The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 45 Fighting Wits and Bickering with the Jade Emperor (Add more)

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the main task, rewarding you with 1000 experience points!"

"Ding, the main task is released, and you will get the holy method of fighting, and you will be rewarded with 10 experience points."

……

The imperial city boiled again.

"The third master of the Tang Dynasty is invincible!"

"Long live the Sperm Extraction Gang!"

"Long live Qingfeng riding a pig!"

Suddenly, a discordant voice sounded.

"Who are you, what are you yelling?"

"kill him."

"Don't hit me, don't hit me, I'm nicknamed the second young master, and I'm known as the king of tricks, can you save me some face?"

A young man in ragged clothes shouted the wrong slogan to beg for mercy, but to no avail, he was instantly dumped.

In Tianting, the old Jade Emperor's lungs were about to explode, his face turned blue, and he yelled: "This monk Tang, is really unreasonable, really unreasonable!"

Taibai Jinxing returned to the main hall, feeling extremely happy in his heart: "I told you to bully me, Lao Jin, and you will be mad at you. Damn."

On Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, Guanyin Bodhisattva has a wonderful expression, and two boys are laughing beside him.

In Hezhou, Xiniu, Patriarch Bodhi looked up at the starry sky with his hands behind his back. No one knew what he was thinking.

Li Jing and a group of heavenly soldiers and generals were also furious, but when they saw Monkey King, they immediately dispelled the idea of ​​fighting.

"Tang Sanzang, tell the Jade Emperor yourself."

Like a bitter woman, Li Jing handed the Tongtian Mirror to Tang Sen.

"What are you doing?" Tang Sen took the mirror and greeted the old Jade Emperor, "Brother, hello!"

The anger in the Jade Emperor's heart, is this the tenth great benevolent man, Tang Sanzang, the eminent monk?Talking so outrageously.

However, it sang very well.

"Tang Sanzang, you are so brave, you even dare to tease me, come to heaven to see me quickly."

He held back the anger in his heart and tried to maintain the majesty of the Emperor of Heaven.

"Oh, what do you, the majestic Jade Emperor, know about me, a little punk! Those words are just a joke, they can't be taken seriously!"

"Today, Baoxiang Kingdom celebrates with the whole country, and my little San'er is just trying to have fun. Your mind is wider than the Three Realms. I don't think you will care about me!"

Flattering, my elder brother Sen is not easy to catch, let's not bother with you for now, wait until the labor and capital become stronger and kill you.

Tang Sen's thoughts turned, and he felt that it was not the time to be tough with the Jade Emperor, and the flattery was like a machine gun, firing bombs and bombs at it.

The face of the old Jade Emperor softened a little. With so many people watching in the heavenly court, this Tang Monk changed his face too quickly, his speech was round like a ball, and his ass was almost swollen from being slapped. It is not easy for him to turn his face.

Labor and management don't care about you first, and get you to the heaven first, there are many ways to get you.

He was also calculating in his heart that the majesty of the Jade Emperor could not be ruined by Tang Seng.

It is a technical task to show magnanimity and to promote the majesty of heaven.

"You monk can be considered good at talking. I won't pursue this matter. Come to heaven to see me quickly. I have something to discuss with you."

After making up his mind, the old Jade Emperor came up with a brilliant plan, as long as Tang Seng dared to go to the heaven, he would have the best of both worlds.

Come here, if you dare to go to heaven, I will let you go to hell.

The Jade Emperor was looking forward to it, and he waited for Tang Sen to agree.

"What's the matter? Is there anything that can't be solved with a phone call? Let's chat for a while!"

"You also saw that the poor monk is on a business trip! The Tathagata Buddha is looking forward to the stars and the moon in the western sky, and he is waiting for the poor monk to pass quickly. The poor monk is very tight~"

Tang Sen held the Tongtian Mirror and put on a very helpless expression.

That means, there is no time, so don't come!

Just kidding, if labor and capital go to your site, you will have to peel off your skin if you don't die, and you won't go if you are killed. Play with me, you are still a little tender.

