don't mess with me

Chapter 11 Blind Date
At night, I began to have endless dreams. I first dreamed that I was trapped by an old guy when I was walking on the road, and then I took over a doll. This guy kept ordering me to do this and that, and finally I was with it Going to pick up its friend who fell from the sky, and finally we had a hard fight with a group of gangsters (the summary of the previous story is watering, no, this watering is the summary of the previous story), the point is the end of the dream——I found that I always Waking up is really a dream!Then I was so happy that the snot bubbles came out, just like dreaming that the teacher collects homework during the holiday, but I usually have such a dream on the last day of the holiday, and I can’t laugh when I wake up.

Now that I think about it, in order not to let others say that he is a eunuch, some authors really don’t want to write, so they put a sentence at the end: After the protagonist wakes up, he finds out that it is Nan Ke Yimeng, and the whole book is over.In fact, it's pretty good, and that's how people should be. They don't pursue great wealth, don't envy thrills and thrills, and when they open their eyes, they are still themselves, even if they are a street writer.

In the dream in the dream, I experienced the joy of "So this is a dream" again and again, almost to the point where I really couldn't distinguish between reality and dreams, until a childish voice whispered in my ear: " You laughed all night last night."

I opened my eyes slightly, and saw the Celestial Doll lying quietly on the pillow next to me. I whispered to myself: "This must be a dream, and I can definitely wake up..."

Tianjie Doll sighed: "Be realistic, Xiaoqiang."

I also sighed: "What time is it?"

"It's past six o'clock."

I wiped my face: "This night was covered with clouds and mist, and in the end it was nothing but joy."

Tianjie Doll said: "Seeing how stressed you are, I decided to give you half a day off."

I pointed to the bedroom door and asked, "Did the Four Heavenly Kings come yesterday?" At this moment, I still can't tell the situation - yesterday was a very stressful day, many things came one after another, and I was caught off guard. It’s like a dream and a dream. The teacher taught us since we were young that we can’t escape when we encounter difficulties. It’s not that I don’t want to see the Four Heavenly Kings, but I can’t react after going through all kinds of things like falling from the sky and being kidnapped. ——Have I really done so many things?

At this time, someone whispered at the door: "Go and knock on the door."

"Why am I going?"

"You are the youngest."

"Does the youngest offend someone? Whoever the boss asks will go."

I was shocked when I opened the door: I saw the four heavenly kings standing neatly in two rows at my door, like hotel doormen.

I asked, "Are you really awake?"

The four heavenly kings nodded.

"Do you have anything to do with me? Why don't you go in and sleep?"

Mo Lihong murmured: "We're not sleepy, we're hungry." It turned out that these four people stood at my door all night, and I'm afraid I didn't have enough food yesterday, so I feel embarrassed.

"Blame me, blame me, I'll buy it and go early."

I bought a large bundle of deep-fried dough sticks and came back. I turned on the water dispenser and greeted the heavenly kings for breakfast.I squeezed half a deep-fried dough stick and called it Pippi. I really didn't even want to look at it, so I had to find a bowl and sprinkle all the change I got for the deep-fried dough stick into it. The only one with a denomination of one yuan was swallowed into his mouth, and finally he picked and ate all the ten-cent bills and steel coins, and then looked up at me fawningly.

I waved my hand and said, "Don't look at it, this is your share today—okay, raising you is a threat to the country's monetary aggregates, and I counted as enmity with the Bank of China." Pippi lowered her head aggrievedly Sniffing here and there, I went into the bedroom, and I hid my mother's gold and silver jewelry on the top of the cabinet one step ahead of it. I took an empty brocade box and said flatteringly to it, "Pippi, if you want to shit, you can shit here. I don't despise you." If a lump of gold is pulled out, I will give it away, and silver is fine.

Pippi gave me a blank look and wandered out.

"I will give you some laxative someday!" I said angrily.

Mo Lishou came to me with a fried dough stick in his mouth and said, "Xiaoqiang, give me an egg."

"what are you doing?"

Mo Lishou said embarrassedly: "Hey dragon."

"Dragon eat eggs?"

"Well, you can call it a snake if you want."

I found an egg for him, and Mo Lishou opened a small hole, grabbed the snake and poured egg juice into his mouth, while scolding: "You evil animal, you will kill people as soon as you step out of the world."

We sat around the table and ate deep-fried dough sticks. I poured a glass of boiling water and sipped it: "Let's arrange the plans for these few days."

Tianjie Doll said: "These few days are mainly to give you an internship and an adaptation period."

"Will you be fired if you don't perform well during the internship?"

The Celestial Doll said firmly: "No, we will retrain you."

"Do the kings have any request?"

Mo Lihai grinned at me: "No, the fritters are pretty good!"

