don't mess with me

Chapter 114 Phobia before marriage

Coming out of the small courtyard, Pippi and I walked along the road in the park. Although it was not too late, the park was empty now, and we walked alone with one person and one dog. Lv Dongbin was a widow, but his wife’s fiancée caught up after a while. In the end, Pippi and I were the only ones who didn’t care. I couldn’t help but took out the Celestial Doll and complained to its eternal three-lined face: "When did you wake up?" I feel a little unaccustomed to hearing it complain for so long.

When I got downstairs, I looked up. The house was pitch black, and it seemed that no one had returned.

"Everyone is having fun, this is..." I muttered and opened the door, and when I turned on the light, I was startled--I saw Lu Dongbin sitting upright on the sofa, staring blankly at the front, he saw me When I came back, I took a cautious look behind me, and then asked: "Have you settled them down?"

I laughed and said angrily: "Brother Bin, don't you need to be scared like this?"

Lu Dongbin muttered, "What about me and Xiaoxiang...do you know all about it?"

I nodded and said, "Isn't that just getting married? Why are you running away?"

Lu Dongbin waved his hands and said, "I can't tell you."

"I don't know how to say it? Let me ask you—are you and He Xiangu in free love? Or is there some reason why you were forced to marry her?"

Lu Dongbin hesitated for a moment and said, "We are... the free kind."

"That means you love her, so why run away?" I poured a glass of water and drank it down, "Don't tell me you don't love her all of a sudden, if you want to say which one of Liu Laoliu's is your favorite?" It’s better to be a girl.” I was suddenly taken aback by myself and said, “You’re not in love with Liu Xiaoliu, are you?”

"Go!" Lu Dongbin didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When someone asked about his love history, he looked far away. After a long time, he said slowly, "The first time I saw Xiaoxiang was in a small village with beautiful scenery. At that time, my master Zhongli and I Quan has become a fairy and was wandering around the world, when he saw a girl running in the woods full of fragrance of flowers. She was barefoot, with a wild flower in her temples, and a pile of freshly ripened fruits with the hem of her skirt. She is so beautiful and lovely, full of spirituality. She is not shy when she sees us, but she takes the initiative to invite us to eat fruit."

"Well, He Xiangu is a silly elder sister." I made a staged summary.

Lu Dongbin glared at me, and continued: "At that time, I had the heart to transform her, and Xiaoxiang really lived up to everyone's expectations. She has a very good understanding, and it didn't take long for her to become a fairy, and followed us to the heaven."

"and then?"

"Life in the heavens is boring. Although the eight of us are inseparable wherever we go, Xiaoxiang and I have a deeper relationship after all. Sometimes I like to make fun of her. She is also unyielding and always looking for opportunities After making fun of it, my master and the others also enjoyed it, and at that time, our bickering and fighting became the happiest time in the boring days."

"Well, one is not married and the other is not married, and the brothers and sisters are together every day. In fact, at that time, you will see mung beans rightly."

Lu Dongbin said: "Later, my master and the others also saw the signs of the relationship between us. My master was also open-minded and lazy, so he advised us to get married, but Xiaoxiang and I didn't say anything about it. I have always felt that there is nothing wrong with this, after all, Xiaoxiang is a daughter's family, so it is inconvenient to take the initiative."

I waved my hand and said, "Then...then you guys and widows can solve it just by talking and laughing..." Speaking of this, I felt that this idea was not very pure, and I was afraid that after practicing the "Looking from the Heart" Dafa, I would not be able to solve it. Such wild thinking caused disfigurement, so he hurriedly stopped.

But Lu Dongbin understood what I meant, and said with a smile: "You can't imagine the hardships of cultivating from a mortal to become a fairy. Lust is actually nothing to us."

I forcibly expelled the three words "luh, luh" from my mind...

Lu Dongbin continued: "It was also my master who inadvertently mentioned our matter to others, and deliberately wanted to perfect us, but he didn't want to, but it caused a shock in the heavens. The heavens think that since we have attained the Tao, we should no longer think about what ordinary people should have. Thinking about it, I thoughtlessly sent someone to inform me and Xiaoxiang that we are not allowed to be husband and wife."

