One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 5 Girls can't have a bad temper

"Let go of that Bodhisattva!"

"Let go of that monk!"

The two voices sounded almost at the same time, but they were made by the fat girl brought by Guanyin and Li Simin together.

Tang Sanzang put Avalokitesvara on the ground, and the latter reluctantly took two steps back, muttering to himself: "You are handsome, you have a good figure, and the most important thing is your bald head! Bald head!"

The fat girl with the mushroom head landed beside Guanyin, and the nine-ringed tin stick in her hand hit the ground heavily, several cracks appeared on the ashlar floor, she glared at Tang Sanzang and Li Simin and shouted: "You ordinary people, you have met the Bodhisattva , why don't you kneel?" The momentum was a bit frightening.

Tang Sanzang looked at the fat walker, mushroom head, fair skin, a head taller than him, at least twice as big in size, if ignoring the size, the face was quite delicate and lovely, it turned out to be a girl!
Isn't it said that the disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva is Mucha, the second son of King Tota?How did you become a dominatrix!This world seems really different from the Journey to the West in my memory.

As for kneeling, Tang Sanzang really couldn't kneel down to express his respect to Guanyin, a fan girl who praised her for being handsome and secretly ate his tofu, not to mention that he didn't even have half a respect for Buddha in his heart.

But Mucha's words and condescending tone made Tang Sanzang frowned, he was really an uncomfortable person.

Li Simin flicked his sleeves, looked at Mucha and said with a cold smile: "I am the lord of the Tang Dynasty, I only kneel to heaven and earth, not gods and Buddhas, why should I kneel to Guanyin? I heard that the Jade Emperor has a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. There are millions of cavalry in the Tang Dynasty, I wonder if they can fight against each other?"

"You..." Mu Cha was dumbfounded, obviously he didn't expect Li Simin to say such words.

Tang Sanzang showed a slight smile, this is the real lord of the Tang Dynasty, a man who made the whole Nanbu Prefecture tremble, a Tang Emperor who dared to ask the Jade Emperor if he could fight with a million cavalry.

Unconvinced, Mu Zha slammed his tin stick again and shouted: "If you don't respect the gods and Buddhas, aren't you afraid that the gods and Buddhas will punish you? But how dare a mere mortal speak wild words to challenge Tianwei."

One mortal at a time, not to mention Li Simin, even Tang Sanzang couldn't stand it anymore. This fat girl's IQ and EQ were a little off the mark, so he wondered if he should say something.

"I heard that gods and Buddhas become gods and Buddhas through the offerings of all living beings. If I let the people of the Tang Dynasty not believe in religion and disrespect Buddhism, and only worship me alone, what do you think will happen?" Li Simin looked at Mu Zha with some playfulness. , the voice suddenly turned cold: "Although I am a mortal, I am also the emperor of mortals. Our Tang Dynasty is powerful and powerful, and the world is unparalleled. Who dares to match the direction of our troops? What are you?"

Mu Cha's complexion changed drastically. Looking at Li Simin, his hands trembled, and there was a bit of panic in his eyes.Although he has practiced with Guanyin Bodhisattva for many years, he is still much inferior to Li Simin in terms of aura.

"It's so domineering! It's so handsome!" Guanyin looked at Li Simin with bright eyes, but finally showed a trace of regret, "It's a pity that he is not bald."

Bald-headed fans!Tang Sanzang confirmed the attributes of Guanyin in his heart, straightened the cassock that had just been messed up, and took two steps back carefully.

Li Simin seduced countless beauties in the harem, but Tang Sanzang was not moved. Naturally, he would not be tempted just because Guanyin is a beautiful girl.But looking at Mucha, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but feel a stomach ache for having such a master.

"You... you... today I will teach you a lesson for Immortal Buddha, and let you know what the word awe is." Mu Cha said angrily, the fat on his body was trembling.

"Wei Jia, use your bewitching skills to play with this fat girl." Li Simin glanced at Mu Cha, curled her lips and said, without any fear at all.

A thin black short-haired girl in gray clothes stood up beside her, carrying a mahogany sword on her back. She sniffled and said slightly dissatisfied, "Your Majesty, it's an immortal technique, not a demon technique."

