Peking University "poor" students

Chapter 19 Extra Story: Why did I fall in love with such a her?
At the dinner table, Zhou Linlin casually told Fang Yuke that he wanted to learn how to drive, but he unexpectedly met with strong opposition.

"When I was learning to draw, you didn't object." Zhou Linlin bit her chopsticks and looked at her husband.She remembered that four years ago, during her pregnancy, she was so idle that her whole body became moldy, and she almost felt like mushrooms were growing on her body, so she went to an art exhibition organized by Fang Yuke's friend.During the one-week exhibition, Zhou Linlin soaked for seven days. He probably absorbed the essence of the painting and understood its mysteries. He suddenly felt that Van Gogh and Monet had possessed him, and felt that he was pregnant with a painter who would change the fate of Chinese oil painting. Fang was introduced by a friend to Ke, and he went to a painting training class.

At that time, Fang Yuke was trapped by the domineering temperament of the pregnant woman, and he had never been in such a subservient situation in his life.When the wife opened her mouth, he almost raised his hands and feet to support him, taking charge of the pick-up and delivery. He praised each work in different ways, for example, "You are such a mighty big cat"-can you not be mighty?That is obviously a tiger; "This red and green color is bold, and it is a painting of the characters in "Country Love", right?"——The name of this painting is "A Night of Indulgence of a Parisian Girl"...

Thinking of this, Zhou Linlin was ashamed to humiliate himself, and quickly said: "I said a year ago that I wanted to learn an instrument, and you supported me."

Before Fang Yu could answer, his son Fang Lei said dissatisfiedly: "Mom, the instrument you are best at is retreating. Dad is also a dead horse and a living horse doctor."

Zhou Linlin originally thought that she could give birth to an artist, but her intuition often goes against her identity as a woman, and there are often huge deviations in reality.Fang Lei has been at the mercy of Lin Lin since he was born, except when he was a baby. Since his mind gradually developed, he has almost become an upgraded experience version of Fang Yuke. Worth walking on one leg, or lost half of the world in the circle of female friends.Zhou Linlin felt more frustrated in this matter than failing a university course. After all, the latter still has the opportunity to make up the exam, and Fang Lei has no way to stuff it back into his stomach and go back to the furnace for reform.

Fang Yuke ate his meal calmly, and Fang Lei expressed no objection to his speech.

Zhou Linlin argues with reason: "Even if I take ten thousand steps back, I may reach a point where others have nowhere to go on the road of exploring art—well, even I have nowhere to go. But driving and engaging in Art is different, artistic cells are optional, and driving is a necessary skill. I live in a modern society, and I can’t let you drive every time. When you are on a business trip, should I point at my son to drive?”

"For others, driving is a must-have skill. For you, driving is a must-kill skill. Now that the Internet is developed and there are so many car-hailing software, if it doesn't work, you can call my assistant. When your son turns 18, you will You can wait for him to pick you up, maybe more than ten years." Fang Yuke said while adding food to Zhou Linlin's bowl.

"No, you can't engage in fascism in this matter."

"Then let's practice democracy, and the whole family votes to reject your raising your hand to learn how to drive." As soon as Fang Yuke finished speaking, the two men of the Fang family raised their hands tacitly.

"This is the violence of democracy!" Zhou Linlin protested by knocking on the edge of the bowl with chopsticks.

"If we only have the right to say YES, it is dictatorial violence. Between the two, we choose democracy."

"I don't care, I'm going anyway, and none of you can stop me. To deal with you, I'd better deal with you in the same way."

Fang Lei shrugged his shoulders not surprised: "Well, the 101st family meeting was still decided by Ms. Zhou Linlin. Dad, hurry up and introduce the second step strategy."

Fang Yuke took over the words: "It's not that you can't learn, anyway, whether you can get a driver's license is also a problem."

"Don't bury people, learning to drive is not the same thing as studying. I can't read—OK, I can't do art either—but my motor nerves are still good..."

"I still remember the time when I taught you how to swim. I can still vividly remember the past many years."

Fang Lei opened his eyes wide and looked at his father with interest.

