Chapter 537 Extra Five: Dog Food Collection ([-])

Part4: Two bars
Under Zhuang Shu's hard work day and night, Qiao Wei finally went out of the bathroom with the two-striped pregnancy test paper in her hand, and gave Zhuang Shu a nod.

"Two bars."

"Oh." Zhuang Shu, who looked down at the document, was expressionless.

This is his attitude? !
Qiao Wei was inexplicably upset, and almost brought the pregnancy test paper under Zhuang Shu's eyelids, "Two bars, two bars, you can see clearly!"

"So?" Zhuang Shu looked up with a calm face.

"So..." Qiao Wei bit her lip, "Do you want it or not?"

This is of course hypocritical nonsense.

Ming said that the child she had with son Xuan Yi was most likely the one she lost.

If it can really come back, her life will be complete.

It is conceivable that even if Zhuang Shu didn't want it, Qiao Wei would give birth to the child herself.

"What do you want?" Zhuang Shu was puzzled.

Qiao Wei patted the pregnancy test paper on him, hugged the pillow angrily and went to the guest room.

Zhuang Shu grabbed the pregnancy test paper off his body and studied it over and over for a while, but to no avail.

He picked up his mobile phone, posted a post on the forum, and asked conscientiously: "My wife gave me two bars and asked me if I want it. Is there any special meaning?"

Netizens responded very quickly.

"Oh, it's you again as the landlord, why is your wife making things difficult for you this time?"

"Two bars? The squadron committee?"

"I want to know if the two bars are red or green."

"It's actually like this. These two bars are two parallel lines that never intersect. Your daughter-in-law is implying that she wants to divorce you."

When Zhuang Shu saw it, he immediately became nervous.

He hurriedly pushed the documents aside, and rushed to push the door of the guest room.

Fortunately, being able to push it away means that his wife left him a step down.

Zhuang Shu unscrewed the door of the room, and saw a lump under the quilt at a glance. With a step of his long//legs, he easily embraced her with the quilt in his arms, trying to pull her out from inside, his voice softened: "Little skull, what's wrong?"

Silkworm Baby Qiao Wei turned her face away, and said in a muffled voice, "Ask if you want it."

What do you want?
parallel lines?
Zhuang Shu resolutely refused to the end: "No!"

Qiao Wei exploded as soon as she heard it, she took the initiative to dig herself out, twisted his ears, and asked through gritted teeth: "Are you sure?!"

"No!" Zhuang Shu said with a determined face, "I don't want to be parallel lines that never intersect with you!"

Qiao Wei, who was on the verge of rage, was stunned when she heard this, "What parallel lines?"

Zhuang Shu awkwardly took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to her.

There are two intertwined wavy lines drawn on the paper, the style of painting... well, very soulful.

Qiao Wei didn't understand, and looked at him inexplicably.

Soul painter Zhuang Shu had no choice but to popularize science by pointing at the painting: "The line below is you, and the line above is me. You see, the two lines are intertwined//, which means that we are destined to be entangled endlessly."

"..." Qiao Wei was silent, "I asked you if you want a child, why are you telling me such nasty things?"

"What do you want, what do you want?" This time it was Zhuang Shu's turn to be stunned.

"My child! Two bars! Didn't you see them all?" Qiao Wei was furious. "Hey, why are you flipping through your phone? Give it to me!"

Taking Zhuang Shu's phone and looking at it, Qiao Wei felt that a door to a new world had opened.

Chairman Zhuang, who is cold and arrogant outside the high school, what kind of posts are he posting in private?

"How can a proposal impress a girlfriend?"

"How can I raise my daughter-in-law to be fat and fat?"

"My daughter-in-law bit me in a dream and called me a bastard. What does this indicate?"

Qiao Wei glanced at Zhuang Shu.

Zhuang Shu was inexplicably short of breath, "Would you believe me if I said that Secretary Chen borrowed my mobile phone to send this post?"

Qiao Wei raised her eyebrows, "What do you think?"

Zhuang Shu went back to the study in a daze.

Half an hour later, there was a sudden bang and bang in the study.

"Kids! Kids!"

A figure rushed in like a tornado, wrapping Qiao Wei in his arms.

"Little Skull, we two are going to have a baby!"

"...Is your reflex arc a little too long?"

"I'm not only long in reflex arcs, I'm long everywhere." Zhuang Shu squeezed her chin, and kissed her lips deeply, "Shouldn't the little skull be the most clear about this?"

Zhuang Shu happily carried the phone to the corner, and began to announce the good news one by one.

after an hour.

"Grandpa, Qiao Wei and I have a baby!"

two hours later.

"Uncle, Qiao Wei and I have a child!"

three hours later.

"Secretary Chen, Qiao Wei and I have..."

This time, before Zhuang Shu could speak, Secretary Chen took the conversation away.

"I know, I know, I have a baby. Mr. Zhuang, it's four o'clock in the morning." Secretary Chen rubbed his temples with a headache, "Also, this is the fourth time you've called me to tell me about this gone."

Hmph, isn't it just pregnant with a child?
What an amazing thing!
As for spreading dog food all over the floor!As for it!ah? !
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Part5: baby
Qiao Wei has very high expectations for the baby.

