don't mess with me

Chapter 129
After saying this sentence, I also feel a little awkward, why are you talking about this to a girl?

"What about that Lula?" Niu Xiaoyu asked me.

"I'm so busy at work, I'm going to be blind if she can't leave."

Niu Xiaoyu was concerned: "Then what are you going to do in the future?"

"Find a suitable opportunity to 'break up'."

"Have your grandparents met Lula?"

"No, wouldn't you be so anxious if you saw it?"

Niu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Then it seems I can help with this task."

I hurriedly waved my hands and said, "No, this is too wronged you, it's hard for the paparazzi to see you." The daughter of Niu's enterprise and a poor boy went to meet each other's parents in pairs, without paying attention Stealing Wang Feng's headline again...

"What's wrong with this, I'll just say I'm Lula." Niu Xiaoyu asked curiously, "Is Lula pretty?"

"Not ugly."

"Then it looks like I'll have to dress up tomorrow."

"Do you want me to praise you for being beautiful?"

Niu Xiaoyu smiled brightly.

After dinner, Niu Xiaoyu sent me back to the parking lot. We made an appointment to meet again before noon tomorrow, and then we broke up.

After I got home, Li Jing and the others kept looking at me. I smoked a cigarette and sat by the computer for a while. Lu Dongbin pretended to walk back and forth by my side. I couldn't help but said: "Stop pretending, if you want to ask anything, just ask!"

"Where did you go this afternoon?" Li Jing, Lu Dongbin, and Liu Xiaoliu asked in unison.

"Is the god gossiping like this? It's just drinking tea and eating."

Lu Dongbin said, "What did the girl tell you?"

"Nothing, just ordinary chat."

Li Jing said: "Didn't she want to thank you? Didn't give you any money?"

I laughed and said, "Brother, you are the majestic king of heaven, why are you so philistine?"

Li Jing said: "Isn't everyone in the world like this?"

Lu Dongbin said, "She didn't say anything thankful?"

"No."

Lu Dongbin scratched his head and said, "This girl is really unpredictable. She didn't say anything about saving her life."

At this time, Yang Jian, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said lightly: "Thank you for your kindness."

Liu Xiaoliu wondered, "What do you mean?"

Lu Dongbin slapped his thigh and said: "Erlang God's words are on point! Because Xiaoqiang saved her life, Miss Ren didn't say anything. This is to repay her kindness."

I was taken aback by what they said: "What on earth do you mean? Why do I feel more terrible than someone wanting revenge on me?"

Li Jing patted me on the shoulder with a smile and said, "For details, please refer to Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian."

I was startled and said, "You said that Niu Xiaoyu was transformed from a snake?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't play dumb with us, don't you understand in your heart? Did you make an appointment to meet at another time?"

"Tomorrow she will pretend to be Lula to meet my grandparents."

"That's right, what if ordinary friends are willing to help you with this kind of favor?"

I laughed dryly and said, "Stop messing around, can people take a fancy to me?"

"Then maybe it depends on fate." Lu Dongbin whispered to me, "Isn't Lin Hai interested in Liu Xiaoliu?"

I waved my hand and said, "You're all guessing. According to you, men and women are not happy to make friends anymore?"

Lu Dongbin said earnestly: "There is really no pure friendship between men and women. Besides, either the man has problems, or the woman is ugly. You and Lula can barely be regarded as the third case. Do you like it?" People should have said earlier, don't end up making trouble out of control, Xiaoxiang and I are examples."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Then I am pure friendship with you?"

"Don't be crazy, you guys..." While talking, a message came in from my mobile phone, and Niu Xiaoyu sent it: I saw the female Taoist priest who delivered the courier, is this trying to win love with Sadako?

I casually replied: You read books so fast, you must.

Lu Dongbin said: "Look, the text message came after me immediately, how can ordinary friends have such a big addiction?"

Niu Xiaoyu quickly replied: What about Xiaoqiang?To choose Zhenzi, you still need a Taoist priest, you can't open a harem, right?
I replied: I haven't made up my mind yet, let's have an affair with a female Taoist priest first, my book is not a harem.

Lu Dongbin stood on tiptoe and said, "What are we talking about?"

I laughed and said, "Brother Bin, do you have some endocrine disorders recently? Why are you more annoying than my mother?"

Lu Dongbin said pitifully: "I just want to see how other people fall in love, maybe I can learn some experience."

I smiled and said, "Even if we talk about it, we don't have to think about hundreds of years later, we are not the same at all, and we haven't even said anything."

Li Jing said: "Then how do you feel about this girl?"

I touched my chin and said, "I don't feel anything."

"You don't like her?"

"It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I don't think about it." To say that I still admire Niu Xiaoyu, she is young, beautiful, lively and cheerful, and she doesn't pretend to be rich. Being with her will give you a feeling of spring breeze. , but there is only a small amount of passion. Of course, it may be due to the short contact time or my dick mentality. I don't want to be the kind of idiot who wants to go crazy when the goddess just talks a little bit, and it would be bad to embarrass each other in the end.

Niu Xiaoyu's text message: The setting of female Taoist is a bit like Fa Hai, I like it very much, but I hate Xu Xian, I have no idea at all, your Xiaoqiang can't learn from him.