"Don't listen to the children. Your father taught you how to float on the surface of the water. It's no easier than leading a team to do projects now."

"You are purely slandering me. I was enlightened late, and I haven't opened up the second vein of Ren and Du."

"Mom, how many things do you need to bother this second supervisor?" Fang Lei said with his face covered.

"I have a good sense of direction."

Fang Yuke said: "One, two, three, raise your left hand."

Zhou Linlin raised his right hand as he wished.

Fang Lei hid his face again: "Mom, they say that a woman's best sense of direction is in a shopping mall. If you will get lost there, don't boast about your sense of direction. Don't carry the pot without turning it on."

"Anyway, you all know that I must do this. Just keep your mouth shut." Zhou Linlin was flanked by the two of them from left to right, so he had to resort to his ultimate move.

"It seems that Mom won't look back until she hits the south wall." Fang Lei pronounced the verdict.

"What I'm afraid of isn't that your mother won't turn back if she doesn't hit the south wall, but that the driving school coach hits the south wall and wants to jump off the building." Fang Yuke said helplessly as he stroked his son's hair.

The little adult Fang Lei held his chin and said, "Anyway, you will wipe your ass, and I'm not worried about what will happen to her."

Zhou Linlin was impatient, so he went to a nearby driving school the next day to fill in the documents and pay the money.

There were a lot of students enrolled in the driving school, so Zhou Lin and Lin Xin made a fool of themselves, and paid double the money, and signed up for a crash course called VIP, where one instructor leads two students, and they are guaranteed to touch the steering wheel the next day.

Just as she was proudly rolling up her sleeves and preparing for a big fight, she ran into Xiaoxi and drove his lover to the training base.When Xiaoxi heard that she also came to learn how to drive, she felt that it was destined, and said that the celebrity coach in the VIP was an acquaintance of his. It happened that another student in the same car as his lover Li Jing temporarily interrupted the teaching because of a sprained ankle, so he happened to be able to be with her in this celebrity coach. The coach trains, and it is easy to take care of each other.Before Zhou Linlin could react, Xiaoxi had already called Coach Wang on his own initiative.

The kindness is hard to come by, Zhou Linlin agreed superficially, but all the Haikou boasted at the family dinner table disappeared in an instant, and a realistic analysis of his own strength immediately flooded into his mind. The six big characters "You can't live without doing your own crimes" seemed to be branded in front of her eyes, making her eyes go dark.

It is said that although Xiaoxi and Fang Yuke are close to each other and have a good relationship with each other, Zhou Linlin seldom sees Xiaoxi since his marriage.On the one hand, it was Fang Yuke's deliberate arrangement, and on the other hand, Zhou Linlin was inexplicably crying into tears at Xiaoxi's wedding, which was somewhat embarrassing.

Of course, as a married woman, Zhou Linlin had no affection for Xiaoxi for a long time, but at the wedding, Zhou Linlin saw the video on the screen, which said that Xiaoxi and Li Jing had parted and reunited and finally got married.Zhou Linlin thought back and forth, and confirmed that the back of the girl she met with Xiaoxi in the library when she was a freshman was Li Jing, remembering that it was because of this incident that she got drunk and had a formal and positive relationship with Fang Yuke. I couldn't help feeling a little emotional, and shed some tears along with the sensational pictures and music—but more tears came from Li Jing's good looks, like the female stars in pictorials, and she spoke softly, She is also a top female student who has gone abroad to study for a doctorate degree in two subjects, her gestures reveal an intellectual beauty.

Zhou Linlin looked at the bride's breasts and thought, Oh, I couldn't feed Fang Lei enough, and even Fang Lei thought her breasts were small... The world is so unfair!
Now she is practicing driving with a goddess-level female academic bully and former love rival, and she is still an underachiever, why can't she, Zhou Linlin, get rid of this embarrassing status as an underachiever?
Is it to face the difficulties or retreat?

There is no doubt that you have to retreat, as the saying goes, a step back will open up the sea and the sky.Zhou Linlin ran to the registration office, and it turned out that when the staff of Spring Breeze heard about the refund, their faces were full of frost, saying that there was a clause in the six-point font on the thick four or five pages of the signature, which stated that the money would not be refunded unless there was force majeure such as death.