He is very aware of the current situation, it's like two gangs fighting for territory, one side is weak, the other side is strong, and the other side invites you to his territory for a talk.

It's obvious that it's the Hongmen Banquet!There is no return, so it is impossible.

"Tang Sanzang, I have already forgiven you for what happened earlier, why, are you afraid that I, Heavenly Court, will deceive you?"

The Jade Emperor has lived for countless thousands of years, so he is naturally a man of maturity and proficiency.

"Jade Emperor~ You have completely misunderstood me. Going to heaven is a great thing for a mortal like me, but I can't help it! Why don't you go and discuss it with Buddha Tathagata? He It's my immediate boss, he has the final say!"

Carrying Tathagata at the critical moment, I am not afraid of the old Jade Emperor.

Tang Sen's misfortune was brought to the east, and he was happy in his heart: Master Sen, even if I don't come, I will come secretly if I come, what can you do with me?

"Well, you Tang Sanzang, you dare to threaten me, I will definitely make you look good!"

The Jade Emperor pulled the Tongtian Mirror hard, his eyes were sharp, and he said with an expression that only Tang Sen could see.

However, a monkey with a furry face and a thunderous mouth suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, making him shiver in fright.

"What? You want my master to look good? You want my master to look good, and I want you to look good!"

Sun Wukong threatened and reprimanded, and the Jade Emperor had no temper.

"Wu~kong, how many times have I told you as a teacher, don't get angry if you are a monk, it's not good if you scare the Jade Emperor, if there is something wrong with his old man, go invite Buddha, you will suffer again punished!"

"The Jade Emperor is sorry, the poor monk has no way to teach, please don't blame the Jade Emperor, thank you, thank you!"

Tang Sen had an apologetic smile on his face, and the master and apprentice sang the red face and the other bad face, and the cooperation was perfect.

"Very good, you master and apprentice teamed up to deceive me, Sun Wukong, 500 years have passed, this is no longer your era, your cultivation has stagnated for 500 years, do you really think you can still be unscrupulous in the heaven? Hmph~ "

The Jade Emperor was furious, and saw through Tang Sen's little trick at a glance. Then, his figure disappeared from the sky mirror, presumably cutting off the video call with magic power.

"Master, is what the old Jade Emperor said right? My old grandson has practiced at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and it's really strange that he has not advanced but retreated?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and said, it seems that he is also clear about the issue of cultivation.

"It makes sense, but it's not entirely true, as long as you dare to fight against the teacher."

Tang Sen urged Monkey King, and the two whispered in low voices, discussing big plans.

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"Master, Brother Monkey, what are you guys discussing? It's been a day of discussion. Share it with my old pig!"

"That's right, Master, what is your duty to tell me, Little White Dragon, don't sneak around!"

After the celebration was over, Li Jing and his group went back to the Heavenly Court to move the rescuers. The master and apprentice were still discussing, Zhu Bajie and the others were all curious about what the master and Brother Hou were discussing, so they all came over to ask.

"I'm telling you as a teacher, don't say anything, you have to follow the plan, so..."

"Bai Xue, if you become like me, you will live in this palace first, and don't go anywhere."

Tang Sen was methodical and presented the plan with all his disciples one by one...

On the second day, Bai Xue transformed into Tang Sen's appearance, and the master and apprentice wandered around the palace without any intention of continuing on the road.

But the real Tang Sen and Monkey King have changed their appearances, sneaked out of the imperial city, and landed in a dense forest ten miles away from the imperial city.

"Wukong, you have become a little Taoist boy, remember not to speak."

"Master, what about you!"

"Hey, become Zhen Yuanzi as a teacher, and make a fool of him."

Tang Sen giggled, exchanged for the transformation technique, and in an instant, the immortal Zhen Yuanzi appeared.

"Go, do it. He has a big vote."

The two masters and apprentices rose from the clouds, rushed to the sky, and flew towards the Tiangong.

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