One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 6
"Mucha, no." Avalokitesvara, who had been in a daze at the side, finally came to his senses and called out, and then saw Mucha being thrown flying by Tang Sanzang's punch, with his mouth slightly open, with a look of surprise on his face.

Tang Sanzang withdrew his fist, looked at the cute and surprised Avalokitesvara, smiled slightly and said, "Your apprentice is a little bit in need of a beating, so it's alright if you give me a beating?"

Guanyin looked at the warm smile on Tang Sanzang's face, his eyes were full of stars, and nodded repeatedly: "It's okay, just beat me up."

Tang Sanzangwei's wooden fork, who was still buried under the masonry, felt distressed for a second. Of course, beating is still out of the question.

Li Simin on the side glanced at Tang Sanzang in surprise, walked forward, and looked around Guanyin, without any respect or hostility at all, and asked with a smile: "Sister Guanyin, why are you coming to Datang?" Well?"

Li Simin Avalokitesvara blushed when Li Simin looked at her, and grabbed the hem of her clothes, "I'll come, I'll come, I..."

A quarter of an hour later, Guanyin looked at Li Simin and Tang Sanzang innocently, "I forgot what I'm here for..."

Fuck, this is fine, even if you forget what you sell, such a salesman can easily be fired by the boss, okay?Tang Sanzang, who was drinking a cup of tea, sprayed out a mouthful of water, coughed a few times, and looked at Guanyin in disbelief.

Li Simin was also slightly taken aback, then leaned forward and back with a smile, completely ignoring his image as an emperor.

Fortunately, all the monks and officials off the stage were still indulging in the shock of the Bodhisattva descending to earth, and when Tang Sanzang saw Avalokitesvara waving his hand earlier, it seemed that a barrier had been formed in the field. Judging from the reaction of the audience, it should not have been heard. Everyone on the stage spoke.

In addition to being a little abnormal physically, he also knows some Buddhist teachings, but Tang Sanzang really doesn't know anything about magic.Of course, he didn't have much interest either. The wooden fork just now was smashed away by his punch. It seems that there is no difference between immortals and monsters.

"I'm ashamed. If I knew I had listened to the Buddha, I would have written the matter on paper first." Guanyin covered his face with his hands, and shouted at the wooden fork under the stone over there: "Mucha, Mucha, are you still awake?" ? Do you know what I came to Datang for?"

Mucha was not awake, of course, so no one answered her.

"Okay." Guanyin withdrew her gaze in disappointment, lowered her head, pointing and pointing her two green forefingers, as if trying to think about the task.

Tang Sanzang rubbed his temples, how could Guanyin Bodhisattva be like this, this world is really strange!

Avalokitesvara traveled all the way here, but forgot the mission of the Buddha. Will Bodhisattvas also suffer from amnesia?Knowing that you are forgetful, you need to find someone to back it up, what the hell is keeping it secret!
"Sister Guanyin, you didn't hear that I was so handsome, you came all the way from thousands of miles to marry me, right? If that's the case, I will give you the position of empress in the palace." Li Simin looked at Guanyin and raised his eyebrows. .

"Should...not be?" Guanyin really thought about it seriously, shook his head with some hesitation, suddenly pointed at Tang Sanzang and said happily: "If it is him, it is really possible."

Tang Sanzang turned his head away, suddenly wanting to let go.

Li Simin's face turned cold, "He can't!"

"Then he just forgot what he was going to do. If it doesn't work, he has to do something. Maybe he really wants him to marry him, and then promote Buddhism in your Tang Dynasty." Guanyin's eyes drooped slightly, and he continued to nod his fingers talking.

"I object!" Li Simin said firmly.

The parties are right here, and whether to agree or disagree should be decided by the parties!Tang Sanzang really couldn't listen to the conversation between these two live treasures, coughed twice, stood directly between the two, put his hands together and said: "Who should you marry me first?"

"Then you marry me, okay?" Guanyin tugged at Tang Sanzang's sleeve and shook it, his big eyes full of anticipation.

"Not good!" Li Simin mercilessly pushed aside Guanyin's hand, and stood in front of Tang Sanzang.

"They didn't ask you again, why are you so cruel." Guanyin rubbed her teary eyes, feeling aggrieved.

Li Simin raised his eyebrows, and said in a cold voice: "You have come all the way to grab a man from me, this is too shameless."

Avalokitesvara had a shocked and strange expression on his face, and said aggrievedly, "You guys...you guys..."

"Stop, stop! Why does a good topic involve the question of who I will marry! Isn't the point why Guanyin Bodhisattva is here?" Tang Sanzang interrupted the conversation between the two again, and we must distinguish between getting married and learning Buddhist scriptures!Taking a deep breath, he paused word by word: "Poor monk, Tang! San! Zang!"

"My ears can actually hear clearly." Guanyin said softly with her mouth pursed, "But Sanzang? It's so familiar. Where did you hear it?"

"I see." Avalokitesvara beamed with joy.

Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief, he reminded him like this, so he should remember it.

"The Buddha must have told me that there is a mage named Sanzang in the Tang Dynasty who is a good match, so he let me come here." Guanyin said happily.

Tang Sanzang wobbled and almost fell down.

"What do you think of my Buddhist teachings?" Tang Sanzang changed his mind and planned to start with the difference between Mahayana Buddhism and Hinayana Buddhism.

Guanyin said awkwardly: "Just now I just looked at you, I didn't hear what you said clearly, but it must be very good, the voice is super crisp, super nice."

Tang Sanzang "..." Should he tell her personally that the Buddha asked her to come to the Tang Dynasty to find a Buddhist scripture learner, and go to the Western Paradise to learn the true scriptures?
At this moment, a UFO with yellow light suddenly flew from the sky, and it fell crookedly, just in front of Li Simin, and was grabbed by him.When the light is gone, it is a bright yellow silk scroll.

"This is the Buddha's Feixin message. Maybe it's here to hire you." Avalokitesvara beamed, staring closely at the scroll in Li Simin's hand.Tang Sanzang also moved his head suspiciously.

Li Simin spread out the scroll, looked at the fat and round characters on it, and read: "Greetings to the Great Tang Lord, there are wonderful writings in the west. The journey is hundreds of thousands of miles, and the Mahayana is attentive. When this scripture returns to the Shang Kingdom, it can surpass ghosts." Group. If anyone is willing to go, seek the golden body of the true fruit."

"Oh, I remembered. The Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan has the Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism. The Buddha asked me to go to the east to find a Buddhist scripture learner, and to go to the west to get scripture books." Guanyin said happily.

"Since you plan to come to my Tang Dynasty to teach the Dharma, can't you just bring the scriptures along the way? You have to send someone to fetch them. How can ordinary people go on such a journey? There is no sincerity at all. This is broken I don’t want the scriptures anymore.” Li Simin casually threw the scroll aside and waved his hands.

Tang Sanzang glanced at the post that was still emitting a faint golden light on the ground, his eyelids twitched, Li Simin didn't play cards according to the routine at all.When an ordinary emperor sees such a miracle, he should kneel and lick with all the civil and military officials, and then anxiously find a Buddhist scriptures to learn from them. This is the normal posture.

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