Zhou Linlin chooses to bear with this overlord's clause—because she can't choose to die for the money, and because she can't make trouble, and if it gets big, not only Xiaoxi will know, Fang Yuke will also know, those previous domineering auras Not only will he be ruthlessly ridiculed by him, but he will also see through her motives for refunding the fee at a glance, and repeatedly bring up the issue of enrolling in other driving schools in the future until she vomits blood and dies.

This money is non-refundable.Taking a step back is not going to open up the sea and the sky. Once you step back, you will go back into the trench.

But it can't be fooled.The 5000 yuan was not brought by a strong wind. Donating it to the Hope Project can buy a classroom desk. If she throws it to this unscrupulous driving school that wrote the bullying clause for no reason, she can't help but feel this way.

After graduating from Peking University, are you afraid that you won't be able to get into a small driving school?Zhou Linlin stomped his feet, so he decided to go all out and go back to Longtan again.

After arriving home that day, Zhou Linlin immediately shut himself in the study, opened the video software, and seriously searched for videos about driving lessons.After all, this is a test of dignity, like a martial arts contest, where one knows that one is going to lose, but one must also lose in a polite manner.The picture should be two people on the top of the Forbidden City, the two sides fought for [-] rounds, the white robes were flying in the hunting wind, the opponent clasped his hands and called "acceptance", and he replied "admiration, I am willing to bow down" kind.Instead of being thrown into a dog eating feces before taking the stage, being stuck in the mire and unable to climb up and being declared defeated, the opponent said to the gentle and jade-like man next to him, "Look, that person looks like a dog." Finale.

"Losing makes you taller", this is Zhou Linlin's slogan for this driving lesson.

When Fang Yuke got home, Fang Lei put down the book in his hand, leaned against the door of the entrance, and said to his father: "Dad, Mom's forehead is tied with a white cloth to express her ambition. She read too many Japanese comics and thought that Does that make you smarter?"

Fang Yuke put the shoes in the shoe cabinet and kicked his son's ass: "You are not allowed to talk about my wife behind my back."

Fang Lei touched his butt: "Your wife seems to be serious this time."

Even though Zhou Linlin had done a lot of preparations at home, she was still overwhelmed by Coach Wang when she arrived at the scene.Sure enough, he is a celebrity coach. He has a unique celebrity appearance. He looks like Feng Yuanzheng, who played "Don't Talk to Strangers" on TV, is carved out of the same mold. Just look at his appearance and watch the shadow of watching TV in childhood. What else can I learn? car.

Because of Xiaoxi's relationship, Coach Wang's expression was amiable at first: "Xiao Zhou, I heard that you are a top student who graduated from Peking University. Let's take care of each other's progress. You can go home and take a look at the theoretical stuff. Let's take care of it." Don't waste time here, or you can go to the classroom every afternoon to give a public lecture, so I won't mention it anymore. I'll let Li Jing come later today, so I can give you more time to catch up. The progress will be almost the same in the future Yes, the two study alternately, and the combination of work and rest is the most suitable."

Zhou Linlin hurriedly thanked Coach Wang for his effort in arranging it, but when he heard the words "high-achieving student", his eyebrows twitched.

The training in the morning is not complicated. It is nothing more than getting to know the various structures of the car and simulating the use of clutches, brakes and accelerators.Because it was a crash course, in the afternoon, Li Jing also came, and the two were brought into the training ground.Coach Wang pointed to a training car and asked them to sit in it. He lowered his head and lit a cigarette by the way.

When Coach Wang finished lighting his cigarette and opened the door, he was startled and asked Zhou Linlin, "Why are you in the co-pilot? Do you want me to take you for a ride?"

Zhou Linlin hurriedly opened the door and changed seats.

"Press the clutch."

Five seconds later, Zhou Linlin said, "I'm sorry coach, I can't step on it."

"No way, you're not too short."

"But I have short legs..."

Li Jing laughed from behind.

Zhou Linlin thought of "that person looks like a dog", which seems to have changed to "that person looks like a short-legged corgi".

