Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 3
With a thought, Yang Chen successfully purchased it.

Ding--

[System prompt]: Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' who spent 20 routine points and successfully purchased a "Dragon Tiger Pill", which has been included in your backpack. "

Yang Chen quickly closed the routine mall, and opened the backpack.

There are only two things in the backpack, one is an icon in the shape of monkey hair, and only the last of the three monkey hairs is left.

The other one is a pill icon with a dragon and tiger pattern, which must be the dragon and tiger pill.

"over."

After confirming that it was correct, Yang Chen quickly turned off the backpack and rushed directly to the palace.

It's time to meet my enemies, I have to take a good look at how many enemies I have.

And when Yang Chen left, three figures suddenly appeared slowly, they were the sixth prince Yang Xiaotian, the seventh prince Yang Datian, and the eighth prince Yang Ritian.

"Yang Chen, you little bastard, you really did it!"

"Just wait, we won't let you go!"

……

After Yang Chen returned to the palace, the news spread rapidly and within an hour, it exploded.

No, immediately a few eunuchs ran to Yang Chen's bedroom and said, "His Royal Highness Ninth Prince, His Majesty heard that you came back, Longyan is overjoyed, and I invite you to the main hall."

Oh?
The father of this life?
Forget it, give the original owner of this body a face!
"go!"

……

Ten minutes later, under the leadership of several eunuchs, Yang Chen slowly walked into the incomparably large hall of the Aolai King's Palace.

This hall is really awesome.

It made Yang Chen feel a little shocked, it's no wonder that Nima Aolai Country is Brother Monkey's hometown, it really is not ordinary awesome.

Seeing the atmosphere and all kinds of things above the hall, Yang Chen couldn't help admiring, it's a rhythm of hundreds of millions every minute to take any thing for auction in the modern society.

And at this moment, there was an emperor who was nearly a hundred years old on the dragon chair above the main hall, he was the emperor of this Aolai country, that is, the father of the original owner of Yang Chen's body.

"Jiu'er... you're back..."

"You are finally back……"

Seeing the emperor's very excited appearance, Yang Chen smiled slightly and said, "Yes, father, I came back alive."

The emperor's face changed, and he said in surprise: "Come back alive? Jiu'er, what do you say?"

"Could it be...someone is going to kill you?!"

"It's unreasonable, what kind of bastard dares to hurt my sons and daughters, Jiuer, tell me! My father will definitely make the decision for you!"

Hearing the emperor's words, Yang Chen smiled lightly, and didn't say much, it's just...

He walked down slowly, stopped at the area where the eight princes were, and smiled at them: "Eight brothers, do you know which bastard is trying to kill me?"

Hearing the word "dog bastard", the eight princes looked at each other, their faces were a bit ugly, but they forced a smile.

"Hehe, I really don't know, I hope the ninth brother will say it clearly..."

"Okay!" Yang Chen smiled strangely, and said, "Then the ninth brother, I will explain clearly?"

moment!

The eight princes and the generals and ministers beside them all broke into a cold sweat in their hearts, and secretly sighed that something was wrong...

However, something unexpected happened to them...

"Mongrel!"

"That's right, it's a group of bastards who want to kill me!"

"Eight brothers, several generals, what do you think?"

Yang Chen smiled strangely.

"That's right!"

First of all, those generals said loudly: "It is bastards who want to kill His Highness Ninth Prince, they are bastards!"

"That's right, they're all livestock!"

At this time, Yang Ritian also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with great reluctance: "Yes... yes..."

"It's all bastards, it's all cattle, and they have no fart for having children..."

"them……"

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick, and reward two routine points."

Simultaneously.

At this time, everyone's eyes were on Yang Ritian, and a faint smell of gunpowder suddenly radiated...

"very good."

"It's really nice of you to scold."

Yang Chen was very satisfied, and said to the emperor: "Father, my child has a wish, I hope you can fulfill it."

"Jiu'er doesn't need to be too polite. If you have any wish, just say it. If you can do it, your father will definitely not refuse!"

Yang Chen smiled strangely, and said: "I was able to narrowly escape this time because of a tribe. Without them, I'm afraid the child would have died. In order to thank them for their life-saving grace, I promised them that I would bring them the most. Proud custom, carry forward!"

custom?

Everyone didn't understand, and they all looked dumbfounded.

But Yang Chen said: "There is a festival in their tribe called "Dirty Words Festival". During this festival, everyone must swear, and they must swear when they get up and eat. When you go to the latrine, even when you are sleeping and dreaming, you have to swear, and you have to swear all day long, to death!"

wipe!
In an instant, everyone couldn't help but groan, what kind of shit tribe is this shit, there is such a weird custom!

Cursing... Is this the custom they are most proud of?
God, how degenerate their tribe has become...

Hearing this, the emperor frowned and said, "Swearing...wouldn't this be a bit too..."

"No."

Yang Chen smiled faintly, and said: "In their tribe, hundreds of years ago, there were a few bastards who wanted to kill the young patriarch of their tribe, so in order to show their hatred for them, there is such a special festival.

In one day of this swearing festival, everyone will swear at their names as soon as they wake up, for a whole day, swearing to death, so that they will die without regret..."

Whoops!

Is it too vicious?
This guy... might jump out of the coffin angrily, right?
When the emperor heard it, he finally understood, "So that's how it is..."

"Then we might as well... yes!"

"Why don't we just scold those bastards who tried to kill you, Jiu'er?"

Yang Chen smiled faintly, and said: "That's exactly what the child wants."

"it is good!"

The emperor laughed, and said: "Give me an order. Today, the whole country will do nothing. Catch those bastards who want to kill the Ninth Prince and scold them to death!"

"Whoever scolds well will be rewarded a lot!"

what? !

moment!

The faces of the eight princes and those generals all changed, didn't they?
This is a posture that will be scolded by tens of thousands of people...

Damn it!

They looked at each other, and they all said to the emperor together: "That... Your Majesty... I still have some things to do, if there is nothing else, then we..."

"Wait a moment--"

moment!

Yang Chen walked down slowly, swept over those generals and others, let's deal with these princes first, they are the culprits.

Who to start with...

it is good!
It's him!
Yang Ritian!
Young man, your name is crazy, you will never let it go, I admire it.

"Brother, why don't you start scolding first."

In an instant, everyone looked at Yang Ritian.

Yang Ritian swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Okay...okay..."

"Then I'll scold you..."

"Their bastards are a bunch of scum, scum, brains, even worse than stones in a latrine, they..."

"them……"

"I……"

(End of this chapter)