After reading this text message, I was a little bit emotional. When Tianjie Doll gave me advice, he also mentioned Fahai. It seems that the old monk and Xu Xian are not likable. It's a miracle that it can still catch fire, if Xu Xian and Fa Hai have to go to the base to attract attention now...

That night, Niu Xiaoyu and I sent more than a dozen text messages, and had a brief discussion on the future development of the plot. At present, the female Taoist priest has secretly developed feelings for Xiaoqiang No. [-], and the relationship between Xiaoqiang No. [-] and Sadako has also reached a stage. As I am confused about the relationship between the three of them, Xiaoqiang No. [-] can only pretend to be stupid. Now I really need someone to give me reliable advice, even if it is a doll-like trick.But Niu Xiaoyu is obviously more willing to play the role of the reader, and doesn't want to bother with that.

……

The place where we met the next day was near my grandfather's house. Niu Xiaoyu changed into a crisp jacket and jeans, turned around in front of me and said, "Does it look like a little nurse?"

I nodded, "Do you know my name?"

"Lula." Niu Xiaoyu said, "Lu is Lu Junyi's Lu, and La is Lachela, right?"

"Ah."

Niu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "It feels like an underground party, so exciting."

I suddenly laughed, Niu Xiaoyu said: "What are you laughing at?"

I said: "If you want to write my story into a book, readers will surely guess that you will pretend to be Lula and follow me to grandpa's house. It's a bit bloody."

My grandfather used an old courtyard house to replace two suites and the current courtyard house. Now houses with this layout are no longer built. Of course, the location is not too good, but it is very suitable for the elderly. The nearby streets are all The narrow alleys of the past.Niu Xiaoyu and I strolled over, and my grandfather greeted us without waiting for us to knock on the door as if setting up an ambush.

As soon as the old man saw Niu Xiaoyu, he yelled into the room with a smile on his face: "Old lady, granddaughter-in-law is here!"

Niu Xiaoyu didn't know whether it was because of his true feelings or because he blushed a little, and hid behind me.

My grandma galloped out, her strides were so vigorous that I, an otaku, would be ashamed. She quickly grabbed Niu Xiaoyu and looked at her, and she smiled casually: "This girl is so handsome! Looks like an actor."

I sweated a lot. It turned out that my dad only rated Lula's appearance four or five points. The point is that he is a "living" person. Fortunately, Lula was not brought here, even if he is gay, he can't bear it...

"Is this a compliment?" Niu Xiaoyu was so happy, he kept calling grandpa and grandma, and I looked like a courier delivery person by hanging on the sidelines.

When I entered the house, my grandma began to scold me: "How long has it been since I found someone and didn't tell us to come and have a look?"

Niu Xiaoyu hurriedly performed his duties and rescued me: "I don't blame Xiaoqiang, it's because I'm busy with work."

My grandpa took it easy: "Don't talk about it, let's cook—today we will eat dumplings."

Niu Xiaoyu said: "I'll help."

The old lady was also polite, pointing to the room and said: "Wash your hands over there."

The old and the young went to work, and the old man said to me cheerfully: "Okay, this girl is more beautiful than your father said, and I thought she was ugly when she talked about her life."

I couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Don't say anything in the future, just in case it's true..." When I said this, I quickly stopped, because I was indeed not as good as Niu Xiaoyu in terms of acting.

Niu Xiaoyu was kicked out of the kitchen by my grandma without saying a few words: "Go and watch TV, you can see that you haven't done any work." Niu Xiaoyu came out with a flushed face.I'm not surprised by this at all, it's impossible for her to work.

My grandpa beckoned and said, "Come and sit down, your grandma is straightforward, don't take it to heart."

My grandma stood at the door of the kitchen and said, "What's the point of this? It's not that you're wrong. It's normal for young people nowadays not to know how to cook. Just learn in the future." She said while pinching dumplings onto the chopping board. It doesn't delay her shooting star to catch up with the moon at all. The old lady is almost 80 years old and still works like a wind. Sometimes my mother's hand speed can't satisfy her.She asked Niu Xiaoyu to help mainly to see the girl's talent in work. It seems that Niu Xiaoyu didn't get a score in the first test.

As soon as Niu Xiaoyu sat down, my grandfather asked her: "How old are you?"

I quickly said, "One year younger than me."

"Oh——" my grandfather turned around and said, "You will be 29 during Chinese New Year, right?"

Niu Xiaoyu whispered in surprise, "Are you almost thirty?"

I'm so depressed, but fortunately I'm used to my age. Strictly speaking, I'm two years behind, and I'll be 29 after my next birthday. It's better than my grandma saying I'm 32 when she saw me— - This year will automatically become 34 after the Chinese New Year.

My grandpa asked us bluntly: "We are all grown up, when are we going to do it?" The old man has been a worker all his life, and he speaks straightforwardly. My dad is fast and decisive, right?In fact, it is only equivalent to a weakened version of my grandfather.

"Uh..." I don't know how to answer, this question is too direct, and it is absolutely impossible to give a blank promise at this time.

At this time, Niu Xiaoyu suddenly said: "I think...we will get the certificate first after the new year."

(End of this chapter)