Coach Wang was also amused, and said: "Your seat is originally Li Jing's. She is 1.7 meters tall. Come on, you can adjust the seat. Yes, adjust it again, adjust it again, adjust it more, you There's a big difference between the two."

Okay, coach, I just listen to you, but please stop saying hurtful things...

However, such an injury was only a warning. In the next week of high-intensity training, Coach Wang's face changed from sunny to cloudy, cloudy to cloudy, cloudy to rainy, and rainy to strong typhoon weather.

Under the troubles of the pig teammates, Li Jing only came here for one hour a day. For a real master, it is not how long the practice time is, but the efficiency.Comparing the two, Zhou Linlin was quite shocked. Occasionally, when Coach Wang went mad, Zhou Linlin covered his face with his hands and shouted: "Coach Wang, don't kill me!"

In the evening, Fang Lei made a video call to Fang Yuke who was away on a business trip: "Dad, Mom has gone crazy in practice." He said while turning the camera to his mother not far away.At this time, Zhou Linlin was holding a washbasin in one hand and a golf club in the other hand. He raised and lowered his feet and muttered: "Step on the clutch, change gears, release the clutch, lightly step on the accelerator..."

Fang Yuke frowned: "Has your mother lost weight?"

Fang Yuke hung up the phone, still feeling uneasy, refused the dinner, changed the next morning's flight to the earliest flight of the night, and still arrived home late at night.

Fang Yuke groped into the bedroom softly, and saw that Zhou Linlin hadn't changed into his pajamas and had fallen asleep with his washbasin in his arms.Fang Yuke sighed, and wanted to take off the funny props in her hands, but she didn't expect her to hold them so tightly that she couldn't take them off.Turning on the small desk lamp beside the bed, and carefully looking at Zhou Linlin's face, he was really thinner and darker.It's May, and it should be warm, but it's tanned, which shows that it's been a long time outside these days.Thinking of the phone call to Lin Lin, she didn't mention the hardship of training, unlike her usual.

Fang Yuke never thought that Zhou Linlin would give up driving practice. She is the kind of child who is not talented enough to be persistent. Although on the surface she looks like a hippie smile, she is sensible in her heart, and she will not give up halfway after 3 minutes of heat. .

But he was surprised that she didn't act like a baby to him this time.

In the past, if she encountered such a thing, she would definitely talk about her hard work in his ear, and let him comfort her a few more words, and she would go on contentedly.He was happy to listen to her babbling, she was not like other women who chattered, and every time she babbled, she was very curious.For example, the bald teacher who once taught painting sighed every time he saw her, which made his hair bald even more. Fortunately, he had good intentions and couldn't bear to scold her, so he lost a lot of hair, and it also fell into a heart shape. , quite an artistic effect.It can be seen that good things are rewarded with good things. The bald teacher Fukuzawa has changed from an art teacher to an art master, and if he loses it, he will definitely be an art master.Then she brought peaches to the teacher every now and then, saying that she was keeping her shape.Although the artistic talent is not good, the teacher is a little happy by her weird thinking, and eating peaches has become a year-end friendship.

Since the washbasin was still held in Lin Lin's hands, Fang Yuke couldn't change her clothes, so Fang Yuke had no choice but to wake her up.When Lin Lin woke up, she was taken aback, then hugged the washbasin and whispered, "You're back."

Fang Yuke took the washbasin she was holding to her chest, and said with a half-smile: "Fang Lei said you're completely bewildered."

Zhou Linlin tilted his head to look at him, and suddenly said: "Fang Yuke, am I really stupid?"

"Where is it? You have already gone to Peking University, how can you be considered stupid?"

"Ugh……"

Fang Yuke rubbed her head: "Why are you so shocked? Have you taken a shower?"

Zhou Linlin shook his head.

"Get up and take a shower."

"I can't walk." Zhou Linlin stretched out his hands, with a tired low nasal voice.

Fang Yuke picked it up with ease: "It's three catties lighter."

Zhou Linlin buried her face in Fang Yuke's chest, and followed Fang Yuke's footsteps into the bathroom.

