don't mess with me

Chapter 134 Zhang Land

The next question is how to find Zhan Yifan. This kind of person must be planning for a rainy day, and it is impossible for ordinary people to live in a few units or a number.

Li Jing said, "Ask that tea seller again?"

I shook my head and said: "He knows that the phone is already very reluctant, and there must be no place to live."

Lu Dongbin said, "Check the yellow pages!"

"This is even more unreliable. Do you think Zhan Yifan lives in KFC?" In the past, there was a kind of Yellow Pages that made a living by publishing a large number of private phone calls, but that was in the 90s, and people at that time hadn't seen the world yet. , I will be very excited when my name is printed in type, and it will save face if I take it out, it’s like a who’s who, try it now, and sue you for copyright infringement immediately!

But speaking of the Yellow Pages, I subconsciously reached for the bag in my hand—it contained the book of life and death given to me by Lao Yan!

When I used the posture of "Cang Langlang pulls out the treasured sword" to draw out the life and death card, Lu Dongbin said immediately: "That's right! Finding someone for this thing is a must!"

I opened the book of life and death, and as soon as I entered the word "Zhan", names like "Zhan A" and "Zhan Ayi" began to appear in large numbers on the page. I said with a bitter face: "The good thing about this thing is that it is a powerful Search engines, but the disadvantage is that they are too powerful..." There are at least a few million people with the surname Zhan in the whole country?

Li Jing had an idea and said, "There shouldn't be many people named Zhan Yifan, right?"

"Not a lot—" I entered Zhan Yifan and the result showed that there were 114 Zhan Yifans in the whole country. Lu Dongbin said, "Age and place of birth!"

Needless to say, I have already ruled out some who are too old or too young, and this time there are only 2 left, and one is female...

The four men shook their shoulders and smirked around the only remaining name that was selected—from then on, I decided that I must give my child a very common name in the future, even if something happens to you, the king of hell wants to transfer you It takes a long time to look through the information, and maybe you are too lazy to bother with you when you are busy. From this perspective, names like "Donnie Yen" and "Zhen Huan" are not considered successful.

Zhan Yifan's image began to float in the life and death book, and Lu Dongbin stretched out his palm and gestured: "Just hang up our phone with him, and he deserves two slaps!"

Li Jing coughed twice and said, "We are gods, it shouldn't be wrong to abuse the death penalty for such a trivial matter, right? Besides, it may not be this person who sneaked up on Xiaoqiang."

Yang Jian turned his face to the window and said, "Anyway, I didn't see anything."

Lu Dongbin said awkwardly, "I was just joking."

I said seriously: "It's not convenient for you to do it to me, I'm not joking!"

Li Jing said: "It's not too late to take action after the truth comes to light. Don't you think it's cruel and immoral to slap someone just because they hung up the phone?"

I sighed, "You guys are soft-hearted!"

Lu Dongbin said, "Look where this kid lives?"

I looked at Zhan Yifan's information carefully, and it said that he was born in a local village called "Qingshuigou". up.

I murmured: "Where can I find this?" I found the number of the Qingshuigou Town Sub-district Office on my mobile phone, and dialed it with the mentality of giving it a try. There was a middle-aged woman over there who heard that I was looking for someone. , and learned that I was not a lost Taiwan compatriot, my attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, pushing three times and making four harsh voices.I was so angry that I shouted: "Do you dare to tell me what your name is, where you were born, and how old you are this year?"

Hang up the phone over there.

Yang Jian suddenly said: "If you are looking for someone, shouldn't you be looking for land?"

I wondered: "Land?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Erlang God is talking about the Lord of the Land, right?"

When I heard the word "Land Master", I subconsciously said, "Old Land Master?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Yes, it's the land old man."

I poked my head out of the window and looked at the ground and said, "No way, there really are such gods?" For so long, I only knew that gods and monsters live in the sky, and they basically don't come into contact with humans if they have nothing to do. If there is a land If the Lord said it, shouldn't it be in the land?

Lu Dongbin said: "Strictly speaking, the land is not considered a god, nor does it have any magic power. Basically, a person can become a land before becoming an immortal after his meritorious deeds are completed. This is mainly to allow him to spend a period of time in the world to adapt , just like you promote leading cadres and first go down to the grassroots to experience life."

I asked, "Is he sure to know?"

"It should be. The responsibility of the land is to record the increase and decrease of the human population, and the migration and relocation."

"What's the use of recording it?"

"It's useless, just find them a job to do."

I was dissatisfied and said, "Why didn't you say something about this kind of person earlier?"

Li Jing said: "The position of land is not a permanent position, maybe there is no one around here—do you have a land temple here?"

"I still have to find the Earth Temple?"

"Yes, of course the earth can only stay in the earth temple, or else it will drill out from everywhere and not damage the road?"

I muttered, "It's harder than going to Zhan Yifan directly, okay?" There are few temples in the city, and Lu Zu Temple is preserved as a cultural unit. I haven't heard of such a land temple.

