don't mess with me

Chapter 12

But Zhu Meifang was obviously not among them. From the pimples on her face due to her physiological disorder, it could be seen that this short and rich man had a strong desire for men and was eager to sell herself.Facing the ball, I already felt like retreating.

Zhu Meifang looked at me for a while, and said very dissatisfied: "You don't look as energetic as in the photo."

I smiled nonchalantly: "To each other, you took pictures with Meitu, right?"

Zhu Meifang didn't care much and said, "I just fixed my color."

"Well... our meeting this time was actually arranged by my dad for me." I have to tell the truth to them first, in case they feel good about me and want to wait and see I will be passive, I have to explain my branch first The stock has no plans to go public anytime soon.

Zhu Meifang waved her hand, as if she didn't care about these at all, she asked me directly: "How much do you earn a month?"

"Uh, not much."

"Then do you have a car?"

"There's an Alto, but it's not mine." This is too eager for quick success. Aren't they all politely asking how much the parking fee is now?
"What do your parents do? How many suites are there?"

I rubbed my hands and said, "Don't ask, it's not Gao Fushuai."

"I can see this - not even the rich second generation?"

"No..." She was quite careful, lest she be confused by some words and miss a good relationship.

Zhu Meifang straightened up suddenly, her nose was not her nose, her face was not her face, and she said: "Then what are you doing here? Have you read my information? Does the column for my occupation clearly say 'government employee'? Do you know what it is?" Is it a government employee? To put it bluntly, I am a civil servant, but I am a person of status. Why do you have no status and no money to join in the fun? You are here for a 'one-night stand', right?"

"you misunderstood……"

"I misunderstood something. After the rise of the Internet, didn't you provide this kind of convenience for you idlers? What are you doing? Internet writers, aren't you the kind of time-travel writer? I thought I was very chic, and I avenged myself on the spot when I kept saying I had a grudge."

I whispered: "The routine you mentioned has been out of fashion for the past two years."

Zhu Meifang became angrier as she talked, pointed at my nose and said, "It's people like you who have taught children badly and made the social atmosphere so impetuous. You are either a harem or a stallion. You don't respect women at all."

I murmured: "All I write are single heroine novels..."

"Stop talking nonsense, who cares about a single heroine? Don't you men just want the red flags at home to stay the same and the colorful flags fluttering outside? Especially a 'Luthor' like you, whose failure in life has led to a psychopath, who dare not strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman on the street. , I have already had a relationship with someone in my mind, seizing someone's virginity thousands of miles away, and claiming to be an otaku, but in fact, you are full of male robbers and female prostitutes, if I had known you were such a person, I should have called the police!"

At first, I felt quite embarrassed, and I wasn't really angry, but as she got further and further away, she began to attack personally. The people at the next table all looked at me secretly, and the two girls covered their mouths and smiled coquettishly.I couldn't sit still for a while, Zhu Meifang said righteously to the two girls: "Be careful with this guy, he's a hooligan."

At this time, Tianjie Doll's voice: "So much anger—Xiaoqiang, don't waste it, the internship has officially started, and you have to earn back your car no matter what!"

I put my hand in my pocket and said innocently, "Who am I provoking?"

"Haha, I really did not choose the wrong person, he really has potential!" It was in a good mood!

At this moment, the ball is still chattering and denouncing me, and the fire in my heart is gradually being aroused. Why, I didn’t do anything to her—of course, what I’m most afraid of is actually letting others misunderstand me. What's wrong with her, people say that hooligans are nothing, and being a hooligan is so serious, it's a matter of taste.

I was thinking about how to fight back. Should I put on a taxpayer's face with righteous words, or let her get rid of her prejudice against our business by talking about it first?I'm really not writing about harems and stallions!

At this time, Tianjie Doll suddenly said, "Is there a cup of coffee on the table?"

"Yes..." I had a bad premonition, and at the same time, I remembered a scene in "Infernal Affairs 3": Tony Leung's [-]-year-old boy went to meet the gang leader in mainland China. Isn’t there an ashtray?” The next sentence was “Take it and hit him on the head!” Although I don’t like Zhu Meifang, I wouldn’t hit her on the head.I don’t have Tony Leung’s black and white background, he can take any plane to London to feed the pigeons when he’s depressed, I don’t even have a Hong Kong and Macau passport!

"Let her splash you!"

"Let... wait, you said it the wrong way? Should I slap her or she slap me?"

The Celestial Doll said: "She splashed on you!"

"Would she like to splash?"

"No matter what method you use, you must let her splash you, and then your task for today will be completed, otherwise you will have to grab the hamburgers of the two strong men at the door."

I sneaked a peek at the door, and saw two strong men wearing sunglasses and tattoos all over their bodies devouring burgers. It seemed that gangsters were having work meals. Relatively speaking, being splashed with coffee by the ball was extra safe high.

Forced into desperation, I bite the bullet and slammed the table, and the ball was startled: "What are you doing?"

I raised my eyebrows and said coldly: "What do you have? Isn't it a small civil servant? What is a civil servant? A public servant of the people. Although some slaves have climbed up to the head of the master, they must be slaves at the level of Madam Rong , you are not even a sub-subject? You said that my failure in life led to abnormality? You failed because of a physiological abnormality? If I was really looking for a one-night stand and met you, wouldn’t it be enough to bother me?”

"You...you..." Rollerball was thrown into disarray by me, but it seemed that I had no intention of resorting to force.

