Chapter 536 Extra Story [-]: Dog Food Collection ([-])

Part1: Tampons

Mr. Zhuang is in love.

His girlfriend is a woman with no education, no taste, no looks and no figure.

The first person to spread this rumor was Xiao Chen, Zhuang Shu's secretary.

Miding Financial Company's female staff from 20 to 60 years old organized a group to find out the facts, but none of them believed it.

"Love? How is it possible?"

"Shouldn't a cold-blooded and ruthless president like Zhuang with facial paralysis be married to a career? No, I mean, shouldn't he join forces with each other, have a marriage without love, and raise a bunch of little three, four, and five outside?"

"Brother Chen, how do you know, have you seen that woman?"

It is really hard for everyone to imagine what Zhuang Shu would look like in love.

Secretary Chen shook his head, "Boss Zhuang is very protective of this girlfriend, man, I didn't look at it, but..."

"cut--"

The female staff scattered in disappointment.

"I didn't see anyone gossiping, and I pretended that the boat photo was leaked, so I was so excited."

"I knew it was another rumor!"

"You say Mr. Zhuang is not too young, and there is no woman around him. Could it be that there is some obstacle in his body?"

"The obstacle is impossible." Secretary Chen said quietly, "Last month, Mr. Zhuang asked me to book an extra-large double bed in Furnishing City. There are only three conditions - first, the most expensive; second , the best looking; third, the strongest."

The female staff members withdrew their toes and turned to look at the explosive Secretary Chen.

"When I took someone to install it, I found that Mr. Zhuang's original bed had collapsed."

collapsed...

The female staff instantly petrified.

How intense is it to shake the bed down?

"Another time, in the middle of the night, Mr. Zhuang called me and asked me which brand of sanitary napkin is the best to use." As soon as he said it, Secretary Chen wanted to spit out all the bitterness in his stomach, "I'm a big man, why don't you use it?" May know which brand of sanitary napkin is easy to use!"

No one paid any attention to his whining.

Everyone was silent for a while, and then asked: "So what? Which brand did Mr. Zhuang buy?"

"Hey, your focus..."

"Tell me, which brand Mr. Zhuang bought!"

"I also want to buy the same brand, and use the same brand as Mr. Zhuang. I feel that I am one step closer to him."

...something seems to be wrong.

"What starts with NA, a foreign brand, tampons."

Don't ask Secretary Chen how he knew.

After receiving a call from Mr. Zhuang in the middle of the night, he asked a hundred of his female friends for advice on his mobile phone, and obtained achievements - he was blacklisted 67 times as a pervert, labeled as a fake mother 32 times, and was reported as a warning X harassed 1 time.

Fortunately, the task was successfully completed.

Secretary Chen combined a hundred kinds of answers, and gave Mr. Zhuang a general science on the difference between sanitary napkins and tampons and how to use them.

"The towel is to be glued to the trousers. The tampon is to be stuffed in." Secretary Chen explained conscientiously.

The next day, the proud Mr. Zhuang patted Secretary Chen on the shoulder appreciatively, "Good job, the tampon is very good."

Zhuang Shu personally pushed one of the little skeletons into the human body. Speaking of the process of pushing it in, the taste...was really good.

Secretary Chen: "...???"

Of course, these are not the point.

The point is...

"Mr. Zhuang asks me to write a report every other week, and the title is similar to-"How to please girls", "One Hundred Ways to Increase the Interest of the Room", "Eighteen Taboos in Chatting with Girlfriends", " How to Quickly Get Rid of Bruises on Your Face" "A Thousand Strategies to Perfectly Avoid Kneeling Durian Ends"... like this."

"..."

Everyone immediately imagined the miserable situation of the cold and arrogant Mr. Zhuang kneeling on the durian.

Could it be that Mr. Zhuang is really in love?

……

Part2: Joe Acquisition
Everyone observed Zhuang Shu overtly and secretly for a long time, and found that Zhuang Shu was not much different from before, except...

Sometimes, he answered a phone call in a soft voice, the huge contrast almost scared the people around him to death.

Sometimes, he became in a great mood and gave everyone an extra month's salary for no reason.

And sometimes, he was in a bad mood and turned back to the critical and vicious president he used to be.

"Capricious."

Everyone talked about him in private.

"On a day in June, Mr. Zhuang's face is cloudy and sunny, it's terrible."

For a while, Zhuang Shu's hobbies changed from financial investment to equity acquisition.

In just a few months, he bought more than a dozen companies with a wave of his hand.

These companies are big and small, some are engaged in real estate, some are engaged in construction, and some are engaged in the Internet. They have nothing in common with each other.

