don't mess with me

Chapter 123 Believe in Science
I shivered and almost dropped the things in my hand on the ground, and the group of people beside me hurriedly squatted down and made a crescent position with their hands——

I hugged the "Book of Life and Death" tightly in my arms, and asked Lao Yan with trembling voice: "Brother Yan, how do you use this?"

Old Yan was unpredictable: "Is there anyone who is still alive that you want to check?"

After hearing this sentence, I was at a loss. My first thought would be to check my information first, but this thing is the book of life and death. It records everyone's predetermined life span. If I check it, I will die next year and live this year. No, even if I can live another 50 years, I will count the balance of my life every birthday in the future. I am afraid it is not a happy thing. It is the same for my parents, relatives and friends. I can’t help but stay. When I was in the local area, I used to think that the "book of life and death" was the most evil and powerful prop in the world, but today I found out that it is a solemn fate for ordinary people. Anyway, I don't have the courage to open it...

Lao Yan also seemed to understand my thoughts, and he said, "Otherwise, let's check anyone at random—let's check someone named Zhang San." He took the book of life and death from me and opened the first page, and with his finger Draw and pull on it—seeing the trend, the strokes are exactly writing the word "Zhang San".

I was surprised: "It's still intelligent?"

Lao Yan disdainfully said: "Otherwise? Do you know how many people there are in the world? How long do you have to find out like looking up a dictionary?" He finished writing Zhang San in the blank space, and then clicked on the upper right corner of the book—— It is equivalent to clicking the OK button.I saw two rows of names densely packed on the originally blank page, all named Zhang San without exception.

I laughed and said: "It turns out that there is really someone named Zhang San in this world." I always thought that Zhang San and Li Si were just for those writers who didn't know the name to catch up with the young men, but I didn't think there was such a person.

Old Yan said: "There are currently 283 people named Zhang San in this world (really not many)."

I curled my lips and said, "Your thing is not easy to use. If you really want to check, who knows which one is which?" In the past, there was such a game in TV commercials. Send your name to any place and the other party can find out the whole country. How many people with the same name and surname as you are all deceiving people.

Old Yan said: "So if you want to accurately check a person, you need to know not only his name, but also his place of birth, gender, and of course the most important thing is the date and hour of birth." He clicked on one of them casually. A Zhang San continued, "For example, you know that Zhang San was born in a certain village in a certain town in a certain city in Hebei. He is the only one born here and named Zhang San. Then the person you want to check is likely to be him."

I said: "Then what if the person I want to check is born here, named Zhang San, but there is someone with the same name as him in the local area?"

Old Yan said: "Then use the date of birth to distinguish."

"Then what if this Zhang San was born here, and there is another person named Zhang San in the same year, month and day?"

"Then divide by gender."

"Then what if this Zhang San was born here, and another person was born in the same year and named Zhang San, and both of them are male?"

Old Yan glared at me and said, "Are you finding fault and fighting?"

I smiled, knowing that such a thing is almost impossible to happen.

With the touch of Lao Yan's hand, the name of Zhang San in Zhangjia Village, Hebei Province turned red slightly, and then there was a small figure the size of an index finger, Leng Ding, standing between the gaps in the book, and the small figure began to rotate 360 ​​degrees slowly, with clear body lines and facial features , A row of data appeared in the air under his feet, I jumped on the spot and said: "Damn, it's still a 3D image?"

Old Yan proudly said: "Don't think that we are lagging behind in the underworld, no matter how awesome the talent is, I will eventually be in charge!"

I thought about it too, and I couldn't wait to ask: "How long does this Zhang San have?"

Lao Yan looked at the little man hanging in the air for a while and said, "Looking at the status, there are probably 30 to [-] years left."

I was speechless: "Isn't there a saying, 'The King of Hades told you to die on the third watch, who would dare to keep you until the fourth watch? What do you mean by these two or thirty years? Is it too general?"

Lao Yan pointed to the villain and said: "This Zhang San is 58 years old, and his body is not bad. If there is no accident, he can live to be more than [-] years old, which is normal."

I said disappointedly: "His lifespan is not given by you?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said, "I don't have that much power. How long each person can live is actually up to him."

"What do you mean?"

Lao Yan pointed to Zhang Sandao of Hebei again: "For example, this person has basically never done anything bad in his life except for a gang fight with the neighbors for grabbing water when he was young, and his physical condition is also good. Now he is stable in his old age. The blessings that come, of course——I’m talking about unforeseen circumstances, if he’s bitten by a dog, pushed up by a bull, or hit by a car, that’s hard to say.”