"Okay, hurry up." Li Simin waved his hand indifferently.

Tang Sanzang, who was planning to do something, stopped in his tracks. He recognized the little girl. Although she had a single mind, she was quite profound in Taoism, and she could be regarded as a strange person beside Li Simin.There should be several such people, who are usually responsible for protecting Li Simin.

"Oh." Wei Jia responded, and said please to Mu Cha, the mahogany sword on his back flew up, and with a flash of yellow light, it was already in front of Mu Cha.

"It's just a kid who knows some spells." Mu Cha snorted coldly, and threw the nine-ringed tin rod in his hand to the ground. A big iron rod appeared in his hand, and he slammed heavily on the mahogany sword.

With a click, the mahogany sword broke into two pieces, and flew back upside down, hitting the little girl's body, directly sending her flying, falling to the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood, unexpectedly even receiving a single move. not come down.

Holding the big iron rod, Mu Cha taunted: "With these people, you dare to utter wild words and ask the Jade Emperor one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals? Just use any tricks, the emperors in the world are not the same as ordinary people. "

"Three ghosts, kill her." Li Simin glanced at Wei Jia who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up, and said coldly.

As soon as the words fell, three black shadows suddenly flashed from the shadows beside them, and they rushed towards the wooden fork from three directions. The speed was so fast that it almost brought out afterimages. All have weapons.

Mu Cha looked at the three of them and sneered, a string of Buddhist beads on her right hand suddenly burst into golden light, enveloping her surroundings, and the three who had already approached her, after stepping into the range of golden light, seemed to be trapped in a quagmire Among them, let alone assassination, it is extremely difficult to even walk a step.

Bang bang bang!Three times, three black shadows flew upside down and landed on the ground, the two of them passed out immediately, and the remaining one held his breath and yelled loudly: "Guardian!"

It's just that the guards and ministers in the audience didn't seem to notice what happened on the stage, they still knelt down and didn't hear his loud cry.

"A mortal is a mortal. If you haven't entered the class of immortals, what's the use of knowing some magic spells? It's nothing more than using an ax in front of a real fairy. The people around you are all trash." Mu Cha laughed loudly, and continued After killing Li Simin's guard in seconds, she was in a good mood. She watched Li Simin take a step forward, and said with a sneer, "Since there are no subordinates, now it's your turn. Should I kneel down and kowtow to apologize to my master, or let me tell you about yesterday?" Return the fifty sticks that beat my master back to you?"

"What are you, you dare to order me to kneel down." Li Simin raised his chin slightly, although he was a little shorter than Mucha, but it made people feel that he was looking down at her, and he showed no trace of fear from the beginning to the end. .

"Arrogant mortal, today I will let you remember that immortals and Buddhas are not something you can despise." Mucha said angrily, raised the big stick in his hand, and threw it directly at Li Simin.

She had smashed Wei Jia and the three ghosts into the air with one stick earlier, if this stick hit Li Simin's head, she might have killed him with one stick.

Li Simin didn't dodge or dodge, he didn't even blink his eyes, as if blood was about to splash on the spot in the next moment.

But just when the big stick was about to fall on Li Simin's head, a white hand held the iron stick.

The heavy iron rod, which could break even Wei Jia's magic weapon, was held by a hand at this time, and it couldn't go down any further.

"How...how is it possible!" Wei Jia's complexion changed, and he looked at Tang Sanzang who was walking up from behind Li Simin, holding the iron bar, with an expression of disbelief.

"I think immortals and Buddhas should be in awe even if they are not without desires and joys. It seems that I think too much." Tang Sanzang shook his head, looked at Mucha, his voice became colder, "Also, what do you have? qualified to touch him."

"You..." Mu Cha opened his mouth, and just about to speak, a fist appeared in front of her.

The golden Buddha's light couldn't slow down the fist, and the Buddhist beads on his right hand shattered instantly, boom!With a muffled sound, Mucha's huge figure flew upside down, knocking down the courtyard wall of the temple 100 meters away, and dust was everywhere.

"Girls can't have a bad temper, otherwise they will be beaten." Tang Sanzang took a look and said helplessly.

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