The head of urban peach blossom

Chapter 343 More and more exciting!
Two days later, Hua Xiaolou and his wife finally set foot on the long-lost road, stopped a dilapidated minibus, and set off for the city.

"Hey, we really don't want that off-road vehicle?"

After sitting down, Shen Bingbing couldn't help asking in a low voice.

"No, I'm too lazy to toss around, I just want to go back quickly."

"All right!"

Since the big boss said no more, Shen Bingbing wouldn't care.

Although the two spoke in a low voice, the two men sitting behind them could hear them clearly, and they couldn't help but looked at each other with a meaningful smile in their eyes.

Then, Shuangshuang stood up and stood on the side of Hua Xiaolou's seat.

"You two, are you quite rich? If you don't want a car, you don't want it? Since you have so much money, why don't you lend us some money?"

Hearing this, Hua Xiaolou couldn't help turning his head, looked at the two men and asked, "Do we know each other?"

Unexpectedly, the bearded man on the left seemed to be a little educated, and he actually replied: "As the saying goes, why do you have to know each other before? If you didn't know each other before, don't you know each other now?"

"Oh, it seems to make sense!"

Hua Xiaolou nodded seriously, then looked at Shen Bingbing who was about to speak and smiled: "Honey, do you have fifty cents?"

"you……"

Hearing that this guy actually called her wife, Miss Shen naturally disagreed and wanted to refute.However, after saying a word just now, it seemed that he realized that the latter sentence seemed to be more exciting?

It seems that this guy has not pretended to be aggressive for many days, and his whole body is itchy, and this is pretending again.

Then Miss Ben can barely cooperate.

So, he forced himself to resist the rebuttal, and replied with a coquettish smile: "Fifty cents? How can people have such a small denomination? At least 100 yuan..."

At this time, the people in the car closed their eyes and pretended to sleep, for fear of getting into trouble.

After all, human relationships are as thin as paper these days, let alone justice.Most of those who come forward will suffer losses, and even get stabbed... Therefore, many people have the mentality that they have nothing to do with themselves and hang on high.

The conversation between Hua Xiaolou and Shen Bingbing made the two men frown.

One said fifty cents, and the other said that the smallest denomination was 100 yuan. Is this husband and wife pretending to be stupid, or are they just a pair of teasers?
After being stunned for a moment, the man on the left lifted his clothes, revealing a section of the handle of the knife, and then shouted viciously: "Stop talking nonsense, and hand over the wallet quickly."

"Brother, this is not good, is it?"

Hua Xiaolou frowned: "If I remember correctly, what you just said was borrowing. Since it is borrowing money, you have to lower your posture, how can you yell? I am embarrassed by you doing this, okay? ?”

"That's right, no more borrowing, no money!"

While speaking, Shen Bingbing deliberately took out her wallet and shook it...

Although it was only shaken for a while, the two men could see clearly that there was a thick wad of money inside.

Fuck! ?Is this couple out of their minds?
Not to mention these two men, even the other passengers in the minibus thought so.Although they didn't open their eyes, this conversation was really funny...

Everyone knows that this is clearly a robbery!
"Hehe, it looks like you are toasting and not eating or drinking as punishment, right?"

The man on the right laughed angrily, stretched his hand over Hua Xiaolou's body, and grabbed the wallet in Shen Bingbing's hand.

But unexpectedly, before reaching out his hand, his body trembled strangely, and at the same time, he subconsciously let out a scream... because, suddenly, he felt as if his whole body had been electrocuted, and the feeling was very strong.

"what happened?"

his accomplice asked hastily.

"This kid has an electric baton?"

The man didn't bother to grab the wallet anymore, he stood up straight and stared at Hua Xiaolou.

However, Hua Xiaolou spread his hands "innocently" and said, "Electric baton? What kind of electric baton? I'm empty-handed, okay?"

Then the man glanced at Shen Bingbing again, and found that there was nothing foreign in Shen Bingbing's hand except the wallet.Could it be that I have cramps?
Now, the man on the right couldn't help but become suspicious.

How did he know that it was Hua Xiaolou who quickly tapped his acupoints.

"Fuck, don't talk nonsense with them..." The man standing on the left seemed a little impatient, he pulled out the knife directly, and gestured in front of Hua Xiaolou: "Immediately ask your wife to hand over the wallet, and you wallet, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude.”

Unexpectedly, the imagined scene did not appear.

It stands to reason that when the knife is revealed, shouldn't the other party scream in fright, turn pale with fright, and obediently hand over the wallet?

What the hell is going on now?
"Hee hee, are you making a movie? Why don't you see a photographer? Let me tell you first, if you're making a movie, you'll have to pay us labor fees!"

"Yes, yes, my wife is right. Although I don't necessarily care about such a little labor fee, it should not be in vain, right? Brothers, are you really making a movie?"

"Depend on!"

No matter how stupid those two men were, they knew that they had encountered a stabbing head.This is definitely no ordinary couple.So, the man with the knife got so excited that he actually moved the knife.

Of course, he didn't intend to really stab him, he just wanted to make Hua Xiaolou hang some paint and bleed, so as not to be too arrogant.

Unexpectedly, the knife just fell, but was pinched by Hua Xiaolou...

That's right, pinching, not grasping.The important thing is that he is still pinching the blade.

"Hahaha, let's see, I'll say it's a movie, right? Even the knives are fake, and the props will break if you pinch them..."

This kind of conversation finally made the two nearby passengers secretly open their eyes, and then they felt bad.

Even the two men were stunned, thinking they were dreaming.

That knife, although it can't be called hair-blowing and hair-cutting, was considered sharp, but when the other party pinched it, the knife turned out to be like rubber, completely deformed, and the blades were all rolled together, like fried dough sticks.

"Really, what kind of crap movie is this? Where's the director? Come out soon..." Shen Bingbing followed suit.

She seemed to begin to understand why Hua Xiaolou liked to act aggressive.Because, this feeling is really cool.Look at those two guys, they look like dead fathers...

"clang!"

Finally, the knife fell to the ground with a dull sound.

Immediately afterwards, the two men ran desperately towards the door, shouting: "Stop, stop, we have to get out of the car."

The driver was eager for the two of them to get out of the car, and started to step on the brakes as soon as he heard this.

Unexpectedly, Shen Bingbing refused, and shouted: "No parking, isn't this a movie? How can you give up halfway? It must be finished!"

"Yes, if anyone dares to get out of the car, I'm in a hurry with someone! How can someone leave in the middle of filming? It's so unqualified!"

The car was about to come to a stop, and the driver was about to open the door, but when he heard this, he didn't dare to stop, so he had to keep pushing the accelerator.

In desperation, one of the man with a mustache rolled his eyes, grabbed a passenger sitting in the front row, and said viciously: "You, don't force me..."

In the end, Hua Xiaolou and Shen Bingbing laughed and even clapped their hands: "Okay, that's it, it's getting more and more exciting..."

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(End of this chapter)