It was only then that I discovered that the row of data at the feet of Zhangsan in Hebei showed exactly what Lao Yan said. The old man had nothing to say in his life except for a little stain from fighting with others. He had two sons and a daughter. In addition to the introduction, there is something similar to a blood tank under his feet, and there is less than half of his life...

I laughed and said angrily: "Finding out these materials is of no use to me. If——I just said if, if I want to increase his lifespan to a hundred years, is there any way?"

Old Yan looked sideways and said: "Of course not, his physiological function can live to more than 80 years old, it is useless for you to add a hundred years old to him-you have to believe in science!"

I was about to cry: "You are the King of Hades, you tell me about science?"

Old Yan smiled and said, "The King of Hades also has to talk about science."

I grabbed his sleeve and said, "Then what's the point of you being the King of Hades? Didn't you say that you often use a frying pan to interrogate criminals for fun? If this Zhang San did all kinds of evil and committed all kinds of crimes, wouldn't he be able to live more than 80 years? You can't Play some subjective initiative?"

Old Yan said: "If he is a complete villain, he will not have such a good attitude. The so-called causal cycle will naturally come to him. We don't need to operate these. In short, it is the same sentence, we must believe in science. !" Lao Yan added, "You always think that the judge and I study who should be tossed and who should be punished every day. This is completely unrealistic. There are so many people in the world, and we can't study them."

"Realistic fart!" After I learned about Hades' authority, my sense of awe for him suddenly disappeared, and I yelled, "What's the use of you giving me this broken book? This thing is a 3D version of the urban yellow pages, okay? ?”

Old Yan said: "Pay attention to your attitude, do you think it's appropriate to speak to Hades like this? Your behavior will be recorded in the record—the reason why Zhang San can't live to be a hundred years old is because he has stains."

"Yan Wang's fart!" I continued to growl, "I can see that you are basically a police officer in charge of household registration. As long as I don't break the law, you can get me." He is so majestic, it has nothing to do with him whether he is dead or not, basically as long as he doesn't do bad things and works hard at red lights, stops and green lights, he can basically get into the [-]s and [-]s-and then follow Lan Caihe's cultivation method, he can still Additional attributes of beauty and beauty...

Old Yan chuckled and said, "I just said that I don't wear small shoes for people because I don't have the time. I didn't say I don't have the skills."

"What do you mean?" After all, the authority of King Yan is deeply rooted in my heart, and I have to ensure my safety for the rest of my life...

Old Yan said: "It's like driving in a place where there is no surveillance, and it's fine if the traffic police don't know about it, but you offended the captain of the traffic police team, and I asked all the traffic police in the city to stare at you alone, can you bear it? Unsafe regulations Can I take your book and your letter with the light?"

I quickly grabbed his hand and shook it, and said maliciously and cutely: "Don't, brother Yan, I'm also complaining for you. A ministerial figure like you should not only enjoy the treatment of the deputy head of the town, right?"

Old Yan smiled and said, "You kid, do you still take me seriously?"

"No, no—" I flattered, "Tell me about the deduction of the book, how to operate it? I also want to experience the feeling of cruelty and innocence once the power is in my hands."

Old Yan said: "If a person's morality is bad, I want him to have a headache and brain fever. Isn't it just a matter of sketching? It's not difficult to get gallstones and kidney stones if it is serious? The simplest, you have played Tom cat?"

"I've played it, what's the matter?" Tom Cat is an electronic cat that needs to be beaten very much. *It's as cool as an officer using a leather glove to slap his subordinates in the face...

"I will slap you in the book of life and death, even if you are thousands of miles away, you will have a black nose and a swollen face!"

I grabbed the book of life and death in my hand and said, "This is what I want, Brother Yan!"

"Are you still calling me a police officer?"

"You are the Jade Emperor!"

Liu Laoliu quit: "Don't make jokes."

Li Jing snickered and said, "This is 'you can't die if you don't do it'."

I grabbed Lao Yan's hand and said, "Does that mean that if anyone offends me in the future, as long as I know his birth date and place of birth, I can hide in the dark and beat him?"

Old Yan laughed and said, "That's the case in theory, but you can't abuse your power. If you find out about it, take back the book of life and death immediately."

"No, no." I thought for a while and felt something was wrong, Leng Ding understood, "Wait a minute, what if people don't tell me this?" Just imagine, just take yesterday's incident as an example, I want to get rid of my bald head I still need to know his name, where he was born, and how old he is this year, so how can I chat with him?
Liu Laoliu interjected, "We didn't give you the book of life and death to satisfy your dark psychology. The main reason is that you need to deal with people when you work for our Heavenly Court in the human world. As for the details, you can’t disregard priorities.”

(End of this chapter)