I opened the search page on my mobile phone, first entered our place name, and then added "Where is the Earth Temple nearby?" I was sure. I couldn't type it, so I pulled it down casually, and suddenly saw a title called "I lost a wallet near the XX Temple of Earth, and anyone who knows its whereabouts can contact me, thank you very much".

This xx is indeed our place, and it is located in the suburban county, but I am not sure if there is a temple of earth there. What if it is a Taoist temple?
Lu Dongbin said: "Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle. Why don't you go and have a look now?"

"That's the only way to go." I drove straight to Chacha.

When I went to the place, I asked the local old people, and indeed they knew about it, but they didn't know if they were still there.It seems that this earth temple has been neglected for many years.

Following the directions pointed out by people, we came to a place like a dilapidated farmyard on the mountainside. A small adobe house housed a naive old man. Apart from that, there was dust everywhere. This place is not a suburb. Not in the suburbs, it's not easy to come up, no wonder no one thinks about it.

I looked at the ambiguous statue, it was about the size of an ordinary person, with a round face and a beard, with glasses, it was Grandpa KFC, with red lips, it was Uncle McDonald’s, and with a crutch, it was Fan Wei, but it didn’t look like the land. Lord, one has to suspect that this was carved by an electrician...

I spread my hands to Lu Dongbin and said, "I found the Earth Temple, how to summon the Earth Lord is up to you."

"I don't know if it can be done—" Lu Dongbin muttered, and pointed at the statue with a trick, "Land and land will show up quickly!"

The statue is motionless...

Lu Dongbin changed his gesture again and said, "Quickly manifest the spirit!"

still not moving...

"Hurry up and show the spirit!" Lu Dongbin successively changed the gestures of "hammer, scissors, cloth", "rock" and "local tyrant, let's be friends". "

Li Jing gave the final opinion: "How about we go?"

Lu Dongbin scratched his head and said, "It seems that it is not possible. Now that the land and positions are scarce, I am afraid that there is no one in such a small temple..."

Yang Jian said coldly: "And I don't think this may be the Earth Temple."

A group of us came here in high spirits and returned in disappointment. When we walked to the door resentfully, we heard someone behind us say: "Here we come, who called me?"

I was taken aback, and when I looked back, I saw that the muddy facial muscles were obviously moving, and a rosy human face gradually emerged. Although I have been dealing with gods and demons for a long time, to be honest, I saw this scene Or subconsciously hid behind Lu Dongbin...

Yang Jian said unexpectedly: "Is this really an earth temple?"

At this time, the land master's face gradually fully appeared. This one is also a round face, with flushed cheeks. The only difference from the land masters I have seen before is that he seems to be young, about forty years old, at first glance It's a bit like the big brother of a worker in a certain factory.

I got out from behind Lu Dongbin and said, "Old land?"

The land was displeased and said: "Respect, can you respect me? Am I very old?"

Li Jing said directly: "We have something to ask you."

Except for me, these few people in front of the land met each other with extraordinary momentum, and accompanied him cautiously and said: "May I ask what the names of the gods are called?"

Lu Dongbin happily said, "My surname is Lu and my name is Chunyang. What's your surname?"

The land excitedly said: "Oh, so it's the Great Immortal Lu Dongbin, I don't need your surname Zhang, you can just call me Xiao Zhang."

A land lord named "Xiao Zhang", I always have a sense of drama...

Zhang Tutu looked at Li Jing and Yang Jian again and said, "These two..."

Li Jing said: "You don't need to know our identities, let me ask you something, where is Zhan Yifan from 'Qingshuigou Town' now?" It's the same as the head of the sanitation station, so I don't bother to apply magnetism.

Zhang Tudi was puzzled and said, "This person...has never heard of it."

Yang Jian said: "Check."

Zhang Tudi looked embarrassed and said, "I haven't done accounts for so many years, where can I check?"

Yang Jian said angrily: "You..."

I hurriedly said: "Brother Zhang, this person is about my age, and he should be very famous in the local area. Just work hard."

Zhang Di said, "Post-80s?"

I nodded: "Yes."

"Oh, let me take a look for you. If the post-90s will be suspended, you have to know that I am too big to take care of family planning these years-isn't he a celebrity? Did you check it online? ?”

"Uh... I can't find it online."

"What about the local neighborhood committee?"

Yang Jian stared and said, "Are you finished?"

Zhang Tutu took a bite and said aggrievedly: "Don't call me, who knows who you are, it's a favor to help you and it's my duty not to help you. I thought it would be good for you to find me."

I quickly lit a cigarette and placed it in the middle of the table and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

"Put it on my mouth, can I smoke it?"

I quickly stuffed the cigarette into the corner of his mouth, except for a face with flesh and blood, other parts of the land were still statues.

Zhang Tutu took two puffs of his cigarette before saying, "Well, let me take a look for you." As he spoke, he quickly returned to his muddy appearance.

Li Jing smiled wryly and said, "The current land lords have all learned bad habits."

I sighed and said, "It's honest enough. I can do things for you with just one cigarette. This is still at the level of grassroots leading cadres in the 80s."

(End of this chapter)