She thought about whether to tell him about meeting Xiaoxi by chance, but she was too tired, so she let herself be lazy, listened to Fang Yuke's voice testing the water, smelled the familiar smell of her lover, and fell asleep again I can't even remember when I took a shower, when I changed my pajamas and went back to bed.

The next day, Fang Yuke asked Zhou Linlin to call the coach to suspend teaching, Zhou Linlin naturally refused, instead of arguing, but this time Fang Yuke refused to give up an inch, and it still didn't make sense to let her play both soft and hard ways.It just so happened that the company that Zhou Linlin was affiliated with came up with a big translation project, and it took two months to work on it.She really didn't have time to train, so she could only listen to Fang Yuke's words first.

On the next day, Fang Yuke suddenly went on a business trip to the neighboring province for a week.When he came back, he didn't mention anything about learning how to drive. The two husbands and wives had been busy for a while, until Zhou Linlin's translation project was completed, and Fang Yuke also had some leisure. On the weekend, Fang Lei was driven to his grandmother's house. Fang Yuke proposed to go for a walk in the suburbs, saying that it was rare for them to live together.

Zhou Linlin thought that he should find an opportunity to talk to him about learning how to drive, so he thought about it.

After driving for about two hours, the two arrived in a village in the suburbs.

It is said that it is a village, and there are only a few families.In this season, people in the village have probably gone to the fields, and the doors of every house are closed.Behind the village is a large field surrounded by a pile of discarded tires.Behind it is a road that has been gradually abandoned due to the construction of national roads many years ago. On both sides are the empty flat land left by the sand and gravel mining before, with some stubborn summer grass swaying in the wind from time to time.

After a while, someone drove a coach car over.

A young man about the same age as Fang Yuke stepped out of the coach car, pointed at Fang Yuke and said, "You bastard, you asked me to drive this broken car all the way to accompany you to see the scenery." Seeing Zhou Linlin, he nodded and bowed and said, "Hi sister-in-law!"

Fang Yuke threw him a bunch of keys and said, "Didn't you always say that you want to try my new car? I will borrow your car today and use mine as you please."

The man patted his leg and said, "Hey, didn't you say that only wives and cars can't be borrowed?"

Before Fang Yuke lifted his leg, that man quickly picked up a bargain and ran away.

"Get in the car." Fang Yuke said to Zhou Linlin.

Although Zhou Linlin had already guessed the scene with a high probability, he still said: "Don't you have a coach certificate?"

Fang Yuke took out a brand new certificate from his pocket and said, "I hold the certificate to work and teach legally."

Zhou Linlin read the certificate many times and asked, "Did you buy it in Zhongguancun?"

Fang Yuke snorted: "If it's fake, welcome to monitor by phone."

Zhou Linlin's jaw dropped: "Why are you going to take this certificate?"

"Then how long are you going to hold a washbasin?"

Zhou Linlin was completely stunned: "Did you go on a business trip suddenly?"

"I checked and found that the certificate is taken twice a year, and there is still a place there. The test is only a week away, but I didn't expect to wait for the certificate for two months."

Zhou Linlin suddenly yelled: "Fang Yuke, you are too loyal!"

A flock of crows flew above Fang Yuke's head: "I think as a wife, your way of expression is really out of touch."

Zhou Linlin laughed loudly, walked around Fang Yuke several times, then kissed him on the face, and then said depressedly: "However, you just passed the exam."

"..."

The next day, Fang Yuke and Zhou Linlin had an exclusive one-on-one training.Of course, compared to Coach Wang, Fang Yuke's cynicism is not less, and his venomous tongue is also a bit dense.

"Are you driving a go-kart?"

"Put a little more force on the joystick, and you can hit a home run. Come on."

"I just want to sing now, falling in love with a wild horse who can't drive, there is a grassland in my house that is not enough for her to spoil..."

However, knowing his wife, Mo Rufu, Zhou Linlin made great progress during the day, especially in the evening, he was able to run around freely.

Zhou Linlin shouted excitedly: "Fuck you Li Jing, smile, laugh, laugh, look at how good I drive!"

