Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 2 The Place of Reincarnation of the Five Grains
"The smell of urine..."

How is this possible?
At this time, Yang Dayian gave Yang Ritian a blank look, and said dissatisfiedly: "Ritian, you are overthinking, maybe... this holy water tastes like this!"

"Didn't everyone say that you can be a master if you suffer from hardships?"

When Yang Ritian heard it, it made a damn sense, and immediately bumped into his two elder brothers decisively, and shouted violently, "Damn it!"

"Drink!"

But after drinking the holy water, Yang Ritian still felt something was wrong, his face was a bit ugly, and he felt like vomiting...

"No, sixth brother and seventh brother..."

"Why do I still feel that there is something wrong with this smell..."

"It seems to be really pee..."

Yang Xiaotian and Yang Datian also looked at each other, the feeling in their stomachs was exactly the same as that of Yang Ritian, they both felt nauseated...

"Grandpa Yuanshi Tianzun, this..."

Ding--

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the routine, and reward three routine points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the routine, and reward five routine points."

Oh my god, these eight-point routines are worth it, I'm so sorry...

"Grandpa Tianzun, this, this..."

Facing the puzzled expressions of the three of them, who knows that at this time, Yang Chen smiled faintly and said:
"Why do other people drink this holy water, which is as sweet and delicious as the sweet jade dew, but when it comes to you, it smells like urine instead. Do the three of you know why?"

"I don't know, please ask Grandpa Tianzun to enlighten me."

The three of Yang Xiaotian looked at each other, but they didn't understand.

At this moment, Yang Chen had an inscrutable expression, and said indifferently: "Did the three of you ever notice that when you first came in, there was a small door on the left?"

small gate?

Yang Chen smiled lightly and said: "It must be the place where the five grains reincarnate..."

The place of reincarnation of five grains?what is that?
Yang Chen said lightly: "You guys, you'll know as soon as you go."

Yang Xiaotian, Yang Datian and Yang Ritian looked at each other, then exited the Hall of Sanqing in doubt, and walked towards the small gate.

"I'd like to see what exactly is the Five Grain Reincarnation..."

But when the three of them pushed open the small door, what appeared in front of them all made them dumbfounded.

moment!

boom!
The faces of the three of them stink like chicken shit.

The thing that appeared in front of me was nothing but a latrine!
This so-called place of reincarnation of five grains is actually a latrine! !
Wow wow wow... wow! !

It turned out that the holy water was the urine in this latrine...

"Ouch~ vomit~ vomit~"

Yang Xiaotian, Yang Datian, and Yang Ritian all aimed at the latrine, and violently spat out stinky urine, which made them so dark that the sun and the moon were dark.

"It can't be done...I feel like throwing up...vomit~~"

Wait!
"Oops--"

Yang Xiaotian's expression suddenly changed, he sensed something was wrong.He rushed back to the Sanqing Palace, only to find that the former Yuanshi Tianzun had disappeared.

"hateful!"

"We've been tricked!"

……

……

"Quack quack..."

After Yang Chen ran out frantically, he was really out of breath for a while.

But now is not the time to be satisfied. Afterwards, those three idiots realized that they must have known that I played tricks on them, and they would definitely take revenge on me!

I have to think about it now, how should I deal with it...

Got it!

There seems to be the last of the three monkey hairs, maybe I can make good use of it... Quack...

Oops I rub!

After Yang Chen thought of the key point, he suddenly felt very refreshed, "Mommy, if this routine is done this time, it will scare the baby to death."

Not bad!

The next routine must be very awesome!
correct!

Yang Chen's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly opened the system interface, his eyes fell on his personal attributes.

[Host]: Yang Chen
[Boundary]: The tenth floor of the body training stage

[Experience]: 6000/1000
[Magic weapon]: None

[Cultivation method]: Qinglong Fortune Art (volume [-])
[Routine value]: 21 points

"Damn it, it's only 21 o'clock? Damn, it seems that I'm just playing tricks on others."

"By the way... it seems that it is no longer possible to upgrade?"

"what happened?"

[System prompt]: The exercises that the host is currently practicing are only the first volume, and the highest can be cultivated to the tenth level of the body training stage. If you want to continue to practice, you must exchange for the second volume.

"I see."

After understanding clearly, Yang Chen quickly called out the routine mall and opened the human world mall.

Yang Chen's gaze swept across the classification area of ​​exercises. Since there are so many amazing exercises, it seems a bit strenuous, but the price is really... cheating!
[Cultivation method]:
(World Destruction God Art) Selling Price - 200 routine points

(Jiuyang Slaying Dragon Kungfu) Price - 500 routine points

(Ten Directions Subduing Demon Art) Selling Price——1000 routine value

……

"found it!"

(Qinglong Good Fortune Art) Volume 150: Selling Price——[-] routine points

"Damn, 150 points? Isn't this too expensive?"

never mind!

Instead of fixing those useless things, it is better to quickly go to the next few routines to get some routine value, this is better than anything else!
However, when Yang Chen was about to close the routine mall, something suddenly caught his attention!

One is inseparable from the routine he prepared next!
[Props]:
(Dragon Tiger Pill) Price - 20 points of routine value

[Description]: This is a good medicine that is necessary for defrauding teammates, eliminating thieves, and killing people.

"Bought it!"

(End of this chapter)