Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 39

As soon as these words came out, Huangfu Huaihan's hand made a "crackling" sound, wishing to chop this damned woman with one palm! "Come here, drag this damned woman down for me..."

"Your Majesty, may I ask why you dragged the servant?" Su Jinping looked at him with tears in his eyes.

"Why? Do you still dare to ask me why?" His stern face was as tense as an iceberg that would not melt for a thousand years, and he stared fiercely at the woman at his feet, "Can you explain, what is going on with this pear pit?"

The cold eyes were tightly locked on Su Jinping's body, almost freezing her to death! "Your Majesty, actually this pear is not..." I didn't eat it.

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted: "Are you trying to say that you didn't eat it? Do you think I am blind, or that everyone in this garden is blind!" The voice was like thousands of thousands of people who had been frozen in a cold cave. Years, it makes people tremble in the bottom of their hearts.

"Hey..." A certain woman laughed a few times, and rolled her eyes, "My Majesty, there is actually a reason for this!"

"Is there a reason?" With a sneer, "Then tell me, what is the reason?" He wanted to see what else this woman could come up with!

"Originally, this servant was going to throw this pear pit on the ground, but when this unworthy thing saw you coming, it couldn't restrain its inner admiration for your high mountain, so it couldn't help but fly towards you. You rushed here, and finally caused such a tragedy! This is all because the emperor is too good, so even this pear core cannot but worship you!" A certain woman pointed at the pear core and talked nonsense.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone opened their mouths wide and looked at her in disbelief. Isn't this ridiculous?
A gorgeous black line appeared in the back of Huangfu Yi's head, if brother Huang can believe this statement, then he really saw a ghost!
A certain emperor's dark purple eyes flashed a clear light, and he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Then according to what you said, should I be honored instead?"

"Yes! Yes! Most people want to be hit by pear pits, no, there is no chance to be worshiped by pear pits, so you can be honored!" A certain woman said happily, but felt that the air around her was getting stronger and stronger. It's getting colder.

There was already a faint cold sweat on his back. This guy's aura is really strong. I'm afraid that if he doesn't hide his strength, in terms of aura, he can only be tied with him!
Then, there was a silence.

Huangfuyi received Su Jinping's eyes asking for help, swallowed his saliva, and said weakly: "Brother Huang..."

After he said two words, Huangfu Huaihan's cold eyes swept over him, the coldness permeating people.

Huangfu Yi immediately coughed dryly twice: "It's okay! It's okay!" He is the youngest among the brothers, he has a free and easy temper, and has no interest in the throne, so all the brothers dote on him. Brother cast a cold look, which shows that Brother Dahuang is extremely angry now, and he dare not twist the tiger's beard again.

Su Jinping gritted her teeth fiercely, this is the apprentice she accepted, and in the face of a crisis, she only wanted to protect herself and abandoned her!When a gust of autumn wind hits, Su Jinping's little heart is like the fallen leaves in the autumn wind, Nima's!She was the majestic killer king of the generation, why would she be so useless in ancient times?

Seeing that Huangfu Huaihan still didn't speak for a long time, and the eyes staring at her became more and more cold, a certain woman immediately made a decisive decision, picked up the pear pit, and taught with a bitter and bitter expression on her face: "Tell me about you, just talk about it." With such a promising future, is it necessary to use this method to worship the emperor? No, you are over-excited, right? Hitting the emperor's noble dragon head! I..."

"Su Jinping!" Huangfu Huaihan's mouth twitched, and he interrupted rather unbearably.

Hearing that his tone had softened a little, a certain woman rolled her eyes and said, "Your Majesty! This servant understands! Maybe your faucet looks too radiant, so this pear core is deeply in love with you Noble head, to commit such a crime of disrespect!"

After speaking, she frowned and said to the pear pit: "Oh, you have committed such a serious crime, and I can't save you! Your Majesty, the thief and servant have been caught for you, please order to chop it down!" Speaking of saying goodbye to life and death, he respectfully handed the pear pit in front of him.

Looking at the irregular tooth marks on the pear core, and the soil that was stained after rolling on the ground for a few times, Huangfu Huaihan's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and there were also big drops of sweat on the back of the other people's heads!Does Su Jinping treat the emperor as a fool, or does he treat the emperor as a fool?
"Your majesty, cut it off! Don't worry about slaves, really!" Then he looked at the pear core pretending to be affectionate, "Pear core, pear core, we will meet again on the road to Huangquan. You must understand I, since ancient times, loyalty and righteousness cannot be both, I really don't want to treat you like this, if there is an afterlife, I will definitely make it up to you!"

That sad look, if it weren't for the fact that the object of her speech was a pear pit, everyone would almost be moved to tears!

Huangfu Yi's mouth was so wide open that he could stuff an egg in it!Is this too exaggerated?
Several young eunuchs looked at Su Jinping sympathetically. Look, they were so frightened into fools that they actually spoke to a pear pit!But the emperor won't spare you if you're scared to death!well……

Huangfu looked at her emotional performance coldly, and then, the corners of his cold lips curled up: "Come on!"

"Give me..."

Having said this, he paused, everyone's hearts were raised, waiting for Huangfu Huaihan's next words.Su Jinping's little heart jumped into his throat!

Huangfu Yi clenched his fists tightly, thinking that if Brother Huang really wanted to kill her, he would go out to intercede even if he risked his life.

who knew...

A certain emperor looked at the sad appearance of the woman at his feet shaking like a fallen leaf in the autumn wind, and the corners of his cold lips curled up: "Drag this pear pit and chop it up!"

ah?Everyone opened their mouths in disbelief, and they all felt dizzy as crows flew over their heads one after another!Cut off the pear core?Isn't the emperor mad with anger?

Huangfu Yi was even more chaotic in the wind!

The guards who came after hearing the order slipped and staggered, and almost didn't fall down!Opening his mouth wide, he looked at the small pear pit in Huangfu Huaihan and Su Jinping's hands in disbelief. Did they hear it wrong?
"Why, didn't you hear what I said?" A cold voice sounded, and the dark purple cold eyes were stained with a little unknown smile, but there was a sternness in that smile!

"Damn the slave! The slave obeys!" The head guard trembled and confessed, and then took the pear pit from Su Jinping's hand with complicated emotions, holding it awkwardly, thinking about how to cut the pear pit.

"Su Jinping listen to the order!" Another domineering shout sounded.

"The servant is here!" Gritting her teeth and kneeling at his feet, she knew that he would not let her go so easily.

Unexpectedly, Huangfu Huaihan curled his thin lips and spit out a sentence: "I order you to be the prison officer and cut off the pear core! If there is any dissatisfaction in the process, just be careful with your head!" Play, I will play enough with you!
(End of this chapter)