wiping away his tears, he said: "I just ask you to kill me and give me a good time, don't ruin us!"

Huang Feng blamed his eyes and said: "What are you talking about? Grandpa has collected the essence of the sun and the moon for hundreds of years and let you enjoy it all at once. How dare you get cheap and act like a good boy?"

I asked the man, "Why did Zhan Yifan deal with me? Is it because of the Black Heart Toy Factory?"

The man asked confusedly, "Didn't the toy factory be destroyed by lightning?"

Yang Jian said: "Just say you know it!"

The man hurriedly said: "I really don't know anything. We used to be the bodyguards of Zhan's family. We have only been with Zhan Yifan for a short time. We will do whatever he tells us to do, and we won't talk to us too much. "

Ao Guang said, "Isn't the Zhan family's bodyguard the same as Zhan Yifan's?"

A trace of disdain flashed across the man's face and he said, "Zhan Yifan was not qualified to order us before."

The doubts that had been hidden in my heart for a long time also burst out at this moment, I grabbed his collar and asked, "How did Zhan Yifan get into the position?"

"This..." The bodyguard was more puzzled than me, and murmured, "It's hard to say, he seemed to be a different person a while ago, speaking and doing things differently, by the way——he seemed to have a new girlfriend. friend."

We all woke up immediately, and I snapped, "What does it look like?"

"I didn't see clearly, that woman is always tightly wrapped in front of us, but she should be a full-fledged beauty in terms of figure."

I suddenly remembered something. When I turned to look at Ao Guang, I found that he was also looking at me. We said in unison: "That woman in the hospital!" Ao Bing was taken away from the hospital by a beautiful woman disguised as a nurse. The two incidents were most likely done by the same woman. There is only one reasonable explanation for her tireless efforts against us—she is the leader of the demons in the world!

Everyone asked, "How can I find that woman?"

The bodyguard spread his hands and said, "I don't even know that. She has always been mysterious, but she has a very special temperament."

"Temperament? What kind of temperament?"

Speaking of this bodyguard's rough and ugly face, a coy and obsessed expression suddenly appeared, as if he was raving: "It's what she asked you to do, and you couldn't help but want to work for her. To be honest, Zhan Yifan may not have instigated us, but that woman As soon as Yingshengyan said that, our brothers couldn't help but feel weak." When he said this, he seemed to think of that wonderful scene again, his face flushed and his panting intensified, and to be honest, such a thick-skinned hooligan spoke in this tone I want to strangle him!
Yang Jian has already said firmly: "There must be a demon making trouble!"

Lan Cai said in harmony, "What shall we do now?"

Li Jing said with emotion: "There is a long way to go to catch this demon girl, and I can only do it step by step."

I sighed and said, "Let's go first. The police should arrive after such a big commotion." I said to the bodyguard, "After you see Zhan Yifan, convey two meanings for me. First, me and his I will settle the matter with him separately! Second, leave that woman quickly, or he will not end well."

Unexpectedly, the bodyguard suddenly felt blessed and said: "No! I will never see Zhan Yifan again, I quit!"

I was angry and funny and said: "Why?"

The bodyguard said seriously: "I think you are right!"

(End of this chapter)