Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 40
"Ah?" Su Jinping's figure flickered, and he almost fell down!Isn't Huangfu Huaihan crazy?Cut off the pear core and still need to supervise the beheading officer?Would he be dissatisfied with chopping off a pear core?
"You want to resist the decree?" The voice suddenly cooled down.

When a certain woman heard this, she hurriedly got up, turned her head and looked at the chief guard holding the pear pit with an awkward expression on his face, and shouted: "Chief guard, how can you hold this thief so gently? But it's disrespectful to the emperor! Are you trying to condone the murderer?" Bite the bullet and pretend to be a loyal minister, hoping that Huangfu Huaihan would stop haggling because of his hard work.

Didn't he know that when the words "indulge the murderer" came out, the veins on Huangfu Huaihan's forehead twitched calmly.His fists were also clenched, but he didn't open his mouth...

The petrified expression on the guard's face became weathered again, a black line of Cheng Liang appeared on his forehead, and he said respectfully: "Master Supervisor, this subordinate knows his mistake! This subordinate will treat it cruelly!" Grinding his teeth, he squeezed the pear core hard, it almost didn't melt!
"Huh! Cut it off quickly. We want everyone in the world to know that anyone who disrespects the emperor is punished with capital punishment! Even a pear pit can't escape death!" There were big drops of cold sweat hanging from the back, Brother Emperor, don't say you are dissatisfied!

"Yes!" The chief guard put the pear pit on the ground with his head full of black lines, drew out the saber at his waist, raised the knife in his hand, and shone coldly. He successfully divided the pear pit into five horses!

But Huangfu Huaihan had a cold face, watching their performance, his expression was stern, he couldn't see through his mind, but there was a little interest in his dark purple eyes.There are two reasons for keeping her.First, she still has value to use, especially for that person.As for the second...Su Jinping, is he very eloquent?I'll see if it's your fate, or my means!
"Reporting to the emperor, the slave girl is fortunate enough to live up to her fate, and the murderer has been beheaded for public display!" A certain woman reported decently, hehe, the "murderer" has been dealt with, so it's none of her business, right?

"En." He replied coldly, and the cold smile on the corners of his lips became even more permeating.

Su Jinping breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he raised his head with a smile: "Your Majesty, this servant has caught the thief for you, and let someone chop it off without any mistakes. Such a great achievement, should you Reward the servant?"

As soon as these words came out, Huangfu Huaihan's footsteps couldn't help shaking a few times, and he almost passed away out of anger!This damned woman, not only didn't appreciate him, but actually pushed her forward! "Su Jinping! Don't push yourself too hard!"

With a loud shout, the birds on the tree were shocked and fled in panic.

"Ahem..." Huangfu Yi coughed desperately, his plump and handsome face was flushed red with choking, didn't he have such a face?All the servants are also on the verge of falling, almost falling down!Huangfu Huaihan's roar made everyone break into a cold sweat for Su Jinping, Long Yan was furious!Long Yan was furious!
"Your Majesty, how can the servant make an inch? Just now you asked the chief guard to cut off the pear core that was disrespectful to you. Doesn't that mean that the servant is meritorious? Why did you say that you made an inch?" Han cut off the core of the pear by his own decree. If he said that it was her, Su Jinping, who was disrespectful, he would be shooting himself in the foot!She believed that he would not do the self-slapping thing!

"You!" He gritted his teeth and stared at her for a long while, that look seemed to freeze Su Jinping!This damn woman, who smashed herself, still has the face to ask for a reward. Does she really think that Huangfu Huaihan is a paper tiger?But every word and every word of her hits the nail on the head, if he really cut her off, he will inevitably fall into the shoes of others and be ridiculed by others!But, want him to reward her? !Reward a person who smashed himself?It would be better to give him a knife!

"Your Majesty, you are the most wealthy in the world, so you won't be reluctant to give up a little reward, right?" It's not that she likes to make fun of her own life to anger this dishonest emperor, but——she won't let anyone make money Opportunity!

"Master...Master, let's discuss the matter of rhythm!" Huangfu Yi looked at his royal brother's veins bulging out of anger, and tried to persuade Su Jinping. "Go" first!
A certain woman waved her hand impatiently: "Wait, I'll talk about it when the emperor rewards me!" Brat, seeing that she almost died, he didn't help her. Now that she has the upper hand, he's here to hold back!snort!

Huangfu Huaihan gritted his teeth fiercely, his stern face turned blue and white with anger!There is an urge to kill this woman with a single knife!But the introversion and calmness that the emperor should have made him calm down quickly, and the icy aura around his body was slowly subsiding. Looking at the woman who should be hacked into pieces, he said through gritted teeth: "Su Jinping, are you sure?" Do you really want me to reward you?"

"Sure! Very sure!" A certain woman nodded frantically, and the desire for gold appeared in her eyes again.

Huangfu Yi wished he could turn his head and cover his eyes, he couldn't bear to look again!
"Hmph! Good! I will make it happen for you!" With a cold snort, there was a strange smile hidden in the dark purple eyes.

"Su Jinping has made great contributions to arresting the murderer for me, and he has been appointed as the imperial cleaner. My great hero, you must not disappoint my expectations!" There was an evil smile in the cold voice.

Su Jinping frowned, raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Your Majesty, may this servant have the courage to ask, what is the Imperial Cleaning?" In my impression, there is a "walking in the Imperial Palace", which seems to be an official position, but I have never heard of the Imperial Cleaning Pass.

"Xiao Linzi, tell her what is imperial cleaning." The cold lips curled up slightly.

"Yes!" Xiao Linzi replied, and then said to Su Jinping, "The imperial cleaner is the person who is responsible for cleaning in front of the emperor's imperial study, and is the highest-ranking maid in the palace!"

After the high-pitched words were finished, Su Jinping had the urge to spit him out!Damn, after all, it's still a sweeper, it's just a different place to sweep.Moreover, the dog emperor's door was still cleaned. If the dog emperor stepped on her and fell down one day if she didn't clean it up, she would definitely die a miserable death!
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness, there is no need, the slaves should stay here and sweep the floor!" The maids who sweep the floor are divided into grades, wow!
The corners of Xiao Linzi's mouth twitched uncontrollably, how many people would have no chance to show their face in front of the emperor, this little palace lady didn't want to...

Huangfu Huaihan raised his thick eyebrows, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Su Jinping...

"Wait!" There was a flash of light in a certain woman's mind, she raised her head and looked at them seriously, "Then, don't the highest-ranked cleaning maids have a little more salary?"

A thick black line appeared on Huangfu Huaihan's forehead, it was salary again!Does this woman only think about money all day long?
(End of this chapter)