"Uh..." I quietly asked the Celestial Doll, "How many emotion coins do I need to send them back?" Two emotion coins can burn an Alto, so I have to weigh the gold content of this currency.

The Heavenly Doll said: "This is not necessarily the case. Although the four heavenly kings fell, they did not suffer any injuries. It will not take much. It is about 100 per person, but Mo Liqing's sword must be retrieved." Otherwise, after he regains his identity, it will cause a lot of harm for that thing to stay in the world."

“那就得400情绪币啊！”我惊叹道。按一辆奥拓5万块钱来算，5万的200倍就是1000万（拿计算器验证过了），这四位身价不菲啊！

I urgently asked: "Take the joy of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy as an example. How many emotional coins can one person exchange for a piece of music?"

Tianjie Doll said: "It depends on how much it is, it's almost two heart attacks from laughing."

"..."

At this time the phone rang, I looked down and hurriedly gestured to the people in the room: "Don't make noise, my dad!"

I came to the study and picked it up carefully, but my dad said in a harsh voice, "Hey, are you up?"

"Get up, what's the matter with you?"

"Go online! I found a blind date for you on a dating website. I have collected all her information for you. See you at the cafe at 11 noon today."

I said bitterly, "Dad, why are you doing this again?"

"Stop talking nonsense, the conditions are good, and your mother is also very satisfied. Whether you can bring it back depends on your ability."

"I……"

"That's it!" The old man hung up the phone.

I sighed and turned off the phone in a daze.By the way, am I not "26 seven eight"?Today's situation really has something to do with my age.

Originally, a man graduated from university in 23 and was looking for a job for two years. By 25, it was just right to find a partner. He talked about two things and two, and accumulated experience in kicking people and being kicked. By 28, he officially locked in a reliable one. Marriage does not delay anything, but my bad thing is that I am two years old. My parents said that my son is 28, and he still stays at home without doing business every day. They must let me solve the problem of being single within the year. Fortunately, the couple are together I work in other places, but I have been tormented by the constant communication and inquiries like a thief. In order to deceive others, I had no choice but to register an account on a certain dating website in order to prevaricate the old man and the old woman, but my dad's old fox is not so It's so confusing, I just want to leave my password, and then turn against the client and go overboard to choose a concubine for me blatantly and unscrupulously. Today's noon is another blind date event under his instruction.

I went to the living room and announced: "It seems that I must rest in the morning, my dad arranged a blind date for me."

"It's really delaying things." Tianjie Doll said, "Can't you just say you have a girlfriend?"

"If I dare to say that, the old couple will be able to come back in the afternoon. When the time comes, people? Buy a plastic one?"

Mo Lihong whispered: "Ordinary people are troublesome, and they have to get married and have children."

Mo Liqing said: "It's no wonder that he has only lived for six or seventy years. Xiaoqiang is so old, shouldn't he be looking for him?" His tone sounded like he was talking about water mosquitoes...

Mo Lishou was startled and said: "Now blind dates are men and women meeting directly?"

I said helplessly, "Baby, you can educate them."

Turned on the computer and went to the blind date website, and sure enough, there was an extra item in the collection.The other person's name was Zhu Meifang, and the information showed that she was a civil servant. There was a photo of her smirking at the camera in a tourist attraction, with average looks.My personal profile is: I want to find a simple relationship, live a down-to-earth life, and want simple happiness.

Tianjie Doll couldn't wait to say: "How is it?"

"not my style."

"Do you think people are ugly?"

I said angrily, "MB, I can't give her a solid life!"

……

"I'll give you to that girl as a meeting gift in a while, help me see what she's thinking, and I'll get you back before I leave." In the cafe, I joked with the Celestial Doll.

"I won't help you hurt anyone."

At this moment, a short, dark-skinned woman came up to me and asked, "Are you Yan Tingqiang? I'm Zhu Meifang."

I hurriedly leaned over to give her my seat, and Zhu Meifang leaned her handbag behind her back, sat down with a big face, pointed to the coffee in front of me, and said to the waiter, "Give me a cup like his." The photo on her profile looked like The pearls are round and jade-like, but real people don't see much.

We looked at each other, she was wearing a brand-name suit, she should be in a good financial situation, and her appearance was between four and five, but because she was short and dark, and she was a little too plump, she looked like a dark ball, as if she was not paying attention Where will it go.

Regarding blind dates, I never know what to say. In fact, I have always been resistant to the blind dates arranged by my parents. I have a feeling of being pimped by my close relatives. I preconceived that the people who came to the blind date were forced to be helpless in the same situation as me. Maybe we hit it off. Although we may not be married, it would be good to have multiple confidante friends in the future. I don’t even mind that the other party is gay.

(End of this chapter)