If I had to say it, it would probably be...

Have you ever hired a female employee named "Qiao Wei"?
Speaking of which, this Qiao Wei is also a god.

Every time she changed jobs, within three days, the company would be acquired by Zhuang Shu, and then she resigned, continued to change jobs, and continued to be acquired... The industry gave her a nickname called "Joe Acquisition".

After everyone passed it on as a joke, they suddenly fell into a strange silence in a tacit understanding.

How could it be such a coincidence?

The gossip about "Joe's acquisition" spread all over the company overnight, causing a lot of trouble.

During the regular meeting on the second day, the board of directors tentatively asked the reason for the aggressive acquisition of the company. Zhuang Shu, who was busy signing the documents, did not raise his eyelids, and replied calmly: "I don't want my woman to work for others. Any questions?"

"..."

Of course, no problem.

His woman, only he can handle.

The little skull was clamoring for some kind of independent personality, and refused to be his little assistant, nor would he obediently be a housewife, which made Zhuang Shu worry for a long time.

Later, he simply came up with the most convenient way.

She applied for a company, and he bought one.

When she resigned and looked for a job again, he bought another company and sent her an interview letter.

After tossing back and forth more than a dozen times, Xiaokulou, who knew he had nowhere to look for a job, finally settled down.

Now she has changed to buy low and sell high the stocks of the companies under his name full-time, and she has become a speculator.

……

Part3: Marriage Proposal

Wannian single dog Zhuang Shu announced his love affair in a very strange atmosphere, which has already surprised everyone.

What shocked everyone even more was that within a few months, Zhuang Shu publicly announced again——

he has married.

The bride is the mysterious Joe who acquires himself.

It was rumored that Zhuang Shu squandered billions of dollars in a high-profile marriage proposal, but it was actually not the case at all.

The process of his marriage proposal was very simple.

And yellow storm.

Just as he was about to close the door, he rubbed Qiao Wei's lips lightly and stopped.

"Little Skull, do you like to be slept by me? Huh? Is it comfortable?"

"..." Qiao Wei looked crazy.

"Say it, I won't move if you don't speak."

This guy was grinding slowly, and Qiao Wei couldn't stand it any longer, and confessed spinelessly: "...comfortable."

"Do you want to be comfortable for the rest of your life?" Zhuang Shu slowly pecked at the corners of her lips. He was usually greedy like a hungry wolf, but now he restrained his temper, held his breath, and teased her from time to time. , "If we want, we will get married."

"..."

Although the thought of killing this bastard no less than a hundred times popped up in her mind, Qiao Wei still nodded her head in order to be able to conceive a child smoothly.

The next moment, her body became full.

Enriched to... almost swollen.

Qiao Wei groaned, her long nails left red marks on Zhuang Shu's back.

Zhuang Shu held her waist/limb, making the distance between himself and her less than twenty centimeters, until the intimacy was so close that there was no gap at all, then he chuckled and squeezed her tricky little hand.

A dazzling diamond ring was put on her ring finger like a magic trick.

"My sunshine, in the past, present, and future, you will be my only one." Zhuang Shu looked at her intently, kissed her eyelids, "I love you."

Before meeting her, he didn't know what love is.

Therefore, he studied how to love someone very seriously, tried his best to suppress the evil thoughts in his heart that wanted to bully her, pampered her, pampered her, tried hard to make her feel his ardent/hot love, and taught her to actively participate in his weaving. In the deep love network, the thought of running away will never arise.

Qiao Wei was not used to such a straightforward and enthusiastic confession, so she was silent for a moment.

Seemingly dissatisfied with her attitude, Zhuang Shu pressed her back maliciously and pressed on himself, making her gasp.

"Hey, bastard, you... When did you fall in love with me?"

Zhuang Shuqing/bited her ear, "When we were the first time."

Joe, the old driver, understood in seconds.

She pushed him angrily, "Be serious!"

"Well... it should be the first sight."

Qiao Wei's expression was indescribable, "It's the first time we met, I seem to be a skeleton."

Oh my god, he has a sexual attraction to a skeleton?

This bastard's hobby is really strange...

"The first time I saw you, I felt very special, and I was looking forward to it..." Zhuang Shu smiled frivolously and presumptuously, "You look like you have flesh and blood."

He lowered his head and took a bite of the meatiest part of her body, his tone extremely playful.

"Sure enough, it's sweet enough, delicious enough, and you'll never tire of eating it."

Qiao Wei: "..."

Marry a fart!
She wants to kill this big silver devil!
(End of this chapter)

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