don't mess with me

Chapter 128 Chinese Food
Niu Xiaoyu chuckled and said, "You just love to talk nonsense." She paused and said, "But it's fortunate that this is the case. I thank you partly because you saved my life, and the other part is your nonsense. Yesterday Without you, even if I don’t die, I’m afraid there will be sequelae.”

I said hesitantly: "Nonsense is my profession, sometimes I don't know what I say, so don't take it seriously."

Niu Xiaoyu said: "Are you the wedding host?" It seems that Niu Xiaoyu has misunderstood the wedding host. Speaking of which, the current wedding ceremony also sets a specific style according to your requirements. If you want something like the Spring Festival Gala, you will never be hosted Liu Laogen's big stage...

"Uh, I'm an internet writer—that's what I write about online novels." Things are messed up these days, and my novels haven't been updated properly.

Niu Xiaoyu said: "I know, I know, what is the name of your writing?"

"My wife is Sadako."

Niu Xiaoyu made a movement of shaking his shoulders: "Isn't it a horror novel?"

"You're inexperienced at first glance. It can't be a horror novel with such a name, it's funny."

Niu Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll search... Well, Long Aotian wrote it."

I said embarrassedly, "That's my pseudonym."

Niu Xiaoyu signaled me to stop talking, and started to concentrate on turning the pages, watching and bursting out laughing: "Chapter 1 is very funny, how did you come up with it?"

As a web writer I often get asked this kind of question, but most of the time the person has not read your book, they are just curious about this kind of profession, or purely to find a topic, other than "how did you come up with it In addition to ", there are often questions such as "Do you write every night", "Writers like to stay up late", and "Where does your inspiration come from?"But Niu Xiaoyu is obviously not among them, and my vanity has been somewhat satisfied.

"It's just nonsense. Our writers are just fabricating a world that can't appear in reality for readers to experience. To put it bluntly, it is to provide paid YY, please enter the urn!"

Niu Xiaoyu clicked his tongue and said, "A writer speaks brilliantly."

I sighed and said, "Are you resenting me for calling you 'rich man' so you gave me such a nickname?"

Niu Xiaoyu waved his hand again and said, "Don't talk, I saw 'Xiaoqiang' blocked in the toilet by Sadako."

She said she just watched it without moving, and I was extremely bored by the side, and the Royal Biluochun was overshadowed by my drinking, and I didn't see her intention to leave, so I said cautiously: "Let's change places, the water is cold .”

Niu Xiaoyu put away her phone and said, "I'll watch it when I get home, Sadako is so cute—where shall we go now?"

I looked at the sky and said, "Aren't you hungry? Now you can treat me to dinner." We sat here all afternoon without knowing it, and it was almost dark.

Niu Xiaoyu stood up and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

"Let's eat something serious, hot and hungry." I found that I was also hungry, and the Japanese food at noon had long been digested without a trace, and I don't know if I didn't order it right. The meal at noon felt like It was like a preliminaries contest for models in suburban counties, it was lively and lively, no one could hold on to the scene.

Niu Xiaoyu said: "If you want to eat decent food, of course you have to eat Chinese food."

"Didn't you say the cooking is over?"

Niu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "I know a good place, let's go."

We walked to the parking lot together and took out the keys at the same time—my key is of course a genuine key. After Niu Xiaoyu pressed the electronic key in his hand, the BMW next to my Alto flashed in a flash. Our mounts They are still next to each other.

Niu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment and said, "Who did it drive?"

I scratched my head and said, "In order to take care of my self-esteem - open yours."

Niu Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Get in the car!"

I sat in the co-pilot and looked around. This is a brand new BMW 7 Series sedan. The car decoration is quite satisfactory, and it still has the unique smell and touch of a new car. Niu Xiaoyu didn't color the car like other girls. Colorful or Isshiki Kawaii, I asked her: "You didn't drive this car before, did you?"

Niu Xiaoyu said: "Well, since yesterday's incident, my dad won't let me drive a car that is too conspicuous."

I stuck out my tongue secretly, and whispered: "Evil rich people!" They think that driving a BMW is a low-key performance, and I like to drive Altos to save fuel, and there is no comparison between people.

After driving for more than half an hour, Niu Xiaoyu stopped in front of a magnificent restaurant and asked me, "Have you been here before?"

I got out of the car and took a closer look. I saw the words "Niu's Private Kitchen" written on the signboard, and I couldn't help saying: "This is... your chain store? I haven't been here before." If you want to talk about Niu Bentai's restaurant Although it is open all over the country, there is only this one in the local area, and it is beyond the radius of my activities, so I have only heard people say "I invite you to Niu's private kitchen" before, but this is the first time I come here.

Niu Xiaoyu pouted and said, "I don't support my dad's business at all."

"Your dad didn't subscribe to my book either."

We walked into the restaurant casually talking and laughing. My first impression here was low-key luxury. From the ceiling lights, pillars, floors, and tablecloths in the lobby, we can see that the operator pays great attention to details. The decoration style is not deliberately Chinese, but it is delicate and soft everywhere. , anyway, I feel that even if I eat crispy noodles here, I will keep my mood happy...

Another major feature of Niu’s restaurant is that almost all the waiters are men, all of them are polite and orderly, as if they have been intensively trained by Batman’s butler. The waiter who received us asked us the number of people and led us through The hall came to a quiet corner near the window, handed over the menu and said, "Please order, both of you."

Niu Xiaoyu took the menu without any surprise, and said before turning the page: "First, let's have a steam pot chicken, a plate of fried amaranth, and a spring roll." The waiter showed approval in his eyes, nodded and said: " OK."

Niu Xiaoyu whispered to me: "I just ordered all the signature dishes here."

I also whispered: "No one here knows you?"

Niu Xiaoyu winked at me mischievously, and I realized it right away—there are so many Niu's restaurants, not every waiter knows the eldest lady, and the most important thing is that Niu Xiaoyu may not often come to take care of his business.

Niu Xiaoyu ordered two more dishes and one soup and returned the menu to the waiter. I glanced at the prices on it and was a little surprised-here, you can usually eat seafood with a stir-fried dish.

After the dishes were served, I admired Niu Xiaoyu's ordering skills even more. The combination of meat and vegetables is coordinated in color, and it covers a variety of cooking methods. No wonder Niu Xiaoyu calls this Chinese food. Not cheap.

I rubbed my hands together and said, "Seeing as you have to treat me to this meal, I'll let it go. Don't be so extravagant next time."

"Shouldn't you invite me next time?"

While talking, we both picked up the chopsticks at the same time, when my phone rang, I glanced at the display and suddenly changed color: "It's broken!"

Niu Xiaoyu hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

I made a gesture and twisted my body aside, and said flatteringly, "Dad."

My dad said in a voice that could be heard at the next table: "You haven't let your grandpa see your partner yet?"

"Didn't you agree to go tomorrow?"

"I think you're keeping something from us, boy—you're not breaking up with Lula, are you?"

Niu Xiaoyu held the chopsticks and looked at me hesitantly, I whispered: "It's nothing, I must go tomorrow!"

"If your grandpa wants to call me again tomorrow, just wait!" The old man angrily hung up the phone.

I smiled awkwardly at Niu Xiaoyu.

Niu Xiaoyu said: "I didn't want to eavesdrop on your phone call, but is your girlfriend's name Lula?"

I sighed and said, "You don't need to gossip anymore, Lula is gay, and we cheated on each other's parents together."

Niu Xiaoyu subconsciously covered his mouth and said, "Then you..."

I quickly explained: "I'm not, I like women!"

(End of this chapter)