Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 11 Low oil, I hate it
"Crazy?" Huangfu Ye was startled, wasn't he all right last night?
Huangfu Huaihan also frowned, could it be that those women in the harem gave her some medicine? "Why are you crazy here? Why don't you stop her?"

What are you doing here?This question... Cough, as for why she didn't stop, could she say it was because she was startled by Su Jinping's words, so she forgot to stop? "Reporting to the emperor, it's because she walked too fast, and the slaves didn't catch up!" Beads of sweat had already appeared on her forehead.

There were obvious cracks on the emperor's stern face. That woman, when she was not crazy, had already dared to rob him of the toilet paper. If she was crazy, she didn't know what she would do!Just as he was about to order the imperial guards to drag her away when they saw her, there was a loud noise at the door.

"What's the noise outside the door?" The cold voice contained no trace of emotion.

After a while, the chief eunuch came in to report: "Your Majesty, a court lady came outside the door and said that she had something very important to see you, but the servant refused to let her in, but she insisted on coming in!"

"Ridiculous! I see that you are becoming more and more ignorant of the rules!" With a cold shout, Long Yan was already furious!That court lady is probably Su Jinping, right?
As soon as Xiao Linzi's legs softened, he knelt down: "Your Majesty, this slave deserves to die, this slave deserves to die, this slave will order someone to drive her away!" Tian Yan is not a little court lady who can ask to see her casually, but he heard her say yes. "It's a big deal", he was afraid that something would really happen that he couldn't afford to suffer, so he made a fuss outside the door for a while.

After Xiao Linzi finished speaking, he didn't see Huangfu Huaihan speaking again, so he went out trembling.

Su Jinping stood at the door with his hips crossed, waiting for the eunuch who reported the report to come out. When he saw Xiao Linzi, he said confidently: "How is it? Did the emperor ask you to invite me in?"

The corner of Xiao Linzi's mouth twitched, this maid is really "confident"!Invite her in?Did he hear correctly?
Lifting her orchid finger, she said in a sharp voice, "Come here, drag this lawless court lady away for our family!"

Tow away? !Su Jinping's eyes widened in disbelief!Are you right?According to the normal plot development of the novel, if the time-traveling heroine stops here, shouldn't "the emperor sent someone to invite her in out of curiosity, and then have a chat, and then the emperor fell in love with her deeply"?How did it develop to her and suddenly became "dragged away"?
"Drag away?! Are you right?" Su Jinping's beautiful eyes widened. The emperors of this dynasty are different from those of other places?That Huangfu Huaihan didn't even have any curiosity?

Xiao Linzi sneered, took a few steps forward, approached her, and then said in a sharp voice: "Our family is right, come and drag me away!"

I go!A certain woman stretched her neck and shouted affectionately to the royal study: "Your Majesty, my dear Majesty, my dearest Majesty..."

"Pfft—" Huangfu Huaihan spat out a mouthful of tea, and then coughed violently.

Huangfu Ye's lavender eyes paused, and then they were filled with a smile. He sat on the side with his head down, trying to smile, and shrugged his shoulders!Is that woman really crazy?

There are also big drops of sweat on Hong Feng's forehead, this Su Jinping is too courageous! "Dearest Emperor"?Oops, it's not that it's so numb, it's that the meat is so numb!

The icy air on the stern emperor's face instantly cracked, his brows were raised high, and the woman's more affectionate call could be heard in his ear, the veins on his forehead twitched, he paused, and wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't speak.

Su Jinping yelled for a long time, but no one responded, and several guards had already come to arrest him!
Xiao Linzi trembled with goosebumps all over her body, and pointed at her with a fly whisk: "Hurry up and shut up, if you disturb the Holy Majesty, will you feel guilty?"

A certain woman stared at him fiercely for a while, and finally, she gritted her teeth and yelled at the door: "Xiao Hanhan, dear Xiao Hanhan! I miss you, Xiao Hanhan..."

"Pfft——hahahaha..." Huangfuye finally broke his kung fu, and laughed loudly while clutching his stomach, Xiao Hanhan?

Looking at Brother Huang, whose complexion was so dark, there was obvious sympathy in his eyes!
Hong Feng couldn't wait to cover her ears!I blame myself for saying the emperor's name just now, "Xiaohanhan"?It's really "cold"!

"Bold, to call the emperor's name directly? It seems that I won't teach you a lesson today! Someone, clean up this lowly servant girl for our family!" Xiao Linzi's stomach was churning, and his heart was terrified. With obvious anger, he dared to be disrespectful to the emperor, how daring!

Huangfu Ye's complexion changed slightly, and he was about to come out to help when he heard Su Jinping's voice...

"What nonsense are you talking about? When did I call the emperor by his first name?" Su Jinping looked at him angrily.What the hell, she just wants to get rich, this dead eunuch who killed a thousand knives wants to fight her because of wool?
"You just, didn't you call the emperor Xiao, Xiao..." The three words "Xiaohanhan" were so disgusting that he couldn't say it, and he didn't dare to say it!
"It's really strange. There are many names with 'Han' in the world. How do you know that I am calling you the emperor?" She dared not offend those masters, could it be that she didn't even dare to offend a eunuch?
"Hmm! You..."

"Squeak!" With a sound, the door of the imperial study room opened!
Huangfu Huaihan walked out with a dark face, followed by Huangfu Ye with a bruised face.

As soon as the two of them came out, Su Jinping looked at the emperor carefully for a long while. He was still wearing a purple robe, with a delicate auspicious dragon ribbon tied around his waist, and his black hair slanted down from the precious jade crown. The "bad air"!That face is also uncanny, handsome and unparalleled!
Such a person is worth seducing!A certain woman stretched her hand behind her, pinched her leg vigorously, and finally managed to force two red clouds to float on her face. She raised her head and gave Huangfu Huaihan a shy look, and then cast a winking look out!
Huangfu Huaihan's expression froze, and he was successfully struck by her winking eyes!He said coldly: "Su Jinping, you are so courageous, who allowed you to come to the imperial study? You even dare to yell at the door, do you think my punishment was too light last time?"

"Xiaoyou, Your Majesty, don't you feel that the slaves are a little different today?" A certain woman ignored his anger and lowered her head with a shy expression on her face.

no the same?Obvious question marks appeared on the heads of the two men, they are different, what is the difference?
Huangfu Ye smiled and said, "Xiao Jinjin, what's different about you today?" Well, if it's different, it seems a little different because she seems a little abnormal today!
Su Jinping glanced at him coquettishly, stomped her feet, turned her body slightly, and said with a blushing face, "Short oil, I hate it, don't you think he is extraordinarily beautiful today?" As he spoke, his body twisted like a twist, He still didn't forget to cast another wink at Huangfu Huaihan.

(End of this chapter)