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Chapter 12 Capture Su Jinping and kill him on the spot
"Cough cough cough...cough cough..." Huangfu Ye staggered a few times and almost didn't fall!Extra beautiful?Is it extremely scary?

"My lord, my lord, slow down!" Xiao Linzi hurried forward and patted Huangfu Ye on the back, holding back his laughter was painful, it was the first time he saw such a strange woman after staying in the palace for so long.

The corners of Huangfu Huaihan's mouth twitched, he walked forward a few steps, stood in front of Su Jinping, and looked her up and down, his dark purple eyes were full of obvious inquiries, did this woman break her brain today? up?

Seeing him running up to her, Su Jinping was overjoyed. According to the development of the novel, the emperor should feel that he was special, and then he would be named a concubine, and then... he would be honored to be the richest man among the rich. a member!
Seeing that Huangfu Huaihan stared at her for a long time without speaking, he quietly turned his head, looked at his plump and handsome face, then stretched out his slender hand to cover his jade face, tilted his head, and stamped his feet shyly: "Your Majesty, you Why are you so close to people, people are embarrassed!"

Huangfu Huaihan only felt a group of crows flying over his head, and he had the urge to slap the woman in front of him to the sky!Out of sight is pure!He swears that he has never seen a more disgusting woman than her in his life!That shy look made him feel a little nauseous!
After holding back for a long time, he said in a cold voice, "Su Jinping, are you out of your mind?"

His complexion became stiff for a moment, and he felt the urge to beat up this damned man!She came to seduce him so sincerely that he actually suspected that her mind was broken?Well, can this be explained that people who like him or seduce him have bad brains?

I muttered in my heart for a while, but my face remained calm, and I deliberately misinterpreted his meaning: "Yes, your majesty, people's thinking about you is already confused! So my head is also a little unconscious, ah, I am so dizzy... ..."

Talking and falling on him!

Judging from the development of the plots in those novels about monsters, the emperor should hurry up to follow her, and then the two bodies touched, a strange electric current penetrated the emperor's whole body, and then the emperor fell in love with her deeply, a certain woman With his eyes closed, he looked peaceful!
Huangfu Huaihan took a few steps back quickly, seeing the woman's face full of Huaichun, he wanted to vomit more and more!
The tip of my ear moved slightly, and I naturally heard the sound of his footsteps moving sideways. I staggered a few steps towards him calmly, and then fell...

"Su Jinping!" A shout rang out, obviously the anger had reached its limit!
"Ah? What?" Su Jinping couldn't stabilize his body due to the yelling, and fell straight on Huangfu Huaihan.In fact, if she wants to be stable, she can still be stable, but she has not forgotten her great cause of seduction.

Huangfu Huaihan didn't expect him to yell like that at all, this incomprehensible woman dared to fall on him, his head went blank for a moment, he stepped back two steps hastily, stepped on the stairs in front of the imperial study room, and his body It fell straight down!
Using internal strength, he wanted to bounce his body back, but was pressed down by Su Jinping who fell on him vigorously...

Huangfu Ye never thought that such an outrageous thing would happen, so he was still in a daze.

then……

Huangfu Huaihan's noble body was lying on top of the stairs, and Su Jinping was pressing on him with such a big thorn!

A muffled groan came from next to her ear, and a certain woman opened her eyes, and saw this sad scene, that, how could it be on the ground!Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, it's over, this joke is a bit big, Huangfu Huaihan seems to be in pain from a fall, what should I do!

Immediately afterwards, a shout sounded in my ear: "Su Jinping!"

It fully expresses the owner's bad mood!
Xiao Linzi covered his eyes with both hands, and couldn't bear to look at it anymore. He had followed the emperor for 20 years, but it was the first time he saw the emperor lose his temper!
Huangfu Ye swallowed calmly. Obviously, he has never seen such a furious Huangfu Huaihan. Brother Huang never shows any emotion. Today... Cough cough, I am very angry !
Su Jinping's little heart trembled, and four words appeared in his head - more bad luck than good luck!
Tremolo said: "My dear emperor, do you have any special feelings?"

special feeling?Huangfu Huaihan's cold and frozen face showed a cold anger that was not enough to describe: "Get out of here immediately!"

"Oh, Your Majesty, people are asking if you have any special feelings!" Get lost?She is [-]% sure that if she "rolls up", what awaits her is either a quartered body or a tens of thousands of pieces!

special feeling?Are you particularly angry? ! "Come on, drag this damned woman up for me!" Huangfu Huaihan wanted to push her away, but Su Jinping used her skills as a killer to wrap her around him tightly, pushing her away several times to no avail , had to order someone to come to help.

A certain woman's delicate face showed obvious anxiety, and she quickly asked: "My dear emperor, haven't you felt a strange electric current penetrate your whole body, and deep down in your heart, you have already , Can't help it, fell in love with me?"

As soon as these words came out, there were coughing sounds one after another from all around, and Huangfu Huaihan almost spat out a mouthful of blood!Deep down in his heart, there was just a deep, inextricable desire to hack this damned woman to death!

"Oh, Your Majesty, is there any?" Seeing the guards getting closer, Su Jinping also became a little anxious, it's not worthwhile to risk his life for money!
"No!" He didn't have to answer, but this woman is so shameless, he felt that he had to speak up, so that this damn woman would be self-aware!

I rely on!No? !After Su Jinping heard this, he dodged and ran three meters away: "Your Majesty, forget it if you don't have one. The slaves are in a hurry, so go out first!"

After running for a long distance, a clear female voice came from afar: "Xiao Yeye, my future depends on you, you said we are friends!"

Only then did Xiao Linzi recover from his daze, and hurried over to help Huangfu Huaihan, but was thrown away by him, stood up by himself with a cold face, turned his head, and swept Huangfu Ye: "You gave her the courage ?”

Huangfu Ye is suffering and can't tell!This little Jinjin, committed a crime and even planted all this on him!Touching his nose, he said very frankly: "No!" He didn't want to be eaten alive by the emperor brother!

"Hmph, I'm sorry you don't have the guts!" Junyi's face seemed to be covered with a layer of frost, misty, making it hard to see clearly, and his dark purple eyes flickered again and again. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "Where is the commander of the Imperial Guard?"

(End of this chapter)