don't mess with me

Chapter 122 The Book of Life and Death

After hanging up the phone, I said to Liu Xiaoliu, "Clean up and go see your father." Then I said to Yang Jian and Li Jing, "You two should come together. After seeing Liu Laoliu, I will take you to buy something." It's getting colder, and it's time to add daily necessities besides clothes.

I drove to the garbage compound of Liu Laoliu, 100 meters west of the mental hospital in this city. The old guy took away a lame rocking chair from nowhere, with two bricks under it, and he was lying in the middle of the yard drinking tea. See us here He casually waved his hand and said, "Let's all find a place to sit."

When the Xiaotian dog came to this kind of place, it was like entering its spiritual paradise, and it started to pee everywhere...

Li Jing hurriedly grabbed two stools while Xiao Tiangou was hanging around the waste paper box and came back, handed one to Liu Xiaoliu, and stuffed it under his own buttocks.

Yang Jian still greeted Liu Laoliu lightly and stood aside.

Liu Laoliu deliberately asked Liu Xiaoliu in a very casual tone: "How is your date going?" It was the same as when my dad handed me a cigarette with a conflicted expression when I came home from college.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "What are you looking for, no one is reliable." Liu Laoliu was obviously relieved.

I waved him away rudely and said, "Get up and let me sit down."

Liu Laoliu took his enamel jar and told me, "Don't lean back, I'll kill you!" He put the teapot and a stack of disposable paper cups on the table and asked me, "Why were you tied up yesterday? ?”

I sighed and said, "I was lying on the gun, and that girl took advantage of [-] million yuan. This is the second most unlucky thing in my life experience."

Liu Xiaoliu couldn't help asking me: "When was your first unlucky time?"

"I'll meet you guys."

Liu Laoliu held back his smile and said, "Don't complain, if it weren't for this group of people, you wouldn't be dead in the wilderness?"

I said angrily, "The one who saved me was a monster!"

Liu Laoliu said: "Did he not sign up until the end?"

"No, and there's no way to guess. The heavenly doll must be awake to recognize it." Speaking of this, I asked Liu Laoliu, "When will the doll wake up?"

Liu Laoliu hesitated and said, "It's really hard to say, we don't know much about it than people know about gods."

"Well, didn't you say the job report? After the doll sleeps, the emotional currency can't be collected. You can't say I'm sabotage."

Liu Laoliu said: "I called you here today for this purpose." Liu Laoliu said with a heavy heart, "Our focus of work must be shifted while the baby is sleeping."

"Where are you going?"

Liu Laoliu picked up the teapot to control the water in it, and shouted into the room: "Old Yan—Old Yan, take out the kettle." Then he continued, "How many monsters have you caught in total during this time?"

I snapped my fingers and said, "Yellow wind monsters, fine ghosts and clever bugs, small drill winds that come and go, gold and silver horns, tigers, deer and sheep, and Bai Jin'er who came to surrender by myself, there must be a dozen or so." .”

"Have you settled all these people?"

I said, "Basically, they are emotionally stable. Didn't Bai Jin'er want to build a maze paradise? Most of the people work under her."

Liu Laoliu took Lao Yan's kettle and refilled it, and said: "This is a good start, it shows that these monsters don't want to fight us wholeheartedly. To put it bluntly, staying in the human world for a long time is not a good thing for them. You We can use this as a publicity, so that those monster races scattered outside will automatically come to join us, this is an opportunity to perform meritorious deeds, and return to the Heavenly Court in the future can be used for meritorious deeds."

I said: "You don't need to say this, I have already promised them, if you can give me more authority, recruit others who dare not say it, and these gangs who have surrendered will definitely be covered."

"This..." Liu Laoliu looked around and said, "What do you think?"

Liu Xiaoliu said indifferently, "Anyway, I don't care."

Li Jingdao: "At first, I suggested to use heavy codes in troubled times, but now that I think about it, I really don't blame them, I agree."

When Liu Laoliu looked at Yang Jian, Yang Jian was still thinking about his mobile phone. I coughed and said, "Young people nowadays only play with their mobile phones when they get together with their elders, second brother!"

Yang Jian suddenly raised his head and said, "What?"

I told Liu Laoliu: "Don't ask him for his opinion, anyway, I'm the one who does the work in the end."

Liu Laoliu said: "Then I will give you full power to take responsibility--I'm not afraid of the benefits, as long as they don't play around. This is the focus of work, and finding the leader of the demon clan hidden in the world is also very important. , Ao Bing, how did your investigation go?"

I spread my hands and said, "This kid has never shown up. I'm afraid the work focus of the Demon Race has also shifted."

Liu Laoliu said solemnly: "I said Xiaoqiang, you don't need to be burdened, I'm afraid their focus has shifted to you."

I was surprised: "What do you mean?"

Liu Laoliu said: "It's very simple. The situation in the sky is always in their favor. As long as you and the doll can't absorb the emotional currency, we will become more and more passive in the end. When the doll falls asleep and wakes up, it can be traced to the root cause as long as you have a problem. They're done once and for all, so you have to be careful recently."

I sighed and said: "Be careful there is a fart, let alone all kinds of monsters and ghosts, a few ordinary people can tie me up-now I am that Tang Seng without Wukong." Thinking about it, I might not even be as good as Tang Seng , "Journey to the West" records that Tang Seng is a white and fat monk, and Tang Seng has traveled through mountains and mountains for decades to obtain the scriptures and has not seen him sick, which shows that Tang Seng is in good health. The habit of eating breakfast, anyway, I have all kinds of bad habits that lead to early death, and being able to deal with the bald people for a day is already my classic battle.

Liu Laoliu said seriously: "This kind of situation can never happen again!"

"Huh?" I was baffled.

"I mean—this kind of situation where two or three mortals can kidnap you can never happen again."

My heart moved: "By the way, didn't you say you would give me a mysterious gift?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Of course I will. You are also the spokesperson of our Heavenly Court. You will also be given a rubber stick when you become a security guard. What I want to give you today is definitely a heavyweight gift!"

As soon as I stretched out my hand, I said, "Bring it!" The benefits promised to this old magic stick will definitely be pursued hard, and if he is not careful, he will have to renege on his debt.

Liu Laoliu suddenly looked at Lao Yan and said, "Give him that thing."

Lao Yan hesitated: "Is it really for him? This is not a joke."

Liu Laoliu said: "It's useless in your hands, let's count it as a sacrifice for the heaven."

Old Yan still hesitated and said: "But... this thing is not trivial."

I said impatiently: "You two, don't be so secretive, Lao Yan, you are not going to burn an atomic bomb for me, are you?"

Lao Yan thought for a while before he took out a leather notebook from his pocket. I reached out to pick it up, but Lao Yan stepped back and said solemnly: "Before I give it to you, I must first explain the benefits of this notebook. Otherwise you don't take it seriously."

"What can I say, could it be that it's your Tianting civil servant's wife?"

Liu Laoliu patted Lao Yan and said, "Give it to him!"

Only then did Lao Yan reluctantly hand the book to me, and Liu Laoliu said: "You should know how important it is just by looking at the three words on the cover!"

I glanced at the cover of the book as I said, and then I was very bad, restless, and stunned—there were three large characters written on the book: "Book of Life and Death"!
(End of this chapter)