Chapter 296

"Hurry up and eat it. This is a top-grade elixir. We are traveling in the clouds this time. This is the best elixir."

Yang Yu smiled at the three of Immortal Huli, his face was very calm, which made the three more convinced. Looking at Yang Yu, he directly swallowed three dung balls from each of them.

"Remember, take it after chewing it, and take it with the ether." Yang Yu quickly waved and told the three of them how to eat.

"..." The three of Monkey King looked at Yang Yu, and the smiles on their faces became more intense.

Shit and urine, if Huli Daxian and the other three people know about this combination, they will probably be blacker than coal.

"Huh?" Immortal Hu Li ate three elixir, then followed Yang Yu's instructions, and crushed them.

Suddenly, a stench burst out from his mouth.

An extremely viscous and extremely smelly liquid filled his mouth, making Immortal Huli's brows tightened together.

"Wuliang Tianzun, and Taiyi Shenshui, these two items can play the greatest role after being taken together. They are absolutely unparalleled in the world." Yang Yu looked at the people with a smile, and the smile on his face became more intense .

"The taste and texture of this golden elixir are too different from those recorded in the Taoist scriptures." Immortal Hu Li muttered, but he didn't doubt it. He obeyed Yang Yu's words, picked up the clay pot again, Started to gulp up.

"Grumbling..."

In less than half a minute, the Great Immortal Huli drank all the water in the bladders of Monkey King and the three of them in a clay pot, which made Yang Yu's expression very strange.

"Wuliang Tianzun..." Yang Yu looked at Huli Daxian and the other three people in front of him, and looked at these guys with very strange expressions. If these three people knew that what they were eating was feces and urine, they would probably want to kill people very much.

"Brother, why does this Shenshui have a sense of anger, it always feels like something, and that golden elixir, it smells so bad, it's like eating shit." Immortal Yang Li leaned down slightly, looking at the person beside him Immortal Huli frowned slightly.

"Indeed, I also feel that this smell is very familiar, as if I have seen it before, and this thing, I don't feel like a pill, the taste is really disgusting." Looking at Yang Yu, several people frowned deeply. Wrinkled deeply, his face became cloudy and uncertain from the beginning.

"Wuliang Tianzun, you three Xiaodao, you have swallowed all the divine water and golden elixir, how is it? Feel your heart churning, dizzy, very uncomfortable?" Yang Yu looked at the people here with a smile, his face The smile on the screen is very strong.

"What did you say?" Looking at Yang Yu, Huli Daxian and the other three felt their hearts jump for no reason, and even their original honorific titles were gone. Looking at Yang Yu, the faces of the people here were very ugly.

"Hehe, how do you feel after taking this elixir and divine water?" Yang Yu looked at Huli Daxian and the other three with a strong smile on his face.

"Who were you? Why did you appear here?"

Immortal Huli frowned suddenly, the smile and expression on Yang Yu's face did not look like Sanqing at all, he really wanted to be the smile of a scoundrel who succeeded in playing tricks on them.

No matter how stupid the three of Hu Li are, they ate four servings of something that was not a panacea at all. After seeing the smiles of Yang Yu and the other three, if they still can't understand, they are probably really stupid.

"Ha ha."

Yang Yu looked at Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli, and Immortal Yangli, with smiles already on his face, causing everyone to look over.

"That's it. We haven't played enough yet." Yang Sun Wukong waved his hands rather boringly and then bent down like a monkey, scratching his ears with his hands, which surprised everyone slightly.

"Brother Monkey, why are you being exposed? Yang Yu hasn't said what to do yet." Sand Monk pulled Sun Wukong and reminded him.

"Oh, I got it." Sun Wukong nodded, and then stood up straight again, returning to the appearance of Yuanshi Tianzun.

"..." Huli Daxian and the other three looked at Sun Wukong's behavior, and their faces suddenly became extremely gloomy. This is obviously playing tricks on them!
"Wuliang Tianzun, what are you three thinking about? I am Lingbao Tianzun. If you are okay, you can leave now." Yang Yu looked at Li Ren, waved his hands and said, his face was very ugly.

"Who are you guys? Why are you messing around in our hall of worship? I don't know if the three of you are the teachers of the country?" Can't help it.

"Wuliang Tianzun, the poor Taoist is a Taoist priest, we are from the same sect." Yang Yu smiled slightly, and directly changed into his original face, and the smile on his face gradually became stronger.

"You guys, who are you?" Looking at Yang Yu, the three of them looked very ugly.
"You will know us, but not now, just wait."

Yang Yu smiled slightly, and disappeared directly in place. His figure had already arrived outside the hall of worship, and he said to the three of Monkey King: "Follow up, and wait to see the faces of these three guys tomorrow."

"Yaodao, wait, we will meet again soon, and then I will look better." Zhu Bajie returned to his original state, looked at Yang Yu and Monkey King, and the smile on his face became more intense.

"Ha ha."

After a while, Monkey King and the three returned to Yang Yu's side. Yang Yu smiled slightly, and led the three of them to fly away into the distance. Suddenly it became pale.

"Wuliang Tianzun, kindly remind the three fellow disciples that the stone statue of Sanqing is in the latrine. The golden pill you take is a dung ball. The poor Taoist took it fresh from the latrine, and the Taiyi Shenshui is that The urine of monkey heads and pig heads, I hope you can savor it carefully and slowly.”

This was Yang Yu's voice, and it was transmitted lightly into the hall of worship, making the faces of the three Hu Li Daxians who were originally dark-faced suddenly turn pale, and their chests twitched.

"Wuliang Tianzun..." Yang Yu smiled slightly, and his figure had returned to Tang Seng's team.

"Master Yang Yu, apprentice, how are you back?" Tang Seng asked anxiously when he saw that Yang Yu and the others had returned.

"It's okay, it's easy to solve, wait for the monster tomorrow." Yang Yu smiled and nodded.

"That's good, that's good." Tang Seng nodded in surprise, as if a big stone fell to the ground in his heart.

"Don't worry, there will be no accidents. The three monsters will be resolved tomorrow. Just wait quietly." Yang Yu smiled slightly, stepped onto a big tree, and sat down quietly. Looking at the brightly lit Che Chiguo in the distance, the corners of his mouth were full of smiles.

(End of this chapter)

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