I was cruel, and continued: "You have to find someone with a house and a car. Remember to buy blackout curtains and put on the best film, or those worthless girls will marry into a rich family when they see you. How inspirational? Do you really think that rich people will marry you like this? Have you watched too many Korean dramas? Do you know that the female dicks on TV are all white, rich and beautiful, and they are naturally beautiful when they take off their glasses. Wearing a bikini in a swimming pool is considered a hindrance to public safety, and the pool you've been in can't even feed crayfish!"

Zhu Meifang suddenly stood up and said, "You bastard!"

The Heavenly Realm Doll exclaimed with joy: "You scold beautifully!"

I secretly sighed: Who told her to let those who write fantasy and history not mess with those who write funny novels, but those who don’t have the ability to hack a person dare to touch funny novels casually?

Looking at Zhu Meifang who was burning with anger, I deliberately said: "Why, you still want to pour coffee on me?" As I spoke, I consciously pushed the cup of coffee in front of me that was almost dry to her...

Without even thinking about it, Zhu Meifang picked up the coffee and poured it over: "How about I just pour it on you?"

I wiped my face and said, "Thank you!"

At this time, the Heavenly Realm Doll said: "You splash her too!"

"what?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll gloated: "It's all at this time, so there's no need to bear it any longer, splash her!"

I fumbled left and right, and the coffee that Zhu Meifang ordered was served just now, but it still looked very hot, Zhu Meifang asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

I got up, picked up the apple juice from the two girls at the next table and poured it over: "Reciprocity! You should drink something too!" The girl was anxious: "Hey, I haven't drunk it yet." I smiled at her: "Forget me of."

Zhu Meifang's front was covered with apple dregs, and she poured the coconut juice from the girl across from me in a fit of anger, and before the girl could speak, she comforted her and said, "I'll take this cup!"

I swept around the world, and it happened that the waiter was passing by with a drink cart, so I didn’t care about 21, [-], and threw all my brains at Zhu Meifang. The ball didn’t show any weakness, grabbed the front of the cart and poured the cold drink on my head. .The waiter fled into the counter with a scream, and everyone in the cafe looked at us. The strong man on the right side of the door slipped into the arms of the strong man on the left in fright, and the strong man on the left comforted him softly. , the face is also "faint", I only saw it after a while, one of them has a donut tattoo, and the other has a straw tattoo, looking so deep and loving, I suddenly feel regretful-should have snatched They have hamburgers!

After we finished pouring all the drinks on the beverage cart, while Rollerball and I were staring at each other, the manager of the cafe came over with the bill and said with a pleasant smile, "Would you like to pour something else?"

I said dejectedly, "Check out."

The manager asked, "Should we tie it together or each other?"

I sighed and said, "Let's go together." Rollerball is a woman no matter what, and I think it's embarrassing enough to have a big fight with a woman in this kind of place, and I'm not in the mood to talk about it.

Zhu Meifang wiped the pearls (from the pearl milk tea) on her forehead with a tissue and said angrily, "Let's get close together, and we'll get on with each other."

As soon as the settlement was completed, I poured out a cup of apple juice, a cup of coconut juice, one classic milk tea and one mango milk tea, and finally finished with Sprite. The total was 90 yuan, and the cup of coffee I ordered cost 25 yuan. I gave it to the manager One Hundred and Fifteen: "You don't need to look for it, the two cups of coffee are also mine."

Zhu Meifang was capped at 100 yuan because someone shared the coffee.At this moment, both of us lost our anger, and we talked awkwardly to each other. Zhu Meifang looked at the steaming cup of coffee and said, "You have a conscience, or I should lose my appearance."

I said to myself that it doesn't matter whether you break the relationship or not, but the other party said something soft after all, and I mumbled: "I'm also in a hurry, I shouldn't fight with lesbians."

Zhu Meifang said: "Actually, I'm not against you. I was criticized by the leader this morning. I'm on fire, and my mentality is not right. In fact, I didn't want to find a rich man, but I just wanted to do it in one step without fussing. You look at me like this." It's not like the kind of person who wants to get married, are you still young this year?"

"The imaginary age is 28."

"I'm also under 28."

I said, "Then you are older than me, and I am two years behind."

Zhu Meifang said: "Then you have to call me sister, come on, let's be friends in the future, this time AA system, next time I will invite you."

I hurriedly said, "Let me treat you." I pointed to her hair, "There is still a pearl."

Zhu Meifang cleaned her hair, and said heartily: "Please contact me again, by the way, what is the name of the book you wrote?"

I shyly said: "My Wife is Sadako, it's funny."

"Then I'll go back and search, is it really not a stallion?"

"Look at what you said, who would dare to rob a man from Sadako?" Zhu Meifang also laughed.

The manager saw that we had turned hostility into friendship, and said with a smile on his face: "Welcome to visit you two next time. In fact, the taste of our store is also good."

I glared at him and said, "Can you drink two hundred and five with your mouth?"

I took the untouched cup of coffee and sent it to the table of the two strong men at the door: "This cup of coffee has shocked the two of you, so it is our apology."

Donut hugged the neck of the straw with lingering fear and said coquettishly: "I'm scared to death, we won't have such a day, will we?"

Straw quickly comforted: "No baby, we won't be like those stinky men." Co-authoring these two isn't gay, it's lesbian...

After leaving the cafe, Zhu Meifang asked me: "Where are you going, I'll see you off."

Her car is a QQ, which is very suitable for her status as a small civil servant. I pointed to my Alto: "I can walk by myself."

Zhu Meifang was overjoyed: "Actually, we are a perfect match."

I knew she was joking, and said with a smile: "Yes, next time we go on a blind date, we should get to know each other better. Don't be impulsive, let's encourage each other."

(End of this chapter)