I was furious and said: "Liu Lao Liu, this bastard, has never done anything good."

Lu Dongbin waved his hand and said, "It's not necessarily what he meant. At that time, our affairs probably wouldn't alarm him. It's just that some mediocre so-called great gods made their own wishes and issued an ultimatum—just pretending to be B."

I nervously asked, "Then what happened next?"

"Xiaoxiang and I were very angry at the first reaction. Why are we not allowed to get married? We are cultivating immortals, not monks and nuns."

"correct."

"We didn't care about anything else at that time, and went directly to the Heavenly Court theory. The Eight Immortals were united in spirit, so naturally they dispatched together, and almost went to war. At that time, we were all prepared, with the mentality of being beaten down from the Heavenly Court."

I patted the table and said, "Happy, that's how it should be—why don't you tell me that Liu Laoliu gave birth to seven girls?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Tianting probably thought it was unreasonable, and then it was nothing. Xiaoxiang and I deliberately announced the news of our marriage, and they just turned a blind eye."

I laughed and said, "Getting married is like a nail house, you should be the first to come out, and you can deserve the word vigorous."

Lu Dongbin looked bitter: "What's the big deal? After I realized it, I realized that even the date of marriage has been set! Isn't this the end of it?"

I wondered: "Don't you like He Xiangu?"

Lu Dongbin said coyly, "I like it."

I sat down on the table and said, "Then why don't you want to marry her?"

Lu Dongbin suddenly said seriously, "Xiaoqiang, let me ask you a question."

"You said."

"How long can you mortals live?"

I thought for a while and said: "If there is no serious illness or disaster, seventy or eighty."

Lu Dongbin snapped his fingers and said: "Based on 30 years old, if you marry a woman at 50 years old, if you live to [-] years old, you can be married for [-] years."

I laughed and said, "Why are you doing arithmetic with me?"

Lu Dongbin still said seriously: "In the past 50 years, you have had ups and downs, buying a house, buying a car, repaying loans to support the elderly and raising children, let alone these things. How many times have you quarreled over trivial matters? How many pots and pans have you smashed? Basin? Your wife is so angry that she has to go back to her mother's house several times-don't tell me that you are sure that this will not happen."

I also took a deep breath and said, "Not really, but what does this have to do with you?"

"Why does it have nothing to do with me? You mortals have lived through your fifties and sixties, and even if you can't make it through, there is nothing to worry about. After 20 years, you will be belching. We gods will never grow old and die!"

finally!The mystery of Lu Dongbin's escape from marriage finally had a clue in the dark, and I was dumbfounded: "Brother Bin, are you thinking too far?"

Lu Dongbin struggled and said: "It's not that I think too far, it's that we live long! Your mortal grievances will always come to an end, but we gods live forever. Do you think that if I really marry He Xiangu, this relationship can be maintained?" How long? 50 years? 100 years? When it’s good, it doesn’t feel good. If you can’t go on one day, you really don’t even have to be friends. You die before you get bored with each other. After a million years, it must be enough to consume the other party without even thinking about it."

"This..." I was immediately stopped by his question. Lu Dongbin's idea is correct. I often hear old people say that "marriage is a big event in a lifetime", but our life is only five or sixty years, and the relationship can last for fifty-six years. If the relationship is not good, I will fight for 60 years. In the end, the dust returns to the dust and the file is deleted, but the gods are different. Their life span is very strong. Basically, wasting 56 years is like picking our nails for a while. No one can guarantee that he and He Xiangu will continue to get better after they get married. The relationship between the two must have taken a sharp turn - from the moment they got married to the climax, and then followed the stock market trend in the past two years: Yes Time seems to have risen a bit, and it will eventually fall from 56 points to 2 points...

I reluctantly comforted him and said, "You have a premarital phobia."

"That's not it!" Lu Dongbin jumped on his feet and said, "Premarital phobia is the fear that one person will not be able to live the life of two people in the past. I am afraid that I will not be able to die!"

(End of this chapter)