The specific manifestation is that she strictly abides by all precautions during pregnancy, and she resolutely excludes all things that may cause fetal instability.

For example, shy.

Zhuang Shu was very dissatisfied with this.

After being a vegetarian for more than [-] years, he finally tasted a bite of meat, and he hasn't tasted enough, so he won't let him eat it!
Just ask, who can stand it?

Qiao Wei was lying on the left side, Zhuang Shu hugged her from behind, kissed her ear//lobe lightly, and spoke in a soft//soft tone, "Little skull, I think..."

This bastard secretly played tricks, deliberately pushing against her lower back.

Qiao Wei was lying on her side, flipping through a baby-care book, and coldly refused: "I don't want to."

"I'm uncomfortable."

"I don't feel bad."

"I'll take it lightly, okay?"

"not good."

"You tortured me like this, aren't you afraid of killing me?" Zhuang Shu got his head into her spacious maternity clothes, kissed every inch of her skin fascinatedly, panting slightly. "Little heartless!"

"You can choose not to suffer." Qiao Wei said slowly, pressing his head. "You have five girls."

What she said reminded Zhuang Shu.

Zhuang Shu pulled her hand and covered himself.

For the young couple to be pregnant//pregnant, apart from the young couple, the happiest thing is the system.

The system rushed to the void excitedly, announcing the good news to the Taoist priest and Juwu: [I am pregnant!Can I untie and regain my freedom? 】

"Ah."

【Then, master, former master, where is my entity? "]

"It's right there."

The system baby followed Ju Wu's fingers and saw Qiao Wei who was undergoing an obstetric examination at the hospital.

【Eh? 】

Before it could react, it got kicked on the virtual ass.

The virtual body of the system floated up, and smashed straight towards Qiao Wei below.

It frightened and waved its virtual arms, 【Help, ahhhh——】

"Unfortunately, Mrs. Zhuang, you are pregnant with a stillborn baby and need to clear the palace..." The doctor paused, turned his head, and stared at the image displayed on the electronic device, "Hey, why did the image suddenly change?"

"Impossible." Qiao Wei held Zhuang Shu's hand tightly, "Impossible!"

Zhuang Shu's complexion is also very bad.

He patted Qiao Wei on the shoulder and comforted her softly: "It's okay, Qiao Wei, we will still have children."

In the blink of an eye, Qiao Wei seemed to hear something.

[Host save me! 】

Accompanied by this familiar yet unfamiliar childish//tender voice, it seemed that something had landed on her stomach.

"Strange, the fetal image is normal. Could it be that I was wrong just now?" The doctor pushed the glasses, checked it several times to confirm that it was correct, did not take this little episode to heart, and said with a smile on his face, "Congratulations Zhuang Sir, Mrs. Zhuang, the fetus is ten weeks old, and it is very healthy."

Zhuang Shu turned her worry into joy, and couldn't help but bowed her head and kissed Qiao Wei, "Don't be afraid, the baby is fine, it's still fine."

Qiao Wei still looked dull.

If she heard correctly, that voice just now was Mr. System?

[Yes, it's me, it's me! 】The system baby was crying in her stomach with snot and tears, 【Host, get me out quickly!Damn time and space hunter Ji Qi kicked my ass, kicked me down! 】

After returning home, Qiao Wei locked herself in the bedroom, pointed at her stomach with a serious face, gritted her teeth, and said with a ferocious face, "You little hot chick from the system, come out!"

[You got me out of here! 】

"come out!"

[I want to come out too. 】The system cries into a ball in grievance, 【Quickly find a way to get me out!Bad master, bad former master, they clearly said that after you get pregnant, I can leave the fast travel system and get the physical one. 】

Qiao Wei's ferocious face froze suddenly.

She lowered her eyelids.

For a long time, I didn't speak.

[Host, host, please find a way! 】The system baby is still urging her anxiously.

Qiao Wei suddenly laughed.

The eye sockets are slightly red.

"Forget it, that's it." She stroked her belly gently, "When I give birth to you, won't you be able to have a physical body?"

【Eh? 】

"So, now, your first task is to quickly absorb nutrients and wait for the day when the fruit is ripe."

[No, no, no, I refuse, I refuse! 】The little baby of the system turned pale with shock, 【I don't want to be your son!You are so bad to me, not good at all!You treat little zombies better than me!Hmph, I don't want you! 】

"Unfortunately, you don't have the right to refuse." Qiao Wei raised her finger and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

[House, host. 】The system baby asked timidly, 【Are you crying? 】

"No."

【Okay, okay, I... I'll take it as it is, you... don't cry...】

"Don't worry, I will treat you very well in the future."

[Better than dealing with little zombies? 】

"It's better than dealing with little zombies."

[Better than your husband Zhuang Shu? 】

"Better than my husband Zhuang Shu."

[I don't want to be a substitute! 】

"You are not a substitute."

[You won't bully me again, will you? 】

"I swear, I will never bully you again." Qiao Wei patted her belly lightly, the temperature of her fingertips almost passed through the thin belly to the little system baby inside.

The little baby of the system shyly avoided it, and the virtual little \/ showed a contented smile on his face, and turned his virtual head away proudly, [Huh, then I will live here reluctantly. 】

(End of this chapter)

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