Chapter 295 Dichlorvos, Mothballs

"No..." The three of them swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at each other and then looked at the stone statue of Sanqing, with a trace of fire in their eyes.

"Could it be that the patriarch really showed his spirit?" Immortal Yang Li looked at the transformed stone statues of Yang Yu and Zhu Bajie with surprise.

"We didn't have this blue bull stone statue originally. If someone else came to eat in our worship hall, it must be a blue cow in the place where the body was tempered and transformed. From my point of view, the patriarch must have appeared. These tributes They were all eaten by the patriarch!"

Hu Lida nodded, looking at the transformed stone statues of Yang Yu and Zhu Bajie, his eyes were full of respect and deep anticipation.

"From my point of view, what we should be concerned about now is the appearance of several patriarchs. What we enshrine is Sanqing. Isn't Lingbao Tianzun the only one who appears?"

The focus of Luli Daxian is on Monkey King and Drifting Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian.

"Ok?"

Immortal Yangli and Immortal Huli heard what Immortal Luli said, and quickly turned to look at the other two statues.

They were stunned. The two statues had really changed, quite a bit different from their previously sculpted postures.

"What's going on here? Could it be that the patriarch really appeared?" Immortal Yang Li frowned slightly, looking at the three stone statues, his eyes were full of anticipation and surprise.

As for why they didn't suspect that others were stealing tributes, it was because of their arrogance.

In their eyes, no one in the entire Chechi country would dare to steal their food, so there was only one last possibility left at this time, the three patriarchs appeared.

"The patriarch is manifesting, the patriarch is manifesting, please come and see, the disciple worships the Sanqing, and is loyal to Taoism, please also show the patriarch of the Sanqing."

Thinking of this, the three of them immediately knelt down, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times to the transformed stone statue of Yang Yu and the other four, muttering something in their mouths.

"Hehe, I'm hooked."

Yang Yu looked at the three people saluting, with a strange smile on his lips, and then he said to the three people beside him, "Wait, pretend to be Sanqing and Qingniu, and say a few words to scare these three monsters." That's fine, I'll take care of the rest."

"Understood, hehe." Monkey King and the other three smiled strangely, and immediately understood what Yang Yu meant, which meant that they wanted to trap the three monsters.

"Wuliang Tianzun, who are you three Xiaodao, why do you disturb us and want to use tribute and incense?"

Yang Yu and Zhu Bajie transformed into figures, directly turning into Taishang Laojun and Qingniu. Yang Yu looked at the three people below with a flat face, but there was an uncontrollable aura around his body, which made the three monsters body trembling.

"Master Patriarch, we are Taoists. We are your worshipers. Because we respect you too much, I really want to see you. I'm sorry." He spoke quickly, his face very flustered.

"That's how it is. I said why there is such incense in this place. It turns out that the three of you are here to promote my Taoism. Well, it's very good,"

Yang Yu looked at the three of them with a smile, nodded and said, there is really a touch of Taishang Laojun's style.

"You guys are really respectful and rewarding to us." Sun Wukong also recovered his human body, looked at the three monsters in the appearance of Yuanshi Tianzun, and said with a smile.

"Really?" The three of them looked at Yang Yu and the others, their faces flushed with excitement, and they looked at Yang Yu and the others expectantly.

"Don't worry, since you have made the whole country believe in our Taoism, you will naturally be rewarded. Tell me what you want. When we return from this cloud tour, we have a lot of holy water and elixirs."

Yang Yu looked at the three of Immortal Huli, the smiles on his face became more and more intense, and he directly opened his mouth and led the three of them by the nose to the direction of eating shit and drinking urine.

"Is there holy water and elixir?" Looking at Yang Yu, the three jumped up in surprise.

"Yes, but you go out and wait for a while. We will make some preparations. We will inform you to come in, so you can come in." Yang Yu nodded with a smile, with a hint of weirdness in his smile.

"Okay, okay, let's go out and wait." The three Immortal Huli nodded quickly, and quickly left the enshrining hall and left the place.

"Ha ha."

Yang Yu smiled slightly, and beckoned to the three people beside him directly: "Get the pots ready here, and start peeing, let these three monsters taste how "delicious" pee is today."

"Isn't it holy water? Why do you need to pee?" Zhu Bajie looked at Yang Yu and Zhu Bajie suspiciously.

"Are you stupid? We say it's holy water, and this urine is also holy water. It's fine if they know how to drink it. What are you waiting for?" Yang Yu curled his lips and glared at Zhu Bajie.

"Okay." Zhu Bajie nodded, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

A few minutes later, the three Monkey Kings were holding a clay pot, which was steaming hot and freshly baked.

However, Yang Yu did not do the same thing as Monkey King. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and took out two kinds of jade bottles with the Time-Space Phantom Orb. The smile on his lips became even stronger.

"Okay, come in," Yang Yu smiled slightly, calling the three monsters outside to come in.

"Thank you, Patriarch." The three of them were very fast, and within a few breaths they knelt down in front of Yang Yu and the others, their faces full of anticipation and excitement.

"This white elixir is but the sky-replenishing elixir, which can make up for the defects in your body, as well as the unstable foundations in your body." Yang Yu took three white pills, which are the mothballs of later generations, and handed them to the tiger with a smile. Li Daxian three people,
"Thank you, thank you."

Immortal Huli and the other three hurriedly took it in pleasant surprise. This kind of elixir can be said to be heaven-defying, and it can supplement the deficiencies in the foundation and the defects in the body during cultivation. They were very excited.

"Take it, there are three more things for you later, I guarantee that you will be able to transform into immortals tonight." Yang Yu had a strange smile on his lips.

"Thank you Patriarch." The three of them ate the mothballs without thinking.

"Also, there are three bottles of Sanqing holy water here, which is a heaven-reaching thing. After taking it, I guarantee that you will feel like a fairy, and it will be effective soon."

Yang Yu smiled, and again handed three bottles of pesticides with Dichlorvos written on them to the three Immortal Huli, with a strong smile.

"Thank you, Master Patriarch." The three drank it in one gulp. Although they felt the bitter taste, they didn't think much about it. After all, Yang Yu is the Supreme Lord, so how can he still deceive the three little Taoist priests?
"This is the golden elixir, and this is the holy water. They are all for improving your cultivation. Take them to ensure that you will be very comfortable tomorrow."

Yang Yu smiled slightly, and handed the shit ball he had prepared earlier and the bladder water of Sun Wukong and the other three to the three of them.

"..." Sun Wukong and the other three looked at Huli Daxian and the other three who took it, their faces turned slightly red, and they couldn't hold back their laughter.

(End of this chapter)

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