don't mess with me

Chapter 133 Spare Tire
When we left, the fine ghosts and clever bugs came and went to send us out. These three guys had the "professional smile" that they often criticize now, and respectfully sent us to the door.

Thinking of Brother Feng's evaluation of them, I couldn't help but praise them a few words: "Your boss said that you have done a good job recently, you must continue to work hard and don't be complacent."

Jing Jing nodded and said, "Don't worry, Grandpa Xiaoqiang, we will definitely do it."

I scratched my chin and said, "Do you have to call me Grandpa?" It doesn't always work because customers have different psychology. Anyway, whenever I enter a store and the waiter calls me "handsome guy", I will cover my wallet tightly and be extra vigilant.

Clever Chong smiled and said, "It's just a title. It's okay for people to spend money on you to be a grandfather for a while." He hurriedly added, "You guys, we really respect you as grandfathers."

I asked curiously: "How did you turn around your mentality?" These few masters used to occupy the mountains as kings. Although they are just little demons, after all, human beings are food in their eyes. Do you call Mantou Grandpa?

The fine ghost grinned and said, "Grandpa Xiaoqiang wants to hear the truth?"

"nonsense!"

Jing Jinggui said: "In the past, we called other people grandpa to lure them up the mountain to eat their meat, but now it is to earn their money. It has become much easier."

The clever insect said: "Did you say the opposite?"

The fine ghost suddenly came to his senses and said, "Oh, that's right—it's much more difficult to earn their money than to eat their meat."

I smiled and said, "Don't think about cannibalism anymore."

Come and go weakly: "Who eats human flesh if there is pork?"

Jing Jinggui said: "That's right, I heard that human flesh is very stinky. When we talk about cannibalism, we are just shouting slogans, just like you say 'kill you' when you scold people, only one substantive action failed, to put it bluntly Who wants to eat something that can talk to you? We don't twist."

I was surprised: "Haven't you ever eaten people?"

Li Lichong said: "Generally, we don't eat people—I haven't eaten them anyway. Although my king has boundless mana, he was transformed by humans, just like Grandpa Xiaoqiang, you can run and jump, and you won't be short of food." The same kind with broken arms and legs?"

I murmured: "These monsters are fucking philosophers!" I told him, "By the way, your king was also captured by us."

The fine ghosts and clever insects were surprised together: "How are they?"

I said: "Just like you, cheating elsewhere - making money from people."

The fine ghost said: "We want to meet up with the king!"

I said, "Isn't it good for you to be here?"

"No, we are all transformed by the king, that is our reborn parents, why not respect them?"

I murmured again: "This is still a group of philosophers who know how to reciprocate their kindness." I said, "I will let you reunite when I finish my work at hand."

Coming and going, sadness came from it: "It's a pity that my king still doesn't know if he will come down or not."

Yang Jian said: "He better not come down!" ..
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Back in the car, we immediately started discussing our next steps.

I concluded: "Now the phone is coming up, but shall we ask him directly?"

Li Jing said: "I'm afraid he wouldn't admit it, would he?"

Yang Jian said: "Ask first, otherwise what are you doing on the phone?"

It made sense after I thought about it, so I dialed the number Brother Feng gave me with some anxiety.

I was attacked twice, and I almost lost my life. Of course I don’t want such a thing to happen again. After thinking about it, only Zhan Yifan is the most suspected. According to Brother Feng, he has now become a person in power in the Zhan family. Ruo Xin is against me, he does have such strength, I don’t know what happened to him after the black heart toy factory was destroyed, maybe he has the aura of the protagonist in another book, either he has accumulated a lot of money or he has been crossed, in short This grandson has risen and has the capital to attack us, but I don't care about these things. The root cause of our grievances is for Pippi. At that time, he was still miserable, and 20 yuan was also in his eyes We ruined his territory as a reward. Generally speaking, this is a small festival. If he admits that he did what happened later, I can basically forgive him. After all, he may be the protagonist of another book. In order to reflect the killing It's understandable that Fa Jue decides to take me under the knife, as long as he promises not to embarrass me anymore, I think it's fine to extort some money from him...

Or maybe he can prove his innocence, that would be even better. All in all, as long as there is a direction, we are short on time and this matter is imminent.

The phone rang for a long time and no one answered it. Just when I was about to give up, a hoarse voice suddenly said, "Hello?"

My heart skipped a beat and I said, "Are you Zhan Yifan?"

The other party seemed to be taken aback for a moment, apparently no one had called him by that name for a long time, and he said impatiently: "Say!" I thought about it carefully, and the voice was indeed very familiar. Back then, Zhan Yifan and I only met once, but at that time this The kid was scared out of his wits, but now he has a pretentious tone.But it doesn't have the charm of not being angry and arrogant, just pretending to be a big shot.

I said, "My name is Yan Tingqiang. You may or may not know me. There are some misunderstandings between us that need to be resolved. Why don't we meet?"

Zhan Yifan was silent for a moment, then suddenly said coldly: "What a misunderstanding!" Then he hung up the phone with a beep.

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin leaned together and listened, they asked inexplicably, "What does this mean?"

I am also stuck in a fog, and it is certain that he is unfriendly to me, but the four words "misunderstood fart" have too many meanings, maybe he doesn't remember me at all, maybe he doesn't bother to talk to me, It's so frustrating to meet someone like that.

Lu Dongbin said: "Keep fighting!"

No need for him to tell me that I have already called again, this time Zhan Yifan didn't answer and just hung up.

I became more and more confused: "He won't think I'm a telemarketer?"

Yang Jian took out his mobile phone and said, "Use mine to fight!"

I decided to persevere, so I took it. After changing the number, Zhan Yifan was really fooled.

"who is it?"

I smiled and said, "It's still me..."

This time it hung up before I could speak.

I frantically said, "What the hell is going on? Are you treating me like a spare tire?" So hanging up the phone is the most annoying trick, especially when young couples are having trouble, and one party does not answer the other's phone, which is very annoying. It's okay if you quarrel, I was already blacklisted when I called again.

Lu Dongbin said, "Take mine and try again."

I lazily said: "Go ahead and call, he must refuse all calls from strangers today."

Lu Dongbin fiddled with it for a while, then nodded discouragedly.

Li Jing said, "What do you think?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I think it's probably this kid. If he doesn't remember Xiaoqiang, why doesn't he want to talk to us?"

Li Jing said: "Then what should we do?"

I said angrily: "Since he uses us as a backup, what else can we do? Counterattack!"

(End of this chapter)