"Li Jing?"

Zhou Linlin didn't know that he had slipped the tongue, so he turned the steering wheel excitedly and said, "It's Xiaoxi's wife, who learned how to drive together, as if she came here to piss me off. You said that the brains of you people who can read, are they in the middle of the night? Suck out the soul and suck the brain?"

For a while, Zhou Linlin was still immersed in the excitement of success, apparently forgetting that the person next to him hadn't spoken for a long time.

By the time she realized it, they were already driving on a low slope where warblers and grass grew.Fang Yuke glanced at Zhou Linlin restlessly.

"Then what, I didn't say bad things about Li Jing because of brother Xiaoxi, bah, bah, what brother Xiaoxi, it's Xie Duanxi, Xie Duanxi. I don't have any thoughts."

"Why didn't you tell me if you were not in the mood? I said you studied so hard, you co-authored and went out to PK with your rival in love."

"It's definitely not for this reason, the main reason is... mainly because I have to give you a face. Why do you say that the ordinary Xie Duanxi married a wife who is like a fairy, with a good brain, and you who are astonishing as a heavenly man married you?" A wife has to be a defective product like me? Am I worried for you?"

"That's what I like to hear, let's go on."

When Zhou Linlin heard this, he became excited: "I thought to myself, learning to drive may seem like a trivial matter, but the politics behind it are of great significance. If I lose the battle, won't I lose the dignity of your Fang family? So I have a headache. Hanging beams and awls piercing buttocks, reckless, determined to make a complete lore. However, it is not that our side is incompetent, but that the enemy is too cunning, and the success fell short. Fortunately, you turned the tide today and turned the world around..."

Listen, listen, Fang Yuke has parked the car on the side of the road, looking at Zhou Linlin quietly.

Zhou Linlin immediately sat upright, raised his right hand to his left chest: "I swear, I didn't have any personal feelings on this matter..."

"Lin Lin, do you feel sorry for me for marrying me? I can't lift my head?" Fang Yuke took her hand, stroking her palm, and asked in a low voice.

Zhou Linlin immediately sank down, with his head drooping a little: "Not really. You lose a little, I earn a little, and there is no loss inside or out."

"..."

"I just think that if you marry someone as outstanding as Li Jing, maybe you will live a better life than now."

"For Yu Xiaoxi, a hundred Zhou Linlin may not be worth one Li Jing. But for me, 1 Li Jings are not as good as you." Fang Yuke said, "I am such a smart person, this kind of thing There will be absolutely no disadvantages.”

Zhou Linlin raised his head, his eyes shining brightly: "Really? Then what can I do?"

"It's not good anywhere, IQ doesn't match me, and my actions are reckless—but why does the world need so many smart people who go out in the middle of the night to suck people's brains? Why do you have to beat Li Jing in learning to drive? I Don't you need a driver? I just want to see you play a little smart and be smug. It's much more interesting than Fang Lei. This kid is too much like me. He should have a daughter. It’s okay. Just like this driver’s car, I’m sitting in the co-pilot’s position, watching the road for you all, and stepping on the brakes when appropriate.”

Zhou Linlin shook Fang Yuke's hand back: "Well, let's have another daughter, like me."

Fang Yuke stroked her face, and after two months passed, Lin Lin's face became pale and tender again.

This woman who doesn't like makeup and doesn't even bother to take care of herself has never been troubled by acne after graduating from university, and her round face is clean.It's still the crisp short hair in school. I once said that I wanted to grow long hair for femininity, but I cut it off after finding that femininity has nothing to do with hair.He always likes to mess with her hair when he has nothing to do.She turned her head when she was upset, and let him fiddle with her like a sheep when she was happy.He was also wondering why he fell in love with such a her.But thinking that if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't be able to imagine how cold he would be.

A kiss, like a good morning kiss every morning when you wake up.

Kiss again, like the first time he kissed her tremblingly many years ago.

The wind blows outside the car, the weeds sway with the wind, and butterflies are flying in pairs.The stupid woman in the car probably forgot what she swore she would never have a second child.

After all, the number of smart men in the car is too high.

(End of this chapter)